If you haven't seen LOST, I don't blame you - but I recently JUST caught on. If you haven't seen it OR are in the middle of it ( Deena! u_u ) then STOP reading! Alright then, let's do this:
(absolutely STOLEN BORROWED from http://dube.wordpress.com/2008/03/28/top-10-most-annoying-things-about-lost/)
Top 10 *most annoying* Lost moments
Lost is an awesome show. But every now & then I wonder just what the writers were thinking…
10. Nikki & Paulo
Yes, they were by far the two most annoying characters in television
history. I’m glad to see them gone. But, with Patchy resurrecting all
the time, Locke cured of paralysis, Rose cured of cancer, and Christian
Shepherd sitting around in Jacob’s cabin… Might we see Nikki and Paulo
again too? Say it isn’t so! I for one am hoping the immortality theory
is not true.
This epi was fucked up as a whole. I guess you get an idea of what happens to BAD people. I wonder if Arzt was a pedophile?
9. Libby’s Death
Guess I’ll never know why she was stalking Hurley at the mental
institution. Great way too create a really compelling mystery and then
destroy it.
I'm sure they'll cover this in Season 6.
8. Eko’s “Smoky” Encounter
This left something to be desired. Sure, the morphing of Eko’s brother into Smoky was really cool
and helped us realize many of the Losties’ hallucinations were actually
Smoky appearances. But the next scenes where Smoky was tossing Eko
around like a ragdoll were unfulfilling, to say the least. Sometimes
Smoky looks and acts way too much like the water creature on “The Abyss” to be taken seriously.
Meh...
7. Hurley’s Diet
Hurley wouldn’t be the same – or as much fun – if he were skinny. But Hurley really should be losing some weight on the island. He was sneaking Dharma food for awhile, but isn’t that long over?
I think the island should punish him already for doing so then.
6. Fake Smoky Appearance
Big goof. Lost viewers everywhere discovered that in the pilot
episode, a “smoke monster” was seen hitting the airplane turbine
shortly before it exploded. Much speculation ensued about this find.
Sadly, the producers later confirmed it was a CGI effect left in the
show in error. You can see it here:
Never noticed... but if it where meant to be, I think it wouldn't look like a magic carpet. Also, not really an annoying thing as a whole.5. Charlie: Death by Stupid
Charlie’s death was sad. But the saddest part was that it didn’t have to happen. He could have run to the other side of the door and shut it. There was plenty of time.
This very much pissed me off. Particularly since Claire didn't get on any damn helicopter... at least not yet. PLUS - what the F Charlie, I know you were meant to die - but fuck, maybe cheating death isn't such a bad thing after all. He just went in for it.
4. The Lost Experience
OK, a lot of people will disagree with me on this. Sure, The Lost
Experience kept us entertained one summer. But the revelations ended up
being very out of place. The solution it offered to Hurley’s numbers
was unsatisfying and has never been mentioned on the actual show. Does
anyone still believe that was really the answer?
No clue.
3. Locke’s Bizarre Trust of Ben
Seriously Locke, grow a brain!
Ben shot him and left him for dead in a mass grave. Ben admitted to
gassing all those Dharma people and thus committing mass murder. He’s
insane. Yet Locke continues to release him and actually believe him.
Utter stupidity. Why does Locke insist on trusting liars?
Because the island told Locke to do so.
2. Lack of Curiosity Killed the Cat
How many times have we yelled at our TV screens because Locke didn’t
follow up on a mystery when he was with an “other” or Jack seemed to
care more about Kate and Sawyer than the smoke monster that was killing
people? There were plenty of times the Losties didn’t share vital
information with one another or “forgot” to ask Danielle or an Other
about a question that was bugging all of us.
Sure, Locke finally asked Ben what the smoke monster was. And Ben said he had no idea. But really Locke, of all the people you could ask, you choose Ben?
Facepalming due to characters in LOST not communicating would be like facepalming in real life because the characters don't communicate.
1. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttt!
Ah yes, it was the fodder of forum humor everywhere: Michael and his ever-present Waaaaallllltttt scream.
Waaaaaalllllltttttt! haunted us in our dreams. Sadly, we saw it
again before “Meet Kevin Johnson.” Think the love of
Waaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllttttttttt is over? Just run a Google search on
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!! and you’ll see we’re all still talking about it:
Notice the third entry in the picture above. Apparently
Waaaaaaaaaalt!!!! translates into any language. No wonder Walt doesn’t
want to see Michael anymore.
Not as annoying as me thinking Walt is special, and we've seen Jack shit from him. He acted like a total asshole last we saw him too. He takes after his mother.
I feel empty.