I'm not a religeous fellow. I don't pray, I don't own a bible and I steal. I believe the theory of evolution and I don't believe God built the world in six days. Only Ty Pennington could to that.

That's why I believe Al Gore and his scissor lift when he tells us that the world is over-heating. I came past Tewkesbury the other day on the way back from my holiday and immediately you know something is wrong. Partly because The Sun had told everyone all week but mainly because the atmosphere was just tense. One thing stood out to me though and I regret not having a camera on me at the time. There was a large banner on the church which read: 'Prey for the floods'. I remember laughing to myself as we drove by. Not because millions of people were devestated by flooding across the country, but because these people think that the lord will help them. If global warming isn't to blame, then it must be Mr God who gave us this downpour of C Diff filled water in the first place.

Seriously, you're better of calling on Noah or Pam An.

Saw the Simpsons Movie yesterday. It was hilarious at the beginning. And again at the end. And in the middle.