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Saturday, October 25, 2008 17:40

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
It's uncanny really that I should be posting this on the very same day Stevie G posted his news about his sterling secondment success as I have news of a similar ilk myself.

A fair few of you that have read my postings in the past will know that I have spent the past couple of years or so pursuing advancement in the workplace. Well, finally it happened... well, sort of. A week past Wednesday I was told that I had been selected for a six month secondment to Newcastle Crown Court as a Court Clerk. When asked if I would be interested, I had blurted out an uncontrollable excitable YES!!!! before the sentence had even finished.

The most difficult thing has been keeping the news under my hat for the past ten days or so. I was asked to keep schtumm (I love the fact the the spell checker offered tumescent or scrotum as alternative options for schtumm) until details were finalised, even posting on the web was a little risky as I know a couple of former colleagues may well stumble their way upon this page from time to time. Thankfully however, they broke the news to my team yesterday and I am now looking forward  to starting my new job on 10th November.


My New Works' Gaff

It may only be a six month temporary posting but it's a real opportunity for me to try and land the job properly. I came fairly close to getting the job at the last round of interviews and I think this is why I have been picked this time around for the temporary post. So who knows? It may become a permanent fixture.

Ever since I discovered that being a Court Clerk at the Crown Court required no legal training it became an ambition of mine to have a crack at the job so it's needless to say that I'm thrilled at the opportunity to get up close and personal with the likes of thugs, drug dealers, murderers, rapists and Joey Barton. And hopefully I'll get to realise my ambition of being rendered in a chalk sketch...



Of course, I'm aware that you should always be careful what you wish for and I'm under no illusions that it's gonna be easy but after nearly nine years of doing the same old thing I feel more than ready for a new challenge.   
Pauliostopher

 
Cheers Ben! :o)
 
Posted by Pauliostopher on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 11:29
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Stevie-G

 
haha! Well done old boy! I think we should have a celebratory beer after all! I can show you my letter, you can show me pre event sketches. Shall we have a competition to see who can get the most publicity in our secondment roles? Watch for me popping my head out of No.10's door, then pushing Gordon aside for the photoshoots. :)
 
Posted by Stevie-G on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 12:42
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Pauliostopher

 
Well, I guess my best chance would be to hand around on the steps of the court the next time the Girls Aloud rape fantasist blogger turns up, but I'm not sure if that'll make the National news...

What am I talking about? It's Girls Aloud related... of course it'll make the national news.
 
Posted by Pauliostopher on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 13:06
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claire

 
You too???!!! Is there something in the water oop north or what? Congratulations though mate, you're right. It IS about bloody time.

Err... you do realise that there are easier, more enjoyable ways of getting a chalk sketch done of your mug, don't you?

Good luck chief! xxx
 
Posted by claire on Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 14:29
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Pauliostopher

 
If there is a something in the water up here, I should try my best to drink a gallon of it in the hopes of keeping the credit crunch misery well and truly at bay... but then again, it's thinking like that, that probably got us into this whole mess in the first place eh?

Yes, I'm sure I could go to Paris and have a wonderful chalk sketch caricature that would make fun of both my nose and ears but it just wouldn't have the same cache and drama as being captured in a court room scene with a villainous eyed murderer in the dock.

Cheers Claire
 
Posted by Pauliostopher on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 10:28
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claire

 
Paris, yes... OR you could be discovered by the rozzers getting up to some good old mischief of a criminal nature, say... cavorting with a lady in a public place full of stolen booty or something. Then you could have a lovely chalk sketch done of you with a big, smug grin on your chops. Result :)
 
Posted by claire on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 13:07
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Jen
Jen Lopez

 
Well Done you ;)
 
Posted by Jen on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 15:12
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Pauliostopher

 
Wow, Jen! Thanks! It's been a long while since last I seen you round these here parts. Always nice to see a familiar face. :O)
 
Posted by Pauliostopher on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 17:59
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Jen
Jen Lopez

 
I know sorry but i've (embarrassingly)been more hooked on Bebo these days! Or the 'nosey b@stard' site as i often call it. Most of my friends are on it.

Anyway its good to pop in now & again & have a read at your blogs. I know i dont always leave comments but i always have a wee read.

Congrats again & i'll drop by again soon :)
 
Posted by Jen on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 15:16
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Becca

 
Congrats, hope to see you in a chalk painting soon.
 
Posted by Becca on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 04:47
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Pauliostopher

 
Too right, can't wait to start wearing the communal wig! I'm sure I'll look spiffing...


 
Posted by Pauliostopher on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 18:23
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Stevie-G

 
I hope you take better care of it than your own "au naturale" hair!
 
Posted by Stevie-G on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 09:06
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Moony

 
Wooo that IS very exciting news! And the wig suits you so well too.
You must be gutted Stevie trumped you. Commiserations! ;D heh
 
Posted by Moony on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 18:29
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Pauliostopher

 
I'm pleased you think the wig suits. I'm told on good authority that it's a communal wig.

Let's hope Olivia doesn't come home with a headful of lice for me to share with my new colleagues eh?

And yeah, bloody Stevie and his job top trumpery... I'll get him for that one day!
 
Posted by Pauliostopher on Sunday, November 02, 2008 - 09:30
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