For the purposes of this record, a week will start on WEDNESDAY and end on TUESDAY.

This blog entry will be updated every SUNDAY and TUESDAY.

From Thursday to Sunday, you have the opportunity to nominate your favorite Sawyerism from the most recent episode of LOST to be the Sawyerism of the week.  ALL QUOTES MUST BE EXACT.  DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING SUCH AS, "LOL, THE WOOKIE LINE WAS SOOO FUNNY!"

On Sunday, I will post a list of all the nominated Sawyerisms under the episode name and airdate.  You will then have until Tuesday to vote for your favorite on which day I will edit the entry and BOLD the winner.  However, the final say rests with me.  For instance, if everyone votes for Sawyer telling Kate she's hot the same week that he dismantles Jack's self esteem, I will overrule the vote and choose the latter Sawyerism as the Sawyerism of the Week.

Season 3 Episode 7: Not in Portland

So, you're the boss' daughter, huh? I never saw that coming.

Tell him I said hi...get to the point!

Kate: We need a boat. 
Yeah, and some towels and a buffet lunch.

Is that a hobby of yours, Underdog, digging holes?

Don't get mad at me just 'cause you were dumb enough to fall for the old Wookiee prisoner gag.

Season 3 Episode 9: Stranger In A Strange Land

Karl: Projects.
Oh, sure! Like the "Steal-A-Kid-Off-A-Raft" project? That was a humdinger!

Karl: Ow! What the hell was that for?
So you'd cowboy up. Crying in the jungle, I thought you people were supposed to be tough.

I've been with a lot of girls, some of them worth the trouble, some not. Every now and again, there's one. One you name dumb stars with.

Karl: You shouldn't fight because you're lucky to be alive.
Golly, I think he's got a point.

Karl: Kill you. "God loves you as he loved Jacob."
Okay, thanks for the input!

Season 3 Episode 10: Tricia Tanaka is Dead

Hurley: Dude, that beer's been sitting there since before Rocky III, maybe even before Rocky II, it's probably poison by now.
Skeletor seems to like it.

Hurley: Dude, you're alive! (He runs up and hugs Sawyer) Alive!
Yeah, yeah, Snuffy, good to see you too.

I'll be damned. You found yourselves a Hippie Car.

Jin: Good see you.
Well, look at that. Somebody's hooked on phonics.

Hurley: Shut up, Red...Neck...Man ...
Touché.

Season 3 Episode 11: Enter 77

Hurley: Look, Dude, all I know is the sky turned purple. After that, I don't ask questions. I just make myself a salad a move on.

Yeah, I can see that's working for you

Nikki: Yeah, but it wasn't really yours to begin with.

A. It was mine when I took it. B. Who the hell are you? And, C. Because I'm fair, I'm gonna let you play me for it.

Ooh, looks like Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon got something good. Lay it on me.

So, you're really the number one draft pick, Grimace?

Get bent, Hugo.

Season 3 Episode 15: Left Behind

My angle is that I got hearts and minds to change. And politics is all about bribes. Since money don't mean squat on this island, I've got to give the people something they like... and people like meat.

Hurley: Don't look at me and pretend we're not talking. I'm not supposed to be here.
Good, then scram!

You know how for three days, ten hours and 15 minutes I ain't allowed to use nicknames?
Hurley: Yeah.
Well, you sir, Hugo, are rotund, annoying, and you're ruining my damn view! How's that for amends?

Hurley: No, but you never did anything good for her either. And have you ever even asked how Aaron is?
Well, I know how he is. He... cries loud and he smells.

I ain't kissing no damn baby.

Season 3 Episode 16: One of Us

Well, if it ain't three men and a baby...I counted Hugo twice.

Season 3 Episode 17: Catch-22

What? My doorbell busted again?

You need me to make you a mix tape?

I thought you said the camera was broken.
Kate: Well, they had another camera.
Perverts.

Hope I'm not interrupting. You two arguing over who's your favorite Other?

If we don't play every 108 minutes, the island is going to explode!

Check out Sawyer's first con, all caught on tape in an Aerosmith video.  Apparently he hadn't figured to use the same angle Mr. Sawyer used yet.  He did still utilize his looks though.

Cryin by Aerosmith

Here's a something I made for all you Sawyer Supporters out there: a card that reminds you what Sawyer would do.

Step 1: Save the picture file to your computer.

Step 2: Print the picture file out.

Step 3: Cut the pic down to its intended premade credit card size (2.25 w by 3.5 h)

Step 4: Paste onto a notecard.

Step 5: Cut the notecard down to size.

Step 6: Insert the card into your wallet and purse.

Step 7: Forget Jiminy Cricket and giving a little whistle.  If you don't know right from wrong (or the urge is very strong), consult the card. 

Judgement day for the LOST triangle has arrived.  According to the issue of TV Guide on your news stands now (I don't know the issue month), on the November 8th episode of LOST Kate will finally choose between the "good doctor" Jack and the "con man" Sawyer.  The episode also features a Kate flashback.

TVGuide.com's blurb for the episode is as follows:

Episode Detail: I Do - Lost
Jack makes a decision regarding Ben's offer; Kate feels helpless when it appears that Pickett (Michael Bowen) will carry out his threat to kill Sawyer; and Locke discovers a hidden message that may help him unlock the secrets of the island.

From the title and second sentence, it's safe to venture that Pickett's beating of Sawyer makes Kate flashback to her illfated marriage she hinted at during the game of I Never.  It doesn't seem possible that she would choose Jack admist this plotline, but with LOST you never know. 

Prepare yourself, Sawyer Supporters.  One of the days we have been waiting for is nearly upon us.

"A guy needs somebody - to be near him. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's he's with you. I tell ya, I tell ya a guy gets too lonely an' he gets sick."

It's from Of Mice and Men.  Don't you read?

Note: This blog is not written by "Sawyer", but the facilitator of "Sawyer's" profile.

Recently a lot of people have been messaging me assuming I am Josh Holloway or accusing me of roleplaying as the character of Sawyer.  I would like to set a few things straight.

I am not Josh Holloway, nor am I in anyway associated with the television show LOST.  I created this profile as an homage to my favorite character of all time in any entertainment form.

My intent is two fold: 

-I wish to do proper justice to the character of Sawyer.  There are many Sawyer profiles out there that simply make him a chauvinist, a redneck, or an otherwise stereotypical jerk.  These are made by fans who cannot see past their first impressions from when Sawyer called Sayid a terrorist.

-I wish to bring people to a better understanding of the character of Sawyer, so they may see him as more than the "jerk" or the "misunderstood rebel"  I believe Sawyer represents a growing number of people in the American population, from the Southerners who constantly get mocked by the mainstream media as being unintelligent to the witty wiseasses who know more than others believe they do.

This profile was the first ever Sawyer profile on MySpace (and the second ever LOST character profile behind the John Locke on this profile's friend's list) and is still the best Sawyer profile.  I endeavor to remain ontop with your help through such concepts as the "Sawyer Supporter's" group, a group to discuss the ins and outs of Sawyer, James Ford, and Sawyer fandom.

Thank you for taking the time to read this message and remember, it's fun to get LOST, but when we open our eyes, we have reality to contend with.