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Gender: Male
Status: Divorced
Age: 48
Sign: Leo

City: KENDALLVILLE
State: INDIANA
Country: US

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Friday, July 03, 2009 

Current mood:  annoyed
Category: Life
A person goes into a contract with all the best intentions of doing right by the contract holder, right?  If you're on eBay and you click the "confirm purchase" button, you're legally obligated to pay for your purchase, right?  This all sounds like what logical and law-abiding people do, isn't ot?  It doesn't sound unreasonable to me.  So would someone down in Corpus Christie, Texas kindly be so kind as to find my deadbeat bidder and kick his ass for me??!

On June 5, I listed a Realistic CB radio for bidding.  The auction ran seven days and this guy in Corpus Christie won the auction on June 12.  Great!  Another eighteen dollars will be rung up in my PayPal coffers!  So I send him an invoice and wait for him to pay his obligation.

Nearly a month later, I'm still waiting.

At six days, I sent him a polite message saying in essence, "hey dude, everything okay?  You suppose you could click a couple of buttons so I can be paid?  Your purchase will go out in tomorrow's mail; it's boxed, addressed and ready as soon as PayPal says we're cool."  Come Day Nine, no response.  On Day Ten, I send a complaint to eBay's Resolution Center.  No reply from the bidder and no reply from the Resolution Center, and that's as of an hour ago when I checked the status of my lots currently up for bid.

And if that wasn't enough, I'm now gearing up to wrangle with another deadbeat bidder.  This one is in Kentucky and bought an old slot car racing set.  His bill is just $17.45.  The Kentucky deadbeat bidder will hit the seven-day mark at 11:15pm, Friday, July 3.  I'll give him until Monday after I get home from work until I turn his ass in to the Resolution Center.  This is generous, right?  I can lodge a non-payment complaint at seven days from the auction's close, but I'm giving him until after that weekend to make good.

Texas deadbeat is literally an eBay virgin as he had zero transactions to his credit --- but you'd think Kentucky deadbeat would actually care about his 3283 transactions and his 100% rating!  I know I care about my ratings, which currently stands at 45 and 100%.  Hell, there have been plenty of times I'll be logged on in the evening and watching the last few minutes of something I'm bidding on.  As soon as the message appears saying that "I need to pay for 1 item" I'm right there to do the deed.

Now I can be sympathetic to someone who is in trouble.  All he needs to do is tell me.  Just a quick note saying I've been fired, laid off, my car needs brakes, my kid was jailed, my wife died or whatever, and we'd be cool.  Hey, shit happens.  But Texas has utterly ignored messages from me and (presumably) messages from eBay, so I have no sympathy for him.  Kentucky is another matter; he has certainly dealt with his own slow or deadbeat bidders and knows how it feels.  Why inflict on others what is disliked yourself?

I suppose I should look on the bright side despite the fact this blog is supposed to be a rant.  Since April 4 when I created my profile, I've had seventeen purchases and twenty-eight sales that went off without trouble.  There might be even more sales that went well since some of my winning bidders haven't left their feedback yet.  This annoys me too but not nearly as much.  PayPal says my account stands at about $780 after their monthly fee was paid just yesterday, and I have twenty lots ending tomorrow.  One lot has 54 watchers!  I expect a feeding frenzy over that as the end draws near in eleven more hours.

In all, eBay is a fun hobby.  I'm always scrounging for boxes at work.  The joke is that Carl and Sam are always looking for soda cans to stockpile for recycling, but John is always looking for boxes.  I've even developed a way to use boxes others have deemed unusable.  I take it home, split the seam and turn that box inside-out, then glue the seam and clamp it with two 7/16" wood dowels and rubber bands.  Six hours later, the glue is dry.  The seam is as solid as it was before and all the labels and UPC barcodes (which can confuse Post Office and UPS equipment) are now on the inside of my shipping box!

Anyway, life goes on.  Two deadbeat bidders have me annoyed but at least I got a rant-blog out of it.

Cheers.

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Saturday, June 27, 2009 

Current mood:  bored
Category: Life
Going to a bunch of garage sales on a Friday or Saturday morning is what some people consider an interesting way to have fun and find bargains.  Not so for your humble author.  You see, my dearly departed mother used to cruise the garage sales back when I was a wee tot and teenager --- and she scared the livid shit out of me more times than I could count!  Consider: we'd be making boogie southbound on a major road, doing perhaps 55mph, and Mom would see a garage sale sign at a house on the northbound side.  She would announce "Garage sale!" in a cheerful voice, and that gave me just one-point-two seconds to grab onto something solid before she threw the car into a bootlegger-180 turn.  We're talking the kind of maneuver made famous by them Duke boys in the General Lee on The Dukes of Hazzard!  I have seen her grind fifty miles of use off a set of tires and superheat the car's brakes just so she could buy a sweater she would never wear for a dollar.  Hell, my mom has had more middle fingers flown at her than there are airplanes in flight above planet Earth at any given moment on your birthday!

One of the proudest moment of my life came when I was 27 years old, back in 1987.  Nancy, our new daughter Jennifer, Mom, Dad, Jim and myself were in my 1972 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser station wagon headed somewhere.  I was driving.  Mom saw a garage sale sign ahead and made her famous sing-out, "Garage Sale!"  I looked at the garage sale in question as we sailed past --- without even clicking off the cruise control --- and I happily agreed by saying, "why, you're absolutely right, Mom.  That is indeed a garage sale."  Dad, Jim and Nancy are trying not to be obvious about snickering up their sleeves as I sit there behind the wheel, motoring sedately on to our destination and grinning like a demented donkey the whole way.  She put on a show of being honked as she exclaimed, "you really enjoyed that, didn't you?!"  I replied that "I've been waiting fifteen fucking years to do that!"

So having said all that, you can see why it's kind of a noteworthy deal when I go to garage sales --- and do so willingly.

But I don't do it haphazardly or drive like I'm trying to get away from Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.  No, I'll go to a garage sale if I know well enough beforehand that it's there.  For example, there was a sign saying the Orchard Park subdivision, across US 6 from my apartment complex, was having their community garage sales yesterday and today.  Since I knew they were there and didn't have to engage in any automotive acrobatics to get to them, I made sure my wallet was stashed with cash and had a look.  I made some pretty nice scores too.  Two pairs of stereo speakers for $5 a pair, a flatbed scanner for a computer for $8, a vintage 1980s Tonka earthmover truck for $3 and a 56x50-inch Star Wars - Episode One throw rug for $2, all of which are now offered for bidding on eBay.  For myself, I bought a toolbox for $2 and two plush toys from the movie Cars for the grandsons to play with when they're here, giving 75-cents for both.

The majority of my garage sale scores are bought with the idea of posting them for bid on eBay.  Back in April, I bought three photography tripods for $5 each at a church rummage sale.  The best one was kept for my own use and the other two were put up for bidding.  One sold for $26 plus shipping and the other didn't sell, but I can re-list it any time I like.  Sometimes I don't make wise choices; two weeks ago, I bought a Sunbeam "party size" 30-cup coffee percolator at another church rummage sale for $2 and listed it for bidding at $11.95.  It got nothing.  Three days later, I revised the listing to drop the price to $8.50 and still got nothing.  Oh well.  Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.  Things like that which don't sell can be put on the so-called "Freebie Table" at the Lamplighter, the apartment complex where Dad used to live.  Somebody will pick it up and cart it home within ten minutes.  Or I can donate it to a church or the Salvation Army or somebody, so they can sell it to some other schmuck to try to sell on eBay!

So yeah, I cruise the garage sales now and then.  Sometimes I picture my dearly departed mother sitting on her cloud up there in Heaven and laughing her ass off, with a hale and hearty "I told you so!!!" on her lips.

Cheers!

eBay screen name --- John_the_Author from Kendallville, Indiana

Website --- www.johnwadamsjr.com
Sunday, June 21, 2009 

Current mood:  tested
Category: Life
Monday, June 15th was the 51st wedding anniversary of our dearly departed parents.  Jim and I hadn't been looking forward to the somber duty of scattering their ashes, but we knew it had to be done.  Since Dad's passing on January 22 and the resulting removal of his possessions from his apartment, their containers had sat atop one of the eight bookcases in my library.

Two weeks ago, Jim said he'd inquire of a friend to use her pontoon boat on Sylvan Lake in Rome City.  The plan was to cruise to a point forty or fifty feet off the place where the now-defunct Sylvan Lake Marine used to stand and scatter the ashes from there.  When Jim and I realized last Saturday the 13th that Monday was their anniversary, Jim figured he'd better rattle Julia's cage and see what was up with her pontoon.

As it turned out, Julia hadn't even had her pier set yet.  No pier means no place to park the pontoon, so she hadn't had it put in yet and we were without a watercraft. That meant the scattering had to take place on land.  I wanted to do the duty just west of what was the marina property on the edge of the dam that makes Sylvan Lake a lake.  Dad used to say the 1971-to-1976 era when he worked there was the happiest time of his life.  But Jim was all concerned about that as he thought a cop of somebody would bust us for "littering."  He suggested doing our duty on the other side of the peninsula from the marina, which just happens to be the land Julia owns.  It would've been where her pier would've been had it been placed for the current boating season.

I was annoyed by that, but I managed to hold my peace.  The opposite side of the peninsula didn't have any significance to us as a family.  It was where the marina used to park their customers' boats in the off-season!  That area overlooked the Mainland (considered the slum of Rome City at the time) and drunks used to stagger past that spot as they stumbled their way from the Hi-Ho Tavern back to their shanty hovels.  It was not uncommon to see some drunk sitting at the helm of a pontoon boat in storage, either passed out cold or ordering around an imaginary crew of his imaginary pirate ship just before they attacked an imaginary gallion loaded to the gunwales with imaginary treasure.

But all that was thirty-five-plus years ago.  The Hi-Ho Tavern is now a realtor's office and the Mainland is now a pleasant place to live.  The drunks and human detritus have found other places to dwell.  In the interests of not being "stuck in the 70s," I decided to just go with the flow and do the scattering on the opposite side of the peninsula.  The small Mainland Basin was still part of Sylvan Lake, after all, and water is water, right?

Jim did the honors for Mom and I did likewise for Dad.  Dad's ladyfriend Esther was in attendance, as was Jim's wife Sarah.  Esther is 88 years old and partially blind, so Jim and I helped her to the end of the pier Julia rents to somebody.  Jim used his fingernail clippers to remove the plastic ratchet-straps holding the bags of ashes closed.  Then Esther said a prayer as Jim and I committed the cremains of our parents to the waters of the lake.

I am thankful such a duty only has to be done once in a person's life.

Anyway, Jim asked to keep the little metal tags that had the serial numbers of the cremains stamped on them.  I still have the black plastic boxes their baggies of ashes were contained within, but I don't know what I'm going to do with them; it seems heartless to just throw them away.  Right now, they're sitting in my living room and waiting for me to put them somewhere.

The deed is done and life goes on.

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Friday, June 19, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Automotive
Your humble author made the mistake of talking to some co-workers about my eBay successes and my half-formed idea of cruising some classic car salvage yards to buy stuff to resell during my week's vacation in August.  One guy said, "well, do you think you might run across a 1968 Plymouth Satellite?  If so, could you score the passenger side taillight and both reverse light assemblies?"  I shrugged and said that I thought I could.  A day or so later, another guy came up to me and said, "I hear you're going to visit a few old car junkyards during your vacation.  Think you can find me a complete factory equipment air cleaner from a 1964 Rambler Classic with a 287 V8 engine?"  I shrugged again and said I probably could.  A few hours later, yet another man asked me, "I hear you're going shopping at a few salvage yards in August.  I need a glovebox door and a steering wheel for a 1963 Buick Skylark.  Could you score them for me if you see one?"

Long story short, the count is now up to nine guys who have given me shopping lists for things they need from classic car salvage yards!  One guy wants a console for a 1970 Camaro, another wants a tilt steering column from a 1972 Ford Grand Torino, yet another needs a rear window for a 1975 Ford Grand Torino station wagon (he has since been directed to Avilla Salvage a few miles south of Kendallville because they have such a car that used to be owned by my ex-in-laws several years ago) and still another wants the complete instrument cluster from a 1966 Rambler American.  One guy hopes I can score him a grille for a 1952 DeSoto and another hopes I can find an original oil bath air cleaner for a 1949 Buick Roadmaster.  The thought occurs that I'll need to take Dad's 2000 Pontiac Montana minivan on this salvage expedition instead of my Sable sedan.

The thought also occurs that I should keep my big mouth shut when it comes to discussing my vacation plans with my co-workers!

Cheers.

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Sunday, June 14, 2009 

Current mood:  pleased
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Your humble author decided back in May to apply for a week's vacation for the week of my birthday in August.  My thought was to stay home and peck away at my keyboard as I work laboriously on my sixteenth manuscript.  Or maybe try to trump Stephanie in Nashville in the number of readers she has to her blogs.  (Yeah.  As if!  I bow to your wisdom and accomplishments of bloggery, Steph.)  Or maybe I could actually, you know... vacate for once!

Wow!  What a concept!

Actually, it was Jim who gave me the idea.  I fired up a batch of Mom's baked macaroni-and-cheese like I used to make once a week when Dad was still alive.  On a whim, I called him up and invited him to partake and he accepted.  While he and his step-daughter Jessica were here, I was describing some of my successes on eBay.  The 1974-76 Ford Ranchero / Grand Torino grille I'd been storing for 15+ years was offered for bidding just on a whim.  The price was set at $25 and I thought I wouldn't get any takers.  It turned out that it had no less than twenty-three watchers and seventeen bids drove the price up to $202.53, not counting the shipping!  I was stunned!  Then there was the Buick parking lights.  Back in 1983 when Jim and I were in college in Arizona, a friend of his was junking out a 1965 Buick Electra.  I grabbed the front parking / turn signal light assemblies with the idea of using them for something later.  Twenty-six years later, the "something" never arrived but the parking lights remained so I offered them up for bid.  I listed a starting price of just five bucks.  Twelve bidders pushed the sale price to a jaw-dropping $104.29 plus shipping --- for something I nabbed on a whim for free.  Jim nodded and said, "cool.  So maybe for your vacation, you can cruise around to some junkyards and nab some stuff to sell."

And a little bell went ding in your humble author's head!

Back in the 1996-to-2000 era, I used to go "junking" pretty frequently and score some stuff for my collector car of the moment.  But I haven't done that since October 2000 after I was fired from Syracuse Rubber on a trumped-up charge (with a flip of The Middle Finger to my supervisor Rob Banghardt, the fuckin' dickhead) and had to sell my 1958 Edsel Pacer two-door hardtop to support the family until new employment could be secured.  Since then, I would do the cruise-in routine as a mere spectator.  So maybe I could resume doing the Junkyard Slog with the idea of nabbing some goodies to sell on eBay.  I keep all the back issues of the seven car guy magazines I subscribe to; it would be just a matter of looking through my Cars & Parts magazines to find classic car salvage yards within a 300-mile radius of Kendallville.  They do a monthly feature on salvage yards catering to the oldies, in case you didn't know.  So Cars & Parts would supply the names and addresses, MapQuest would supply the driving directions, my Sable would provide the transportation --- and I get to get away from it all for nine days.

Ahh, the thought of once again slogging through a junkyard on a sunny day makes me smile.  Getting nicked and scratched by brairs and brambles, sweating like a race horse in the August humidity and remembering that I left my water in the Sable, getting sunburned and skeeter-bit, being startled by a freaked-out mouse running for cover, breathing in the warmly musty smell of old sunbaked upholstery, realizing I brought a tool that is either too big or too small to do what I want and having to hike back to the car, having to switch back-and-forth between my sunglasses and reading glasses so I can see what I'm doing, and then breaking the part as I'm trying to remove it from a rusty derelect---

Yup.  Thems is good times!  Thanks for the idea, Bro!

Cheers.

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 

Current mood:  forgotten
Category: Romance and Relationships
My thirty-year high school reunion is coming up next month and I've been divorced for thirty months.  Coincidence?  Or a confluence of facts that could cause a life-altering event to happen?

Back in high school, there was this girl I'll call LVN who seemed quite determined to play matchmaker for me.  I gently resisted her efforts for a number of reasons.  A) I sensed a small bit of deception on her part; there was something she wasn't telling me and that kept me from trusting her as deeply as I should.  B) Things were not happy at home.  My mother couldn't get it through her head I wasn't seven years old anymore.  She used to humiliate me out of being interested in dating, trying out for football and bunches more stuff.  I could write a book on her misdeeds but that's not the point of this blog.  C) I wanted to date LVN herself but she kept confusing what I was sensing from her by saying, "oh, I'd love to date you, John, if I wasn't seeing someone else."  Maybe she thought she was giving me a green light but I took her words at face value because of my sense of honor --- if I liked a girl enough to ask out, I liked her enough to want her to be happy with someone else instead of just being content with me.  She wouldn't be with her guy (if there was one) if he didn't make her happy.  So I kept my distance.  Unhappily and unwillingly, yes, but keep my distance I did.

Today, I have the luxury of being on the doorstep of turning 49 years old and having a much deeper insight about women, relationships and the world in general.  I also have the luxury of being separated from Nancy for three and a half years, not to mention divorced for two and a half of those years.  My life is quite stable and I haven't been involved with anyone for almost two years.  Spending 23 months as a member of eHarmony gained me just one match met in person and what amounts to two penpals.  Denise in Tennessee (the match met in person) terminated our relationship for reasons that never made sense to me (and still don't), Rose in Nebraska hasn't written in almost a month for reasons unknown, and Karman in Missouri is happily involved with a man she knows locally.  I wish all three happiness and success.

But all that leaves your humble author a lonely guy.

My thought was to attend the thirty-year reunion and ask LVN to perhaps re-introduce me to one of those she tried to set me up with back in the day.  She was an accomplice to one chick who sent me a series of six secret admirer notes durung my freshman year; whether they were from LVN herself or someone else is unknown.  To this day, I do not know who sent them.

There was this one petite brunette I seem to remember and she was a friend of LVN.  At lunch one day, this brunette came up to my table, sat down, slouched back and folded her arms.  Then she just looked at me for fifteen or twenty seconds as I waited for her to say something.  It was logical to wait for her, after all, since she'd come to me.  Finally, she said "hi."  I said "hi" back and she proceeded to stare at me for another fifteen or twenty seconds as my annoyance increased.  Finally, she said "how are you?"  I said "fine" and waited for her to get to the point of coming over to our table as she stared at me for ANOTHER fifteen or twenty seconds!  Then she said, "am I interrupting something?" as I'm getting steamed that she wasn't getting to the point already.  Being annoyed, I said "yes."  She asked "do you want me to leave?"  Only because I was borderline pissed off at her for not telling me what was on her mind already, I said "yes."  She nodded and departed.  LVN came over a few minutes later and said, "she was really pretty, John."  I vented my annoyance on her and wondered why the unknown brunette couldn't have just gotten to the point of visiting our table.  LVN hemmed and hawed and made excuses, and then gently accused me of not being more open.  W-T-F?!  The brunette came to me!  She wouldn't have done that without a reason; I just wanted to know her reason.  Looking back, I should've asked if there was something on her mind instead of answering her inquiry about wanting her to leave.

Another incident comes to mind.  Before classes started for the day, I was standing outside the cafeteria and chatting with LVN and her friend ST.  The petite brunette came up to me from my left and, without greeting or preamble, slipped her arms around my left arm like we'd been dating awhile.  The gesture startled me and I pulled my arm out of her loose embrace with an admitted lack of grace.  But you have to understand --- I had other girls grab me in hugs and such before, gushing all over me about thinking I was the hottest thing they'd ever seen.  Those girls were full of shit and simply picking on the chubby kid with the crooked teeth so they could get a giggle out of their friends at my expense.  There was also a guy a year ahead of me, TD, who liked to aim girls at me so he and his posse could get their laughs from my reaction.  It was my thinking that the brunette was doing something similar that made me yank my arm away from her.  She tried her best not to look outwardly wounded as I continued my conversation with LVN and ST.  Just before taking my leave, I turned to the unknown brunette and asked "is something wrong?"  She said "no."  I didn't believe it and asked, "are you sure?"  She nodded and said, "I'm sure, John."  Rightly or wrongly, I took her at face value and went about my business.  There was another incident that I remember, but this blog is pretty long as it is so I'll just forego the story.

All that said, I am wondering --- how do I inquire of LVN about the pretty and petite brunette from back in the day since I never knew her name?

I have scanned the freshman class pictures in the 1976 East Noble yearbook, but none of them jogs my memory.  It is possible that I didn't have any classes with the mystery brunette.  My freshman year was during the 1975-76 school term, after all --- and thirty-four years is a very long time to recall a face only seen three or four times in passing.  I'm pretty sure the mystery chick was at the 25-year reunion back in July 2004; LVN was chatting with her (or at least the woman who I presume was her) when I came upon them en route to the men's room.  I chatted with LVN for a few minutes as the mystery woman silently watched, then we three went our separate ways.

Still, the question remains.  How do I ask about a woman I did not know the name of and can barely describe?  All I remember is that she was a pretty and petite brunette.  I'm guessing she was about 5'1" or maybe 5'2", but surely no more than 5'3" at most, and she was compactly built.  During my college days, she would've been described as a "lap model" because a guy could have her sit on his lap for extended amounts of time without losing bloodflow to his legs.  No one I know from East Noble's class of 1979 has a profile on MySpace, so it's not like a classmate can recognize who I'm talking about and send me a message.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, eh?  [*sigh*]

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Saturday, June 06, 2009 

Current mood:  content
Category: Life
Jennifer sent me a text and asked if she could borrow a $20 until payday to buy diapers for the grandsons.  I agreed and headed for work an hour early late Thursday evening for my Friday shift.  Nancy and I talked for 45 minutes since Jen was at work.  Her gig down in Bluffton and Decatur didn't work out, but she got called into Millenium Industries in Ligonier and is putting in ten-hour days.  Millenium makes fuel rails for new Ford products; I guess Ford is looking to increase its market share now that Ma Mopar and Generous Motors are in bankruptcy court.

Can you tell I'm a Ford guy?

Anyhoo, Nancy and I were talking.  I asked how John III (J-3) was doing and she said, "I guess no one told you.  He was arrested early Wednesday morning."  Back when he was working at Nisco in Topeka, J-3 bought a $1600 bed at Atz Furniture in Ligonier.  He paid on it as expected, but then got fired back in July 2008 for mouthing off to the boss.  Scuttlebutt heard from multiple other sources says that reason is a line of horseshit; I'm told J-3 got fired because he failed a drug screening urine test.  What he tested positive for is unknown --- not that it matters.  He drew unemployment and was content to pay on his obligation to Atz whenever the mood struck him.  Needless to say, he stopped paying altogether when the unemployment ran out.  Atz sent him notices and warnings, all of which were ignored.  So Atz referred the matter to the small claims court and they issied an order for him to appear Tuesday, June 2.  He felt he had better things to do.  The judge put the case on hold and issued a bench warrant for his arrest for failing to appear.

Fast-forward to 3:30am Wednesday the 3rd.  J-3 and his cousin Ralph were standing around in the front yard, talking and smoking cigarettes, when a Ligonier cop on patrol chanced by.  He spotted the guys and stopped.  The officer --- probably one of the men who had been called to the house during 2005 when our marriage was in its death throes because of him --- inquired if J-3 knew he was ordered to appear in court the day before.  I'm told he supposedly shrugged and said, "so?  I don't come running when a black bathrobe bastard orders it."

I'm sure the officer had a nice chuckle as he then searched him, hooked him up and both arrested him and placed him in the back of the Crown Victoria squad car.

He was booked into the Noble County Jail later that day.  He's being held in lieu of the $711 he still owes Atz Furniture, and was charged with a body attachment and failure to appear.  The hearing for the charges will be on Tuesday, June 16.  He is going to spend thirteen days in jail simply because he refused to take an order to appear seriously.

As a parent, I'm naturally concerned.  No one wants to see his son in jail.  But when I think back to the computer components, antiques, tools and a lot more he stole from me and us between July 2004 and when Nancy and I separated in December 2005 --- I really can't feel sorry for him.  He's estranged from me because I tried so hard to straighten his ass out during those aforementioned eighteen months; J-3 thinks the world owes him a decent living while he dopes it up, has carefree sex and smokes weed to his heart's content.  Anyway, Nancy says his girfriend is going to bail him out, but I doubt that will happen.  She has more important things to tend to and probably can't muster the cash to spring him before his hearing date.  Nancy can't help him herself because she's laid off.

Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way.  Spending thirteen days in jail simply because of bullheaded self-importance is certainly one way of learning the hard way!  If J-3 can't learn adult responsibilty under the gentle tutiledge of his mother and me --- then let him learn adult responsibility under the harsh tutiledge of the state's correctional system.  I pray he has an epiphany during his incarceration and decides to get his head out of his ass and become the kind of responsible twenty-year-old adult a father can be proud of.

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Saturday, May 30, 2009 

Current mood:  weird
Category: Web, HTML, Tech
That isn't just a zany title to bring the unsuspecting blog lurker into my humble blog-abode for a look around.  I have indeed posted pictures of my apartment's toilet on eBay.

So you're all going "Hah??!" right?

Back in April when I opened my eBay sales account, I knew I needed a photography stand.  It had to have a neutral and uncluttered background, be easily accessable, have a good source of light and out of my way when not in use.  Despite the fact I live alone in a 900-square-foot, two-bedroom apartment, I'm a bit crowded for space here!  I looked all over for a suitable place to set this up.  The northwest corner of my living room was considered but rejected because I'd have to get past the photo stand to access my heat control.  It's a knob mounted on a baseboard heater at floor level, by the way, and it regulates heat for the whole apartment.  The couch was considered and rejected because (duh) I sometimes lay on the couch.  What infrequent visitors I have also have been known to (ahem) sit on it.  The trash can in my kitchen was considered briefly as it had a blank wall behind it for the neutral background, but the stand would be in the way of getting to my refrigerator.  Putting a stool in front of my sliding balcony door wasn't even thought of as shooting toward a strong light source is photographically unwise.  My bedroom was considered as well but it's the smaller kid's bedroom; I use the master bedroom for my library since it's bunches bigger, has the Internet cable connection and has a lot more outlets.  The twin bed I got from Dad's estate would have to be scooted out of the way and replaced when I was done.  That wasn't it.

The thought crossed my mind to maybe put a chair or a stool in the bathtub.  It's white so things will be well-lit by the camera's flash and the background certainly was neutral!  But taking that stool in and out of the tub would be a nuisance and I might inadvertantly cause some damage I'd have to pay for.  So I'm sitting there on the edge of the bathtub, staring at the toilet and racking my brain trying to think of a good place to use as my photography stand!  If you can imagine Winnie the Pooh scratching his chin with one paw and the top of his head with the other --- you'd have me right then.

After awhile, I realized it was no use.  I didn't have a clutter-free horizontal surface to park stuff on to photograph stuff for posting on eBay.  Sure, the four rolls of toilet paper and the bottle of The Works bowl cleaner could be under the sink where they belong.  But who would use their toilet as a photo stand?!  That'd be weird! 

Then I thought, "what the hell??!  I am weird!"

So I parked my very first eBay offering atop the toilet tank lid (after putting the T-P and bowl cleaner on the floor beside the Throne, thank you very much), lined up my shot and snapped the shutter.  The picture came out great with no shadows, glares or whatever. You had to look close to see it was indeed the top of a toilet.  After a shot or two, I decided to drape a dark blue bath towel over the tank lid to give my pictures a measure of photograhic interest.  This also kinda-semi-sorta hid the fact I was indeed weird enough to use my toilet as a photography stand.

After work Friday morning, I raided my storage locker for some goodies to post for sale.  One item, an ancient tach/dwell meter and timing light from the early-to-mid 1950s, was too big to park atop my improvised photo stand.  I had no choice but to lay a dark green bath towel over the seat's lid, put the carrying case upon it, arrange the timing light and meter to look asthetically pleasing and use the towel-draped tank as a backdrop.  If you look close at the picture, you can see the bowl swab in the lower-right corner and the bottle of The Works sitting in the lower-left corner.

You think I'm kidding?  Go to eBay and enter a search for item number 270399396395 and have a close look at the posted picture.  And while you're at it, look at my other offerings too; you'll see they're shot pretty much the same way.  Oh, and feel free to put a bid in on something while you're there!

Cheers!

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Monday, May 25, 2009 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I don't really have a specific subject to blog about and, since it's 3:12am and I'm between manuscripts at the moment, I'm bored.  So I'll just toss out some random bits of news and stuff that are new in your humble author's life.

Jennifer called yesterday to inform me she got another job down in Bluffton.  She had to leave her gig in London, Ohio after they got tossed out of the long-term hotel in which they were staying and couldn't yet afford to rent a bonafide apartment.  Jen and J-3's girlfriend Cindy will be staying at a family member's of Cindy's and they'll be working ten-to-twelve hour days.  Luis and the grandsons will stay up here with Nancy in Ligonier over the week, and Jen and Cindy will travel back up here over the weekends.  Hopefully this works out better than what transpired in Ohio.

I had the 341 hearing for my Chapter Seven bankruptcy on Wednesday, May 20 in Fort Wayne.  I got there just a few minutes past 8:00am for my 9:00am hearing and got a good place to park.  The thing was, however, that I didn't bring any coins to feed the parking meter.  My thought was to reduce the amount of crap in my pockets when I went through the security search at the courthouse door.  Naturally, I got a parking ticket for an expired meter.  For want of a quarter I had to send the city of Fort Wayne a check for $5 to pay the fine.  No biggie.  Anyway, I was called up for my turn to testify.  An attorney for one of my creditors was supposed to be on hand, a man by the name of Perez, but he was a no-show.  In fact, the trustee mistook my attorney Mr Owen for Perez.  The trustee asked his questions and did his best to make people feel comfortable.  He asked if I had received and spent my 2008 tax return as yet and I said yes.  He went off the reservation and casually asked me what I'd spent the money on.  I said, "one thousand, one hundred and ninety-six dollars and twenty cents were spent for four new MacPherson struts on my 2001 Mercury Sable sedan."  The trustee gave me a look that said Oh, Really? and out loud he said, "Ouch!"  People grinned and giggled over that.  Since no attorneys for any of my creditors were there, the only question Mr Owen needed to ask was, "please state for the record that I am your attorney."  I replied, "I confirm that Mr. Jon Owen is indeed my attorney of record for this matter."  The trustee thanked us and we left.  On our way out, Owen and I were talking about what was next.  He said it was a done deal and a letter will come from the court in 30-to-45 days saying my debts are discharged.  As he was speaking, however, I noticed a young, handsome and well-dressed Hispanic man heading toward the hearing room Owen and I were walking away from.  His companion addressed him as "Mister Perez" and I wondered if he was the Mr Perez that was supposed to have questioned me at my hearing!  If so, he was too late to do anything and his clients are out of luck.

I told Nancy later that day what you just read in the previous paragraph.  Then I told her to prepare for the mortgage holder of the College Street house to restart procedures for foreclosure, now that my Chapter Seven was decided.  She hasn't made the house payment since February and she let it slip that she hadn't paid the property taxes since November 2007.  We know the house is going away; it just remains to be seen whether the mortgage company forecloses on it or the property tax people.

Jim has been borrowing what was our Dad's 2000 Pontiac Montana minivan.  I decided as executor to let him borrow it from the estate when the engine in his 1997 Chrysler Concorde went bad back around February 10 or so.  Dad's will said it was to either be sold and the proceeds split 50/50, or one brother would buy out the other brother's interest.  Jim's been unemployed since May 15 and his benefits haven't started yet.   Also, my work is going good and we even called back 32 people over the past three weeks, so I decided to start paying him to buy out his interest in the minivan.  As executor, I decided that $2500 was a fair price; my first payment of $50 a week will start on May 29.  I need a minivan like I need a dose of the clap, but Jim needs the money and I have a steady flow of it coming in.  He understands the Montana has to be returned to me with a fresh oil change --- by "fresh" I mean less than 500 miles on it --- and a full tank of gas on or before the date of my last installment.  It's just him and me now and we got to stick together.

I have been seeing on the news that it's a buyer's market for houses, and there are a bunch of foreclosed places in and around Ligonier.  I saw an ad for a realtor that specializes in foreclosed properties and I began to wonder if I could make a go of it!  After all, I don't see why not.  My debts are discharged via my Chapter Seven (except for the Sable which I'll reaffirm since I only owe ten payments on it yet) and I had a 625 credit rating back in September 2007.  That was before falling into the Credit Solutions scam mentioned a few blogs back.  The mortgage company I talked to back then said I was good for up to $80,000 with my income and that 625 rating.  The only reason they didn't approve me for what I was seeking was the fact my name was still listed as co-owner on the College Street house --- a fact just rendered moot by my Chapter Seven!  Perhaps if I show proof that I was scammed I could qualify for a mortgage despite being just one week after Chapter Seven?  I did keep all my e-mails between me and Credit Solutions on file, after all.  Who knows?  It's worth looking into anyway.

I've been doing pretty good on eBay.  A safe guess is that I've sold probably fifty percent of everything I listed.  Both of Dad's programmable scanners sold, as did a now-rare diecast toy helicopter from the early 1980s TV show The A-Team.  I collect the Auburn Rubber version of the 1957 Ford Ranchero and my collection has grown from three to sixteen in two months.  There are four more on the way.  So far, the proceeds of my eBay sales have paid for all but one of my purchases; I leave my sales money in my PayPal account and dole it out for my Auburn Rubber Ranchero purchases.  I'll buy two-, three-, four-, five- and six-piece lots just for the one Ranchero within that lot and resell the extras.  I sure as hell won't get rich doing this, but it supports my growing Ranchero collection without tapping my work income.  It keeps me out of the bingo parlors too.

So I guess that's about it.  I really need to get another manuscript going but I can't seem to find the will to do it yet.  No matter.  My computer will always be there.

Cheers.

www.johnwadamsjr.com
Saturday, May 23, 2009 

Current mood:  thoughtful
Category: Writing and Poetry

I was going through some crap on my desk (I know, you're shocked --- but hang with me here) and came across a single piece of paper with dot-matrix printing on it.  That stopped me in my tracks since I haven't had a dot-matrix printer in nearly twenty years.  I looked it over and saw why I saved it.  It is a short one-page story written by my mother, who died on July 11, 1999.  There is no date on it so there's no telling how long before she passed that it was written.  I thought it was rather touching and I've decided to share it with my good friends on MySpace.  Be aware that the two characters, Burton and Grace, are named after her parents; those were my grandparents' middle names.  That said, on with the story...

The Reunion, by Shirley Adams

Grace lay on the couch with a pillow under her head and could not help but wonder at the feelings of tiredness happening so often lately.  The sun was just past its zenith and the sidewalks noisy with children returning to school after lunch break.  Her gaze roamed the room, lighting on items special only to her.  There was the picture of the wooded area and the windmill.  No one else knew of the secret happening that took place beside the windmill.  The area had always been a popular picnic spot.  Her eyes moved to the glass slipper on the shelf.  It had been won at a carvinal and presented to her with a flourish and a wink.  She looked longest at the old afghan that had warmed a child on cold evenings.  She smiled as she drifted off.

After a time, Grace sat up, then stood.  How much better she felt.  The fatigue was gone and taken with it her depressed mood.  She went to the closet and took a favorite sweater off the shelf and slipped it around her shoulders.  Replacing the mood of depression was a strange mood of anticipation.  Something wonderful was about to happen.

Grace glanced around the room one last time before going outdoors.  She strode down the same sidewalk taken by the children.  There was a spring in her step and she heard the thrill of birds.  Past the school and into the park where the trees were changing to autumn colors.  Sitting on the bench, she waited.  Still there was the excitement and suspense of anticipation.  She didn't know why she waited there, but she did.  It just seemed right.

In the distance a figure appeared and came nearer.  The anticipation was very great now, but she was suddenly serene.  As the figure came closer she knew it was Burton, but still she sat.  He approached the bench and looked deeply into her eyes for a long, long moment.  Then he smiled and held out his hand.  She took the hand and rose to stand beside him.  "Burton," she said, "it has been so long."

"Yes, Grace," he replied, "but no longer.  We will go home now."

They walked in the park hand in hand, talking about their memories.  The picnic by the windmill where he had proposed so long ago; the carnival when he had won the glass slipper for her.  She told him that she had kept the glass slipper through the long years of her marriage to another man.  She told him of keeping the afghan that had been thrown over his body after the awful fight.  She told of wrapping it around their child after it came.  He smiled and they walked up the long hill into the clouds.  Grace then knew that marriages made in Heaven sometimes never make it to Earth, but she and Burton were now together forever.

Could my Mom write or what?

Cheers.

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