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Thursday, May 14, 2009 

Category: News and Politics
As Americans we've have had it drilled into our heads that there are only three kinds of economic models:

Capitalism: Which we've been been Pavlovianly conditioned to accept as “the best, most productive and most democratic economic system ever devised. (The current meltdown we are assured is the simply that exception that proves this rule.)

Communism: Which has repeatedly proven itself the least inefficient and least productive economic system ever devised by man,

Socialism: Which fans of unfettered capitalism assure us is simply communism in a dress.


I only bring this up because today the Republican National Committee, meeting in a spider hole somewhere where they will, in the next few days, demand that the Democratic Party rename itself the, Democrat-Socialist Party.

Well, most of Europe is run by “Social Democrats;” and they seem to doing okay. I mean, no one is doing great these days, but at least Europeans don't have to worry about being unemployed AND uninsured.

But if the RNC wants to make it's case against the Democrats socialist tendencies, they first have to make a better case for their unfettered capitalist tendencies. Is pure capitalism really all that efficient? And if so, at what human costs are these “efficiencies” attained?

Fortunately history provides report card on American capitalism. And, if it were, say a bus, that broke down every 20 miles or so and left its passengers to hoof it into town, I suspect we'd of replaced this thing with something more efficient a long time ago. Here's that report card:

October 12, 1837 - The Panic of 1837 (sparked by over-extended credit/defaults.) The House sanctioned the use of Treasury notes for a bailout, provided that they didn't exceed $10 million; Congress's efforts to stabilize the nation's currency failed to lift the depression which lasted seven years.

August 24, 1857 – Panic spared by the failure of New York branch of the Ohio Life Insurance and Trust Company which had loaned $5 million to railroad builders, had been swindled out of millions by the manager of its New York branch and was unable to pay extensive debt to Eastern bankers.

September 24, 1869 - "Black Friday" crash of gold prices as Grant administration foiled attempts by financiers Jay Gould and James Fisk try to corner the gold market. Several brokerage firms went  bankrupt; national economy was severely disrupted for months.

September 18, 1873 – The Panic of 1873 began with collapse of Jay Cooke and Co., one of the country's most reputable brokerage houses of it's time, known as the "financier of the Civil War.” The Panic of 1873 exposed over-speculation which continued to wreak havoc on the nation's economy for months. The New York Stock Exchange closed for ten days to wait out the worst of the crisis. The secretary of the Treasury pumped $26 million of new currency into the economy, swelled the amount of paper money in circulation to $382 million. Panic did not subside, economy continued its slump through the end of the decade.

May 5, 1893 – Panic was once again sparked due to reckless speculation and over-leveraging. Panic swept the New York Stock Exchange and the stock market crashed; by year's end the country was in a severe depression.

November 9, 1903 - Panic of 1903 (known as the "Rich Man's Panic") reached its low; Dow dropped to 42.15; stocks of industrial companies fell to single-digit prices; fiscal crisis dragged on for the rest of the year, took severe toll on banks, many steel and iron producers.

October 1, 1907 - The nation plunged into the Panic of 1907 which lasted for a year – sparked by a run on Knickerbocker Trust in New York, which lacked resources to pay out to the demanding public, ultimately toppled the economy; President Roosevelt enlisted the aid of his one-time enemy, financier J.P. Morgan, who capitalized on his considerable reputation to borrow $1 million in gold from European countries. Outside U. S. Subtreasury building at Wall and Broad St. in October 1907

October 24, 1929 - "Black Thursday:' stock prices plummeted, a record  12,894,650 shares traded on the New York Stock Exchange Followed by "Black Tuesday" the markets tanked. Thousands of investors were wiped out as America's Great Depression began; 1932 - stocks were worth only about 20 percent of their value in the summer of 1929; 1933, nearly half of America's banks had failed, and unemployment was approaching 15 million people, or 30 percent of the workforce.

1985-89 - The Savings and Loan collapse... $167 billion in federal bailouts required.

October 19, 1987 - The stock market crashed as the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 508 points, or 22.6 percent in value - its biggest-ever percentage drop; inflation and rising interest rates, the announcement of a surprisingly steep trade deficit and news of an American attack against Iran were both blamed for Wall Street's woes.

1998 – The Long-Term Capital Management failure.  The Fed had to  intervene to avoid sparking a worldwide panic over the condition of giant hedge fund companies like LTCM.

2000 – The Dot.com bubble crash

2007 – The housing bubble crash

2008 – The “Toxic Assets, Market Crash


Anyway, that's what the history books say. I don't cook it, I just serve it.

One final thing. If you want a taste of just how bizarre the RNC's demand the DNC change it's name really is, just watch this short video.




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Saturday, March 21, 2009 

Category: Religion and Philosophy

By
Michael Spencer, Christian Science Monitor. Posted March 20, 2009

A "postevangelical" predicts the coming of an anti-Christian era that
will fundamentally alter the religious and cultural environment.

Editor’s note: Over the years, we've run dozens of pieces
dissecting the influence of the evangelical Christian movement on
American political culture. Most have been critical of its influence --
its leaders' desire to destroy the wall between church and state and
turn the U.S. into a "Christian state" -- and virtually all have been
written by analysts outside the movement. The piece that follows is a
departure. Written by Michael Spencer, who describes himself as "a
postevangelical reformation Christian in search of a Jesus-shaped
spirituality," this essay, which was adapted from a series on his blog,
InternetMonk.com, is from the perspective of an insider, a "true believer." We hope you’ll find Spencer’s take informative.


We
are on the verge -- within 10 years -- of a major collapse of
evangelical Christianity. This breakdown will follow the deterioration
of the mainline Protestant world and it will fundamentally alter the
religious and cultural environment in the West.Within two
generations, evangelicalism will be a house deserted of half its
occupants. (Between 25 and 35 percent of Americans today are
Evangelicals.) In the "Protestant" 20th century, Evangelicals
flourished. But they will soon be living in a very secular and
religiously antagonistic 21st century.This collapse will herald
the arrival of an anti-Christian chapter of the post-Christian West.
Intolerance of Christianity will rise to levels many of us have not
believed possible in our lifetimes, and public policy will become
hostile toward evangelical Christianity, seeing it as the opponent of
the common good.Millions of Evangelicals will quit. Thousands of
ministries will end. Christian media will be reduced, if not
eliminated. Many Christian schools will go into rapid decline. I'm
convinced the grace and mission of God will reach to the ends of the
earth. But the end of evangelicalism as we know it is close.

Why is this going to happen?1.
Evangelicals have identified their movement with the culture war and
with political conservatism. This will prove to be a very costly
mistake. Evangelicals will increasingly be seen as a threat to cultural
progress. Public leaders will consider us bad for America, bad for
education, bad for children, and bad for society.The evangelical
investment in moral, social, and political issues has depleted our
resources and exposed our weaknesses. Being against gay marriage and
being rhetorically pro-life will not make up for the fact that massive
majorities of Evangelicals can't articulate the Gospel with any
coherence. We fell for the trap of believing in a cause more than a faith.2.
We Evangelicals have failed to pass on to our young people an orthodox
form of faith that can take root and survive the secular onslaught.
Ironically, the billions of dollars we've spent on youth ministers,
Christian music, publishing, and media has produced a culture of young
Christians who know next to nothing about their own faith except how
they feel about it. Our young people have deep beliefs about the
culture war, but do not know why they should obey scripture, the
essentials of theology, or the experience of spiritual discipline and
community. Coming generations of Christians are going to be
monumentally ignorant and unprepared for culture-wide pressures.3.
There are three kinds of evangelical churches today: consumer-driven
megachurches, dying churches, and new churches whose future is fragile.
Denominations will shrink, even vanish, while fewer and fewer
evangelical churches will survive and thrive.4. Despite some
very successful developments in the past 25 years, Christian education
has not produced a product that can withstand the rising tide of
secularism. Evangelicalism has used its educational system primarily to
staff its own needs and talk to itself.5. The confrontation
between cultural secularism and the faith at the core of evangelical
efforts to "do good" is rapidly approaching. We will soon see that the
good Evangelicals want to do will be viewed as bad by so many, and much
of that work will not be done. Look for ministries to take on a less
and less distinctively Christian face in order to survive.6.
Even in areas where Evangelicals imagine themselves strong (like the
Bible Belt), we will find a great inability to pass on to our children
a vital evangelical confidence in the Bible and the importance of the
faith.7. The money will dry up.

What will be left?
Expect evangelicalism to look more like the pragmatic, therapeutic,
church-growth oriented megachurches that have defined success. Emphasis
will shift from doctrine to relevance, motivation, and personal success
-- resulting in churches further compromised and weakened in their
ability to pass on the faith.• Two of the beneficiaries will be
the Roman Catholic and Orthodox communions. Evangelicals have been
entering these churches in recent decades and that trend will continue,
with more efforts aimed at the "conversion" of Evangelicals to the
Catholic and Orthodox traditions.• A small band will work hard
to rescue the movement from its demise through theological renewal.
This is an attractive, innovative, and tireless community with
outstanding media, publishing, and leadership development. Nonetheless,
I believe the coming evangelical collapse will not result in a second
reformation, though it may result in benefits for many churches and the
beginnings of new churches.• The emerging church will largely
vanish from the evangelical landscape, becoming part of the small
segment of progressive mainline Protestants that remain true to the
liberal vision.• Aggressively evangelistic fundamentalist churches will begin to disappear.•
Charismatic-Pentecostal Christianity will become the majority report in
evangelicalism. Can this community withstand heresy, relativism, and
confusion? To do so, it must make a priority of biblical authority,
responsible leadership, and a reemergence of orthodoxy.•
Evangelicalism needs a "rescue mission" from the world Christian
community. It is time for missionaries to come to America from Asia and
Africa. Will they come? Will they be able to bring to our culture a
more vital form of Christianity?• Expect a fragmented response
to the culture war. Some Evangelicals will work to create their own
countercultures, rather than try to change the culture at large. Some
will continue to see conservatism and Christianity through one lens and
will engage the culture war much as before -- a status quo the media
will be all too happy to perpetuate. A significant number, however, may
give up political engagement for a discipleship of deeper impact.Is all of this a bad thing? Evangelicalism doesn't need a bailout. Much of it needs a funeral. But what about what remains?Is
it a good thing that denominations are going to become largely
irrelevant? Only if the networks that replace them are able to marshal
resources, training, and vision to the mission field and into the
planting and equipping of churches.Is it a good thing that many
marginal believers will depart? Possibly, if churches begin and
continue the work of renewing serious church membership. We must change
the conversation from the maintenance of traditional churches to
developing new and culturally appropriate ones.The ascendency of
Charismatic-Pentecostal-influenced worship around the world can be a
major positive for the evangelical movement if reformation can reach
those churches and if it is joined with the calling, training, and
mentoring of leaders. If American churches come under more of the
influence of the movement of the Holy Spirit in Africa and Asia, this
will be a good thing.Will the evangelicalizing of Catholic and
Orthodox communions be a good development? One can hope for greater
unity and appreciation, but the history of these developments seems to
be much more about a renewed vigor to "evangelize" Protestantism in the
name of unity.Will the coming collapse get Evangelicals past the
pragmatism and shallowness that has brought about the loss of substance
and power? Probably not. The purveyors of the evangelical circus will
be in fine form, selling their wares as the promised solution to every
church's problems. I expect the landscape of megachurch vacuity to be
around for a very long time.Will it shake lose the prosperity
Gospel from its parasitical place on the evangelical body of Christ?
Evidence from similar periods is not encouraging. American Christians
seldom seem to be able to separate their theology from an overall idea
of personal affluence and success.The loss of their political
clout may impel many Evangelicals to reconsider the wisdom of trying to
create a "godly society." That doesn't mean they'll focus solely on
saving souls, but the increasing concern will be how to keep secularism
out of church, not stop it altogether. The integrity of the church as a
countercultural movement with a message of "empire subversion" will
increasingly replace a message of cultural and political entitlement.Despite
all of these challenges, it is impossible not to be hopeful. As one
commenter has already said, "Christianity loves a crumbling empire."We
can rejoice that in the ruins, new forms of Christian vitality and
ministry will be born. I expect to see a vital and growing house church
movement. This cannot help but be good for an evangelicalism that has
made buildings, numbers, and paid staff its drugs for half a century.We
need new evangelicalism that learns from the past and listens more
carefully to what God says about being His people in the midst of a
powerful, idolatrous culture.I'm not a prophet. My view of
evangelicalism is not authoritative or infallible. I am certainly wrong
in some of these predictions. But is there anyone who is observing
evangelicalism in these times who does not sense that the future of our
movement holds many dangers and much potential?


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Monday, November 24, 2008 

Category: News and Politics

Making the best of a slow apocalypse

By Joe Bageant

Joebar We just concluded an election in which both parties talked about hope, one more so than the other. Hope, that murky, undefined belief that some unknown force, perhaps Jesus, or modern science, or some great political leader, or other -- as yet unknown force -- will reverse our national or personal condition ... will deliver us from what every bit of evidence indicates is irreversible, if not politically, then ecologically: Decline and eventual collapse. There is quite a difference between hope and understanding the facts, then holding justified optimism. Hope is magical thinking, a sucker's game. Politicians the world 'round fully understand this.

Consequently, we go into a new year with millions of Americans still clinging to The Audacity of Hope. And we do so because we are victims of learned helplessness, learned from the cradle as it is rocked by the foot of the Capitalist consumer state. Sure we can hope for movement away from domination of the weak by the arrogant, away from ecocide and genocide toward a better world. What the hell, hope is one of the few free activities in this society. We don't even have to put down the remote and get off our asses to do it. In fact, its delivered through television.

But the fact is that when we encounter in-the-flesh examples of any merciful movement -- even through television -- we blanch and erect a wall of denial and excuses for our refusal to support that thing. Consider how the American public and the media (is there a difference?) responded to Rachel Corrie, who willingly died under the Israeli bulldozer protecting the home of a non-partisan Palestinian village doctor. The U.S. media all but ignored her. What few of the public knew of Cory's sacrifice were at first nonplussed, then deemed it a bizarre and stupid act. But even most Americans who did know joined the Larry Kings of the world in backhandedly mocking her. Moral conviction scares the hell out of us. Hope is effortless.

Thus, hope is still the order of the day. Obama's election will keep millions of American liberals and much of the world deliriously happy for a time to come. And to some degree at least, Obama's victory is a national rejection of the phony and expensive war on terror. Which is not a step forward, but rather a partial recovery from the immense and spectral folly of our needless warmaking -- recovery of one small bit of the vast ground we have lost ... or simply the next thing to do, now that we have tortured, terrified and leveled an entire people for the hell of it. Take your pick. But at some point we will have to cease thinking like children politically, grow up and personally accept responsibility, if we are to rescue our republic from ourselves.

Meanwhile, Obama takes charge of a bankrupt nation collapsing under late stage capitalism. "Not good, say Chief Thunderthud! White man manage to fuck up even under good presidents." Right chief. Indeed, there are many destructive forces far larger and more longstanding than a president and his powers. We can start with Congress. But our planetary ecocide probably trumps Congress.

Now if you will allow me a temporary lapse into theological seizure here: When it comes to those larger forces at play, none is larger and more enduring than the spirit, regardless of whether you call its presence God, the laws of physics, eternity, the Buddhist "great void," or the governing principle of the universe.  And it is mature and ever greater truth-seeking that connects us with that force -- not hoping someone else, an Obama perhaps, is connected to it, and will exercise it toward the common good.

Common good

Most Americans, regardless of their political leanings or religion, would not recognize the common good if it bit 'em in the ass. We have no genuine concept of common good. We really don't. Toqueville observed that 170 years ago. He said that in America, no man owes another man anything. Nor is he owed by any other man. Where does that leave any movement toward the common weal requiring the cooperative efforts of more than one man?

We all know the answer -- The Gubbyment. Which leaves the common good to greaseball politicos, banking and mortgage sharks, and a private cartel of behind-the-scenes hustlers called the Fed. Nevertheless, we have lived under the myth of rugged individualism so long we think we are in charge of our destiny -- which in our utterly monetized American system, means our financial fate. No matter that we let unseen elites own and manage our hard-earned dough over quail and cognac on the 45th floor. They're of the sort who know what's best. You can tell them by their arrogance and their good looking trophy wives. And by their big limos. Americans know the superior man when they see it.

Meanwhile, thanks to the doctrine of no man owing anything to any other, this doctrine of not being our brother's keeper in any important way, we are left with the social ethic of "every man for himself. Damned all social taxes and collective effort, I'll claw down my own share, and let the devil take the hindmost. Hell, maybe I'll even end up there on the 45th floor among the quail eaters with a blonde waiting in the sack. Land of boundless opportunity, right?"

Or on a more mundane level, as countless Americans have told me, "Why should I pay for someone else's health care? Let them buy their own, just like I did."

Consequently, we've not had universal health care for the common good. We have never enjoyed the benefit of universal higher education, because collectively we cannot agree that it is in the common good for all citizens to be equally free from ignorance. We pay the price of that at every turn … in the lack of nuance in the national character, in the childlike and clichéd thinking of our electorate, in our satisfaction with a deluge of technological toys instead of meaningful work and leisure, or intellectual and spiritual substance. Nor is there assured food and shelter for the poorest among us, despite that it is in the common good that all children be raised in a secure environment … because over generations that produces an ever nobler community and nation. "Each generation better than the last," as the saying goes.

Now, that is moreover a pretty good description of the American Dream, at least as it regards fairness and justice. And halting as it has been, we have made progress in fairness and justice -- civil rights and women's suffrage being two examples. And we could have achieved more, had we been fixed upon the most fundamental sense of what is just. We did that collectively as American citizens.

But conceiving of one's self as a citizen of our republic is the poorest way to do so, given that it acknowledges us more as property of the state than of the planet. Especially considering that we have a far larger responsibility to our common planetary home than to any armed and squabbling, ambitious nation state. That we managed to overcome such obvious inequities as slavery and the oppression of women is no great accomplishment at all. Just two small acknowledgments of justness. Yet we wallow in those small expressions of human and national decency as if the advancement of humanity were all but accomplished (one more civil rights documentary rammed down my throat and I'm gonna drive over to PBS offices in D.C. and shoot out their latte machine).

At any rate, once we made these advances, we felt free to haul off and kill as much of humanity as we deemed necessary to keep the oil flowing and our capitalist masters in a permanent state of dominance and caviar flatulence. We'd banned slavery and let women vote for the same scallywags as men. Lettin' the queers get hitched however, is one we're gonna have to think over for a while Hoss, because there's still political mileage in being agin' it!

Still, despite our sorry-assed condition as a citizenry, as individuals every one of us can recognize what is just and right. In fact, when it comes to the private, inward self, it is harder to avoid fairness than it is to justify unfairness, though we manage to. Regardless of our deformation by capitalism's relentlessness, and its accompanying materialistic mediocrity, we know there's such a thing as balance, such a thing as justness, and equity for all people, however much we refuse to acknowledge it. This, thanks to the "eternal scales" inside us all. And the fulcrum of these scales, this always-present, wordless inner preference, if not action, toward just balance, is, I believe, the spirit.

A common grave

Scientists may yet reduce all human behavior, thought and emotion to neurochemistry. That's their bag -- reducing the universe to impressive displays of tinker toydom so The Discovery Channel will have grist. But the most sublime expression of humankind is nevertheless more than the sum of its parts and must be called spiritual. I don't have any lofty language to explain that. I'm as "ignernt as the next feller," as my old man used to say. Either we can feel, or can learn to feel the common soul … that essence coursing in all sentient things (and I for one, include trees, rivers, amoeba and the atmosphere in the count) and feel joy and unity in that, or we cannot. Either compassion enters our awareness and experiential reality through suffering and contemplation of the suffering of others … or it does not. Either way, it would seem incumbent upon each of us to try to bring about a world in which compassion occurs for the maximum number of our fellow men. Given that we all share a common grave, compassionate action may well be the only human action of any value. Compassion for all living things on a living planet. In that resides the equilibrium of the world.

Not that we're ever gonna see equilibrium in the world. Or even come close. The ungilded truth is that the planet, at least as regards its sustenance of mankind and thousands of other species, is irredeemably fucked. Toast. And we cannot fix it, only slow down the inevitable, and hopefully settle out at some level which, though desolate by today's standards, we are still in a breathing and shitting state of existence.

To actually grasp catastrophe on this order of magnitude leaves us numb with shock. Or sends us in search of some better notion of our destiny than Mother Nature flushing humankind down the crapper. "What the hell, bitch? Don't you know we are made in the image of God!" "Which one?" Mother Nature cackles, then reaches for the lever. "But wait, wait! I'm gonna make better consumer choices from now on."

"Oh spare me!" moans the grand dame of the trees and waters.

"Consuming was the problem, dickhead."

Nonetheless, there will be a helluva lot more consuming, this time centered around consuming "consumer alternatives," such as burning of corn in vehicles and "Going green with Monsanto!" before our folly is complete. I see that now even our dogs can "eat green," though I doubt they like it much.

Most people reading this understand that we can never again be what we once were… a civilization occupying a relative material paradise through a danse macabre of unsustainable growth through resource depletion. So no matter how much we hear about political change, no politician can save us.  Because no presidential candidate can run on the promise that "If we do everything just right, pull in our belts and sacrifice, we can at best be a Second World nation in fifty years, providing we don't mind the lack of oxygen and a few cancers here and there."

Still, there is choice available, even a superior choice: Accept the truth and act upon it. We can at the very least say no to scorched babies in Iraq. We can refuse to participate in a dead society gone shopping. That in itself can be called embracing the spirit. It won't accomplish shit, but it is nevertheless the right thing to do. Because it's the only just thing left to do. Too late, for sure, but better than remaining a dysfunctional moral cretin. My inner scales tell me so.

As long as we are cataloguing pointless acts of moral common sense, we may as well turn off PBS's Nova for a while. Realize the limits of technology and quit looking for more techno solutions to what technology itself hath wrought. All the green energy sources and eating right cannot repair what has been irretrievably ruined. Species gluttony is nearly over and we've eaten the flesh of the earth and pissed upon its bones. Not because we are cruel by nature -- though a case might be made for stupidity -- but because we took the existence of individual consciousness to mean that each of us is some unique center of the world, acquisitive and deserving of all things. One brand of this collective hallucination, although there are others, is called American exceptionalism. And we can get away with that game as long as the oil and the entertainment last. Which looks to be about another half hour.

A simple life

You might be thinking: If those are the facts and there's really little I can do, why not just indulge myself and enjoy the life I have left? Sit and order a pizza? Well, those are the facts. And most people choose to do just that. So do I sometimes. Fortunately or unfortunately, my sense of indulgence is so repulsive it scares even me back onto the path.

Living more simply is a prerequisite to right action -- but it's no solution at all. Making the world a slightly less bad place than before is fine, but no solution. The problem is too far out of hand now. "Solutions," are over too. I'm sure by now, assuming you got this far, you're thinking, Bageant, you're a negative, gin-addled old toad. So be it.

But you might also ask, "Now that you've eliminated all hope in this screed, what does one do about all this? I'm sure that what you're gonna' suggest will be unpleasant as hell, and if it involves enemas or rubber gags and leather straps, I ain't gonna play." But to humor you, I'll ask, "Do I renounce materialism or what?

My own wife asks me this shit, so I think that's a fair question. And a fair answer is: "I don't know." But I do know what has worked for me. And since we are all arguably of the same species (I have my doubts about Adam Sandler fans and Dick Cheney) obviously at the very least, consumer renunciation is called for, strivance for a genuinely simple and essential life. Which is completely impossible in this country. But we can and should try.

In the big picture though, consumerism was never the problem. Capitalism was. And it still is. Conumerism is merely the way workers are compensated for the general shittiness of their lives. It seems to have worked. Thus, my urge to get on the public address system at the NASCAR Talledaga run and scream: "You fat fuckers don't need another corndog or that fifteenth beer that has made your belly so big you haven't seen your dick in ten years."

But as historian Eugene McCarrher points out, simply telling people that they're too consumeristic, too materialistic, doesn't work. It doesn't work because it gives people the impression that the material and the spiritual are antithetical. Yet the natural material world is the only sacramental thing that exists (minus the corndogs).

Commodity fetishism

Our relationship with the physical/material world is not only holistic and ecologically interwoven… it is also the source of our spiritual essence. Which is why monolithic production, monetization, and commodity fetishism destroy our essence. We must think through that. We must look around us at its proof, and learn it for ourselves. If you don't pick up on that, you're screwed. And if you do you pick up on it, you get to fester on real questions. Such as, "How do I accept responsibility for my life?" (which I never the hell wanted in the first place…) We can ask, "How do I leave the world a little better than I found  it?  And the answer is, who the hell cares? Making the world a slightly less bad place than before is fine… but it's no solution. The problem is too out of hand now for that to be any kind of solution. But we should try, because we have a lot of time on our hands yet.

We can also ask ourselves: are my living actions more contributory, more effective than, say, drinking a can of Drano? Don't laugh. If we really think that through, we will be surprised how hard that is to do. Not fuck things up worse, I mean. Life really ain't sacred in and of itself. You get born, you eat, breathe and shit, and you fuck things up. You start out with a negative balance in the ole karmic account. Then you start doing serious payback without even an inklng of the total amount due. No wonder babies come into the world with a squall of protest. Theologians tell me that this is called redemption, and that it gives life meaning. Maybe so, but it sure as hell makes things harder.

Perhaps we should all "dialogue on this" a bit? Nope. This thing we are facing, this thing we must do, is not just another topic for more "dialogue." And besides, this is a cyber monologue, and one of the nice things about the Internet is that you can't be interrupted while you're offending other people's sensibilities. In any case, regardless of who's doing the dialoging, Earth First, the Dalai Lama or the ghost of Reinhold Niebuhr, let's not kid ourselves that if we only yak some more, the world and mankind will somehow heal themselves.  It's easy for the wealthy of the earth such as you and I (especially if one has an Internet connection) to want to believe that. After all, we had breakfast this morning and we not only have clean potable water to drink -- which 2.2 billion people do not --  but also shit in the stuff. The real solution -- not to the problem, which is unsolvable in the long haul, but to balancing those eternal scales inside ourselves -- begins with a more contemplative and reflective life, and the care of the soul. Both of which are necessarily thwarted by the wasteful daily busyness of our materialism and technology. Jesus did not text message his truth, and the Buddha never had a single friend on Facebook. Yet we hear their truth across millenniums. They simply practiced compassion. Only by eliminating suffering among sentient beings, do we create the spiritual soil in which peace can flourish. That takes conviction. The real stuff. It pisses me off that the Christian fundamentalists of my childhood were right about one thing -- the value of conviction -- but that's the way it is.

And as long as we are still breathing and passing water, choice remains available, even superior choice: Accepting the truth and acting upon it. Thankfully, we can do individual positive action. It starts with getting in touch with higher intelligence: Our own. After that, it's soul work.

We can, at the very least, deliver our bodies to the halls of power and say: "No more scorched babies in Iraq!" We can refuse to participate in a dead society gone shopping. We can remember and contemplate the example of Rachel Cory. Or even follow that dogged neocon mantra of "taking personal responsibility," but doing it for real. All of which can be considered voting for the spirit.  

It will take an entire lifetime of commitment, and the world will continue to crumble around us even as we work. There will be not one ounce of public glory or reward during our lifetimes, not if we are doing it right. And if we turn a buck on it, we can be assured that we are playing the same game as this earth's wrecking crew. Which is called irony, I guess.

Yet the reward lies right there before us. Knowing and observing the spirit in all things... even above life itself. It is the first fearful step… the first stone on the path to liberation. Anyway, that's my take on things.

Namaste.

Get me a beer while you're up.


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Thursday, November 20, 2008 

Category: News and Politics

That old Jack Benny gag has recently been popping up in my head. It's the one where the legendary tightwad is confronted on the street by an armed robber who demands, "Your wallet or your life."

Benny doesn't respond and the robber yells, "Your wallet or your life. Hurry up!"

Un-flapped, Benny responds, "Don't rush me. I'm thinking."

The spark that reignited that old memory came yesterday. I spent much of the day watching the three CEO's of GM, Ford and Chrysler on C-Span rattling their tin cups in front of Congress. (I know, I need to get a life)

The three over-paid CEOs were playing the role of robbers and members of the panel were channeling Jack Benny.

The case being made by the three auto giants – the same ones that brought us the SUV and the Hummer -- was that if taxpayers didn't fork over $50 billion immediately, they would go out of business and take 3 million American workers down with them. (That was the "your life" part of the threat.)

The members on the panel were still "thinking" about that when an email from my son, Chris, popped into my inbox. It simply had a link to this YouTube video.  You can watch it later. Briefly, the video was by some guy in Detroit showing a page from that Sunday's newspaper. It was a page filled, top to bottom, with foreclosure notices in small type. It filled the page like a giant grey cloud, listing home after home after home being taken over by lenders.

Then the fellow turned the page exposing another full page of the same -- then another, and another.. In all (are you sitting down?) 137 metro-size pages of homes in just Detroit, being foreclosed upon.

My attention was drawn back to C-Span, and the three Motor City CEOs were still at it, worrying, whining  and, when that didn't get the desired result, threatening.

Another instance of life imitating art popped into my head. It was that scene from Blazing Saddles where the new black sheriff of a redneck town, surrounded by angry whites pull his six shooter from its holster and points it at his head threatening,  "One move and the sheriff gets it."

It seems congress has been paralyzed by these threats, so let me help them out.

First, I'd tell those guys, "Go ahead. Make our day."  Losing the three guys who ran America's largest remaining  manufacturing base into the ground would be a gain, not a loss. Besides, for the kind of money they were demanding from taxpayers we could employ all auto workers and cover existing retirement obligations for as long as needed to reorganize bankrupt automakers in bankruptcy. And in the process, those government jobs would help avoid adding pages 138 and on to that list of foreclosures. Whereas a govenment bailout of the Big Three would only avoid those three extortion artists having to explain to shareholders why they drove their companies into bankruptcy.

(BTW, the same goes for the United Auto Workers Union top executives.  And if you need to ask why, then you simply have not been paying attention.)

Harsh? Tell it to the ordinary folks in Detroit who are the faces and families behind those 137-pages of foreclosure notices. None of them get a hearing before the House and Senate. In fact if any one of them did and tried to extort money out of congress he/she would be unceremoniously escorted off the premises by armed guards.

Yet congress continues "thinking about" giving the no-longer-so-big, Big Three our national wallet.
They already gave our wallet to the other "bigs" –  the "too-big-to-fail" banks and "too-big-to-fail" AIG. 

What's afoot here is something I first learned about when investigating S&L failures in Texas. A major developer/borrower/defaulter down in that magic kingdom of Ooze was earning extra money giving how-to-get-rich lectures to other wanna be millionaires. His formula was simple and effective.  He began with this rule of thumb:

"Borrow a hundred dollars from a bank and the bank owns you. Borrow $100 million from a bank, and you own the bank."

His MO was to borrow hundreds of millions for condo projects he knew full well there was no demand for. Then in the middle of the project he'd go back to the bank, hat in hand, and tell them he was having financial difficulties and needed help. Otherwise he would default on all those loans. He'd shake the bank down, not only for additional loans, but for overly generous terms on his existing debt, including in some cases, debt forgiveness. Otherwise, he threatened, he would go out business and the bank would end up owning his entire herd of white elephants, thereby threatening the banks own survival.

It's extortion, pure and simple, and it too often works as those in charge are willing to do anything to assure that disaster does not strike on their watch – even if it means reinforcing bad behavior and making matters worse in the long run.

And it's exactly the game being played by the Big Three automakers today. It's pure and simply, "you're wallet, or your life."

But wait a minute –  it's not our lives, it's their lives. So the right response by congress should go something like this:

 "Are you the guy in charge at GM? And you, you're the decider at FORD? Do you make the final model decisions at Chrysler? Are you the guys who decided to build gas guzzlers at the very time our  troops were dying in oil regions of the Middle East? Do we have that right? Are you the ones who, as the polar icecaps melted, decided Hummers were a good idea? And the same guys who claimed no one wanted hybrid cars, then let Toyota and Honda grab that market share instead?

Huh Are we talking to the same three guys responsible for all that?


"Yes. Okay, we see. We understand. So, will the Sargent at Arms please escort these three gentlemen back to Reagan National Airport, so they can fly back to Detroit on their private jets to submit their resignations. Once that's done we'll get back to thinking about it."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 

Category: News and Politics
(Or, The Bridge to New Zealand)
By Rosanne Cash

October 10, 2008

I'd like to formally submit myself to replace Sarah Palin on the GOP ticket. I feel confident that John McCain will see that the very attributes he desired in his VP choice can be met, and even exceeded in some areas, by me. For your consideration, my big, fat résumé:

1. Focus on the Family

I am the mother of five children, just like Governor Palin. I have known the demands of managing a full-time career and motherhood at the same time. I have juggled a breast pump and a BlackBerry, and I know when to put the BlackBerry down. (To be perfectly honest, I did once send a text to the baby and tried to nurse my bass player. You learn from your mistakes.)

2. Reproductive Issues

I also believe that a teenager's pregnancy is a "private family matter." In fact, I believe that every woman's pregnancy is a "private, family matter." (I bet the GOP never thought of making that leap!)

3. Church and State

Like the Governor, I now also believe that my will is perfectly aligned with God's will. When Governor Palin said that it was God's will for the Alaska pipeline to be built and asked for people to pray for that to happen, I was really inspired by her confidence in the absolute, seamless integration of her will and God's will. I have begun practicing this kind of supreme confidence on a smaller scale, but I am sure that I can quickly move to national issues. Starting with the sartorial, I know that it is God's will that I have the entire Chanel collection for the fall season, including those adorable high-heeled booties that were all over the runway shows.

(A couple things I'm still having trouble with regarding the will of God: I knew it was God's will that I win the Grammy in 2007 for my last record, but Bob Dylan won. This is clearly the work of Satan, but shouldn't my will/God's will have been strong enough to override that? And this Alaska pipeline--if it is God's will to have the pipeline built, then why isn't it built already? On a related topic, I don't own a single piece of Chanel.)

4. Environment

Along with Governor Palin, I don't believe that humans cause climate change.

(Okay, that is a bold-faced lie, but I've been paying really close attention to the campaign stump speeches, and I feel certain I am allowed a generous allotment of bold-faced lies.)

5. Foreign policy

Here's where I really shine. Governor Palin got her first passport in 2007. I got my first passport in 1970, when the Governor was only 6 years old! Not only do I have a passport, I have actually been outside of the United States, dozens of times. I have had relationships and conversations with real foreigners, in their own countries, in restaurants, shops, flea markets, museums, nightclubs, spas, hotels, all modes of public transportation, and even in their own homes. My foreign policies are fair, inclusive and sensitive to cultural differences. I don't ask for English Breakfast tea when I'm in France. I never call foreign currency "funny money" (even though it does look funny.) I don't shout at people to help them better understand English and, finally, I act on God's will when in Paris by going to Chanel, and to all the great boutiques, which is just an extension of God's will, as you can surely extrapolate by the above explanation of my will/God's will.

I know Governor Palin has one distinct advantage in living so close to Russia, in that she can keep a close eye on nefarious activity across the Bering Strait, but I, too, live very close to a foreign country. Canada is less than 400 miles from my home in New York City, and you never know when it might become necessary to invade a sovereign nation that has not attacked us, as we learned the hard way. Not only that, I have a girlfriend in Austin, Texas, whom I'm going to ask to keep an eye on Mexico.

6. Legal Experience

My understanding of the law is extensive, but here are a couple of cogent points: a photographer who thought I had used his photograph of me without his permission sued me. (I absolutely didn't use the photo without permission. When McCain does his meticulous vetting and background checks on me, I will explain the whole story. It was all a big misunderstanding.)

More importantly, I renegotiated my contract with the Sony Corporation in 1987. That was huge. You should have seen my legal bills. I negotiated an all-new contract with Capitol Records in 1995 and that, too, was an exhausting, contentious, but ultimately lucrative enterprise. Entertainment law is a blood sport, people. (Speaking of blood sports, I have to give it up to the Governor on the hunting issue. I have never shot a wolf from a helicopter, but I have thrown my cat off the bed. Hundreds of times.)

7. Higher Education

Governor Palin went to five different colleges to get her BS in journalism, but none of the colleges had entry requirements, whereas I went to a university that required a trigonometry credit before they would admit me. I had to take it the summer before school started. I don't remember a frigging thing, but I got a B. The other disparities in education are too numerous to mention, but suffice to say that I bet she never met Lee Strasberg.

It is true that I have no background in constitutional law, but I have read the Constitution, except for the amendments that don't have anything to do with me, and I watched the entire John Adams mini-series on HBO. Twice.

8. Ethics

I really think this whole investigation into the firing of the top state law enforcement official in Alaska, who wouldn't fire the state trooper who was mean to the Governor's sister, is just overblown. I once fired my assistant for making a pass at my husband, so I can totally understand this! And I would have fired an assistant who made a pass at my sister's husband, too. I love my sisters. Governor Palin loves her sister. People need to get over it.

But speaking of family, I've also had my fill of no-good boyfriends to my daughters, and boy, do I sympathize with the Governor over this Levi fellow and his MySpace page, with the guns and the cursing. My husband once took a broken chair out into the street to chase away a no-good boyfriend of my oldest daughter, and we didn't see the likes of him anymore. I have a zero-tolerance policy for miscreant youth, and I know I could help the Governor sort out her obviously conflicted feelings about setting limits for teenagers, just for her own peace of mind.

9. Iraq

The Governor says she hasn't "focused" on the war in Iraq, but I think she's just joshing us. No person in an executive position in the government of the United States could be so lazy that they would not familiarize themselves with every angle of what is potentially the greatest American debacle since the nation was founded, including all the terminology, like "Bush Doctrine."

If she's not kidding, then I respectfully submit the hate mail I received in 2003, at the beginning of the war, which came after my press conference with Musicians United To Win Without War, as proof of my "focus."

10. Executive Ability

Governor Palin was the mayor of a real town of 5,000 people. I have never been mayor of anything, but I have performed for crowds bigger than the population of Wasilla, Alaska, and I can tell you it's no picnic getting the monitors just right, working with cranky and egotistical musicians, changing clothes in dirty dressing rooms and eating bad backstage food, handling the hecklers and technical problems during a show, and then getting on the bus to go somewhere else and do it all over again the next night. Also, my last record sold about the population of Wasilla times forty, and they all seemed to like it. But dealing with the public is really difficult and they all have opinions about you, which are usually all wrong, so I've developed a thick skin, another requirement for life as the VP. Lastly, and the importance of this cannot be over-emphasized, the guy's head on the tail of the Alaska Airlines planes looks like my dad.

11. Maverick personality

Finally, there is one subject in which I find I am even more conservative than the Governor, and that is in the area of neo-natal responsibility. The Governor was eight months pregnant and in Texas to give a speech, when her water broke. She reportedly made her speech and then traveled eleven hours, dripping amniotic fluid, bypassing Seattle and Anchorage (major cities with world-class hospitals) to travel to a small hospital in Wasilla that had no neo-natal intensive care unit, and gave birth there. Call me a wimp, call me insecure, but you had better also call me a maverick, because I would have said "Damn the schedule! Damn the speech and the airline ticket!" If this had been me, as soon as my water broke, I'd be at the closest hospital and that baby would have been born in Texas! Just like my mom!

In summation, I present myself to the GOP as a woman, and I repeat, woman, who has held a passport for thirty-eight years, a lip gloss-wearing soccer-volleyball-softball-gymnastics mom of five, who can carry a six-pack home to her husband like nobody's business, whose will is firmly aligned with God's will, a neo-natal conservative and legally savvy public figure, a border-watching, trigonometry-credited, breastfeeding, BlackBerry-tapping, cat-throwing maverick whose daughters are out of their teens, therefore immune to teenage pregnancy (although this is a private, family matter), and whose dad's head (or an eerie facsimile) adorns a state airline.

I could offer more to recommend me to the job of vice president, but one last special quality that I share with Governor Palin is the fact that I also have a husband who wants his state to secede from the Union. Ever since the 2000 election, my husband has been all for the secession of not only New York, but the island of Manhattan! And I have to tell you, if Sarah Palin becomes vice president of the United States, he says we have to personally secede from the whole country. So please, people, write me in on the ballot in November, or write me in New Zealand, where I'll be making my new home.

Rosanne Cash is a singer-songwriter, and even though she has met Presidents Bush and Clinton (who appeared to note her décolletage with great appreciation), the ambassador to the Czech Republic and George Stevens, who produces the Kennedy Center Honors awards show, she does not think her knowledge of world leaders should be held against her, because her experience in Washington is limited to three days during the Million Mom March.

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Saturday, October 04, 2008 

Category: News and Politics

Speaking in the Tongues of Brokers

By Joe Bageant

Any number of cultural historians have noted the American belief that success is a sign of God's favor. And over the past couple of decades he has had a downright love fest with the already-rich. So much so that the richest 400 Americans now have more money stashed away that the combined bottom 150 million Americans. Some $1.6 trillion bucks.

This was accomplished by selling off or shipping out ever available asset, from jobs to seaports, smashing usury and anti-monopoly laws, raiding the public coffers and manipulating the medium of exchange and blackmailing the peasantry regarding common needs such as heath care and energy to keep their asses warm -- to name a few. The ultimate coup was to convince the entire nation that the well being of the rich, meaning the well being of Wall Street, was indeed the common man's well being.

All went well for a while. People went into credit card hock up to their noses in order to provide 26% credit card interest to Wall Street, etc. And when that became untenable, flimsy mortgages were cranked out by the millions ensuring that every American who could hold a crayon could sign to purchase a home. To facilitate this all sorts of shaky 'mortgage instruments' were created -- balloon, (sign here Jeeter, you're gonna flip it in a year and make a hundred K on this house trailer) interest only, and finally negative balance mortgages where you only paid part of the interest and the rest was rolled back into the principal balance. And joy of joys you could refinance a couple of times while the inflated value of these houses was on the way up. Life was good for everybody.

The bill was never gonna come due because, god in his wisdom, had deemed that capitalism would defy the second law of thermodynamics and expand forever. So every time a bank made a mortgage loan of say, $400,000, even though the debtor had never even made a payment yet, the loan was declared a bank asset and another $400,000 was loaned against it. Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve Bank yelled whoopee and printed another $800,000 in currency. Of course at some point the country had to run out of customers, so the loans got easier and easier. No matter that debt is not wealth. Wink and call it that and most folks won't even look up from their new big screen high resolution digital TVs.

Problem was that all the jobs to pay for this stuff were stampeding off toward places in China with names containing a lot Xs, Zs and praying for a vowel. It was becoming clear that the entire economy was running on fumes. In fact less than fumes. It was running on the odor of paper. Mountains of the stuff. Bundles of mortgages and very strange securities and derivatives of unknown origin and value. Paper that stated its own worth and signed by some mystic hand no one could quite identify though the blurry signatures looked to read Greenspan, Paulson and Bernanke.

But there was a rub. Things reached the point where there simply was not anything left to defraud the public out of, nothing left to steal from the nation's productive capability, no matter how much paper Jeeter and Maggie signed for that trailer house, no matter how secure Brian and Jennifer out there in Arlington, Virginia and Davis, California thought they were. So the only thing left to do was steal from future generations of Americans and accept an I.O.U. which the government would happily sign on behalf of the people and enforce. By the wildest coincidence, under the Bush administration this I.O.U. happened to tally up to about $700 billion.

Seeing the oncoming train of financial disaster, the financiers just about wet their pants, and screamed "We want it all now! And if we don't get it the 'economy' will lock its brakes and crash. Remember, we control the medium of exchange. Nobody gets a paycheck if we don't. Remember that it's lines of credit from us that backs every working man's and woman's paycheck in the country. So pay the hell up."

Folks, they've got us all by the nuts and nipples. McCain knows that. Obama knows that. In the end, regardless of the so-called dissenters in the House and the Senate, we will pay up. It s election season and the dissent is for show. So it looks like we will get some "concession." For example, we will get shares in these "toxic assets" that are stinking up the joint. The rich need to dump them and dump them fast. In another magnanimous concession, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation will raise the insurance on "our savings" to $250,000 (how many readers have 250 K in the bank?). But it will be redeemable in even more inflated currency amid an inflationary environment. And, in case you didn't know, the FDIC has up to ten years to pay up on that insurance. So don't get any ideas about running off to Mexico, to which by the way, we are a net debtor nation.

We will pay. We will pay because the European banks holding all that bad paper we wrote demand that we make good on it so even more of their banks will not fail. We will pay because the Chinese, the Japs and everyone else will cut off the loan tap with which we pay the interest (not the principal) on our exploding super nova of national debt. We will pay because God loves the rich. We will pay because we will not be offered any other choice. We will pay because George Bush worked hard for all those Ds in school and became the first MBA president. We will pay because our media has internalized the capitalist system so thoroughly they can only talk in Wall Speak. We will pay because the only language we have to describe our world is that of our oppressors because we have been taught to think in Wall Speak. We will pay because we hitched our wagon to last stage capitalism and even though the wagon has now two wheels over the cliff and roars forward, we don't know where the brake handle is located. And because we don't know any better or understand any possible resistance to the system because we have been kept like worms in a jar and fed horse shit.

And as we all know, worms do not rise up in revolt.

That takes a backbone.


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Saturday, September 27, 2008 

Category: News and Politics
As you know the McCain/Palin campaign would not allow reporters to attend Ms. Palin's meetings with world leaders. So we don't know what they said to each other. Of course that was the whole point of keeping microphones as far away from Ms. Airhead as possible.

Which leaves it up to us to imagine what was said. And when asked to imagine something, I accept without blinking. Which explains the transcript below of Palin's meeting with Afghanistan's leader, Harmid Karzai.

Since they won't tell us what the two discussed, then here's what I say they said. Now I would be delighted to correct this version if the McCain campaign sends me a tape of the actual meeting. Otherwise, I enter this into the public record as the only known public version of that meeting.



(Palin is led into the room where Harmid Karzai was waiting.) 

PALIN:  "Hi, so nice to meet you."

KARZAI: (Shaking her hand and pointing to the chair.) "Nice to meet you too, Ms. Palin. Please, please sit down.

PALIN: "So, you run a country. That must be SO exciting. You know I'll be  running a country too this January.

KARZAI: "Ah yes, yes I am the current president of Afghanistan."

PALIN: "Afghanistan! That must be SO interesting! Hamid -- oh, can I call you Hamid?"

KARZAI: "Of course."

PALIN: "Ham-mid ... well, isn't that a different name. What nationality is that?"

KARZAI: "It's a traditional Afghan name. And it's a quite common name in my country."

PALIN: "So there are lots of Hamids in Afghanistan ... how nice for you!"

So, Hamid, I hear we Americans have something very important in common with your people. Of course I'm referring to all the trouble everyone is having all of a sudden with those Mooselums."


KARZAI: "Ah, well, Ms. Palin, but I am sure you know that most of the people in my country are Muslim. It's our national religion."

PALIN: "Well, I'm hearing something there I like a lot, Hamid. A national religion! Fantastic.  Our national religion is Christianity, you know. But tell me, if all of you are Mooselums, why are you are having so much trouble with Mooselums?"

KARZAI: "There are many different factions and beliefs within Islam. A minority are fundamentalist who believe anyone who does not believe the same things they believe are against Allah and the Koran and should die. "

PALIN: "Hamid, I know exactly what you're talking about. We have the same problem over here. Fortunately we have mostly good conservative Christians here But we also have mixed in Jews, Mormons, Godless liberals and homosexuals.  (Leaning towards him and dropping her voice) Do you have homosexuals too?"

KARZAI: "Ah, well, I suppose we do. It's not something that gets talked about much in my part of the world."

PALIN: "Oh, Hamid, you are SO lucky. That's all folks seem to want to talk about over here. It's "gay this," gay that,"--- Agh! It's like, soooo annoying. They even want to start marrying each other now. Imagine that will ya! Jesus would have a stroke. At least our homosexuals are into mostly non-violent stuff, like interior decorating instead of guns and high explosives. So that's good at least, don't-chya think?"

KARZAI: "Yes, well....."

PALIN: "So,  do you have lots of oil in your country, Hamid?"

KARZAI: "No. Afghanistan has almost no oil."

PALIN: "Oh, how sad for you. We have lots of oil in Alaska, ya know, but liberials won't let us get at it, something about caribou, polar bears and 'the environment.' Whatever... 

But, Hamid, Now I'm confused. If your country has no oil, what's everyone fighting over?"


KARZAI: "Religion mostly. The fundamentalists, the Taliban, controlled the country until the US kicked them out. Now they are trying to regain control. "

PALIN: "The fundamentalists you speak of, are they against abortion?"

KARZAI: "They're against a lot of things. In fact they're against almost everything that's come along since 1200 AD, especially women's rights and science. "

PALIN:  "And you're NOT a fundamentalist, right?"

KARZAI: "Right. I consider myself a religious and political moderate."

PALIN: "But you're a pro-life moderate, right?"

KARZAI: "Well, I'm against killing, if that's what you mean. So that would make me pro-life, I guess."

PALIN:
(Frowning) "Okay, but I get the notion when you say you're against killing, you mean you're against killing  full-term humans. What about killing the unborn? Are you against that too?"

KARZAI: "The un-what? ...  (Karzai shoots a puzzled glance to his interpreter.) Ah, Ms. Palin, maybe we should talk about about Pakistan? If you and Sen. McCain are successful in November, what will your policy be towards Pakistan?"

PALIN: "Well, Hamid, (leaning towards him without blinking) I'll tell you -- I'm for it! Our opponent says we should cut and run. But you know what I said; thanks but no thanks on that!"

KARZAI: "Does that mean you will send US forces into Pakistan's tribal regions?"

PALIN: "You know, Hamid, I'm governor of a state with all kinds of tribes. Some are called Eskimos others are just called "Indians,"--  not the Gunga Din kind of Indian, but the Geronimo kind.  And, like Pakistan, we keep our tribes in their own regions too. We call them "reservations.

"So I know a bit about tribal regions, I tell ya. And what I say is that sending in troops is not the answer. We tried that a century ago with our tribes, and the liberal press was all over us about it.  So we came up with another idea -- let the tribes have casinos on their reservations.

"So, if you want to calm things down in Pakistan what ya do is call Steve Wynn in Los Vegas and send him to Pakistan to set up casinos in the tribal regions. In a year the only thing they'll be fighting over is a place at the blackjack table. Just one warning, and we learned this the hard way too  ... don't let the tribes have liquor licenses. When those guys get liquored up, it's Katie bar the door!"


KARZAI: "Casinos? In Pakistan's tribal areas?  Of course you are aware that gambling is against Islamic law?"

PALIN: (Dismissively waving her hand.) "Oh don't worry about that little thing, Hamid. Christians were against gambling it too once. But these days, you can't swing a dead cat in any US tribal casino without hitting Christian gamblers. The Catholics put a million cracks in that glass ceiling with their bingo thing, and it's been great guns ever since."

KARZAI: "What will be your and John McCain's policy towards Iran acquiring nuclear weapons?"

PALIN: "I was asked that by Fox News too, and I said I would look right at the Iranians, and without blinking tell them in no uncertain terms, 'thanks but no thanks' to nukes."

KARZAI: "But what if the Iranians persist, Ms. Palin, are you prepared to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities?"

PALIN: "You now, in Alaska we're just a 30-30 shot away from Russia, which has nuclear weapons, ya know. I can practically see Russia from my kitchen window. So I have considerable experience with facing down nuclear threats. Now, as for bombing them, well, I would have to pray on that with my minister. He's really patched into the Almighty, ya know. And he can smell a witch 20 miles away.

Do you have witches in Afghanistan?"


KARZAI: "Ah, no... no I don't believe we have any witches."

PALIN: "Oh, you're SO lucky, Hamid. We have tons of them. Of course they don't call themselves witches. They call themselves "feminists." But they're witches alright, and my minister gives them a good dose of holy hell. We used to be able to burn them at the stake, but ever since the liberals took over America we're not allowed to do that anymore. So my reverend just runs them out of town and ruins their lives.

Oh, and my minister, he speaks in tongues too. Do Mooselums speak in tongues too?"


KARZAI: "Well, we have tongues, if that's what you mean."

PALIN: "No, silly." (Reaching over and slapping Karzai on the knee.) I mean when the Holy Spirit enters your body and you start speaking in strange languages. We call that 'speaking in tongues.'  You start by praising to the Lord and waving your hands over your head and suddenly you start speaking in tongues, like; 'Hoggo un bumo, do yooo hooo nana nana nuddo gobbla gobba.' It's kinda like that, only that there's also usually some fainting and convulsing as well.  Do Mooselums do that too?"

KARZAI: "I, I, ah, well, no, no we don't have anything quite like that in Islam. "

PALIN: "Oh, how sad. It's a real rush. You have to come to one of our services. I bet we can get the Holy Spirit in you and you'll be'gobba gobbing' with the best of us right from day one."

KARZAI: "So, let me see if I understand. You don't make any executive decisions until one of your religious leaders tells you what God wants you to do?"

PALIN: "Exactly! Being American means being one of God's top-drawer humans -- except of course our homosexuals, feminists or liberals. God made me mayor, then He made me governor and now He's made me the next Vice President. We get all our guidance straight from God."

KARZAI: "But that's exactly what our fundamentalist Muslims claim too, that God tells them to kill anyone who is not a fundamentalist Muslim like them.  How do we move towards any kind of peace if both sides believe God is telling them to kill the other side?"

PALIN: (Looking stern points to Karzai's cape) "Do you always dress like that? Like Liberachee and Michaell Jackson? Hey, you're not gay are you? Because if you are, my minister can cure that too."

(At this point Karzai's aide called an end to the meeting.)



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Sunday, September 21, 2008 

Category: News and Politics

When Atheists Attack

A noted provocateur rips Sarah Palin—and defends elitism.

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Yes, I Can: Refusing to hesitate isn't a primordial truth of wise governance
By Sam Harris | NEWSWEEK
Sunday, September 21, 2008 

Category: News and Politics
Funny how history has a way of turning back on itself.

Remember when the Berlin Wall fell in 1989 and Republicans claimed that Ronald Reagan's aggressive  policies toward the Soviet Union had won the Cold War. In particularly they claim that Reagan's fabulously expensive "Star Wars" anti-missile system had forced the Soviets to spend so much on their own military projects that it bankrupted them.

Well, there's truth in that. Between trying to compete with Reagan's military spending and their own misadventure in Afghanistan, the Soviet Union went bust. Decades of over-spending on its military, under-spending on critical domestic needs and saddled with a flawed and increasingly corrupt economic dogma all collided at once, ending in utter and complete collapse.

Nearly 20-years later America is building its own wall along our southern border, spending $12 billion a month fighting twin wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, while not investing in our aging, crumbling infrastructure and -- finally -- free-market radicals in this administration allowed the economy to be run into the ground by increasingly corrupt and self-indulgent players.

Add to that $3 trillion in tax cuts skewed towards America's richest citizens, and now another $1 trillion (likely more) to bailout companies run or owned by the very recipients of those tax cuts. Add it all together and what you get is what the Soviets got twenty years ago -- a reality-round right between the eyes.

In the days and weeks ahead you're going to hear a lot from Washington about how they've got a handle on all this. But they really don't, not even close. Because, you see,  there's no money in the national bank account and our favorite lenders, the Chinese, Japanese and, increasingly, Middle East oil producing states, have been dragged into this economic morass too. The last thing of those lending nations need or want right now are a few hundred billion more USA IOUs.

But even if those lending nations were willing to continue to drop spare change into America's tin cup, there's not enough dimes on earth to fill the hole that's been created by Wall Street's Frankenstein creation called "derivatives."

I'm not going to waste your time trying to explain derivatives... because they can't be explained. Warren Buffett calls them ,....Weapons of financial mass destruction.'' (According to the International Swaps and Derivatives Association, the notional value of CDS totaled $63 trillion at the end of last year.  Estimates for this year are more like $67 trillion.)

Alan Blinder, the former Fed vice chairman, who holds a doctorate in economics from M.I.T. admits that even he doesn't understand derivatives. "I know the basic understanding of how they work," he said, "but if you presented me with one and asked me to put a market value on it, I'd be guessing."

The point everyone misses," wrote economist Robert Chapman a decade ago, "is that buying derivatives is not investing.  It is gambling, insurance and high stakes bookmaking.  Derivatives create nothing."

Today, the outstanding "value" of just derivative swaps stands at about $50 trillion. (By the way, that's up from $900 billion in 2001.) But the values investors and institutions placed on their books for these derivatives bears little connection to their actual value. And no one -- I mean NO ONE -- really knows what those things are really worth. First regulators and investors will have to determine a current real market value for each of them. To do that they have to untangle each of these Rubic Cubes; how they are amortized, who has claims on all or part of each, when they're due, etc.  Only then will they learn what all these underlying assets are truly worth. They may be worth only pennies on the dollar. In many cases regulators -- and taxpayers now backing these instruments-- will learn they are not worth the cost of the electricity to put them through a document shredder.

All the activity you see at the White House in recent days has only one goal; to avoid a total collapse on Bush's watch. By the time the next President takes office the current administration will have eaten all the nation's  remaining seed corn, leaving the next administration virtually nothing to re-grow the economy.

And then there's America's exhausted military. The surge succeeded, but not in the way the administration likes to claim. The surge succeeded putting off the inevitable collapse in Iraq until after Bush leaves office.

With the US consumer and financial system gutted and our military stretched far beyond its limits, the next Commander-in-Chief will be left with only one choice; to end military operations in Iraq and let the chips fall where they will between waring Sunnis and Shiites. And then to move some of those military resources to the real threats to the world, Afghanistan and nuclear-armed Pakistan.

Even then it will be difficult to maintain full-scale military operations there unless our NATO allies increase their commitments. Unfortunately Europe also finds itself being dragged down by the US financial market collapse.

Finally, don't even think about universal healthcare. As job looses hit and hit and hit again in the months ahead, the 50 million Americans currently without healthcare will mushroom. But there will be no money left to address this national shame.

So who do we need in the White House next January? Again look back to see ahead.

Bush has been compared with Herbert Hoover, and not without good reason. And even now, he follows in Hoover's failed footsteps.

In 1930s the nation found itself in the same fix. Wall Street had been allowed -- even encouraged -- to run wild by Republican President Herbert Hoover. And, surprise, surprise, when left to their own devices Wall Streeters fouled their own nest, and everyone else's.

Hoover's response was, first, to assure everyone that 'the fundamentals of the American economy are sound."

October 2, 1930: "During the past year you have carried the credit system of the nation safely through a most difficult crisis. In this success you have demonstrated not alone the soundness of the credit system, but also the capacity of the bankers in emergency."

—Herbert Hoover, Address before the annual convention of The American Bankers Association, Cleveland

Then, as the economy continued to implode, Hoover created something called the Reconstruction Finance Corporation, (RFC) a federally-owned bank to bail out commercial banks by extending loans to them, much as the privately-owned Federal Reserve is doing today.

That's pretty much what this administration has been up to this week.

But history teaches that Hoover's ploy failed.  The last thing big banks needed was more debt... they had too much debt already. What they needed was for ordinary Americans to begin investing and spending again.

When Franklin Roosevelt took over he understood that. So one of the first things he did was change the RFC's mission. Under Roosevelt the RFC stopped propping up big banks and turned it's attention to propping up ordinary Americans by making loans for housing, agriculture and small business creation.

Once that began to revitalize the American economy, Roosevelt again tweaked the RFC by having it begin extending credit for infrastructure repair and development. Historians say it was that spending that prepared the US for the second world war.

In other words, trickled down economics has never worked. Strong economies and strong nations are built from the bottom up, not the top down. Any stone wall builder will tell you that, while the big stones are the ones that standout in stone wall, it's the little stones that hold the big stones in place.

John McCain is a big stone kinda fella, like Bush. The only time he even acknowledges the existence of us small stones is when he needs our vote. If you doubt that just listen to him. He wants the to make the Bush tax cuts for the big stones permanent, and wants yet more tax cuts for them as well.

Only Barack Obama is talking about recreating the bottom up kind of economy that Roosevelt created and which made America the wealthiest and strongest nation on earth.

But as of today America is the Soviet Union, circa 1989.


Think About It Now
(Or live to regret it later.)





Sunday, September 07, 2008 

Category: News and Politics

Hey, peeved hippie! Stop your hatin' and learn to love the (McCain) bomb!

Friday, September 5, 2008

"Fellow citizens, if the Hanoi Hilton could not break John McCain's resolve to do what is best for his country, you can be sure the angry left never will."
-- George W. Bush, RNC '08

Aww, just look at you. You seem a little upset. A mite peeved, even.

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Heck on a hot pancake, I'd even go so far as to say you were downright angry, given how I can see the ripples of general upsettedness and waves of appalledosity coursing through your hot liberal body like fresh biodiesel through a converted VW van. Really now, that can't be good for your chakras, can it?

What's wrong, buttercup? Right-wing politics got you down? RNC '08 making you gag? Toxic and inexcusable events of the past eight years make you deeply sick to your stomach, spleen, heart, mind, spirit and even your kneecaps? Or is it the wretched notion that the bizarro-world McCain-Palin agenda wants to continue more of the same?

Or maybe it's this: Maybe it's all this terrifying new evidence that there still seems to be this huge pile of Americans who aren't all that concerned with -- or even aware of -- just how violently the GOP continues to dump all over their very heads. Is that what's making your blood boil? Aww, there, there, now.

Really, I have to say, what nerve you libs have, daring to be angry at a time like this. This is a time of optimism and change! This is a time of true, red-blooded American mavericks, of hot Alaskan redneck babes and giant phallic guns and military fetishism and zero birth control, of teen pregnancy and God and freshly slaughtered moose on the dinner table!

Can't you sense the patriotism? Hell, McCain-Palin is so damn American it might as well be a McDonald's McRib sandwich dipped in Crisco and cooked over a Chevy Tahoe's exhaust pipe at a tailgate party in Kid Rock's bowels. Feel the jingoism, hippie!

You know what you should do, angry lefty? You should take a page from the Republican Convention. Just look how perky they all are, doing that incredible dance of the true blind American, completely blocking out the pain and misprision of their party's leadership -- the failed war, the fiscal disaster, the least popular president in a lifetime, the secrecy and scandal and historic ineptitude -- much in the same way an insane cat lady blocks out the all the cold lumps of fur piling up in the freezer. Really, why can't you be more like that?

I'll tell you this, peeved liberal: The GOP is laughing at your expense. Don't you see how they're tossing about "the angry left" catchphrase as though progressives are the only ones who've been molested by Bush's horrible policies and McCain's lust for more war, by illegal wiretapping, torture, environmental ignorance, the raping of the Treasury?

Oh sure, you and I both know there are plenty of angry Republicans out there too, furious at how Bush and now McCain have ruined their once-noble party and trashed the heart of the nation for the sake of oil cronyism and war profiteering. But there is simply no room for them at this particular table.

Right now, you get to be either one of two things: A furious lefty to be equated with North Vietnamese torturers, lured in by the "sham" of Obama's deep intelligence and potential historic greatness, or a deeply drugged conservative, numb to the world, lacking a foothold on a single issue you can defend but nevertheless shooting for the rafters with a giant rifle of gall. Take your pick.

Here's a fun fact: Do you know why Bush and others get to call you "the angry left" and lightning does not strike them dead on the spot? Simple, lovebug: because they know something you don't.

Here it is: Repubs know -- or rather, desperately hope -- that there remains a simply huge number of very ill-informed, reactionary Americans out there who are still operating on the lowest possible intellectual and cultural strata -- who are, for example, totally turned on by seeing Governor Palin in a power skirt wielding a rifle and a knocked-up teen daughter and a fetish for Creationism and oil and sexual ignorance, a woman who has called the war in Iraq "a task from God."

This is McCain's apparent message to these effortlessly terrified throngs (aka "Bush's base"): You know who should be running this country if and when I don't make it through my first term? Hot chicks with guns! Check that: Hot neocon MILFs with guns who can skin a moose and who reject condoms and who don't know a Shia from a Sunni from an Eskimo pie, but who know lots about foreign policy because she can see part of Russia from her desk. Yay America!

So I ask again, why so livid, liberal? Is it because it wasn't exactly "the angry left" who shoved institutionalized torture, pre-emptive military violence, or a complete disregard for science down the throat of American domestic policy? Is it the 4,000-plus dead U.S. soldiers, 10,000-plus wounded and brain-damaged, and tens of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians? Oh, you bleeding heart. So silly you are.

But don't you worry, because there's an even bigger secret looming that the right wing can't really mention right now. See, much as they want to sling "angry left" around and hope it sticks, there's simply no getting over the fact that, despite how it will take the Obama administration many years to repair the incredible damage Hurricane Bush hath wrought, most of us on the left are actually feeling pretty damn good these days. Happy, even.

See, we know the tide has turned. The Bush Dark Days are nearly over. The Obama groundswell is historic, extraordinary, unstoppable. The GOP had its turn, was handed six years of unprecedented, unchecked power, and very nearly destroyed the country. Even Republican leaders now openly admit their party is a mess, shattered and gutted by Bush, will take years and decades to restore to something resembling dignity. And McCain/Palin? An aberration, one of the most disquieting quasi-conservative tickets to ever give a nation the creeps.

So then, trust me when I say, try as they might, "the angry left" won't stick. As anyone with the slightest sense of history and poetic justice knows, such a jab is merely the final, desperate wailings of the bankrupt, the shameful, and the doomed.


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