It has been pressed to my attention that white people have once again opened they mouths and spewed forth their normal old style of hatorade. Apparently, the day after Thanksgiving (the day we all thank Jesus for white people. That is racist in itselves please) is called "Black Friday."

Excuse me please?

I do not know about you, but for me, every day is Black Friday. I am not hiding behind my skin tone ever, so every day I am out and about, loud and proud, black and wack, shouting to the rooftops, lifting my voice in his holy praise and glorifying the true meaning of Christmas by being who I am: black.

So do not take Black Friday to celebrate your color. Celebrate it every day. Do something small, and black, every day, to remind white people that ne day we shall overcome.. and possibly burn they houses down and eat they kids, one by one... even the tweens.

Black Friday.. please. Suck my butthole white people.

Lord Jesus. I thought Obama was hired to end racism, but apparently not. In Denver, they held a monkey race (cloaked racism, please) where white people dressed in money costumes (wow) and raised money to protect baby monkeys from thieves who kill their parents and steal them. (wow) Whatever please. This is just one more attempt at sticking the burning cross further into the wound that is black history. I hate white people, and the costume stores that sell them these monkey costumes.

Don't tell me all them white people is dressed up as monkey to save monkeys. They is dressed up like that to send a loud and clear message to black people: we hate you. Well, one strong defiant thick-legged bare-backed honkey-tonk clinch-fisted lesbian-hating black woman is not going to let sleeping monkeys lie and let this little snatch of racism go by empty handed.

I cam calling a spade a spade and alerting the police. That's right. I placed a call to the authorities to have every single person in that race arrested. A police officer in on his way over to my house to discuss my issue. When I know more I will let you gay white people know. In the meantime, sit tight, and let Lady Raptastic fight the good fight.

I hate lesbians please.

-Lady (who?) RapTAStic

Jeremimi is back... and this time, with drawings, ho. My favorite parts:

2:11 through 2:27... Jesus Lord.

3:41 through 4:00... please sit down first.

7:21 through 7:51... He gotta take a drank before he blows the roof off this mug.

(From Jeremimi's Youtube page for this video) "I get so many fan requests for live performances and one take vocals, so I had some time to record two awesome Mariah ballads from the early 90s. Now obviously my vocals are not in peak position here because I have been in the studio recording all my other renditions, my voice is a little raspy. But they are soulful and I hope you don't mind some of the high notes that are not 100% great as some of my other ones. I put a slideshow of my various Paint computer drawings I have done just as a little sneak peak into my other talents besides singing. If I don't become a singer one day, I hope to be an artist."