People are always bugging me to write a new blog. Apparently, you all can't get enough of pre-pubescent level sex jokes and rants about how dressing a bunch of midgets as various Super Mario Bros. characters, taking them to Gasoline Alley, making them ride the go-karts, then filming it and posting it on youtube would be both "awesome" and "not that offensive."

Well, you're in luck.

I've started a new blog. However, to honor the memory of Kristiane*, I am emulating (aka stealing) her idea and doing this new blog at Wordpress.com. And not just because blogging on the same site "Dateline NBC" uses to catch pedophiles feels sort of cheesy, but because nothing screams professional like a free website run by nerds and used by pretentious, coffee-shop hanging out-in, reefer smoking bloggers everywhere. LOOK AT ME! I'M EXPRESSING MYSELF WITH WORDS!

Right then. The new site is: Here There's nothing there yet except for a little introductory post. Hopefully I'll do more stuff soon.

Now quit bugging me.

*(Note: Kristiane isn't dead. But I just think honoring her memory is a good idea, anyway.)