The last time I went to a club was September 21st 2005.
The morning after I woke up puking my guts out...not because I had a hangover, but because I was 6 weeks pregnant!
As most of you know, the first 6 months of my pregnancy were horrendous! So, I didn't leave the house except for picking up my son and going to doctor's appointments.

Anyway... my point is...
The pregnancy is over.
The baby is here!
And I'm fully recovered!
I've got my 6-week check-up on Thursday...hopefully all goes well!

So, I'm back on the market!
The FRIEND market that is! lol
(I already got a man, and I'm not lookin'!)

Many thanks to all the people who have supported me over the past 10 months...I appreciate it!

And don't get me wrong. I love the friends I have, dearly...
But, I'm starting to think people have forgotten about me and moved on...So now it's time for me to move on.

I need to meet some new people!
Many of you I've never met, but we've chatted a lot over the past few months...well dang it, we need to meet! :-)

I'm the type of person that has many friends for different reasons.
You've got your "chill around the house friends".
You've got your "shopping buddy friends".
You've got your "don't bother getting dressed up, let's catch a flick friends".
You've got your "we can talk about anything, but we don't really meet up that often friends".
You've got your "sports buddy friends".
And you've got your "get dolled up and go clubbin friends".

Well, since I've been pregnant, sick, and busy with life... it seems as though some of my friends have disappeared. And that's cool. Shows how shitty of a friend they were to begin with.

So, now it's time to make new friends.

Here's what I'm looking for:
- People who play volleyball. I play league vball in Fountain Valley.
- People who have kids. I have 2 now, so I'm up for playdates...
- People who love to EAT! I'm a certified chef, I love cooking and trying out new restaurants.
- People who like to go to the movies. Sometimes it's nice to do something that doesn't require getting dressed up.
- People that like to just have get-togethers at the house; BBQ, swimming, a lil liquor, etc.
- People that like to go to the club occasionally, but don't spend their life there. I don't have time for that shit anymore.
- People who are honest, say what's on their mind, and don't follow the crowd just to say they did.
- People who are into the performing arts; plays, musicals, opera, ballet, even karaoke
- People who are comfortable wearing jeans and a t-shirt with tennies to the mall, without wearing a ton of make-up.

The list could go on forever...

I don't want ass kissers...
I don't want girls that are just trying to get free photos...
I don't want bitches trying to fuck my man...
I don't want dudes trying to get laid...

I'm re-evaluating my life and the people in it.

I'm sick of the drama, bullshit, and backstabbing...
I'm getting too old and too busy to be a club whore anymore.
I'm getting married, I've got 2 kids, and I'm starting school again in the fall.
It's time for a change!

So...as I said, I'm back on the market. I'm fully recovered and ready to have a social life again.
Don't hesitate to email or call me if you want to hang out.

I'm not as big of a bitch as people would like to think... lol So don't be skerred...

~Chanel

ps: You don't have to be a fattie to be my friend...
My life doesn't revolve around the size of my ass.