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Status: Married
Age: 35
Sign: Virgo

City: Mission Viejo
State: California
Country: US
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November 6, 2009 - Friday 

Current mood:  adored
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
So how was your Halloween, everybody? If I had to choose one word for mine, it'd be... EXPENSIVE! Out Unquiet Ghost! But, totally worth it!
Although the Summer of Horror has been over for almost two months, tis still the season for a fright flick or two, considering we're currently sandwiched right smack dab in between a Halloween and a Friday the 13th!
So, what's next, true believers? How about yet another creepy Cinema Verite experiment in the creepy? No, not Quarantine or even [Rec]! I'm talking about a flick that came out before either one of those Shaky Camera Scary Movies but is currently Number Two at the box office (meaning its profit threshold is most certainly NOT "Number Two"!
I think you hear me knockin' and I think I'm comin' in... it's time to investigate some Paranormal Activity, isn't it?
SURVEY SAYS: it is! (11/06/09)


http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/paranormalactivity.html
October 31, 2009 - Saturday 

Current mood:  breezy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Another Year another Halloween comes upon us! And you know what that means. Clean Ass Mask!
Yep, yet another Halloween movie review! Actually, at this rate, I'm about to run out of them... unless the remake dinks keep churning them out. Ick.
You attentive readers will know just where we're at in our yearly Halloween Sequel Features... that's right! It's high time for the 20th anniversary of the Screamer that Out screamed Scream! Unfortunately... Halloween H20 owes as much to Scream as Scream owed to the original Halloween! Worth a look? YOU DECIDE! (10/31/09)
October 19, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  bummed
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Every once in a while there's a film that comes out that all of my most loyal readers know for a fact I will watch and review immediately. How Hot are the Warm Blooded?
In 2005 you had Serenity, Land of the Dead and Revenge of the Sith! In 2006 you had Superman Returns, Snakes on a Plane and Slither! In 2007 there was Grindhouse, Hot Fuzz and Live Free or Die Hard! In 2008 there was The Spirit, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Clone Wars!
And this year, of course, we've had a few... not the least obvious of which would be Zombieland!!!
Which came out on October 2nd and I just reviewed it today! Deal with it! (10/18/09)
October 9, 2009 - Friday 

Current mood:  adventurous
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/9.html

Howdy, Folks! After taking some time off to fall back in love with Louisiana, I figured it was high time Real Wood... and Wood. that I swung back into action to remind you that, yes, I still write Reviews. Though, admittedly, this one is a month late.
What do you get when you find nine Stitchpunks at your Future's End?
If your answer is "What the HELL is a Stitchpunk?" then you haven't yet watched 9.
It's cool and interesting, if incomplete, but folks... don't show this one to your kids. Sheesh! (10/09/09)
September 27, 2009 - Sunday 

Current mood:  amorous
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Well, hello, folks, miss me?
No?
Well, okay, then... Seem Phony?! for those of you who did, I reached a bit of a burnout point after the 2009 Summer of Horror and its rapid-fire, last-minute reviews, but I'm back and in full force now.
Or am I? Maybe I've just hired a Robot Double to do the heavy lifting for me!!! Well, you decide after reading my forward-thinking review for Surrogates! (09/27/09)

http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/surrogates.html
September 10, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/exorcist1973.html
The end is finally here! We started the 2009 Summer of Horror on 6.6.9 an promised to end on 9.9.9., which is why I've unloaded this many reviews at once on the unsuspecting public!
This second Horror Summer has been about haunted houses, synergy, British Horror, terrifying links and, of course, how to survive a demonic possession! The Power!!
The 2006 Summer of Horror started on 6.6.6 with The Omen Remake and shot forth with a full fifty-four reviews, ending its run with the original The Omen! This time out, I was determined to meet or beat it, so on 6.6.9 I started with Exorcist II: The Heretic and am now about to post my fifty-fourth review of the season... and it is, of course, THE ORIGINAL The Exorcist! At long last. Yes, folks, I've managed to drum up all 54 reviews once again... amid the distractions of actually having a life now.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm tired of this crap. I'm taking a damn break and I don't want to even THINK about another horror movie for the next three years. Or... days... Hours, maybe! Aimee was my main distraction! (09/09/09)
September 10, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/poltergeist.html

It's not midnight yet... and we've got more, if you can believe that... but only two more! That's rightFIGHT THE BEAST!, the 2009 Summer of Horror continues now with its second to last review...
You saw this summer we featured all kinds of amazing Haunted House reviews... what's the main one you noticed was missing?
If you said Poltergeist, then you get the No-Prize! Our second-to-last flick finalizes the Haunted House streak and sets us up for the last review of the season. Guess what it is! I want a home with her!! (09/09/09)
September 10, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/exorcistiii.html

Yeah, I know, I know, you're thinking "How many is this dude going to post today?"GIVE US A SIGN! Well, folks, because the 2009 Summer of Horror is ending tonight at midnight, my answer is... "as many as it TAKES!"
You know we started this wicked season with a trip back to Georgetown for the terrible sequel Exorcist II: The Heretic! Dare we see how an Exorcist Sequel looks when done right?
Well, mostly right. Here, check out The Exorcist III, then think of a HAPPY joke... and Laugh! She misses me!! (09/09/09)
September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
HERE'S JACKIE? The time has come to revisit a vacation destination near and dear to all of our hearts as well as to the 2009 Summer of Horror! Did you think that the Haunted House streak could really end... without... The Shining?
Perish the thought... And GET A ROOM! VACATION DESTINATION! (09/09/09)
September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/nightofthecreeps.html
Today is the final day of the 2009 Summer of HorrorI would LOVE to take you out on a date., making this our final night... and since we're celebrating with a little bit of the old Zombie Fun... you might call this one the... Night of the Creeps!
Yep, Night of the Creeps, the zombie worm horror flick that has never been released on DVD... Until 2009! Before the film is finally hits the small screen in widescreen digital glory, get ready for it by reading my review... It's spicy! Everything is possible but nothing is real! (09/09/09)
September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  scared
http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/deadofnight1974.html
And here you thought that the Monsters were slowing down? HELL NO! the 2009 Summer of HorrorHow about a little NEEDLE, Scarecrow? continues now with a different kind of "thriller", once again from the dude who brought us A Christmas Story!
Yeah, there's no synergy to be had or needed here because our next terror tale is Deathdream (aka: Dead of Night) and it is, as I say, "most assuredly" in a league of its own! Aimee Delayed Me! (09/09/09)
September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Two Monstrous Turns deserve ONE MORE on this eve to the finale of the Summer of Horror! I want to see her NURSE!
One of the Crown Jewels of the 2006 Summer of Horror was the review of the 1935 Universal Horror Classic Bride of Frankenstein! No, I'm not going for a remake of that incredible film...
In fact, I planned the 2009 Summer of Horror's synergy with that film to be a bit of a joke in the form of 1971's Lady Frankenstein, an Italian Schlock fest with plenty of nudity. Unfortunately for you (but fortunately for me) this one wasn't that bad, man!! LOVE LIFTED ME! (09/08/09)

http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/ladyfrankenstein.html#title
September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  scared
Having trouble keeping up with these last minute Summer of Horror reviews? Imagine having to write the damned things! Wrap Monsters Wrap!
Let's take this syngergystic time to revisit yet another MonSTAR! Three years ago this week, I posted the review for the 1932 Universal Classic The Mummy, you know the first horror film to feature a Wrap Star!
Lateness be my name, but here's the next bit of Summer of Horror synergy and it's from our friends at HAMMER FILMS! That's right, kids, it's time for The Mummy, featuring the undead serial killer with a starcrossed love! I wish she was here... holding me!!! (09/08/09)
http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/mummy1959.html#title
September 8, 2009 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  scared
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
The first Summer of Horror was all about Classic Horror, Signs and Portents and eerie oddities. This Summer of HorrorRise Monsters Rise! has been about Synergy with the past and about exposing the rarities of classic horror!
Three years ago on August 26, I posted the review for the 1931 Universal Classic Frankenstein, still considered to be an icon of modern creature features.
I may be late on this slice of Summer of Horror synergy, but it's high time that WorldsGreatestCritic.com reviewed the FIRST ever Frankenstein from way back in 1910! Don't miss Frankenstein, the silent classic worth its weight in nightmares! I wish she was here... holding me!!! (09/08/09)

http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/frankenstein1910.html#title