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Monday, April 17, 2006 

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This is a re-post of an older blog entry, but it goes along with the one I just stole from Jack...

WRONG:

YOUR/YOURE

Youre is always a contraction of you are. If youve written youre, try substituting you are. If it doesnt work, the word you want is your. Your writing will improve if youre careful about this.

If someone thanks you, write back youre welcome for you are welcome.

List of errors

WRONG:

THEYRE/THEIR/THERE

Many people are so spooked by apostrophes that a word like theyre seems to them as if it might mean almost anything. In fact, its always a contraction of they are. If youve written theyre, ask yourself whether you can substitute they are. If not, youve made a mistake. Their is a possessive pronoun like her or our They eat their hotdogs with sauerkraut. Everything else is there. There goes the ball, out of the park! See it? Right there! There arent very many home runs like that. Thier is a common misspelling, but you can avoid it by remembering that they and their begin with the same three letters. Another hint: there has here buried inside it to remind you it refers to place, while their has heir buried in it to remind you that it has to do with possession.

List of errors

There's a whole bunch more in the comments to the older blog post.

Mrs. Carroll
Bethany Carroll

 

You should have been an English teacher!


 
Posted by Mrs. Carroll on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 3:28 PM
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ERiC AiXeLsyD
ERiC AiXeLsyD

 
Yeah. but I don't want to get shot, stabbed, or slapped with a made-up harrasment charge.
 
Posted by ERiC AiXeLsyD on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 4:59 PM
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An-DiE
An-DiE Last Name

 

How would you like to work with a bunch of people that don't know that the word "mine" is already possessive? All day long you would hear - "Them ain't mine's, these are mine's"


 
Posted by An-DiE on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 5:38 PM
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ERiC AiXeLsyD
ERiC AiXeLsyD

 
I's done had beed drove crazee.
 
Posted by ERiC AiXeLsyD on Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 6:00 PM
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An-DiE
An-DiE Last Name

 
yeah don't ever get a job in the city, where you will be a minority. You would go nuts.
 
Posted by An-DiE on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 4:53 AM
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ERiC AiXeLsyD
ERiC AiXeLsyD

 
I work with the other end of the scale down in Canonsburg.  I swear, some of those motherfuckers are in the KKK or something.  We have a few people who speak redneck anglish.
 
Posted by ERiC AiXeLsyD on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 10:59 AM
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An-DiE
An-DiE Last Name

 

the diffrence is you can bitch about rednecks, it's ok. If you worked with black people and you said stuff like this it would be considered racist.

When I first started downtown all the managers had to go to "diversity training" this lady told them that it is racist to say someone is "well spoken" or to fault black people for not speaking "Proper English". I get mad when I hear stuff like this because I think it's racist to say that black people cannot learn to speak proper English. 

 


 
Posted by An-DiE on Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 11:24 PM
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ERiC AiXeLsyD
ERiC AiXeLsyD

 
Indeed.  There is no way I would ever be able to validate speaking poorl by simply staign that that's how I was raised.
 
Posted by ERiC AiXeLsyD on Sunday, April 23, 2006 - 5:32 AM
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