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lundi, février 27, 2006 

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Figure A-1:  HOW TO CROSS THE STREET IN A PARKING LOT.I've noticed over the years that there really are a lot of people out there who do not know how to cross the street or walk in general in a parking lot.  Sometimes they don't have any bags at all, sometimes they've got their hands full of grocery/shopping bags, and mostly the dangerous and dangerously slow ones have shopping carts with them.

Now, I would have to assume that most of these people have driven themselves to the store and should therefore know how to cross the street to avoid any traffic-related danger, or least how to not anger the automobile piloting population.

Apparently, parking lots have some sort of dimensional warp liek the bermuda triangle... but instead of making planes and boats disappear, parking lots make common sense disappear.

Above to the left is Figure 1-A.  It's the only figure because if you're one of the ones who needs to read this, it might possibly be all that you can handle.  You can see above in green that the best route across the lanes of traffic to the parked cars is a straight line.  This is how courtious people cross the parking lot.  Or this is how Gallant would cross the parking lot if you're an old school Highlights for Children fan.  Notice that "Gallant" would also walk alongside the parked cars, and not in the middle of the lane while going to his car.

On the other hand, we have the example of how we should not cross the street in the parking lot noted in figure 1-A in red.  Unfortunately, these people have not learned that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.  The slowly meander like Goofus across the lane of traffic at a wide angle, to stay in your driving lane as long as possible... and most often this happens outside of the crossing area designated by criss-crossed white lines.

These people are also the ones who walk in the middle of the driving lane on the way to their car.  Sometimes they even look back at you, and continue on their obstructive path.  Oh wow, does this piss me off.

I know, pedestrians have the right of way... but why take the stupid way?  All this does is delay & annoy people... even if only for a few seconds.  Think about all the times this happens... add that up, and that's a whole lot of aggrivation time.

 

Actuellement j'écoute:
Waking the Fallen
Par Avenged Sevenfold
Date de publication : 26 August, 2003


 
...Dude... for all the stressing out you've done lately, you're going to have a heart attack lol Calm down!  People do dumb things.  We have to accept that.  I'm sure you've done stupid shit before.
 
Publié par le lundi, février 27, 2006 - 3:53
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ERiC AiXeLsyD
ERiC AiXeLsyD

 
Oh, I'm not stressing out at this.  This is a public service announcement.  Apparently there are people who cannot grasp this concept.  I'm here to help the stupid people.
 
Publié par ERiC AiXeLsyD le lundi, février 27, 2006 - 6:22
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An-DiE
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aw motherfuck this. Damn I posted a full out rant and I got "Page cannot be displayed".. Bullshit.

Anyways I'm not re-typing it. Have you been shopping at Wal*Mart? I'm noticed this and other issues there.

I think people aren't stupid, they are just incosiderate assholes. I think that educating won't help because they still won't care. I say we make it legal to run them over, let a few of them die and then they'll learn.


 
Publié par An-DiE le mardi, février 28, 2006 - 8:35
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ERiC AiXeLsyD
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Actually my drawing above is made from the aerial view of the WAL*MART in the Waterworks.  Over there, people don't give a fuck if they're in the middle of the lane or for how long.


 
Publié par ERiC AiXeLsyD le mardi, février 28, 2006 - 12:03
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An-DiE
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here's one for you. the other day a woman gets off a bus, now she walks up to the intersection and hits the button for the "Walk" light. I had a green arrow and went to turn and this woman starts out and I almost hit her. Now if someone presses the button for the "Walk" light, wouldn't I be correct to assume that she would wait for the light? Hell if she was just going to go when it said "Don't Walk" why would she bother pushing the button? Hell I'd even understand it if she walked to the curb, waited, saw nothing coming and decided waiting was redicilous, then going. She didn't wait, hit the button and started going.

Unfortunatley though I don't think it's problem of stupid people, I just don't think they care. So no amount of public service would help. Although if we made it legal to run these people over then we may see some progress.

I also believe that people who sit and wait for a parking spot while the person loads their car should be shot for holding up traffic.

Oh and why do people think that when they get through the first set of doors while leaving Wal*Mart that they can do what ever? They walk into that little claw machine/pop/cart room and just stop like everyone else behind them is going to stop.

Have you been shopping at Wal*Mart too? 


 
Publié par An-DiE le mardi, février 28, 2006 - 8:30
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ERiC AiXeLsyD
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People stopping in aisles in the store.  That's a rant for another day.

Yes, this happens most often at WAL*MART.


 
Publié par ERiC AiXeLsyD le mardi, février 28, 2006 - 12:04
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