They still didn't explain why a fish sandwich equals deathfish... but I wrote a serious inquiry to KFC & Taco Bell at the same time a while back regarding a sticker in the window warning people not to eat there if they have shellfish allergies.  I guess I forgot about it because it took a long ass time for them to write back.  Am I left to presume that the fish may contain shellfish in a dirty mix of whatever fish thet can find, or that it's simply breaded/processed in the same facility as a shellfish?  Does fish touch the same surfaces as chicken?  Wow.  This may warrant another letter.  Seriosuly.

Now I have another address to send my W(aL)D Pizza Hut inquiry to.  Those assmonkeys never wrote back.