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Category: Life
what if suddenly it's not me?
what if you were fake all along?
what if you're lying to me at this very moment?
what if i'm working for nothing at all?
what if i loved you and i never told you?
what if you were stuck in a car with me and i refused to go any faster than 8 miles per hour?
what if harry potter was seriously real and no one ever knew?
what if you woke up and a giraffe was licking its lips over your face?
what if i woke up with a deadly disease and had to walk around on all fours?
what if i read 600 books in a day?
what if i wrote the next hit song by myself?
what if i dyed my hair blue with pink polka dots?
what if i told you i wanted to have your babies?
what if i told you i wanted to watch them springing up like daisies?
what if i asked to move in with you?
what if i lived 5 days and 6 hours away from you?
what if you were told to walk to me on foot?
what if suddenly i wake up and this is all a dream?
what if i got a dark mark tattooed on my arm?
what if i came to your house, stole all the food from your fridge and ran away without saying a word?
what if you invited me to your house and we had a candlelit dinner?
what if i still ate meat?
what if, when i was around you, i did nothing but constantly quote T.I.?
what if i could talk to frogs?
what if i took four hours every morning to draw eyeliner all over face from forehead to chin because i was convinced i could pull off being black?
what if the world really revolved around a mutual bitter resentment between squids and My Little Ponies?
what if i gave you a book called Life for Dummies?
what if you were in your car driving to nowhere important and you saw my car in front of yours but you couldn't stop me by the time you realized?
what if we walked to your pet store together?
what if i wore a peter pettigrew mask and showed up at your door?
what if you were on your computer and you heard a crash downstairs and you walked down and saw a huge tree just chilling there on your front porch with a huge branch shoved through your glass front door, so your solution was to run at it and push a bra against it?
what if i never showered, never washed my hair, never wore deodorant, and never brushed my teeth?
what if i never stopped crying? ever?
what if i had no lower jaw?
what if i was 9'6''?
what if i wore john green glasses?
what if i was your long lost twin?
what if we rode an Amtrak train for 8 hours at a time and Edward Scissorhands was the conductor?
what if eating tree bark and Mrs. T's perogies automatically classified you as a leprechaun?
what if i peed on a plastic bunny in your backyard?
what if i threw up in your bed and you didn't know it till you laid down to go to sleep?
what if i committed suicide because a blue ox with 5 centimeter long horns wearing a doo rag told me i was too tall to be human?
what if my eyes were honestly the size of dinner plates?
what if instead of water, it rained napkins?
what if the moon is really made of cheese?
what if i weighed over 500 pounds?
what if i was bald?
what if i posted a youtube video featuring nothing but endless clips of me reciting all of our inside jokes?
what if you woke up and there was a hawk mowing your lawn at 5am?
what if you woke up in the middle of the night to michael gambon tapping at your window?
what if my name was Lakeisha Shanaynay Shawntelle Sanchez?
what if my eyes were permanently colored red?
what if i was diagnosed with cancer tomorrow?
what if i told you right now i would never speak to you again for as long as i lived?
what if i was secretly a guy?
what if i was a lesbian?
what if my boyfriend was a zucchini?
what if there was no where to sleep in my house; would you sleep under my bed?
what if you and i got trapped on a deserted island together?
what if i'm really a 60 year old guy waiting to rape you?
what if i danced really ghetto?
what if i called myself a goon?
what if i starred in the tv show ugly betty?
what if you got to be an extra in the last harry potter movie?
what if you and i got kicked out of the mall for carrying around a Monroeville Singles dot com sign?
what if we had a hair dying party in your living room?
what if i slept over your house and you had huge sculptures of gargoyles and i got scared of them in the dark and so i covered them with paper towels?
what if i was sleeping next to you and i randomly started laughing uncontrollably in my sleep and never stopped till i woke up?
what if i had a disorder in which i could never stop eating watermelon or i'd die?
what if i was a tomato?
what if my cat fell asleep on your chest?
what if i kissed you goodnight?
what if you asked me to marry you?
what if we went to the park at midnight, only wanting to go on the tire swing, and people were having sex on the benches?
what if i bought you your favorite food and chewed it and then we kissed, would you still think it tasted good?
what if i went to your school?
what if you knew me when i was 5 years old?
what if i actually made you sit down and watch 100 episodes back to back of Queer as Folk?
what if i showed up at your house every day with a macaroni and cheese and blueberry casserole?
what if you liked it?
what if we made out with pop rocks?
what if i was a slytherin?
what if i literally, right at this very moment, packed up all my bags and began walking to your house?
what if this is way too long for this blog?
what if i died tomorrow?
what if my last name was really Weasley?
what if i had an afro?
what if i was married to Fawkes?
what if i never told you i'm a vampire and i've actually been around since 1345?
what if i lived in Australia?
what if i had no eyes?
what if i died from an overdosage of bertie bott's every flavor beans?
what if we built a treehouse?
what if you taught me to ski?
what if we stayed up all night on the phone from midnight to noon the next day?
what if we reserved a book called Sheep in the Jeep?
what if you actually laughed at this?
what if i missed you so much that i died from heartache?
what if i actually stalked you?
what if i recited the entire soundtrack of sweeney todd to you while you were trying to sleep?
what if a crow came to visit you every night just to read you noah's ark?
what if no one reads this far?
what if J.K. Rowling showed up at azkatraz?
what if your closet door was really so hard to shut that chuck norris had to come close it every time you were creeped out by the door being open?
what if you were about to fall asleep and you heard me knocking on the wall from the other side of it?
what if you and i had a pajamas-icecream-and-DVDs day?
what if we spent a whole entire summer together?
what if we shared an ice cream cone?
what if i made you eat an entire plate of carrots with balsamic vinagerette?
what if i texted you at 4:30 in the morning? would you text me back?
what if i went missing, would you call me worried sick?
what if i was beater on an actual quidditch team?
what if i was your sister?
what if i took medicine every day because otherwise every other night at 11pm i would turn into a blind octopus?
what if you actually sat here and read all these what if's?
what if all of these what if's were real?
would you still be my friend?
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