I came accross this recently and thought I'd put it here for a while, I've always really liked this unrehearsed, totally improvised "jam session" that led to Sodom & Gamorrah...

Vocals & Lyrics (and production) by the amazing Jimi Magnet

Today I Farted
My shit is smelly
The kitty cat needed a bath
So I Farted on it
And it got smellier
Please help me
I'm retarded
I wandered into the road
And I didn't look
A car almost hit me
I pooped X4
I wandered into the road
A car almost hit me
I pooped all over myself
It was diarrhea poop
As it ran down my legs
It was smelly X2
TODAY! (this is the) Love Theme From Bentelli X6
I Farted X2

BONUS!
"He Waiting" (Sonics cover)
vocals & forgetting lyrics: Handsome Dick Teratoma