It was game day at Publix
It seems the people had gone insane
It was like some kind of virus
Had gotten into their brains

It seemed everywhere I looked
Gator shirts and Gator hats
But no one was playing football
They just came there to get more fat

I swear there were hundreds of
Gator fans swarming through that place
Stuff was flying off the shelf
As if it was some kind of race

And they all looked a like
I thought it was some kind of cult
Grown men and women too
I wondered about their mental health

They were talking Gator this and Gator that
All throughout the store
And the only thing that I could think to do
Was to run for my life out the open door