So is anyone surprised that Clay Aiken is gay? WHOA NELLY! I swear...I didn't see that one coming. Nor did millions of other people. No worries, Clay, you're music won't become any more popular, or better for that matter. And Rosie O'Donnell opened her mouth about this subject...but when she did, all that came out were chunks of pork and other food, plus a clump of hair from her girlfriend.

Oh, also Lindsay Lohan is gay. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/24/lohan.relationship.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest) Again, no surprise. It was blatantly obvious with that sidekick of hers. (Eeeeewww...that chick is nasty, too!) Speaking of Lohan, she had posted a blog about her views on Palin, and it got publicity. Pam Anderson was asked about Palin, too. She had said Palin can 'eat it'. The carpet-muncher had said something, but it was so fruitless, I forgot. Either way...who gives two shits what they think? One of them is a recovering crack whore, who no one should pay attention too, and the other is a PETA-loving, starved, wrinkled cunt. I love it how celebs on the down-curve need to say such nonsense to get attention.

You may have seen my bulletin that I posted earlier, about 'CodePink' supporting Obama. Didn't click the link? Well, lemme tell ya...don't vote for Obama. Why? Simply put, CodePink are filled with a bunch of traitors. They want American Troops dead ( http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/code_pink_murder1.jpg ), and even their leader has met with Iran's Predient, Mahmoud Dickuphisass...or what-ever his last name is. These are the kind of people that support this..."Messiah". Hussein will only bring this country down even further into turmoil. Do you really want a President who accepts money from people who want me, and a bunch of my friends, plus all the others serving our country, dead? Think hard, well...it shouldn't require much thought. Don't vote for this mother fucker.

Mehbe I'll post another bulletin later...I need to relieve some stress.

Fuck obama. Fuck em all the way to the mideast...or where ever the fuck that turd is now. Shame on those of you who like him, too. He says that the troops over there didnt do anything, that it was the iraqis. FUCK YOU DIP SHIT! When it comes downn too it, it was STILL our troops that did it all...their army would be shit without us right now. The cowardly motherfucker is afraid to admit that he was wrong when he first opposed the surge! Blah...

So, at about 0545 on the 6th, I get a phone call. "OMG...the sand niggers blew up times square."  I was like; Wtf? I thought I was dreaming since I was still in a drowsy state. So I went to my trusty laptop and looked it up on yahoo to discover that someone planted a bomb in the recruiting station in times square...hardly blowing the cross roads of the world up itself. Then I began to think...it was islamic extremists. Hell no. The attack was too simple, way early in the morning...and no one was hurt or killed. Let alone the target, a recruiting station.

Look at it this way. What is the goal of a terrorist? To instill fear and terror so they can get what they want. Ask yourself this- How does 'exploding' a recruiting station instill fear and terror into our minds? It didnt kill anyone, in fact...all it did was blow out a glass window and the door. WOO! Way to go. Hell, the recruiting station reopened today! Anyhow. Targets of terrorists would be a place buzzing with people, which times square is, no doubt. However, theyd plan for a huge attack during, lets say...rush hour, to harm as many innocents as possible. Thats how a terrorist thinks when planning their missions. Therefore, such an 'attack' could not have been a terrorist, so to speak (lets just say Islamic Extremist...and please note, I did say EXTREMIST!) It was, in fact, some anti-war, tree-huggin fruit loop.

Yes, I know...capitol hill received several letters with a picture of some white  old dude with the caption- "WE DID IT!" tagged to it. So then that must be how I know. Well, no, actually I had pointed out those same facts to others in my shop yesterday morning, when we were discussing it. It was only when I read the news story about them letters that my guess was verified that it was, indeed, a hippie.

The only thing that this 'attack' has accomplished is a few moments in the spotlight of the nation, and thats pretty much  it. Its unfortunate that it happend, but hell, it did NOTHING. Shit, the recruiters are back to work as of late this morning. The target was of no real significance, it was at a way akward time, and no one was hurt. Plus the explosion wasnt all that big. Though I must admit, that it might not be a true hippie...prob just a hippie extremist.

Fuck man...I guess its hard to believe I am an aircraft maintainer, eh? Damn...I should work for some anti-terrorist agency. >_>

I dont make many political blogs...well, at least flat out political. I tend to stay away from plain old politics jus' because I hate arguing bout it. I tend to be very subtle with anything with political hoo-hah. However, Im gonna go out on a limb here.

Political parties have torn this country apart more so than the civil war had with the north and south. People can be perfectly fine with one another, whether onee is gay and the other is not...black/white, yellow/red...etc, that is until they find out that they have totally different views on politics. I have seen instances where someone made death threats to the other. WHY!? Because they couldnt agree on hot topic in politics.

Now, I am not the most perfect person. Fuck no. I may jab at liberals more so than at conservatives. I suppose you can say that I lean more to the right. However, I dont consider myself to be part of, or support, either party- Demos oor Repubs. Shit, I dont even support the Green party. I dont give two and a half fucks about any party who thinks they know what we want. Sure, their constituants may send concerns to them, and hell, maybe thosee worries are read...but they are generally ignored unless two million fucking people send letters about the same thing. It seems to me that the party figures are in it for their own interests- all this primary BS is just a facade. Just to garner votes from people so they can get into office. A lot of the people who vote dont research shit, and vote for whomever -appears- better. It irks me.

Realize something? I have not once said candidate yet. I dont consider the runners candidates- they are merely party figures...leading tthe way to get their side into the executive office. To me, a candidate represents the PEOPLE, not through a party, or lobbyists...oor fucking endorsements, but the PEOPLE directly. We havent had that in god knows how long.

So who am I voting for? I dunno. I got time to look into it and see who would deserve my vote. However, show me a candidate...who doesnt fight for a party on the left or the right, but for the people of this country, and I'll gladly, without hesitation, give him/her my vote.

In short- fuck your political parties.

So this lady called 911. You'd think she'd of been in some sort oof situation where she needed help, right? Well...*cough* Her emergency was that BurgerKing got her order wrong three times. YES! Thats right...BK didnt give the fucktard her western bacon cheesburger.  LORD HAVE MERCY! I dont have a site for this, but it was all recorded and I heard it while watching Maury during my break on Friday. She wanted a cop down there so that BK would give her the right order...the 911 operator, in effect, said; Fuck no fatty! The operator said they wouldnt send anyone there, that it was between her and tthe manager, asking how the cop would help. The woman replied with; "Well, they're suppose to serve and protect!" To which the operator responded; "What are they going to protect you from? The bacon cheeseburger?" Laughs were had all around tthe breakroom.

I dont know what has come over people these days. This little happening is almost as bad as the woman who sued McDonalds...almost. Sorry, nothing tops the dumbass who didnt think he coffee wasnt going to burn her if it spilled. Speaking of lawsuit...I wonder if that above woman sued the BK? Hrm...I reckonn Im gonna look into thatt. If she did..thenn she wins the darwin award hands down. I dont care if she didnt die...she deserves it!

I dunno if anyone has kept their eye on the news lately, but Egypt is, basically, being invaded. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080125/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_palestinians;_ylt=AsdgWrbA.YjMhv5RzlXxRua9IxIF)
 Yep...that group Hamas broke down thee barrier on the border of Egypt and Gaza, letting a flood oof people in. The Egyptian guards tried to close the border, but were repelled by rocks...lots of rocks. They even brought dogs in, but thosee dogs were shot  and killed by Hamas militants. ZOMG! WHERE'S PETA ON THIS ONE! Quick, PETAman! Send over a squad of veggie, goat-fucking people to Egypt! Tell them how wronng they are! qUICK! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! OH WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 (Actually, over there, dogs are viewed as impure by their religious beliefs. Yes, I know, it sucks, but hey...itts their beliefs)

*Ahem*

So the Egyptians retreated as people poured into the country. FUCKING WEAK!  Screw politics...fucking do sometthing bout them bastards! They arent using force because they're afraiid of the backlash from theiir own people who are sympathic with the gazans...yet they dont want terrorists getting into their country. Screw what yer population thinks- SAVE YER COUNTRY FROM TERRORISTS! I think that takes prioritty over what any one thinks. Who gives two shits and a dollar if yer people ar sympathic when (badly) trained killers are getting into your nation? Pretty soon those people may be DEAD because of the army's delayed reaction into closing the gap.

This would be like the mexican army (LOL) breaking a hole inn the fence and letting theiir populationn pour in. (Not that it isnt all ready like that...jus minus the whole army and hole in the wall...instead its UNDER the wall). I wouldnt give a damn what the rest of the US population would think, I'd send in a fucking company of jarheads to plug the whole and shoot up anyone who tries to enter. DO SOMETHING EGYPT! SAVE THE PYRAMIDS!!!!!!11111!1!1!1!1

Oh Hugo Chavez...why cant you be a good Commie and just drop dead all ready? Or atleast come out of the closet...because obviously you have a hard on for Bush and Conndi that you need to satisfy by announcing ludacris reports that the US annd Colombia plan on taking military action agaiinst yer POS country. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080126/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/venezuela_colombia)
 Believe me...if there were any plan...we'd of fuckin blown yer government back to the Big Bang by now. I'm forseeing a bigger problem for Venezualans in the future...though he's all ready a big problem- and thats old Huggie himself. I read somewhere that his promises have gone unclaimed. People are still  suffering yet he said he'd help out. Ye-up...sounds like the begininng oof another dictator. The fucker all ready has a shit load oof power that he gained last year. Some bad shit is gonna go down...when, I dunno, but shit is gonna hit the fan sooner or  later.

I hate paparatzzi...or however ya spell it. No, im not being mobbed by them (i'd be in jail by now for mass murder if that were the case). But seriously...I dont give a rats ass about some celebs private life.What they do is theiir business...I dont need to hear about it. If they wanna be a whore, theen soo be it. Stop spying onn them. Leave them be! STOP CHASING THEM DOWN IN PUBLIC! I feel bad for 'em because they get cooped up in their homes. Itt must suck havinng to disguise yerself at times so the stalkers dont find ya. Fuck man, GET A LIFE! Only a small amount  of people actually give a damn...just end it now! Anyonne wonder why  Brittany is going coo-coo? Yea...the media. I believe that there has jus beenn waaaaaaay too much pressure on her and she finally snapped. Im surprised that most oof the other celebs havent snapped...and shaved their heads. Poor souls....i think it should be legal for celebs to kill the patzi...Id pay to see that in the news for sure.

Holy shit fuck...its a new blog. There's no particular topic for this one, it's just gonna be all over.

Welp, it looks as if suicide bombings are on the decline....or not. There had been a lul in the attacks for a short bit, but I reckon not.  I read  a headline today, something about a bomber killing 14, AT A FUNERAL! Wtf man...seriously. Let the people pay their respects to their deceased loved one- who was mostt llikely a  victim of a similar attack. Fucking retarded!

The economy all around the world is twirling down the galatic shitter. Much like how that bowl of chilli I ate thee other night ended up. Woooo weeeee what a sitting that was! Anyhow, I can only imagine what its like in Iraq right now, as far as the economy. The only stable job there has to be a Mortician. HA! Thats iit....the bombers aint workin for Al Quacka...they're being hired by the fucking Morgues! ITS ALL A BIG FUCKING SHAM! wow, theyre smart...get one customer in, get all their info, plan out the funeral, then turn around and hire a bomber to get moree service. Unethical, perhaps...smart biz, most def. (On a dull note for all you fuck nuts with a dildo shoved up yer ass, I know that thats not it....stop boning yerself and lighten up).

Ya'lll know how the bombers arre promised 72 virgins when they geet to paradise after killing themselves? Well, fuck...i think thats the ticket to this war. Thats why they're fighting! They're jus horny little fucks! Though I dunno why theyd want virgins, but shit, lets just send over thousands of 'em and mehbe that'll please them. All this political BS is just that, bull fucking shit. they're really jealous of our virgins (if any) and how damn good lookin most are! They're stuck with gals that if theyre gonna have any fun with, they have to bring a machete to bush whack their way through to the prized pink taco. Hell, perhaps we should just drop thousands upon thousands of pornos...mehbe thats a good substitute?

-sigh- Sooooo....Im sure you all know by now thatt I am in Vegas, stationed at Nellis AFB. Ye-up...lovely place actually, very scenic. Some of the best sunrises Ive seen. (Ok, so thats the outdoorsman in me). But fuck, these people need to learn how to drive!!!!!!!! Good thing I've had a lot of practice by living in betweenn NY and PA, but I think these fucks here in Vegas take the cake. Of course it doesnt help that 1 out of 3 people on the road are drunk...day or night! Yea...great statistic, eh? Fuck man...no turn signals, people going 10mph in the fast lane. FUCK! Safest place to drive in Vegas- right here on base. Theres not a single traffic lightt here on base- all 4-way intersections. No fenderbenders at all.

So before my rents sent my sirius radio out, i was stuck listening to the local stations. Nothing wrong with them, great music (Shit, I cant complainn about them playinng 7 straight hours of classic rock with no commercials), but wheneveer commercials were played, they were utter shit. -sigh- Theres this one for fat fucks who are too lazy to work out, called Boot Camp  Las Vegas (Free plug, ya assholes!) The commercials goes something like...

Guy 1: "Man...I've hit the gym for an hour every night for the past week and I still  dont feel like its working."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you neeed to go to boot camp..."
Guy 1; "no way man, im not cut out for the service...." (personal addition: "Because Im too lazy annd too much of a pussy to do so...I enjoy my super sized fries!")
Guy 2; "No, not military boot camp, las vegas boot camp!"

Anyhow, its about a fat  camp wheere peoplle go to do (corny drag race announcer voice) MILITARY  STYLE EXERCISES! -super sigh- Ok people, lemme break it to ya. There are two main differences between MILITARY STYLE EXERCISES! and...um...'civilian' style exercises. One; We wear uniforms...and Two; Its usually a formation. (at least its counted as one). Other than that, there is nno god damn difference!!!! If you are so fuckinng lazy and stupid as to not realize that what you do in this las vegas boot camp and what we do is not the same...then you need not even bother. Fuck, do it in yer own house! Sit ups, push ups, jog round the block, flutter kiicks....WHAT HAVE YOU!

ok, ok...fine. I am now releasing to the world the new exercise program. Its called the Maxwell-get-off-yer-lazy-fat-ass program. Its very simple. grab a fishiing pole and cut the line to a length an inch longer than the pole. Put a barbed hook on the end, and place the pole down yer back, hook in front/over you. Have someone put a fuckinng hotdog on the hook, and then let you free. BINGO! By the time the fucker gets thee hot dog, they've lost several pounds. Repeat  until ya reach yer desired weight!

Now ya'll may be thinkin tthat im a bit harsh. HELL NO! I hate peoplle who whine about such shit when they are fully capable of fixing the problem themselves! I have a good friend back home. He was a big guy  through highschool, but he was active. He was on my paintball team and did shit in gym. I saw him when I went home, and he's steadily lost weight. He's slimmeed downn quite a bit. He took the initiative and is on his way to beinng healthier. I cannnot recall at all him complaining, or blaming other people...let alone any resturants. Shit, he even wanted to join the military...but was declined due to asthma. It sucks, but now he's making due. People can learn....

Im not even gonna touch Brittany Spears....literally and figurtivly. *Gags* Meh....news is kinda slow....mehbe something fun will pop up that i can make fun of. Woo! On a sidenotte....THIS KEYBOARD IS PISSING ME OFF! The keys are as loose as a chinese hooker in Beijing. bleh.