i'm writing this from a karaoke bar. i am watching chino from the deftones and some girl butcher "you got the look." this is after he was giving me very noticeable "props" (as the kids say these days) for my rendition of partners in kryme's classic "turtle power." i love this city.

so as some of you may know, i spent a good portion of last year trying to bring back the phrase, "you're such a card." i feel i was somewhat successful in doing so. most of my friends began using it solely for the humor aspect (hmm... does bringing back such a phrase to humorous results make me a card? i'd like to think so), but i noticed that it actually kind of caught on.

anyway, i'm moving on to a new one. and even though this one wasn't my idea, i'm giving it my full endorsement as hot new phrase for 2009. from now on, we're going to refer to coffee as "a hot cup of gentleman's brown."

i don't have to explain to you why it's awesome. you know that it is. now go forth, my minions, and see how many people you can get onboard this glorious vernacular-changing train.

i don't know who did this piece or anything about it. i just found a link to it on www.digg.com, and i thought it was worth sharing, if you're into zombies and so forth.



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