look out turtles, here comes jipset. shes snappin like the snappin kind

snotty nanna....snanna....came out of santa

whoa this is so crazy. who's out there? I'm about to have a heart attack over a kitten darting through the window

fah q should be in mad gab

kkkkkkuiet kkkkkittens

watchin your sister poop.......................weirdo

I wonder if cats ever wish they had shoes when it's rainy outside

my legs are all wavey back and forth. it feels like something's pushing me back down like I shouldn't get up or something. falling back down a few more times was so fun. mission: just get past the adults

what is she doing? seeing what it's like to have no back legs or something?

toetoucher, the man of little words

handsface

I thought that was a cat behind me. it's the hood

do you ever pick your nose in the shower? you know you pick your nose sometimes. tissues don't always cut it. sometimes finger placement is the key

I wanna be building up, not dying down

it was the neverending story of driving

anything can happen. anything. anything. anything. anything can happen. feels like I'm praising something with my hands up in the air like this

I hope she gets a pair of thunderthighs for not making me a sandwich [8

with canned sodas, you are limited with what you can do. with bottles, you have more freedom. caps make them all the better. you can lay them down. pour that coke in a bottle right now

if there's a heaven, michael's going to it. he becomes thee most caring person. the night brings it out

cats turn into zombies. watch out for your sandwich

I hope we don't have anymore good conversations like that cause I have no more video time left. haha maybe we just need to stop talking

morgan freeman reminds me of a bright sunny sunday

sequal to the cats coming and going freely through the window: oh, are you guys about to head out or something? oh, visiting your little orange friend or something? ok well, don't stay out too late now. the window might be open when you guys decide to come back....maybe...yeah, MAYBE...it might be...I guess....I guess maybe it will be...I guess. haha warning: kittens should not attempt to jump through a closed window

if fish had fingers and toes, the world would be a different place. I could high five them and buy them a shoes for christmas

smiling makes me and my face feel better

that's nothing. I still get carded for r rated movies. that came from a 27 year old..

I wish I would've been raised on dogs insteada cats

you're a kitten. chase my hand. what're you doing? you're supposed to be on top of these kinda things

that toilet paper's too cheap to take a real dump with

snuggie, the weirdo blanket in clothing form

umami kikkoman out

not latching on to anyone but the ones that you know won't leave your side

man's eyes zoomed straight for the crotch. caught him in the act. I just might have saved him from getting beat up someday

music tells a lot of stories. I like listening

who actually does cpr on mosquitoes?

uhhh..my neck doesn't bend like that

librarian...oh chit [insert arm motion here] dropped my penseeeel

porno. funny now, scary then

not your turn. we're goin zigzag today

michael points at your eyes with the index finger and says..your eyes.......then he holds out the stop hand and says...are red. so intense the way he did it

the guys on halo runnin with their arms straight out. too much for me. I needs mine by my side or it's just not happenin for me

going up a ladder. make a song out of it. if I put a beat to it, it'd sound like a disney movie

eat shit and die. I'd prob say it after I hang up the phone honestly

kirstie's book says living with art. and it's true..she is. I'm lookin around, seeing a sculpture, lord duct tape alien on the wall, and the krazy glue adventure that is far from being finished. collaboration

I see so many dwelling on the past..not letting go..missing the good times. happens to me constantly. that's why I'm also trying to enjoy the moment so I can look back and have even more to put atop the memory pile. recapping is an everyday part of life...in the news, during a football game, life

ooooh yeah koolaid man

jipset dream barking. I hope I do that in my sleep

red and green hats. mario and luigi on family guy? no, saddam hussein and some other guy instead

andre, that seal movie

sounds like there's a killer dangling bells outside the window. you would say something like that. you scared? no. then it never happened. maybe it really was just a wind chime

there's a difference between freezerburnt ice cream and bad ancient ice cream

I have to make it unhearable

such good times lately. I kinda wish some of my life was being filmed. that's how good it's been, and I wanna remember everything.

theres actually this notepad toolmabob in my phone, and I came up with the amazing idea...use it to store some of the simple memorable kinda stuff that brings a smile to the face. unfortunately, I discovered there's a limit to it, and maximum capacity has been reached. ahhhh I knew the day was comin. but keep the head held high cause that isn't the final straw for those notes. clearin em out and throwin em into one of these blogs. makin room for the new to come. blog is such a boring word when you think about it. it's got no oomph.

kitten globe, welcome to poptart, attack me big mackie, butta eyez, fatlardigans, dake seeks, stinky pinky, mangry, a mazines, robot on a moped, did you forget your helmet today, cotton candy shoots into my sides whenever I cough, my hands look like lemons, goosebumps theme song, deborah is such a grown up sounding name, fresh thing of peanut butter being used on a pb&j just for me....I took its virginity.......well it'd be weird if it took mine, noticing how different the lighting is in every restaurant, my sister and I talking about this weird action going on on the nephews foot...oh so it doesn't hurt him? nah it's just kinda..there. oh, so pretty much like an antfarm then. andy and I in the magazine aisle at the great redners market..we stop at a magazine with jennifer aniston on the front....hwhoa those are some big boobs. I don't  recall seeing THEM in friends, mike turns to doug and says duuuude I think I'm stoooooned, michael's now transforming right before my eyes. he has joined doug's ignore my blabber is that whistling I hear side. but it's alright cause he gave me a high five, and he knows for a fact that this friendship is a lifetime thing that he can never escape, not that he would ever want to. a couple of his neutrality points went buhbye out the door just then, mozzarella stick? nooo! muscle relaxer, baby has a big cheesey grin on his face. doug said we had to make up our own story line cause dragonball z was in a different language, and I obviously wasn't keepin up with the subtitles cause they were too quick for me. well...that baby's ready to suck on some nipples, what if purple haze smoke was purple, horse, I got orange juice now and apple juice waiting for me at home. I feel like I'm at ihop. it's breakfast morning drink galore. 

memories everywhere I goeverythings gotta story behind it

I feel like I've been so distant lately. I haven't been feeling the urge to answer too many phone calls. By no means, would I ever want anyone to feel neglected by me. I've just been realizing how content I used to be before I met a whole lot of people, when everything was much simpler. I guess I've been trying so hard to get that feeling back. I mean, it's so weird. I found myself focusing conversation around problems so often. I don't wanna keep living that way. you know...problems are gonna be a neverending story. it just happens that way, and it's completely out of our hands at times. these past few days, though, idk....I've just been talking about the little things in life that I enjoy. it's a much better day when I think that way.

I get so happy at the end of the day after having a nice time with friends that are filled with insightful chats. no one will ever know how much I adore that  and then when I make my way home at night, and it's just me, my car, good music, chicken, stitch, and cow in the backseat, the stars, and the road ahead, I notice that there are a lot of things in life to feel okay about. I am also really glad to have met all of the people that I did this past year though. everyone has their good and bad traits. I just like focusing on the better in people. everyone has different things about them that I look forward to seeing when I see them.

earlier, I was comparing happiness to a gas tank. see....I know when I'm able to fill up my gas tank and have a full tank, I feel much better. It kinda provides that sense of reassurance. like sweet, I'm not gonna get stranded somewhere cause I ran out of gas..so this is such a good thing. well I think I'm striving for that notch to reach the furthest it can towards complete happiness which is similar to when I fill the gas tank cause I always want that notch to get as close as it can towards full. it's pretty cool.

oh and also, the other day, I was on my way to destination: voting....and I saw this little squirrel. I was thinking to myself...man is he really gonna do it? is he gonna cross that busy roadway? cause I mean, the world's becoming one big rush, and a lot of people don't care or wouldn't feel like slowing down to avoid destroying that squirrelio's life. and guess what...he did indeed decide to man up and cross. and even better, he made it there with a heart still beating. ha I was so impressed, and it definitely whipped a smile on my face. funny how such a small happening can have an impact on the day. nah but for real, what a brave little fella. well if it was even a fella. or maybe it was a fellatress. haha which I guess now means lady form in my lingo. who knows

but then I saw a messload of pretty colors on the drive home. whoa, I wish I could've somehow captured them in visual form. the world can be such a beautiful place, and I want to start taking out more time to notice it before it all just passes by.

that day was part of an awakening though. oh boooooy and it didn't even end there. I think I ended the night with watching ace of cakes. something I hadn't done in a long time....haha and it brought back some fond memories [:

even today was so good. I got to hang out with my best friend. and you know, I noticed that no matter what we decide to do, it's always a fun time if we have the right attitude towards everything. we can manage to have a fun time just going to the grocery store to get some things for her mom. I  never woulda thought that going to acme could be such an enjoyable experience. oh man, and it got even better when this lady that sliced our cheese was so nice and friendly to us. she was kidding around and said that if we were making some lasagna or something deeeeleeeeshus with that cheese to make sure we brought her back a piece  heh..idk why but it just made me smile. and I soooo would've done it too. 

I like this content feeling.

Oh and idk how it happened or why it did, but I started to imagine Regis as president and Kelly as vice president today. wow…the possibilities that funny think time can bring continue to amaze me.

Float on with your big ol hot head.

I found the fog strangely interesting tonight. It, and the drive in general, triggered some thinking.

Life fell into a temporary pit of quicksand and is slowly trying to make its way out.

Everything seems to have returned to its previous state. I cannot yet declare whether it's good or bad.

But I know this. The bad will dissolve, and the good will be remembered.

I guess I'll take it day by day. Bring the fun, bring the discoveries, bring the overachieving scientist that refuses to leave his lab. Bring it all. Bring a picnic with porkchops and applesauce for all I care. And you might as well invite your grandmother too.

what a chill night..

only a few hours of sleep are ahead+a love for excessive sleep. yeah, =bad combo )=

gooooooonight

¿

Life is so...lively

realization, uncertainty, disappointment, hard times, good times, new faces, distance, surprises, pure happiness, feelings develop/developed/developing, confusion, trampled friendliness, awkwardness, emptiness, irritation, memories, simplicity, complexity, I don't know I don't know I don't know. nothing.

My mind races rockets. constant motion. It's elsewhere and has no idea what to do with itself at times.

changed my mind so much I can't even trust it, my mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself.

Idk :/ will I ever