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Tuesday, April 21, 2009 


New stuff is elsewhere. Here to be exact.


Hope all is well - new stuff is coming along nicely. Ver 3.0 is pretty good (and Smokin' Joe still hates Ali).

Selah

O
Currently reading:
Smokin' Joe: The Autobiography of a Heavyweight Champion of the World, Smokin' Joe Frazier
By Joe Frazier
Friday, March 20, 2009 
The new blog is: here (and this is the RSS feed).

No custom domain name yet. Slack. And havent gotten into really editing the CSS, but its a new start. The finish line being a completed site plus scraping all my old stuff off of here - fucking myspace has no options to actually move your data with you (one of my main reasons for leaving in the first place).

And in honor of this event? A haiku:

a fresh beginning
new blog address and new rules
now i can post boobs

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The transition has begun. Thank you all for bearing with me. I hope to give you some reasons to follow me (video and audio posts - better content - and no rules. Should be fun.

Selah,

O
Currently listening:
Endtroducing...
By DJ Shadow
Release date: 1996-11-19
Sunday, March 15, 2009 
Favorite books in relation to SAT scores. If you want the background of the study google it.

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[Note the position of "I don't read"]
Currently reading:
B-More Careful
By Shannon Holmes
Sunday, March 01, 2009 
or: How many posts must a man write down?

Well I had three ideas for this space today - maybe a combination of all of them will work. Three for the price of one! Lets go:


1. Hey neato, I have 42,000 hits here! Ah 42, the answer everything. (Actually im about 30 hits short but by the time I get around to posting this... ;).

And yeah, I know it doesnt count for anything and is just an extension of sorts of my virtual penis - but I have seen so many pages actually marketing things from major companies that pale in comparison - I just love how they dont get it. And in all honesty I enjoy writing something decent enough that I can count on a certain number of friends and random people to come by and read almost every post. Cool :D


2. What do I do... Post this or dont... Edit the hell out of it or leave it... Do I write about my personal life here or not... I can never really answer that.

"Jobs are tough these days in the States... I knew I was picking the wrong time to come back and go on the hunt - but after 3 years I had run out of excuses and quite honestly needed to put a little distance between myself and Peking...

And so I am back, and on the job hunt.

Skipping a lot of details brings me to where I am now: basically unemployed. Doing tech side jobs but nowhere close to where I want to be. And fuck it, lets face it, I am in my prime and its not so much that I am not where I want to be its where I NEED to be. If I am going to be making 6 figures and living comfortably I just dont have time to screw around anymore.

So I worked my contacts, did the monster / careerbuilder thing and lo and behold I found that position I am looking for. Pretty amazing.... Never something I had really considered but once I applied I realized _every_ bit of experience I had was leveraged into this job. Corporate training, marketing, and IT - thats what they need a background in for this. And thankfully the owner of the company saw it the same way. I had 4 interviews culminating with an offer. We hashed out the details Friday and he asked me to call and come in Monday if I wanted it.

Niiiiiiiiiice.

The reaction from my family was immediate. I cant really describe it adequately but ill try. They just glowed. Both of my parents just had so many great things to say about how excited they were and over and over how _proud_ they were of me. Proud. Over and over. In all honesty.... I cannot remember a time when they have really said that to me. Or even looked at me the way they were looking at me this weekend. In fact even at the time it was disconcerning and a bit creepy - I had truly never seen it before. But as thrown off as I was it was great to have it, and great to be moving in the right direction.

And then Monday morning he put it all on hold. Christ."


3. I might be done here. For a few reasons.

First problem is myspace is technically inferior to an etch a sketch at times and I just dont toloerate that. I am an early adopter of the best solutions. 3 years ago myspace was that - but since has grown massively in size while not evolving an iota - creating some ugly beheamoth that is below Good Sir's discriminating technological tastes. Whats that? Rats are the first to leave a sinking ship? Well you can tell your story swimming ;)

The second reason is I dont know if this is healthy or not. Do I write about my personal life here? Is writing here cathartic or just an echo-chamber for my own stupidity and a waste of time. Is it worse than that? You dont have to be some sort of superhacker to find your way back from my real name to here through the internet - and at the same time I would imagine ive gone out on limbs here with artistic license that I wouldnt want on my permanent record.

So I dont know.

If you come here for the links then start following me on twitter/doctoro. If you come here for my ranting (sports or otherwise) ill likely be passing on a new site in a few weeks. Even I dont think I could totally stop writing at this point.

Anyways - cheers and enjoy this rainy Sunday:

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O


" . . . I wish you to know that you have been the last dream of my soul. In my degradation I have not been so degraded but that the sight of you with your father, and of this home made such a home by you, has stirred old shadows that I thought had died out of me. Since I knew you, I have been troubled by a remorse that I thought would never reproach me again, and have heard whispers from old voices impelling me upward, that I thought were silent for ever. I have had unformed ideas of striving afresh, beginning anew, shaking off sloth and sensuality, and fighting out the abandoned fight. A dream, all a dream, that ends in nothing, and leaves the sleeper where he lay down, but I wish you to know that you inspired it." - Charles Dickens

Tuesday, February 24, 2009 
Here are some good articles ive been saving.

And..... thats about it.

O
Thursday, February 19, 2009 
Joseph Merrick has a posse.

[Btw if you have never seen The Elephant Man (imdb) you really owe it to yourself. Anthony Hopkins and directed by David Lynch, great flick.
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I remarked today that its been, oh, 4 years since I was trying to establish a life where I currently reside here in beautiful Davidson. Odd. And not coincidental. As much as I love this place I fucking hate it. Id rather be back in Beijing right this minu-

Wait. Or do I? Ah these rose colored glasses!

Well let me back up and establish things first. Quickly. 3 years ago I left the US, left all my familial and friendly relationships (well 'put distance between' might be better used there) and started a new life. And I liked it. At the end of my run I had a great 'family' in Beijing, a great home, a great job and a perfect girlfriend.... Wait strike those last two. I had an ok job, it paid well and wasnt hard. And wasnt really getting me anywhere. The perfect girl? Hohoho. I was involved with 4 women in those three years - and today not long removed I still dont know how to reconcile it.

So I am home, with a purpose. I had to leave Beijing because 1. my career was going was stagnating at an important time and I wanted more 2. I needed to spend time with my family (should be #1 reason) and 3. I was going crazy (totally unrelated and actually quite natural for me, just included here for completeness).

So far it has been pretty good. Of course I have been spending time with family, I didnt get to box in competition like i wanted to but it did inspire me to get back into 'fighting shape' and im currently approaching the best shape of my life. Finally the job siutation: what looked like a disaster is really coming around - I think ill be accepting a job right up my alley and firmly on the solid career path working on enterprise marketing software Friday. If the pay is right, that is.

The score: im home, family is happy, job is good, life is good, bought a garage this morning. And im miserable? I dont even know. What I can say for sure is that China has ahold of me - and ghosts from my life there are still haunting me. Make me wish they would just....

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[This video was a topic of discussion today after learning of MJ's auction and wondering aloud 'if the Elephant Mans bones are for sale as well?' - so of course this video was the first thing that came up]


Why am I still stuck in China. Why on her. Why these rose colored glasses?

My sister says I just need to replicate some of the things I miss. A weekly majiang game here, some China movies there. Made me think of this: (which I just watched on Valentines Day)


"Kilgore had a pretty good day for himself. They choppered
in t-bones and beer and turned the LZ into a beach party.
The more they tried to make it just like home, the more they
made everybody miss it."

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More of me trying to figure myself out coming. Enjoy

O
Currently watching:
The Elephant Man [Region 2]
Sunday, February 15, 2009 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbnN6QmdrH4

I feel my whole childhood is either confirmed or destroyed by this. Still not sure which. Great job though... Enjoy O

Saturday, February 14, 2009 
I just love 27b/6. And I love cats as well. But right now I think I love 27b/6 more.

Cats

"I promised to look after a friends cat for the week. My place has a glass atrium that goes through two levels, I have put the cat in there with enough food and water to last the week. I am looking forward to the end of the week. It is just sitting there glaring at me, it doesn't do anything else. I can tell it would like to kill me. If I knew I could get a perfect replacement cat, I would kill this one now and replace it Friday afternoon. As we sit here glaring at each other I have already worked out several ways to kill it.

The simplest would be to drop heavy items on it from the upstairs bedroom though I have enough basic engineering knowledge to assume that I could build some form of 'spear like' projectile device from parts in the downstairs shed. If the atrium was waterproof, the most entertaining would be to flood it with water. It wouldn't have to be that deep, just deeper than the cat."


Dreams

"I hate it when people tell me "I had a weird dream last night...". I dont care, it didn't really happen and it is going to be boring. Just because you dreamt it doesn't make it interesting to anyone. I knew someone who told me a dream and it went on for about twenty minutes. That is nineteen minutes and sixty seconds longer than I have to care about something that didn't really happen. Another time she was telling me about a dream her auntie had, so not only was I listening to something that didn't really happen, I was listening to something that didn't really happen to someone I didn't even know. I glass over and my mind wanders after the words "I had a weird dream last night..." so it is just a waste of everyones time. The statement she made, "If you cared about me you would be interested in my dreams", I will put down to the fact that she was an idiot and possibly slightly crazy because she owned more than two cats."


::chuckle::

O
Currently watching:
Ran - Criterion Collection
Release date: 2005-11-22
Thursday, February 12, 2009 
Ok 2 parts.

First part.

A friend sent me :this.

From the article:

Fact: At present, the dollar is, in effect, backed by China – an increasingly reluctant China. Every dollar we print is a prayer that China won't turn us away. "The value of outstanding American Treasury bills now reaches $10.6 trillion. ... Worry centers on the possibility that foreigners could come to doubt the American wherewithal to pay back such an extraordinary sum" (The New York Times, Dec. 28, 2008, p.WK1). How will a country that's lost its manufacturing base pay back $10.6 trillion and counting? It is not possible. When the world faces that fact is when our troubles really start. What's happened so far is mere rehearsal.


There's a line going around that just about says it all: "It's gonna get worse before it gets worse."  

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And this was my reply:

Well ill throw in my 2c

This guy is only missing one thing: being that China has all her reserves in dollars it is of course in their best interests to prop us up. Two examples of where this becomes real:

1. there are those in the _chinese government_ that believe that this crisis was caused by bush and the imf on purpose to try and slow them from taking over. they are the largest currency not backed by the imf (a criminal conspiracy in its own) and the chinese gov considers them an outright enemy. because of this stance we have #2

2. they have literally started and importantly for china stated that they are going to try to get away from using the USD for reserves - but that it will take a loooooong time (5-10 yrs?) to do so in any real capacity.

Sure china could declare economic warfare on us.... and trust me, the average Chinese citizen would be much more content eating gruel and slaving away for a military machine for a few years than the average and less populous US citizen.... but it is still in everyones best interest to keep the US propped up for another twenty years and let it be a slow and eventual decline vs a sudden drop off the face of the earth.


I saw an op-ed somehwere that posed a crazy question recently: if within the period of a year the US was economically broken and society just fell apart at the seams, what would the rest of the world do? and could the rest of the world survive without the most powerful nation on earth from one year to the next....

And as scary as it is you realize 'well yeah of course the world would go on. rome and athens fell and i am still here. why would the world stop at all?'


Anyways.... that wasnt two cents, more like a nickel. Im betting on things getting much worse, but at a different pace than this guy ;)

they are in for the long haul... god if we ever went at it, i honestly feel like as advanced and powerful the US is they have two advantages

1. # of people and 2. the will power / nationalism of those poeple

they still have 1 BILLION people living below lines we cant comprehend. these people wouldnt crack so easily..... i fear for americans and 2 car garages

But hey, like i said, it is honestly in no ones best interests to sink us, right? ;)

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Part two: CCTV - The Chinese cast their votes for what really happened - the truth exposed!


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Personally I think it was Ultraman fighting vs Godzilla that must have done it.

"Wen hua ren" - any help with the text?

Enjoy,

O
Currently listening:
Size Matters
By Helmet
Release date: 2004-10-05
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 
Social engineering: wiki: the act of manipulating people into performing actions or divulging confidential information. While similar to a confidence trick or simple fraud, the term typically applies to trickery or deception for the purpose of information gathering, fraud or computer system access...

Ok want to pry into , stalk, or destroy someones life? For some reason I feel like helping you today :D


The end dish: control of their digital life. One simple recipe (of many) is as follows...

1. You need the persons primary email address. If you dont have it (only have a facebook email or whatever) find a friend who does, dont ask for it - that would arouse suspicion when they are hacked later - just get it from their phone, computer,. Ask them to sign up for something, 'oh can I send you that picture / excel sheet'. Just get it.

2. Download "The Name Game" here (or a million other places) and start posting it to all your social networks (using a few key fake answers of course). Get your target to complete it. It may take time but just keep floating it out there, moronic chain letters seems to be the rage these days.

3. Once they post it you have hit the jackpot. Copy their post and get working.

4. Go to their primary email address (say mail.yahoo.com for example) and type in their USERNAME that you already have. At this point you have two options:

4a. be hardcore! get some jolt cola, sit down, crack out, and social engineer their current password from their answers. its probably their petname with some part of their DOB afterwards, initials, their own fucking name, etc...

4b. be lazy. proceed to #5

5. Select "Fuck it I forgot my ID or password" and use the Name Game to fill it in. Yahoo asks for 1. city of birth 2. current zip 3. pet name - All of which (1. directly 2. 'street name' gives it away 3. directly given) we have.

6. This is where it gets fun! So youre in their email account - first thing is to look if they have any mention of 'banking' 'boyfriends' or whatever. Go ahead and use "search" right there at the top. Once you have their banking site repeat step #5 or just instruct the bank to send a new password to their primary email address. You know, the one we just took control of :)

7. Be a dick to your hearts content. Delete their myspace (that you gained access to by sending off for a new password), tell their loved ones on facebook how much you hated them and let everyone else know about "the relapse" and how youve been sucking dick for crack ("again"). MSN status: 'It burns when I pee'

But before you let them know somethings up you made sure to check at amazon / paypal / et al to see if they had accounts there right right?

Wrong?! Whoa now. Lets not get ahead of ourselves. I think I can pick up that Panasonic 60" plasma TV that I bought online right at the store right? Didnt even have to ship it to my home address!

But I did take the time to:

#8 Order this book, this toy, and about 30 volumes of gay porn sent under their full name to their parents house (which we got from a simple white pages search).

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There are a million other ways... But I am not going to go into those, some are much easier than what is listed above and much more destructive, but I feel like if you fall for giving away your personal info online you could use the lesson....

Also make note: some of my dear friends read this, and maybe even some old friends still check me out here on occasion. Let me be forward and say that I have NEVER used any of my tricks to snoop, pry, or just plain fuck with my friends. I find it morally reprehensible to go through (or even just glance at) a persons phone when they are in the bathroom - this 'to the limit!' sort of situation is just plain out of the question.

That said, are all of your friends as altruistic as your good friend Doctor O?

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And there is how to Have Fun® Feel free to thank me by sending me a 60" plasma from someones Amazon account. Just ask and ill be glad to give you my full name, shipping address, mothers maiden name, SS#, and any other information you might need to get it here on time ;)

Selah

O

[Update: Lemme give you guys a tip for creating strong passwords, I feel nice - a _really_ easy step towards becoming more secure and eliminating a lot of problems. To make a killer strong and yet easy to remember password we are going to convert your easy password to 'elite speak' or '1337'. There is a good chance your defualt password has been either stolen and some point or used by someone else, and therefore is in some hacker 'dictionary' file for getting into things. Lets change that.

To do this take an easy to remember password (for example: mylittlepony -> easy and 12 characters long = strong) and use numbers and symbols to replace a few letters (usually the vowels) with numbers or symbols. So in this case:

mylittlepony - all words in dictionary, just going through letters, easy to crack

myl1ttl3p0ny - by replacing vowels no longer 'words' - plus has to check through every combination of numbers and letters to crack

myli#lep0ny - to make it super secure simply throw in a character (here a '#' replaces the 'tt') - this adds yet another layer of checking all letter combinations, plus all numbers, and now plus character combinations as well

And there you have it. Dont get hacked. Peace. O.]


Currently listening:
Paul's Boutique (20th Anniversary Edition)
By Beastie Boys
Release date: 2009-02-10
Tuesday, February 10, 2009 
Woke up and called a Beijinger friend - he was walking back from my old local bar back to my old place on the last day of Chinese new year. I make mention of that fact because it is what we both attributed the sirens of the passing fire engines to. Some fireworks gone wrong. [Beijingers are not known for their fire safety. Or any other kind of safety for that matter.] Well, yeah. Shit went wrong.

About a mile and a half from my old place and literally right next door to my last office was this hilarity last night. And not just any building, this is part of the CCTV Tower complex. The centerpiece of the new Beijing skyline and honestly the centerpiece of new China.

My two cents: I hated that building and am glad it burned. I love the CCTV tower itself (the two legged structure)


Anyways: enjoy!



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My favorite picture / aspect is the throng of people. I mean c'mon it was the last day of Spring Festival - you couldnt have asked for a better show!

O

[Update - just got this in the mail and thought I would apss it along. The carnage the next day, with a joke on top]

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Currently listening:
Burning Down the House & This Must Be the Place
By talking heads
Thursday, February 05, 2009 
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Ill put this first since it is the most important: http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2009/01/fiscal-therapy.html

I dont have a good quote to come from this, just wanted to share an informed opinion. Of course none of this will ever come to pass, but its good to reflect that at least things werent always this way. Kind of hard to step back when you were borna and raised on Reaganomics...

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Which (speaking of Reaganomics) segues nicely into:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/03/world/africa/03africa.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

"Colonel Qaddafi is an ardent supporter of a long-held dream of transforming Africa, a collection of post-colonial fragments divided by borders that were drawn arbitrarily by Western powers, into a vast, unified state that could play a powerful role in global affairs. He has repeatedly proposed immediate unity and the establishment of a single currency, army and passport for the entire continent. He pledged Monday to bring up the issue for a vote at the African Union’s next summit meeting, in July."

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Awesome - I love this guys image makeover of late (well not his physical image per se but from a marketing perspective ;). And again as not just an enemy of the State but an outright boogeyman he has somehow outlasted how many presidents now? Nutty, but for some reason (mainly that none of my relatives died in the Pan-Am 103 bombing) I like the guy.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/us/01octuplets.html?fta=y

Obsession Led to 14 Births by in Vitro, Relative Says [And by 'relative' they mean 'her fucking Mom']

"LOS ANGELES (AP) — The woman who gave birth to octuplets last week conceived all 14 of her children through in vitro fertilization, is not married and has been obsessed with having children since she was a teenager, said her mother, Angela Suleman."

Lulz, What a nutcase. She will be fine as she sells the rights to the book and movie on her life and charity comes in... But the doc's that implanted her again are going to have some tough ethical questions to answer.....

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Superbowl tweets - http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/02/02/sports/20090202_superbowl_twitter.html

Not on twitter (yet)? Get on it, then add me: twitter.com/doctoro

C'mon, you know im generally ahead of the curve on the webs and (if you know me IRL) I was prob the first person to tell you about twitter. Well now Brittney, Shaq, Eli, and a plethora of other celebs have made the leap and are making it mainstream. Dont get left behind ;)

http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article5641893.ece

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I realized the other day that one day he will die, and I will truly be sad. So much potential....

Sports Videos, News, Blogs


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Its China's turn now!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/03/business/worldbusiness/03yuan.html?em

"an online real estate brokerage organized a tour of foreclosure auctions in the United States, it received so many applications that it had to turn away nearly 400 people."

See how I changed the tone of the article by the quote I included? It actually has very little to do with that. Moral: dont trust me (or anyone) and always read to the last sentence ;)

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http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/04/another-attack-near-the-khyber-pass/?partner=rss&emc=rss

Very short but _excellent_ article on Afghanistan / Pakistan border

"calling the Pashtuns who live along both sides of the Durand Line “a tribe,” can be misleading. In an interview, Mr. Sprey said:

it’s not a tribe. It’s a nation. This is 40 million people spread across Afghanistan and Pakistan, you know, who don’t even recognize that border. It’s their land. … There’s 40 million of them. That’s a nation, not a tribe. Within it are tribal groupings and so on. But they all speak the common language. And they all have a very similar, very rigid, in lots of ways very admirable code of honor much stronger than their adherence to Islam."

Wow, I didnt know that! (Really, no sarcasm, I didnt know how many people actually lived there or how the disputed border got there in the first place).

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A happy New Year (Year of the Ox for those keeping score at home)

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And finally a quote:

D'Amato gave him important advice before Ali departed for Zaire to fight George Foreman in the famed Rumble in the Jungle fight. D'Amato allegedly said :

"I have only one piece of advice for you. You must hurt Foreman with your first punch. Foreman has the psychology of a bully. If you hurt him early, it will destroy his mind.

Whatever you do, have bad intentions behind your first punch."


Selah

O
Currently listening:
A MI NO ME GUSTA LA POLITICA PERO YO LE GUSTO A ELLA COMPANEROS
By PORNO PARA RICARDO
Friday, January 30, 2009 
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It came to me the other day:
Were I to die, no one would say,
“Oh, what a shame! So young, so full
Of promise — depths unplumbable!”

Instead, a shrug and tearless eyes
Will greet my overdue demise;
The wide response will be, I know,
“I thought he died a while ago.”

For life’s a shabby subterfuge,
And death is real, and dark, and huge.
The shock of it will register
Nowhere but where it will occur.

— JOHN UPDIKE
Currently reading:
The Witches of Eastwick
By John Updike
Release date: 1996-08-27
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 
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And to totally ruin your childhood.... SNL presents: Aladdin 10 years later




Enjoy!

O
Currently reading:
Facing Tyson: Fifteen Fighters, Fifteen Stories
By Ted A. Kluck
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 
Ricky Henderson wiki was one of the 4 or 5 greatest baseball players ever - and was rightfully so elected to the HOF on his first chance this year (5 years after retirement). Have I been missing Ricky stories for 5 years now? A shame - in honor of the man here is a stolen article going through some of the best "Ricky Moments"

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"So anyway, here you go. The definitive Rickey Henderson.

1) In June 1999, when Henderson was playing with the Mets, he saw reporters running around the clubhouse before a game. He asked a teammate what was going on and he was told that Tom Robson, the team’s hitting coach, had just been fired. Henderson said, “Who’s he?”

2) Rickey... on referring to himself in the third person:
“Listen, people are always saying, ‘Rickey says Rickey.’ But it’s been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I’m ticked off, saying, ‘Rickey, what the heck are you doing, Rickey?’ They say, ‘Darn, Rickey, what are you saying Rickey for? Why don’t you just say, ‘I?’ But I never did. I always said, ‘Rickey,’ and it became something for people to joke about.”

3) In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.

4) In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”

5) This one might be my second favorite. This wasn’t too long ago, I think it was the year he ended up playing with the Red Sox. Anyway, he called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

6) This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”

7) Rickey once asked a teammate how long it would take him to drive to the Dominican Republic.

8) Moments after breaking Lou Brock’s stolen base record, Henderson told the crowd – with Brock mere feet next to him – “Lou Brock was a great base stealer, but today, I am the greatest of all-time.”

9) Henderson once fell asleep on an ice pack and got frostbite – which forced him to miss three games — in mid-August.

10) A reporter asked Henderson if Ken Caminiti’s estimate that 50 percent of Major League players were taking steroids was accurate. His response was, “Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there.”

11) Henderson broke Ty Cobb’s career record for runs scored with a home run. After taking his usual 45 seconds or so around the bases, Rickey slid into home plate.

12) On being Nolan Ryan’s 5,000th career strikeout: “It gave me no chance. He (Ryan) just blew it by me. But it’s an honor. I’ll have another paragraph in all the baseball books. I’m already in the books three or four times.”

13) San Diego GM Kevin Towers was trying to contact Rickey at a nearby hotel. He knew Henderson always used fake names to avoid the press, fans, etc. He was trying to think like Rickey and after several attempts; he was able to get Henderson on the phone.

Rickey had checked in under Richard Pryor.

14) I didn’t believe this one at first. However, I emailed a few contacts within the Sox organization and they claim it actually happened. This is priceless, it really is.

The morning after the Sox finished off their 2004 World Series sweep against St. Louis, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.
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15) The Mets were staying in a hotel less than a mile from Cinergy Field in Cincinnati. While some players walked, most took the team bus. A few minutes after they arrived — again it was less than a mile – the last players off the bus noticed a stretched limo that had just pulled up.

Of course, Rickey emerged from the back seat.

16) A reporter once asked Rickey if he talked to himself, “Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?”

17) OK, I know everyone has been waiting for it. Alas, according to both parties involved, it’s not true. I wish it were. Heck, both Rickey Henderson and John Olerud have said they wish it were true. But it just didn’t happen.

The story went that a few weeks into Henderson’s stint with the Mariners, he walked up to Olerud at the batting cage and asked him why he wore a batting helmet in the field. Olerud explained that he had an aneurysm at nine years old and he wore the helmet for protection. Legend goes that Henderson said, “Yeah, I used to play with a guy that had the same thing.” Legend also goes that Olerud said, “That was me, Rickey.”

Henderson played with Olerud on the Blue Jays and the Mets.

18) Rickey was asked if he had the Garth Brooks album with Friends in Low Places and Henderson said, “Rickey doesn’t have albums. Rickey has CDs.”

19) During a contract holdout with Oakland in the early 1990s, Henderson said, “If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.”

20) In the late 1980s, the Yankees sent Henderson a six-figure bonus check. After a few months passed, an internal audit revealed the check had not been cashed. Current Yankees GM Brian Cashman – then a low-level nobody with the organization – called Rickey and asked if there was a problem with the check. Henderson said, “I’m just waiting for the money market rates to go up.”

21) This is my all-time favorite. Rickey was pulled over by a San Diego police officer for speeding. As the officer was approaching Rickey’s car, the window went down a few inches and a folded $100 bill emerged. The officer let Rickey and his money head home without a ticket.

22) When he was on the Yankees in the mid-1980s, Henderson told teammates that his condo had such a great view that he could see, “The Entire State Building.”

23) During one of his stays with Oakland, Henderson’s locker was next to Billy Beane’s. After making the team out of spring training, Beane was sent to the minors after a few months. Upon his return, about six weeks later, Henderson looked at Beane and said, “Hey, man, where have you been? Haven’t seen you in awhile.”

24) To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes.

25) In the last week of his lone season with the Red Sox, Chairman Tom Werner asked Henderson what he would like for his ‘going-away’ gift. Henderson said he wasn’t going anywhere, but he would like owner John Henry’s Mercedes. Werner said it would be tough to get the same make and model in less than a week and Henderson said, “No, I want his car.” Turns out the Sox got Henderson a Red Thunderbird and when he saw it on the field before the last game of the season, Rickey said, “Whose ugly car is on the field?”

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What a guy! We need more people like him in life to..... I dunno, keep me amused? ;)

And one more quote from a Bill James screaming about the 3% of voters who didnt go for Ricky on his first HOF ballot: “If you could split him in two, you’d have two Hall of Famers!”

Congrats you fucking crazer ;)

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Currently listening:
Been Caught Stealing
By Jane's Addiction
Release date: 1990-11-30