1.  What do you consider some perks of being your gender?

I can pee standing up, and am not hindered by having to find a restroom as long as there's an alley nearby.

2.  Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?

In English?


3.  What occupation do you find sexy?

Scientists, baby!


4.  Would you ever get your nipples pierced?

That would be a "No!"


5.  Have you ever shaved someone before? 

Of course. It was me.


6.  Would you rather be the opposite sex?

No again, Bob. Wanna go for three?


7.  Do you like spending time with your parents?

Yes I do, They're usually buying the drinks.


8.  Have you ever gambled?

I am a gambler by nature.


9. What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?

It's closed now, but I really liked Mamounia in Seattle.
Cedars is a close second.

10. Do you have any analog clocks in your house?

I do.

11.  What is the lowest grade you ever received on a report card?

Is "incomplete" a grade?


15.   How often do you go to the bathroom in a day?

I'll get someone on that right away...


16. What magazine to you read or look through most often?

Empire - the coolest Brit movie magazine


18.  If your nails are painted, what color are they?

Pass.


19. When you see a movie based on a book, do you go and read the book?

Sometimes. More often I've read something BEFORE it became a film.


20.  Do you put posters on your bedroom walls?

I've graduated to fine art prints and original art.


21.  Do you flip the channel when commercials come on?

That's what the DVR is for. Skipping those damned commercials.


22.  Are there any really gross dishes in your bedroom?

Um... No.  Not at the moment. Now, in the bathroom...

23.  Would you ever date someone with a different skin color than you?

 
I haven't really found someone whose skin matched mine EXACTLY, so yes.


24.  Do you watch any cartoons?

Some. Not a lot, and nothing current.

 

25.  What was your favorite book as a kid?

Any book full of pictures of dinsaurs.
The Hobbit when I started reading.
 
 

26.  If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be?

Lose a body part? As in misplace? Get me drunk enough and we'll see what happens.

I’m off to Emerald City Comic Con this weekend and it always makes me nostalgic for the days back in Ohio where going to a Show meant raising hell after hours with Dangerman, Dabe, Don, and the other miscelanious Jerry-ites.

I tuned into pandora.com and this song popped up on the GBS channel.

So, here’s to all you pub-crawlers, past and present. Cheers!

The Crawl

by Spirit of the West

Well, we're good old boys, we come from the North Shore,
Drinkers and carousers the likes you've never seen;
And this night, by God! We drank till there was no more,
From the Troller to the Raven with all stops in between.

It all began one afternoon on the shores of Ambleside,
We were sittin' there quite peacefully with the rising of the tide;
When an idea it came to mind for to usher in the Fall,
So we all agreed next Friday night we'd go out on the crawl.

Well, we're good old boys, we come from the North Shore,
Drinkers and carousers the likes you've never seen;
And this night, by God! We drank till there was no more,
From the Troller to the Raven with all stops in between.

We planned to have a gay old time, the cash we did not spare,
We left all the cars at home and paid the taxi fare;
I got out to Horseshoe Bay a little after five,
From a table in the corner I heard familiar voices rise.

Well, we're good old boys, we come from the North Shore,
Drinkers and carousers the likes you've never seen;
And this night, by God! We drank till there was no more,
From the Troller to the Raven with all stops in between.

Spirits they ran high that night, old stories we did share,
Of the days when we were younger men and never had a care;
The beer flowed like a river and we drank the keg near dry,
So we drained down all our glasses and were thirsty by-and-by.

And, we're good old boys, we come from the North Shore,
Drinkers and carousers the likes you've never seen;
And this night, by God! We drank till there was no more,
From the Troller to the Raven with all stops in between.

Park Royal Hotel, The Rusty Gull, Square-Rigger and Queen's Cross,
We'd started out with eight good boys but half had gotten lost;
For you'll never keep the lads together when their eyes begin to rove,
So there was just the three of us that made it to Deep Cove.

Well, we're good old boys, we come from the North Shore,
Drinkers and carousers the likes you've never seen;
And this night, by God! We drank till there was no more,
From the Troller to the Raven with all stops in between.

We arrived out at The Raven just in time for the last call,
The final destination of this the first annual crawl;
We dug deep into our pockets there was no money to be found,
Nine miles home and for walking we are bound.

And, we're good old boys, we come from the North Shore,
Drinkers and carousers the likes you've never seen;
And this night, by God! We drank till there was no more,
From the Troller to the Raven with all stops in between.

Well, we're good old boys, we come from the North Shore,
Drinkers and carousers the likes you've never seen;
And this night, by God! We drank till there was no more,
From the Troller to the Raven with all stops in between.....

Listen here:

http://music.yahoo.com/track/26588040

The Band:

http://www.sotw.ca/

Well, I haven’t done a movie quotes quiz in a LONG while.

Here are some from the cream of the crop from my all time favorite movies.

Should I offer a prize to whoever can guess the most WITHOUT using the interwebs for help?

On your marks, get set….....

Go:

1. “Come on at me, if you want, Hash-head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up against the lot of you.”

2. “You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.”

3. “The Living Dead and the dying living are all the same. Cut from the same cloth. But disposing of dead people is a public service, whereas you're in all sorts of trouble if you kill someone while they're still alive.”

4. “So let me see, you said, um, you said that I should never take advice from someone that I haven't had sex with, right... right?”

 
 

5. “Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest.”

6. “Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.”

 
 

7. “It's the librarian fantasy, man. Glasses off, hair down, books flying.”

8. “Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.”

 
 

9. “I think if God is dead he laughed himself to death. Because, you see, we live in ....Eden..... Genesis has got it all wrong. We never left the Garden. Look about you. This is paradise. It's hard to find, I, I'll grant you, but it is here. Under our feet, beneath the surface, all around us is everything we want. The earth is shining under the soot. We are all fools.”

10. “Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.”

11. “How the fuck do you always have like two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.”

 
 

12. “In 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine. In 22 seconds, I could pinch your head off like a fucking insect and spin it all over the fucking pavement. In 22 seconds, I could put 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut. What I seem unable to do in 22 seconds is to keep you from ruining my film!”

13. Once - I forget where I was. ..Central America.., maybe. Somewhere hot. Stupid job, bad pay, dangerous location, and water so foul the natives wouldn't even piss in it - this crowd of drunken motherfuckers hired by the local drug cartel showed up at my hotel room and threatened to tear me limb from limb. And I say, "Listen hombres, OK, you got me outnumbered here four to one and you're gonna kill me here tonight and not a soul in this dimly lit world is gonna notice I'm gone. But one of you, one of you, one of you is gonna have his eye torn out. Period." Silence. "I repeat myself: One of you poor, underpaid jerks is gonna have an eye ripped out of its socket. I promise. It's a small thing perhaps, all things considered, but I will succeed, because it's the only thing I have left to do in this world. So why don't you just take a good look at one another one last time, and think it over a few minutes more."

14. “That's not gross! Shit, gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat. That's gross! Anyway, he's got one that's about 8 inches long and pink, and its got these little crinkles in it, and its got this grinder that makes it go in and out...”

15. “Nothing. The only way to find out what story you're in is to determine what stories you're not in. Odd as it may seem, I've just ruled out half of Greek literature, seven fairy tales, ten Chinese fables, and determined conclusively that you are not King Hamlet, Scout Finch, Miss Marple, Frankenstein's Monster, or a golem. Hmm? Aren't you relieved to know you're not a golem?”

16. “This was Josef Stalin. He was a communist, I was not too crazy about him, had a bad mustache, lot of bad habits. This is Bela Lugosi. he was, he was the mayor of ....New York city.... for a while, you can see what it did to him there, you know. This is, uhm, this is, uh, Charles DeGaulle, he, he was a very famous French chef, had his own television show, showed you how to make souflets and omelettes and everything.”

 
 

17. “The other kids are shooting at me, mom, and I wanna come home.”

18. “Oh come off it, MAJOR. You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? I'm now going to go back to my bed, I'm going to put away the best part of a bottle of scotch... And under normal circumstances, you being normally what I would call a very attractive woman, I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me you might possibly have come. But you really put me off. I mean you... You're what we call a regular army clown.”

19. “What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

20. “Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?”