HMMM! THIS VERY SENTENCE APPEARS TO BE A FREE DOWNLOAD LINK TO THE HIGHER QUALITY VERSIONS OF THE VIDEOS JUST BELOW.

WOULDN'T IT BE REALLY COOL INDEED IF EVERYONE WAS SHOWING OFF THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE TO PRACTICALLY EVERYONE ELSE ON
THE PLANET RIGHT NOW. YES INDEED. HMMM.

THIS IS "JUST A SUGGESTION", SINCE THE AIR IN OUR ATMOSPHERE THESE DAYS SEEMS REASONABLY RADIOACTIVE TO ALL LIFE ON THIS PLANET TO ME. "INDEPENDENT THINKING" IS "SUPERIOR THINKING!"


HQ Of TETRAGRAMMATON (Elohim)
Chapter 4: A New Hope !













HQ Of TETRAGRAMMATON (Elohim)
Chapter 5: The Empire Struck Out !!













HQ Of TETRAGRAMMATON (Elohim)
Chapter 6: Return Of The One !!!











HQ Of Tetragrammaton
(Elohim)
Saves Planet Earth !!!!









SNAP
POOF









FLASH
BOOM
AH AH
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!

BOOM STICK!
BOOM STICK!
BOOM!
BOOM! (BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM FLASH)
BOOM! (AH AH)
911TRUTH.ORG IN DA ROOM! (THEY SAVE EVERY 1 OF US)

ZO! "HAR HAR HAR" INDEED!
FOR IT WAS "ALWAYS"...



MERELY "EMPEROR MING'S" EVIL HENCHMEN...
WHO ACTUALLY "DID 9/11" ALL ALONG...



"THE COUNT" SAYS...

3 "LITTLE" BUILDINGS DOWN IN "NY" ON 9/11!
FROM 2! TWO AIRPLANE CRASHES!

MUAH! HA!
HA! HA!

"HEH?" "HAR!" "HEE!" "HAR!



"HUH?"



"Q" TO "THE COUNT" ON SESAME STREET!
HOW MANY "NEW YORK APPLES"
DID "COOKIE MONSTER" EAT?









HMMM...
HMMMM...
HARUMPH!
INDEED!



BUT I WOULD HAVE...
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT!
IF IT WASN'T FOR...
THOSE "ROTTEN" MEDDLESOME KIDS!









AS A MUCH "SMALLER" MONKEY A LONG TIME AGO THERE LADY MONKEYS...

"I JUST BOOGIED ON DOWNTOWN" WHEN I LEARNED...
"HOW TO COUNT TO THREE" THERE LADY HONEY!

I JUST JAMMA THE PINBALL COUNT-A-RAMA EXTRAVAGANZA PRETTY BABIES!



YEAH YEAH...
"WHATEVER" THERE "MING"
SO "PEACE" IT IS...
"TO BE" THEN...

HAH?



Well Then!
COUGH COUGH!
AHEM!
I Guess I'd Better...



HELP "Q" PEACE IT ALL UP...
FOR ALL AH "THEM" DAGNABIT!

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT RABBIT?
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!



NYAH! WHAT'S UP DOC?

SNAP! BAM!
BOOM!




BAR HAR
HAR HAR!

SNAP
POOF

ZO! HAR! HAR! HAR!
As I Was Saying There Jean Luc...

Calling PLANET EARTH!
Your GOOD FRIEND Kermit The Frog
Has Something VERY Important
To SAY To ALL AH YOU Right NOW!
FLASH
BOOM
AH AH
KING OF Impossible!



"Dear Monkeys!
"This Is Very Urgent!"

"Love To All! And To Everyone!"
"Here! On Planet Mother Earth!"
"I Am! And Always!"
"Shall Be!"
"Your Friend!"
"In Time!"
"And Space!"
"Itself!"
"Yours Forever!"
"Kermit The Frog!"

Tada! Case Closed!

Kermit The Frog To Rainbow Warriors! Come In Please!

This Day
You Found It
The Rainbow Connection
The Lovers
The Dreamers
And Me

The Terrible But True Timeless Tales Of...
Ming The Merciless: Ruler Of The Universe!



KLYTUS! I'M BORED...
WHAT SORT OF "PLAYTHING" CAN YOU OFFER ME TODAY?

The 9/11 Conspiracy Proven Beyond The Shadow Of
The Doubt Sire!




SHRUG! HOW BORING!
DON'T THOSE FOOLS KNOW YET BY NOW...
THEY CANNOT POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF?
HAR HAR HAR! PATHETIC EARTHLINGS!




WELL HOW 'BOUT THAT "9/11: TOTAL PROOF THAT BOMBS WERE PLANTED IN THE
BUILDINGS" THEN THERE, SIRE?




YAWN! STRETCH!




FINE THEN YA OLD DEMON! SO! YA REALLY DO "SEEM TO LIKE THAT HOPELESSLY OLD FRIDAY
THE THIRTEENTH DUMB ASS ROUTINE", HUH? FINE THEN! MUCH OBLIGED! HERE'S OVER 13,000 VIDEOS ANALYZING YOUR CONSPIRACY SCAM FROM TOP TO BOTTOM!
"PRETTY NEAT THERE", HUH JETHRO? BAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! SHAZAM. KABLAM. "I REST ENTIRE CASE...YER DISHONOR!" AND DON'T FORGET TO CLOSE THE
CAGE ON YER WAY OUT THE DOOR, HUH BABOONS? "NOW WHO'S THE DEVIL ON THIS HERE PLANET", HUH?




"HAR HAR HAR INDEED." PIECE of CAKE. And they can "EAT IT" right BACK.




Everyone is a god. Didn't you read your bible? Oh...of course you didn't. Otherwise you'd probably know for certain then, wouldn't you?




Maybe you'd even EXPERIENCE things in YOUR fabric of REALITY because of it!




But since you don't KNOW at ALL, nor want to TRY IT OUT for YOURSELF...it looks like you will NEVER KNOW FOR SURE now...will you?




HAR HAR HAR!




Nice Monkey!


I Give You Nice Reward!









Welcome To


New York City Attitude!




HAR HAR HAR!









WHY my KIND of ATTITUDE towards LIFE?


"It's just because I study science!"


Because it happens to be a LOT more PRODUCTIVE...


Than JUST being "a STUPID STUD!"




HAR HAR HAR!




SO MONKEY!


DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR FUTURE KIDS...


IN YOUR DEPLETED URANIUM CONTAMINATED WORLD?


THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT...MONKEY?




I DOUBT IT!


TOO MUCH FOR YOU I THINK!





IMAGES OF YOUR IMMEDIATE FUTURE




THERE'S YOUR FUTURE KIDS LADIES!


"NICE LOOKING" EH?


HAR HAR HAR!


WHY?




HEY GUYS!


IT WAS "ONLY" BECAUSE YOU...


"DECIDED TO GET FRIENDLY"


WITH THIS:





OOH LA LA! COME HERE IF YOU DARE


YOU BIG MAN STUD! KISSY KISSY!




THAT WILL BE "THE ONLY REASON FOR IT..."


IN YOUR ALL TOO NEAR FUTURE!


BECAUSE "ONE OF THEM"


CARRIED "THE URANIUM" INSIDE OF HER!




HO HO HO!




IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE


SHE WAS "WITH" A SOLDIER!


OR BECAUSE SHE WAS "WITH" SOMEONE ELSE!


WHO SCREWED SOMEONE ELSE!




WHO WAS


CONTAMINATED!




DOESN'T MATTER...


REALLY! HAR HAR!




EVENTUALLY TURNING "YOU"


"MORE OR LESS"...INTO THIS:









OH YES! LOTS OF NICE PAINFUL CANCER


EVENTUALLY...DEPENDING UPON...


YOUR VERY OWN!


"INDIVIDUAL PERSONAL LEVEL OF CONTAMINATION!"




OH BOY!


OH JOY!




INCLUDING THOSE LITTLE MONKEYS


WHOSE ONLY CRIME


WAS "BEING BORN"


TO "D.U. CONTAMINATED PEOPLE!"









AND "WHETHER OR NOT" PEOPLE


ARE ACTUALLY "SMART ENOUGH"


TO "WANT TO UNDERSTAND"


THEIR "ALL TOO REAL SURROUNDINGS THESE DAYS?"









SINCE YOUR BASIC "GRADE 8 EARTH SCIENCE" SAYS


"DUST PARTICLES TRAVEL ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD"


THUS...SOMEDAY...A MICROSCOPIC URANIUM PARTICLE


"EVENTUALLY" LODGES ITSELF "IN YOUR BRAIN..."









AND ALL BECAUSE!


YOU "CHOSE" TO "BREATHE THE AIR!"


HOW NICE!


EH MONKEY?




IT WILL "ONLY" CAUSE YOU TO DIE...


"VERY PAINFULLY INDEED!"









COMING SOON!


TO YOUR VERY OWN LIFE!




"COOL"...EH?




AND "ALL TOO SOON" IN YOUR VERY NEAR FUTURE!


WITH NO THANKS TO "ATTITUDE"


AND "MORONS" AND "BRAIN DEAD PEOPLE"


INCLUDING "VIOLENT PEOPLE IN GENERAL"




GOOD FOR YOU!


GOOD FOR YOU INDEED!


YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY!


MAYBE!




BUT MONKEYS TALK TOO MUCH!


NOT LISTEN MUCH!


NICE MONKEY!


PAT PAT!









YAWN!


TAKE CARE MONKEY!


GOTTA GO AND HELP THE OTHER MONKEYS NOW!


MOSTLY THOSE LITTLER MONKEYS WHO WANT IT!




BYE BYE!


THIS SHOULD KEEP YOU HAPPY!









WHILE THE ACTUAL "HUMAN BEINGS" AMONG US ALL!


CONTINUE TO PROTECT ALL THE DUMB MONKEYS!









http://tetragrammaton.u.yuku.com










FEDERATION OF LIGHT - HEADLINE NEWS









The Rainbow Connection

SESAME STREET NEWS....

IN A PLAIN AND UNDISGUISED EFFORT "TO SPEAK TO AMERICANS EVERYWHERE"...

IS THUS SWITCHING TO "THE AMERICAN FORM OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE..."

RIGHT NOW!

HI Y'ALL! THIS HERE'S YER SWAMP FOLK KIN FROM TEXAS! HUH YUCK! HUH YUCK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt6_7MILGJs



"THIS HERE'S" THE RADIATION IN YER AIR, IN YER FOOD, AND IN YER WATER ALL ACROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET NOW! CAN Y'ALL SAY "RADIATION"? I KNEW YOU COULD!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCsPW5cmtM

Depleted Uranium = Gulf War Syndrome



WHY? WELL! IT'S A SHORT STORY NOW, AIN'T IT?

IT'S ALL WITH NO THANKS TO ALL Y'ALL KIN "WHO LIKE TO WORSHIP ALL FORMS OF PENTAGON" AND "DEMONS"!

http://whitehouse.gov
http://www.pentagon.mil

YES MA'AM! ALL YER "BUDDIES" AND "KIN" HAVE PERSONALLY DELIVERED AT LEAST 400,000 ATOMIC BOMBS WORTH OF ALL THET NICE GOOD OL' GLOWIN' AND KILLIN' STUFF TO YER ENTIRE PLANET TO BREATHE FOR THEMSELVES!

THIS HERE SAYS "DEPLETED URANIUM THREATENS WORLD". CAN YA GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS? HUH? CAN YA REALLY? SESAME STREET NEWS ON THE INTERNET WANTS TA KNOW!

GOT YER GEIGER COUNTER HANDY THERE FOLKS? OH. AWFUL SORRY ABOUT ALL THET "LONG WORDS AND STUFF" OUT THERE, ALL YA FELLA HILLBILLIES OUT THERE! I FIGGER MAYBE Y'ALL MIGHT LEARN SOMETHIN 'BOUT THET KINDA STUFF SOMEDAY. MAYBE. BUT WHO CARES RIGHT? YUK! YUK! I GUESS Y'ALL GOTTA SEE MORE KIDS LIKE THIS IN AMERICA SO ALL Y'ALL DUMBER KIN OUT THERE MIGHT UNDERSTAND HOW DEAD THE PLANET IS. HUH. WOULDN'T WANT ALL THE FOLKS BACK HOME TO FEEL LEFT OUT, NOW WOULD WE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgZiuHAm9A



LOOKIT THAT FELLA WHO THINKS HE'S SO SMART! HE'S ABOUT AS SMART AS THOSE ZIONISTS WHO ARE BREATHING ALL THET RADIOACTIVE AIR IN ISRAEL RIGHT NOW! AIN'T THAT NICE, HUH? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THET REALLY MEANS TO Y'ALL THERE, COUSIN JETHRO? HUH YUCK! HUH YUCK! Y'ALL GOTS LOTS AND LOTS OF RADIOACTIVE SEX NOW RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO Y'ALL IN AMERICA NOW! TAKE A GOOD GUESS! DO YA KNOW WHICH ONE OF THEM "FRIENDS" OF YERS HAS "GOT THE RADIOACTIVE BOOTY AND GLOW INSIDE THEM" THESE DAYS? HAR! HAR! HYUK! HYUK! WHO KNOWS REALLY? THAT'S PRETTY "RAD" SEX THESE DAYS IN AMERICA HUH? HYUK! HYUK!

INTRODUCING THE BRAND NEW GAME ON PLANET EARTH: "SEX IN AMERICA" - THE ULTIMATE BRAND NEW LOTTERY GAME IN WHICH YOU GET TO DIE AND HAVE MUTATED KIDS, ALL DUE TO YER VERY OWN SENSE OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION!

AREN'T YA JUST ITCHIN TO GET TO KNOW "THAT GOOD LOOKIN FRIEND" OF YERS MORE INTIMATELY NOW, HUH? HOW'S THAT AIR AND FOOD AND WATER "DOWN THERE" IN AMERICA? HUH! IT'S "ALL GETTIN' JUST AS RADIOACTIVE AS THE REST OF THE WORLD'S"...AIN'T IT?

http://youtube.com/results?search_query=depleted+uranium&search=

ALL OF IT JUST MEANS Y'ALL GOING TO BE DEAD VERY SHORTLY ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET NOW! YUK! YUK! YUK! SO WHY DON'T Y'ALL "SMART FOLKS" ASK YER RADIOACTIVE KIDS WHAT THEY THINK 'BOUT THET NOW, HUH?

AIN'T IT COOL TO HAVE SEX IN THIS DAY AND AGE, HUH?

THIS HERE'S BEEN A MESSAGE FROM KERMIT THE FROG OF SESAME STREET NEWS, "STILL ATTEMPTIN' TO EDUCATIN' THE OL' FOLKS OF AMERICA!" Y'ALL "MIGHTY FINE" INDEED!




THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM KERMIT THE FROG'S RAINBOW CONNECTION 1-2-3 MUPPET NEWS TEAM...

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=iamtheoneandonlyq

AND...

PEACE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM EXTINCTION

http://tetragrammaton.u.yuku.com

Q (cough cough cough ahem)

SNAP
POOF

SUMMON THE Q CONTINUUM

PART ZERO:



PART FOUR:



PART FIVE:



PART SIX:



NOW ALL OF YOU GET TO BE
"PART SEVEN"
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE THERE FOLKS?
"HELL?" OR "HEAVEN?"

SO THERE IT IS.

AN "ALL IN ONE STOP" KINDERGARTEN LEVEL TIMELINE RESOURCE AND SOLUTIONS BASE SO THAT ALL OF US CAN GET ON WITH SAVING THIS MONKEY HUMAN RACE, ASSUMING THERE IS GRAY MATTER LEFT IN THE HUMAN POPULATION SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN THIS UNIVERSE?

THAT IS...
IF ANY OF THE MONKEYS OUT THERE CAN ASK THEMSELVES...

"WHAT IS IT TO BE, ONE AND ALL OUT THERE?
DOES THOU FEEL LIKE SAVING YOUR WORLD...YET?"

OR WOULD THOU MAJESTIES
CHOOSEST TO SIMPLY REMAIN THUS

THROUGH THE WILLING SELF-EXTINCTION...
OF YOUR VERY OWN CHILDREN'S FUTURE ON THIS PLANET!?

THEN QUITE...
FRANKLY!

"THEN THUS TO THINE OWN FATE!
YOU WILL THUS NOW CREATE FOR YOURSELVES!"

IT'S JUST THE TRUTH NOW!
SO WHAT THE HECK EVER!
ALL OF YOU MUPPETS OUT THERE!
SO "GUESS WHAT" NOW!

YOU ARE ALL!
OFFICIALLY PROMOTED TO!
GOD!
NOW!

SO WHAT GOD WANTS!
GOD NOW ACTUALLY GETS!

IT'S YOUR LIFE!
YOUR EARTH!
AND YOUR...
ONLY UNIVERSE!

"SO WHATEVER...HUH?" THERE MONKEY?
"WE WANT BANANAS, HUH?" RIGHT!
IF THAT IS REALLY AND TRULY
WHO ALL OF YOU REALLY ARE...

RIGHT IN THE HERE!
AND IN THE NOW OF TODAY!

TOWARDS ALL OF US
KIDS AND CHILDREN!
WHO ALL GREW UP VERY WISE INDEED HERE!
"ON THIS HERE PLANET MOTHER EARTH!"

WE WHO PLAINLY THOUGHT!
AND THUS "PLAINLY KNEW" INDEED!

1) "THAT DUMB COYOTE!"
2) AND "THAT ENTIRE DUMB STAR WARS EMPIRE!"

WERE ALWAYS REALLY STUPID!
IN DEED!



NOW DO ANY OF THE MONKEYS OUT THERE...
ACTUALLY "REMEMBER" WHICH "SIDE"!
ALWAYS WENT!
"KA FREACKIN BOOM?"



AT THE VERY END....
OF EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN COYOTE STORY!
THAT EVER EXISTED!
ON "THIS HERE PLANET EARTH?"



HUH?
ANY MONKEYS STILL NOT CAPEESH?



THIS IS NOW THE LITERAL TRUTH!
FOR WHAT
"IT TRULY IS THESE DAYS"
FOR ALL OF US...

Another Lovely Day begins,
for ghosts and ghouls
"With greenish skin!"

So Close Your Eyes,
And You Will Find...
THAT You've Arrived in FRIGHTENSTEIN !!!

Perhaps THE COUNT will find a way...
To make his MONSTER WORK today!
For if he solves this "MONSTER-MANIA"...
He can return to TRANSYLVANIA !!!!

So Welcome To Where...
"The Sun Don't Shine..."
To The Castle Of
COUNT FRIGHTENSTEIN !!!

"MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!"



YEAH ALL OF THAT PRETTY MUCH
SUMS UP "LIFE ITSELF IN AMERICA"
THESE FREAKIN DAYS...
AS IN "RIGHT FREAKIN NOW!"



THIS IS FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE CONSIDERATION!
"ON THIS HERE PLANET EARTH!"



PEACE?

Over 13,000 Videos Analyzing The 9/11 Conspiracy...

OR BOOM?

<br>
YOUR CHOICE CONTINUUM!



THE ANSWER ALWAYS "WAS..."



"PEACE" AND "LOVE"



YOURS IN TIME AND SPACE...

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=iamtheoneandonlyq

KERMIT THE FROG AND HQ

http://myspace.com/kermitthefreakedoutfrog
http://tetragrammaton.u.yuku.com

Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood?
The People That You Meet EACH DAAAAAAY......



Looks Like They All Need Some HELP
In Some KINDA WAY....
HMMMM.
I WONDER IF THE COOKIE MONSTER....

HAS BEEN EATING
FAR TOO MANY COOKIES AGAIN?
WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME!
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME ON SESAME STREET!

HEROES CHARGE INTO THE FIRE
WHILE "WHO" STAYS "BEHIND"?
HMMMM!
HAR HAR HAR!

NOW I KNOW COOKIE MONSTER
EATS TOO MANY COOKIES ALL THE TIME.
SURE. BUT I OFTEN WONDER...
DID HE EVER BITE INTO ONE TOO MANY APPLES?

LET'S FIND OUT....
SHALL WE?

KERMIT TO THE AMAZING COUNT ON SESAME STREET!
COME IN "AMAZING" COUNT!

KERMIT TO THE COUNT
ON SESAME STREET...
HOW MANY "NEW YORK APPLES"
DID "COOKIE MONSTER" EAT?



http://tetragrammaton.u.yuku.com

Q TO USS ENTERPRISE!
COME IN PLEASE!



http://myspace.com/kermitthefreakedoutfrog
SAYS HELLO!
PERHAPS THERE'S SOMETHING...
YOU SHOULD KNOW!

PRAM = (P)ERMANENTLY (R)ADIOACTIVE (A)MERICAN (M)ILITARY
PRAM = (P)OISONED (R)ADIOACTIVE (A)MERICAN (M)ILITARY

EITHER WAY...
"IT'S A SELF-INFLICTED PROBLEM"

...AIN'T IT?

Q: "SMART OR DUMB?"
A: "AIN'T IT OBVIOUS?"



LOVE....
KERMIT THE FREAKED OUT FROG
SESAME STREET NEWS
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=iamtheoneandonlyq

COMING "ANYTIME SOON"
TO "PRACTICALLY ANY SCREEN"
YOU MIGHT "PRACTICALLY
WANT" "TO HAVE NEAR YOU"

http://www.bestsharing.com/f/Klv9hVt278625

FROM: KERMIT THE FROG
TO: ENTIRE PLANET

Not "MY FRIEND" Anymore...

HUH?

THEN YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY NEVER
A FRIEND TO THE CHILDREN TO BEGIN WITH!
BUT I AM A FRIEND TO ALL OF THE CHILDREN!
BY "SHEEEEEER SIMPLE CONTRAST."

THIS KERMIT ASKS YOU
A VERY DIRECT QUESTION:

PRECISELY...

"WHOSE CHILD
ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET
ARE YOU ACTUALLY BEING
A FRIEND TO RIGHT NOW?"

SOMEONE IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE, INDEED!
HOW DARE A MUPPET LIKE ME CONDEMN SACRED COWS!
OR QUESTION "PEOPLE'S ENTIRE MORALITY", HUH?
OR "ONE'S ENTIRE RESOLVE TO ACTUALLY BE THAT GOOD INDIVIDUAL!"

FOR THAT MATTER!
DIRECTLY IN THE FACE!
OF THE ACTUAL!
AND REAL TRUTH ITSELF!

HQ To Moonbase Alpha Calling Voyager One Omega!



IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN MORALLY
WALK AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS...
THEN ALL I CAN SAY
TO YOU NOW IS THIS:

"GOOD LUCK" EVEN "THINKING"
ABOUT WATCHING ANY KIND OF
"FOND CHILDHOOD LEVEL PROGRAM EVER AGAIN"
WITHOUT THESE VERY WORDS HAUNTING YOU FOREVER.



IF YOU ARE NOT "THE TRUTH" ITSELF!
THEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY "THE LIE!"



IT IS SIMPLY "THE TRUTH!"
AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!

"This Here Video" Sincerely Represents
"Every Single Person's Wish For Themselves" Except "Whom?"



NEVER FORGET THESE WORDS!
EVER AGAIN!
YOU COMPLETE!
BUT PAINFULLY TOTAL HYPOCRITE!

YOU WANT "HELP" NOW?
THEN "HELP YOUR SELF" NOW!

http://furl.net/members/hqda

THAT'S YOUR ENTIRE REALITY!
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH!

SO SAYS...
THIS KERMIT THE FROG!!

http://tetragrammaton.u.yuku.com

THIS LITTLE DIATRIBE REPRESENTS...
THE FUTURE OF ALL CHILDREN'S PRIMERS
WITH RESPECT TO THE SUBJECT OF:

FREE ENERGY

GRADE ONE

DR. ZEUS PRESENTS:
NIKOLA TESLA
WIZARD OF MAGIC AND WISDOM

Look!
Look Mighty Wizard!
See Him SHOOT Lightning Balls!
Across Entire Rooms!
WOW!
NEAT!
Then!
Then Tesla Remembered!
Crystal Radios Derived Current From EM Spectrum!
WOW!

Why Not...
Redesign a Crystal Radio Circuit...
To Derive Current...
FROM THE TOTAL EM SPECTRUM!?

Add Antenna!
Add More Antennas!

WOW!

Must Add Tesla Coil!

More!
COOL.
Hmmmm!
Turn It On?

It Stays On?

WOW!

Power Runs Forever!

Runs My Car!
Runs My House!
Runs Everything!

COOL!

Why Use Anything Else?


GRADE TWO

FOR THOSE WHO ARE ACTUALLY
CURIOUS BEYOND "GRADE ONE"
WHICH "DOES IT ALL" FOR ME...
MAN!

SO I'LL LEAVE IT TO MERLIN HERE...

PROFESSOR MERLIN SAYS:

"MAGNETISM IS YOUR FRIEND"

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE...
BABYCAKES...

Professor Merlin Says:

"It's Time To Test The Students Out There!"

Here's a Common Magic Recipe For Your Consideration:

"A Magnetic Motor That Runs Forever"

And YOU get to build it, using your own imagination and personal sense of design!  Oh boy oh boy!

Wheels can be made to rotate forever at very high power using the following ingredients:

- A Wheel Design
- Lots of Magnets or Bar Magnets
- The Principle of "Magnetic Repulsion"
- Anti-Magnetic Shielding
- Clockwork Type Mechanisms
   (or pistons, or "otherwise" at the students option)

Note:

A Highly Creative Student will find the most Elementary Method to make the "Bar Magnet Design" create a highly simple magnetic field in which the wheel spins and "floats" in midair...with only "air friction" to deal with inside of any atmospheric environment, such as Earth or Bellona.

With magnets and magnetic shielding properly timed in perfect synchronicity...as the wheel spins round and round, faster and faster...you should be able to make a bicycle that runs at 400 mph.

Although I'm not certain you'd want to try riding it.