Greetings Listers!

We are smack in the middle of the dog days of summer. And no, that doesn't have anything to do with Michael Vick or Joey Chestnut. Instead, it refers to the hottest days of the year, usually starting in July and ending in early September. It is called "dog days" because the ancient Romans thought the heat came from the brightest star in the sky, Sirius (a.k.a. the "dog star") that rises and sets with the sun during these months. As it turns out, its not hotter due to super radiation from this brilliant star, the heat is actually a result of the earth's tilt. Anyway, if you're interested in stargazing and peeping at Sirius, make sure you have a dark place away from the blinding city lights. Traveling to find that perfect place? Might as well pick one with a great prequel. Then if you're tired from watching meteor showers all night, consider trying some different morning jolt besides that old-fashioned cup of joe. You're going to need some energy during these final stifling "dog days." But don't blink - summer will be over before you know it.

Lists in this Newsletter:

Football Players that Went to Jail

Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Winners

Hottest Recorded Temperatures in the World

Celebrate July: National __________ Month

Celebrate September: National ___________ Month

Top 10 Brightest Stars in the Sky

How and Why the Seasons Change

Stargazing Tips

Best Places for Stargazing

 Best Places for Sunsets

Energy Drink Reviews

15 Instant Energy Boosters

A Falling Star: Lohan's Spiraling Career and Schizo-Roles We should have seen the evolution from cute, child star to wild party girl coming! Every role she's played in her career has been somewhat twisted and schizophrenic, screaming to free her from her innocent image.

1998 - The Parent Trap – adorable twins (both Lohan) separated at birth

2003 - Freaky Friday – switched bodies with her mom, Jamie Lee Curtis

2004 – Mean Girls – an out-of-town dork evolves to fit in with the cool kids

2005 – Herbie Fully Loaded – her talking car thinks it's a NASCAR

2006 – Just My Luck – a stranger's kiss swaps her good fortunes with his bad luck

2007 – Georgia Rule – a cool and rebellious girl moves to her grandmother's boring town

2007 – I Know Who Killed Me – a tortured girl insists she is a stripper and not who they think

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Greetings Listers!

Summer is finally here! (Well almost, Thursday is the official summer solstice) But man-oh-man is it hot as hell out there. I spent all winter praying for warmer weather, then all spring waiting for the pools to open, and now I am already looking forward to fall. Guess that is just human nature though.

So instead of waiting for the future, let us try and live in the present. (My apologies for the corny cliché)

First things first, how do you stay cool in this unbearable heat? If you have an air conditioner - try this… if it blows something other than cold air or you don't have one - try this.

By the way, if you don't have AC, here is an easy step-by-step list of how to build your own MacGyver-style air conditioner.

If that seems like too much work in the sweltering temperatures, dive in a pool. Sick of doggy-paddling and floating on rafts? Play one of these great games. Or take a trip to one of these incredible pools.

Don't ever forget what Mom said, "No swimming for 30 minutes after you eat!" And the odds are if you are eating, it'll be something off the grill. So make sure you have all the essentials - and don't forget to clean it when you're done, the food is already dirty enough!

If you have any other summery suggestions or ideas for lists create one yourself!

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Greetings Listers!

Don't worry! This newsletter will not just jump to a black screen at the end. You won't think your internet connection went out like you did your TV Sunday night. There will be some sort of conclusion. Promise.

Don't get me wrong, I respect David Chase's decision to end the Sopranos like he did. Personally, I even liked his creative choice. But much of the nation didn't. And their voices have been heard. So what do you think happened at the end of the show? My favorite idea so far is that Tony got whacked just like he said it would, you never see it coming and then it all just goes black. (But maybe you can change my mind)

And incase you need to go back and watch some previous episodes, take this Mobster Dictionary with you!

In any case, James Gandolfini can get out and play some more golf now. And don't forget the U.S. Open starts Thursday – think Tiger is the best? Think again!

Or maybe Gandolfini prefers the other country club sport, tennis. Speaking of which, did you see Nadal and Henin-Hardenne win their 3^rd consecutive titles at the French Open last weekend?

Tony Soprano may or may not have been like your dad. And maybe you wish he was? But don't forget about your real dad this Father's Day! I'm sure he'd like these high tech toys.

Then, if you can't live without the Sopranos buy yourself the DVDs. Or check out what Gandolfini is planning to do next.

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On the TV show "Entourage," Vincent Chase's agent Ari Gold, played by Jeremy Piven, is one the most memorable characters HBO has produced since Tony Soprano. Here are some of his infamous quotes.

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	I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of 'em. They're all just a number: Like Wife number 1 and Therapist number 7. Good day!
	You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out, bitch.
	You want to hire Max Ballard. He's Dakota Fanning with a dick.
	I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm f***ing the gardener.
	What if I told you I had a 22 inch dick? Would that be something that you would be interested in?
	I want every desk to be sterile enough for you to get trained on!
	Hug it out, bitch!
	Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch Chop suey!
	Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my c*ck!
	You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins.
	No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag!
	Good for you E; I won't even *uck my wife after she plays tennis.
	I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess.
	Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari-kari you with his pecker?
	You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.
	You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.
	I would say let's hug it out but I don't want you drawing wood.
	You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
	He will sue you - he'll take everything you have - he'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.
	Now how 'bout a quick blowjob before my Vince dinner

Fake Movie Trailers during the film "Grindhouse"
SILLY 

The film is presented as a double feature of two full-length segments, one being a zombie film written and directed by Robert Rodriguez, and the other being a slasher film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, with faux trailers advertising fictional films preceding each segment.

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	Quentin Tarantino made a fake sexploitation trailer called Cowgirls in Sweden
	The actor Danny Trejo is in a fake trailer for a movie called They Call Him Machete.
	Rob Zombie made a faux trailer called Werewolf Women of the S.S., featuring Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu, Udo Kier as SS officer Franz Hess.
	"Hostel" director Eli Roth contributed a promo for the slasher opus Thanksgiving, starring Jeff Rendell as the villainous Pilgrim.
	"Shaun of the Dead" director Edgar Wright directed a trailer called Don't, a 1970's Britsploitation meets Mondo trailer.

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Top 5 Most Dominant Players in Respective Sports
IMHO 

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In my opinion, these are the most dominant players in their respective sports today.

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1.	Roger Federer - Tennis - So good, should have his own tour, and when on his game cannot be beaten by anybody on the hard courts. The only chance opponents have is for him to play below par, and his opponent to play at his redline for the entire match. Will go down as the greatest ever.
2.	Tiger Woods - Golf - Since childhood, has been the best golfer at every level. Like Federer, also should have his own tour and when on his game cannot be beaten (only difference is Federer is almost always on his game and Woods has more off-days). Has already made the sport and his competitors better and will go down as the greatest ever.
3.	Ladanian Tomlinson - Football - Is so effective in so many ways, he single-handedly changes each game and how defenses must gameplan. Cannot be tackled by one man in the open field.
4.	Shaquille O'Neal - Basketball - So dominant that the league had to change its rules. Only downfalls are his age, health and free-throw shooting. When healthy, cannot be stopped inside - no matter who, what or how.
5.	Barry Bonds - Baseball - Still the most terrifying batter to have come to the plate. Only downfall again are age and health. When healthy, will never see a pitch to hit near the end of the game if the score is close. And despite all the downfalls and the off-field issues, will draw a handsome one-year contract from teams until he proves otherwise.