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Wednesday, August 16, 2006 

Current mood:  cranky
Category: Blogging

{sigh}

I find it very interesting how one can be out of the loop, out of the clubs, and out of the scene for almost a whole year...
And yet, my name still keeps coming outta the wrong bitches mouths.

Folks need to stop worrying about what the fuck I'm doing and worry about themselves. I am DRAMA-FREE. And I intend to keep it that way!

I don't care who's fighting with who.
I don't care who's fucking who.
I don't care who's starting this or opening that.
I don't care if you like me.
I don't care if you think I'm a snob. I am. I and I like it that way.

Do not bring your drama to my front door. You're liable to get slammed in the face.

And please... don't pretend to know me. If you have to QUESTION our friendship. We're probably not friends.

I don't need GROUPIES, so please feel free to DETACH YOUR LIPS FROM MY FUCKING ASS!

And while I'm ranting...
Quit telling people that I work for free. Cuz I don't.
I work HARD at what I do, my rates are what they are for a reason.
I don't work for $10 and I never will. You get what you pay for, and if you want CRAP, then bust out a $20 and hand it to the joke of a photographer standing next to you.

One more thing...
I don't give a shit if YOU don't like who I'm associated with!
I am a grown ass woman, I will talk to whoever the fuck I want to, and you can't do a damn thing about so whine to someone else.

People need to stop taking this Fattie shit so seriously!
Y'all complain about the skinny bitches of the world not accepting you, yet you spend soooo much fucking time NOT accepting each other. It's ridiculous!
Aint' NOBODY getting rich off being FAT, so get over it!

I can't believe all the bullshit I'm hearing from people I do know, people I don't know, and people I don't want to know.

I'm done for now...

The NINJA hath spoken....

word

 

PS: I'm in one of those moods today... I'll probably add to this!

~*~The Girl Next Door~*~

 

LMAO! BIZNATCH!!! YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU RIGHT??!!?! LMAO HARD! TELL 'EM GIRL!

OH YEAH, AND FUCC 'EEM, JUST FUCC'EM GIRL! HAHAHAHAHA


 
Posted by ~*~The Girl Next Door~*~ on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 5:20 PM
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~KatnS2nQnA~

 

Girl, can't these people just leave you alone :).. This is yet another example of why I LOVE YOU!!! You just tell it like it is!
Hang in there cutie pie.. all will be good!!

Heres something to make ya giggle!

 
THE PRISONER

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for
15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money
and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While
tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do what he tells you, just give him
satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This
guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

 
Posted by ~KatnS2nQnA~ on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 5:25 PM
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Mrs Pittman

 

you know i fell out my chair laughing...i love that being my friend is so controversal....LOL

Chanel you know your a pain in the ass, but one thing you do is tell like it is...so be it.  I love your non hugging, moody, you don't even call me and I am your friend ass...

people will always say what they say no matter what. 

hey where did you get groupies from??? and how can i get some of those???

since you don't take pics for $20, do you do anything for a $20...I have an extra one laying around....

Now stop being crazy.. my baby doesn't like that!

 


 
Posted by Mrs Pittman on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 5:26 PM
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Shooting near you!!

 

*COMES IN SNIFFIN LIKE IT'S COOKIES BAKING

groupies lol! Did someone say groupies? I'm a groupie for ya'lls lol! I feel you I understand and go gurl tell it like it is. When things need to be said they NEED to be said!

*huggies*


 
Posted by Shooting near you!! on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 5:34 PM
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Big Electronic Alayne

 
Maybe they should plug up their mouths with a turkey leg or succulent riblet so that your name doesn't fall out of their mouths? *giggle* Sorry, I just had to...0:-D
 
Posted by Big Electronic Alayne on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 5:45 PM
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Best Damn Sports Chic Period

 

Why I gotta be a groupie? LMAO......Like I said you are really starting to grow on me.


 
Posted by Best Damn Sports Chic Period on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 6:44 PM
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♥ Henley's Perfection ♥

 
I was waiting for you to hit your limit and tell everyone to "fuck off".  You've gotten soft in your old age but only in the way that your patience has gotten longer.  In the end, you are just a tough old Ninja who's back I've got and I know DAMN WELL... that there ain't NO questioning our friendship...  double negatives and all.   I love you!!!
 
Posted by ♥ Henley's Perfection ♥ on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 8:21 PM
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♥ illeanna ♥

 

lmfao i cant stop laughing.. cuz u hit every inch od it on the head..

bitches will talk shit regardless.. and although u might not want to b associated with the drama.. it comes.. and u kno what i also found.. that alot of it comes from bitches that be at club bounce or volupcity...

its pretty sad when people smile in ur face and talk shit behind ur back.

as far as ur skills everyone knows ur the bitch to go to.

20 is funny

but how about 10$ and a bbq lmfaooo ok so now im talkin shit.. but so what.. i dont have hair on my tongue and will say it to them.

 

anyhow.. be happy mama and just let shit slide...


 
Posted by ♥ illeanna ♥ on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 9:39 PM
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~Angel Demon~

 
I 100% agree with your blog!  I haven't been in the club/fatty seen since 2005, yet people still talk smack about me from shit that happened years ago.  I agree with you....they should all get a life and fuckin get over it!
 
Posted by ~Angel Demon~ on Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 10:03 PM
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Jeanne The Plumber
Jeanne Tatro-Toohey

 

Chanel,

What else is there to say, but...I agree with you!! It's like, we can't wait to get out of high school and "grow up" to get away from that...and yet, the older people get, the more they regress to high school/immature drama. I don't know you personally, but I do agree with and support what you are doing. Yes, the media focuses too much on thin people, and I believe that EVERYONE is beautiful, regardless of size or hairstyle, fashion etc. and thanks to you, you are able to bring back the beauty in beautiful and not fall into the unhealthy categories that the media loves to focus on. Good for you being able to speak your mind! Keep up the good work! I definately like what you are doing! And there's nothing wrong with it! It's YOUR BUSINESS and nobody else's!    :)


 
Posted by Jeanne The Plumber on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 4:48 PM
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Jeanne The Plumber
Jeanne Tatro-Toohey

 
Oh, and BTW, anyone that does anything for free these days is alright in my book...that isn't a bad thing.   :)
 
Posted by Jeanne The Plumber on Monday, October 02, 2006 - 11:26 PM
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Mz. Hot Sauce

 

Go Ninja! It's your birthday! Go Ninja! Get Busy!

Kick all their asses! I got your back if you need it...but I have a feeling you can handle yourself :)


 
Posted by Mz. Hot Sauce on Monday, November 13, 2006 - 11:45 PM
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Amanda B.

 

I'm not a groupie Chanel...I'm just secretly in love with you! ;) he he

DAMN! Remind me never to fuck with YOU!


 
Posted by Amanda B. on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 12:49 AM
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