Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 25
Sign: Aquarius
State: London and South East
Country: UK
Signup Date: 12/6/2004
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Saturday, September 29, 2007
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Current mood:  amused
1. All the fake profiles - Is there anything more annoying than getting a friend request from a hot chick and then finding out it's actually from a fake profile?
2. Fake comments - If there's one thing worse than a fake profile, it's receiving a fake comment from one. Ok, I get it, I can get a $500 Macy's gift card. Awesome!
3. Bulletin whores - Seriously, you don't have to post a bulletin every 15 minutes. The fact that you just brushed your teeth is nice, but not something I need to know. Is someone starving for attention or what?
4. The top friends list - I wonder how many friendships have been ruined because somebody left someone out of their top friends?
5. The pictures - Is it just me or do 90% of the guys on MySpace have 6-pack abs? The world is getting fatter, yet the people on MySpace are getting fitter. Go figure.
6. Flash ads - You know those little ads that make you shoot the turkey, "get the gold," or just click repeatedly until you "win" a free ringtone (or other amazing gift)? Yep, they suck. Why? Because they're so bloody addictive.
7. Tom - It had to be said. I mean come on, the guy is automatically the friend of every new sign-up? I'll tell you one thing, the guy has balls, but you'd think that after accumulating 170 million friends he could give it a rest.
8. The names ppl use - like "abby anitidote" "Chanel" "barbie" "KaraGore" "ashley Doom" shutup your names are pathetic.
9. how everyone thinks they're hardcore with Gore and Skeletons and Zombies but they have Hello Kitty and Bows and Starbucks on their profile -_-
10. CLONES - Members that have the same poufy/teased/layered/spiky hair
11. DUMB KIDS - they claim their original and unique
12. W4W! SPAM4SPAM! PC4PC! ADD HER/HIM! - thats lame.
13. "My friends are better than yours" - They clearly cant no that for sure if they dont know your friends.
14. "Don't judge me, you don't know me" - Its just a waste of time writing that, you still get judged no matter what you say.
15. "music is the only thing that keeps me going" - No, breathing is.
16. "Send me the links of my fakes people!" - Thats the best one. Because all their "fake" profiles are set on private, so i always think hm, theyve just made this profile up so they can be like people who actually do have fakes lmao, how sad :]
17. Ripping shit off your profile - do u this will go un-recognized ?
18. Fakes! - Especially persistent ones who fake the same person and get found out twice and come back YET AGAIN.
19. Fakes - who talk shit about others' appearance when they're too much of a pussy to make a myspace with their own pictures.
20. Fakes - who join tons of large perfection groups.
21. Fakes - who have a hint about being fake in their headline, hahaha.
22. Fakes - who fake my friends and befriend my friends.
23. People with [1846847897K] - so are u famous ?
24. People with dozens of groups things on their name - .. So what ?
25. Lack of originality - that includes those last names "Brutal", "Gore", etc.. or those poor copy groups like PD
26. People who think they're famous, they're the shit, they can make Hollywood jealous or make diamonds rain - Open your eyes guys, we actually have TV'S in our home
27. Newbies who have their profiles so-called hacked - then asking you to whore them and im the only bla bla, all others are fakes, when did u became envied to be faked ?
28. When people who turned their profiles to private - actually I don't really see the point of having private one, and then they have their headline full or warnings like "I won't talk to you blah blah blah" and hear this funny quotes :
"DONT ADD ME IF YOURE FAT, EW.
DONT ADD ME IF YOURE OVER 20, EWEW.
DONT ADD ME IF YOURE UGLY, EW EW EWWWW!
DONT ADD ME IF YOURE A PERVERT. EW.
DONT MESSAGE ME ASKING WHY I DIDNT ACCEPT YOU,
HERES YOUR REPLY, YOURE UGLY."
I'd rather just have one less number on my friend list, than a person so stuck up like that.
29. Spam. - posting comments/messages, etc, about ringtones and penis enlargement pills.
30. About me's that are really long - no one reads them, unless they know you better, you'r have something interesting to say, or u r famous enough to get others inspired by your words.
31. People that make their own fakes to seem popular -it's even worse when their ugly, beside who the fuck has 50-100 fakes at 10-15k????????
32. Kids - who keep using the word "EWW"
33. Kids -who ACTUALLY think their perfect
34. Kids - j-star seem like god [i most deff hate that, EVEN IF I LIKE HIM
35. having to hear tha same shit everyone else tells you - "your hot", "your cute", "your hair is amazing" ect.
36. a random message - saying nothing at all EXP: :) <3 :D >.<
37. Stupid hatemail that makes no sense at all - especially when its someone ugly and small going up against someone their no match to, get a life, im not bothered, u actually made me the giggle of the day.
38. SUCKUPS! - in a perfection group deletion list , kids who kiss ass or looks for their asses to be kissed
EXP: "YAY im not on the ugly list!!"
"duh look at you your soo gorgeous"
OORRRR
"WTF im not ugly pss bitch your ugly"
(random kid from nowhere)"EEWW yeah right she/he is fucking amazing. your pure perfection"
i think they're both not owners to decide .
39. Fakes - The Ones who fake people who arn't a myspace famous person or well known are the worst cause sometimes you seriously don't know if they're fake or not!
40. QUOTES - People so up themselves they have DON'T ADD ME IF YOUR UGLY in their profiles or Stuff telling people YOU ARE NOT THE NEW CANCER YOUR NOT MISS MURDER, SO DON'T FUCKING PRETEND TO BE....Now whose to say they're fucking king shit and good looking, if someone wants that in their name let it fucking be just dont add them!
41. Creepy old guys - they just add you then send you comments saying how pretty you are -SOOO CREEPY
42. People who go around abusing people - because they think everyone loves them and it won't get back to them! , yeah right "karma is a bitch"
43. People not answering back messages - specially if its an important message.
44. Fights over myspace - they really get to me...like msn fights are bad enough but stupid bitches over myspace shit me off big time...its like people can't find enough time to fight verbally during their real lives so they bring it onto myspace and for the stupidest reasons!
45. Nine year old kids - that claim your their idol.
46. People who spam their page with PETA banners - claiming to be vegetarians when they are not, [I know a few fuckers like that]
47. DIAMONDS/HELLO KITTY/BATS - enough said.
48. People who dont mind their own business - hey you have fake on your top friends, why is she on your top friends, stuff like that is annoying, why the fuck do u care ?
49. People who insist on meeting you - i didnt do my account to date you, unless let me know u better, girls whi insist of having sex with you when she read you're in relationship, its like wanting something just because you dont have it. People read my info first.
50. DumbFucks - asking whatse your name when you have it on your title, your age when its written, your location when its adressed ? are you guys blind ??
51. People who do not know what mango's are. - ??
52. When people have annoying songs
53. Questions - what is the song on your player , its hidden for a reason.
54. stretched confusing profiles - it makes me not want to bother goin back onto it.
55. kids who have half naked pictures of themselves - .. pedos use this site.. hello?!
56. DUMB THEFT - i hate when people steal shit like people have said.. some people steal the whole layout, background etc when i made it myself you stupid fucks or when people steal bits out of your about me but re-arrange it to suit them pisses me off aswel.
57. LOW SELF-ESTEEM - when girls that aren't even that pretty have shit like "you want to be me" on their profiles. or like "dont steal my pictures" & loadsa utha stuck up shit about themselves. really annoys me. id rather just not talk to them.
58. Kids who get everyone to spam thier pictures - Or keep asking you over to comment thier pics. fuck off much =| i mean do they want me to actually tell them they look bloody awful -_- i'll comment them when i actually like them.
59. people who have profiles with shit loads of quizes - and tables of questions and it takes a whole fucking day to scroll to the bottom =|
anyone heard simplicity is bliss.
60. getting really ass kissing comments or messages - like. " i am actually in love with you, im so jelous of you cause youre so hot, i wish i was you, youre like so perfect. comment me back" what the fuck am i supposed to say in reply to that :S
61. some people think vanity is the definition of beauty - ive never understood that.
62. TITLES - sTuPiD bOyZ aND gIrLzZz OR Latin ppl with names bout food Grrr.
63. People who claim and write that they're an "elite" - Guys hello? An elite in real standards is something a whole lot bigger, you should go to school instead of whoring yourselves out all day everyday.
64. BULLETINS - People who post bulletins along the like of "I'm bored". If you're bored, go and do some extra studying or read a novel, it'll do you a lot more good than using MySpace IM!
65. People who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' - ??
66. myspace ledgends - hello ? they all use friendstorm, a legend not counted by numbers, but by what they represented or inspired u by .
67. old men and women - using myspace ? why ? dont u have a life ??
68. wanna be clothing/modeling companies - enough said.
69. That 'horror'y, scratchy font - sorry, its overused and looks like it was made in paint by a special child.
70. People who think that grasping the concept of shrinky-dinks makes them an independant jewellery designer. - everyone became a designer and have bows made atm , lol
71. People who ignore my FAQ - and still ask how i did my hair, my background & if i want to be in their crap group/train/contest, wtf ?
72. REALLY persistent people - If I don't reply to you the first 5 times you message me, just fucking give up! JEEZ!
73. When people have "Hurt my friends, I'll snap your neck" on their profiles - I mean, like FUCK you would! You're 13 years old and 4 foot tall. Just shut up.
74. People that say "lol" more than once in a sentence.
75. PUNCTUATION - ppl tht typ lyk dis n neva use punctuation so u cnt undastand a muthafuckin thing they say
76. RANDOMNESS - people that say things like "hey how are you" or "thanks for the add" I get like a billlion of those comments a day
77. Having a bunch of gore pictures on their page - That's not hardcore, it's just psychotic.
78. Thinking you're better than everyone else becuase you have a lot of friends - No, you just have a lot of time to waste.
79. FAKERS - kids who think they listen to hardcore/metalcore/death metal but they actually listen to from first to last, nothing against them but they are not hardcore or something!
oh yeah, and kids who listen to bring me the horizon but at the same time also to fall out boy. gosh, it's just cause they all fancy the oliver sykes (the singer >.< )
80. People who take pictures and they're all at the exact same angle, the hair is the same, the facial expression is the same. The only thing that's different is the fucking t-shirt.
81. People who don't have a Home link on their profile. o_O
82. People who have more than one page of pictures. - Over 20 pictures is just excessive. Especially when they all look the same . . . or they're of their pet . . . or family members . . . or whatever.
83. PHOTOSHOP People who adjust the brightness of their pictures so that their face features disappears, ones who alter their skin body color, stuff you all know and see.
84. People who plaster their profile with a million of those fucking annoying little glittery icons.
85. people who have long names..but i mean, reeally really long.. its so annoying.
86. people who cant speak proper english -who cant speak at all.. and they claim to know it very well.
87. SEPARATE ACCOUNTS - its trend that no one use one account now, u have to do backup one music page for ur songs that can be in myspace everyewhere then a promotion page for i dunno, unrecognized shit you made that no one except you know of and a fashion page, layout page, and a contest page, a separate group profile page and friends-only one , are you kidding me?! get over yourself, if they were your "real friend",
you wouldn't need myspace to get a hold of them.
88. People who claim that they're straightedge - even though they're underage and they're not supposed to be doing that shit anyway. =/
Wait until you're old enough to claim your straightedge-ness . . .
89. Complete n00bs who use various profile editors and leave the advertisements on their profile. Just fucking delete them - It's not hard . . . jeez.
90. People with ENORMOUS pictures as captions - so you need to scroll about for an hour just to see the goddamn pics.
91. People who post whore bulletins with the title: "ADD HIM OR I'LL DELETE YOU!" - SHUT THE FUCK UP! You will NOT rake through your entire friend's list and check whether they've added the person. Cunt.
92. People who post meaningless shit in bulletins with the title "OMFG!!!!"
Then inside its like "im bored. talk?"
93. People who make up fake accounts so they can add themself as a friend to spam their own pictures!
94. People who say stuff like "hi bby :)" in comments. - It's like, how the fuck do i respond to that :S?
95. People who comment you, and click the post comment loads of times because they dont think the comments sent! Gahh awnfishrsitfgyshotiwel that fucks me off.
96. People who overuse the words "kthnx."
97. People who spam your page like your a fucking band saying
<------ ADD ME
<---- ADD ME
<------ ADD ME
<--- ADD ME
<------ ADD ME
98. Fucking hip-hop/rap/reggae/hillbilly musicians that ask me to check out their music. HAVE YOU EVEN TAKEN A LOOK AT MY MUSIC SECTION?! Fuck offff! Yer CRAP!
99. When you get picture comments that don't even relate to you - "lol u have a nice colour of wall lol" (?!)
100. "Do you think ive got a chance of getting into the groups youre in?" - stfu. find out for yourself you lazy pisswank.
101. Little kids that are like "Woah! fuck me!" - Yeah babes, come back when your balls have dropped, ok?
102. those chavs that thing they're BADDD because they have a cigarette hanging out their mouths.
103. The myspace poses - usually a picture where you can only see the persons vans on their feet and their hair covering the whole of their face
104. People in comments who're like "omg im so hungry, come make me dinner!"
Then the other person goes "okay, im on my way" - Yeah right, youre still sitting in your computer chair. PAHAHAHA.
105. People who are like "I POST ALOT OF BULLETINS, DONT ADD ME IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!!" - Oh okay, well i found you REALLY attractive, but damn it, you posting bulletins is like me getting cancer, so i WONT add you!
106. people who have commented your picture, and they comment it again and again and again because you didnt "pc4pc" back :@!
107. People that make little montages of everything they love - Every single one has an iPod, straighteners, hairspray, mobile phone, Who DOESN'T love those things? You're not being very unique . . .
108. When people ask for your MSN before they've even introduced themselves.
109. people who claim to love japanese music/anime/culture - Just becuz its the 'scene' thing to do now.
110. Fucking ugly perfection group owners - enough said
111. People who obsess over getting a comment from a "Myspace celebrity" - FAKE it bby and get overurself.
112. A billion fucking videos on the page.
113. People who don't how to use HTML.
114. Plain stupidity.
115. 13 -15 year old on myspace.
116. Check out my band messages - I don't like your band , if i liked it i would have already added you.
117. Vote for me messages - will my vote gonna make your real life any better ? grow up.
118. Contest sites - actually whats the prize :S
119. People who keep sending me messages to join thier groups.
120. People that have the same song just because a myspace celebrity has it - be original i say, thank god im not an artist anymore, lol
121. People who post bulletins with the title " OMG Gerad Way/[insert "scene" band name here"] died/broke up, and you open it and its like comment me! -__-
123. People who claim they brought things back and made trends.
124. People who steal my music list/player - I mean come on what the fuck? are you that lazy? or just obsessed ?
125. People who thinks its their soul purpose and duty to take up for myspace celebrities - You never meet them and they don't give a flying fuck about you get a goddamn hint.
126. People who are CONSTANTLY on myspace. [I mean seriously do you not have a life at all? Aren't half of them supposed to be in school? then they tell u , get a life , seems legit.
127. people who call you fake ? do u feel legit saying so , like a fake adding me and telling me im fake, or an obsessed person making AIM and telling everyone its me :S
128. ROLE PLAYERS - enough said
127. Falling text - wtf.
128. Mirror pictures - a TOM myspace trend.
thats all for now, you can add more in here
and thanks to everyone in pd that dedicated times and efforts in writing this.
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Mickey Avalon
By Mickey Avalon
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Monday, March 19, 2007
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Current mood: giggly
Category: Romance and Relationships
Obviously, the majority of u foolz out there haven't a fuckin' boardgame CLUE?!?!?! on how to eat pussy... Which jus causes an increase in the already abundant population of bi[trendy]sexual females... Soo here's a few SIMPLE (no it's actually very easy) methods I've had in my arsenal for quite some time...
FIRST... It's easier to make a girl cum from eatin' her pussy, as opposed to fuckin' her... From what I know off-hand... 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top... & they're on top why? So they can stimulate their clit... By doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grabbin' on your pelvic bones... Which... Really does nothin' for u... So the key is... Eat pussy first... Make her cum a few times... Numb her up... Then hammer away however u like... So u won't have to endure that grindin' bullshit...
Now once ur in between her legs... Don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner... Take your fuckin'time. I know pussy is nearly irresistable... but don't act like it is.
Lick her inner thighs, kiss them... Kiss around her pussy lips... Kiss the lips etc. etc... Finally once u've got your tongue on her clit... this is what u do... (u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want... That's all preference... It's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread apart... So u have easier access to their clit) Now... Roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circular motion... Slowly... DONT STOP... The KEY is to hold your rhythm... Listen to the girl's breathin'... Use this as feedback... & react w/your tongue accordingly... You want her breathin' to be steady... At steady intervals... Kinda like a metrognome, clock... Whatever..tick tock tick tock tick tock... It sounds lame but she should be breathin' on beat... No, not MOANING... Breathing... Listen to her breathin'.... Listen to the moans when ur on the phone or somethin'... Now the key is... DONT STOP (I emphasize this, cuz it's important...if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're not gonna get anywhere)... DONT STOP... Even if it's to pick a hair outta ur mouth... Just hold your rhythm... Circle her clit... Increase speed gradually... Once u've got the speed up a bit... & her breathin' is tellin' u on target... Use more of the tip of ur tongue... & move it less... But at a slightly faster pace... Basically work ur way into... Flickin' it back n forth like a punching bag... It's hard to explain... but it's kinda like vibratin' your tongue... Not swayin' it back n forth like a wreckin' ball... Slappin' her clit as you swoosh by... If u can keep this up for at least 60 seconds... She'll cum... If she's stubborn and won't bust... Get a finger or two up inside her... Hook ur finger(s)... & kinda "scratch", "scrape", "tickle", "massage" her Gspot... Which feels like a lil sponge... It's on the "ceiling" of her pussy... Inside... & up top... About an inch in... Consider yo fingers holdin' the harmony... While your tongue works the melody... & she'll bust before u know it...
GOOD... You've succeded... Now the worst thing u can do now... Is STOP... Keep fuckin' goin... This is the good part... If u ignore her pants, rants, and gestures for u to stop... & keep goin' like she hasn't busted... (she'll initially want u to stop cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)... After 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade... & about a minute later..Yes A MINUTE... She'll bust again...
So, Did You Learn Anything? You Did!!! Now You Know What You Should Do? Try It!!! You Know You Want To!!!
this blog was created with help of maie massacre
www.myspace.com/maiedoll
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
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Current mood:  happy
Category: Blogging
Okay , So Listen Everyone
My Best Friend Natalia , Discovered Who Am I , Studied me for 4 months and came up with this , Read it cuz its Very True and Much helpful, Keys to who am i
" Very sensitive by nature, you prefer to be in your own familiar surroundings.
Cautious and conservative, you make changes in your life only very slowly, if at all. You do not open up easily to strangers. Friendships are made for life, however -- once given, your trust is forever.
Your mother, your home as a child and your early family life in general are very important to you. You are also very sentimental.
When you feel self- confident, you are gentle, giving and protective of the needs of others. But when you feel insecure or threatened, you become overly sensitive to criticism, shy, withdrawn and moody. You have a strong need for security -- in the sense that you are being loved, nourished and protected.
Extremely careful and cautious by nature, you value neatness and order above all else.
You are known for not jumping to conclusions about things. You tend to weigh all possible choices very carefully before making a decision. When in the slightest amount of doubt, you will compromise rather than ruffle any feathers. You are a true raconteur of culture and taste -- your ideas and opinions are neat, elegant and refined. A born diplomat, you dislike discord so much that you will go out
You rigorously practice very high standards of living and conduct and you demand the same of everyone with whom you come into contact. At times, you are so supercritical that you are merely nit-picky
Your likes and dislikes are strong and intense, never casual or superficial. You are known for your persistence and willful obsession. Once you have decided on a course of action, you are unstoppable. Your emotional actions tend to be extreme, although you try to keep them muted. You are not quick to anger, you do slow burns. And you tend to release your anger as sarcasm or irony.
Beware of your tendency to hold grudges and to be vengeful. When you do fight, or release your internal tensions, you do so body and soul -- you become totally passionate and your outbursts are awesome to behold."
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By Delta Goodrem
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
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Current mood: giggly
Category: Life
1. What is one thing that instantly makes or break your sexual attraction for someone?
2. What is the one thing that can make up for someone turning you off from ..1?
3. When you are sexually attracted to someone, what is your first initial tactic?
4. Does this usually work?
5. If ..3 happens NOT to work, what is the reason? (generally speaking?)
6. What is your favorite part of dating?
7. What is your LEAST favorite part of dating?
8. Does a great date always guarantee sex at the end of it?
9. How do you feel about one-night-stands?
10. If you are opposed to one-night-stands, what would it take for a date to get you in the sack? If you aren't opposed to one-night-stands, what would PREVENT you from going through with it?
11. What quality do you think you possess that makes the opposite (or same) sex sexually attracted to you?
12. A person can be attracted to someone, but not be SEXUALLY attracted to them In your opinion, what makes or breaks that fine line?
13. Do you think sexual attraction is realized through subtle undertones or in-your-face, animalistic instincts?
14. What is your wildest sexual fantasy? (I mean, wild for YOU)
15. What is your biggest pet peeve when it comes to having sex?
16. What is something you could never do during sex?
17. What do you think is your greatest strength, sexually?
18. What is your greatest weakness?
19. What is your favorite style of sex?
20. Have you ever faked an orgasm and why?
21. Do you masturbate regularly?
22. Do you enjoy great masturbation over so-so sex?
23. What do you do if your partner comes and you haven't, but they are acting like they're done?
24. If the sex is just mediocre, would you stop having sex with that person?
25. Why or why not?
26. Are you bisexual?
27. If yes, do you prefer giving head to men or women? If no, under what circumstance would you ever change your mind about bisexuality (ex: you have the chance to have sex w/ Angelina Jolie, but ONLY if you and your homie Derek will suck each other off in front of her)
28. If you had to choose one or the other, would you say you were a pervert or a prude?
29. What is your opinion on bestiality?
30. Why do you think men are so intent on sodomizing women (even the ones that are VERY homophobic)?
31. How long has it been since you've had sex?
32. What is the longest you've gone without?
33. Was it by choice or because you couldn't get any?
34. What would you do if your partner (or anyone you fucked, for that matter) said you were an awful lay? Could you take the criticism with stride or would you be all pissy?
35. What if you thought this particular person judging you was a really GREAT fuck?
36. Do you think anyone has ever faked an orgasm with you?
37. Do you like to watch porn?
38. What is the nastiest thing you've done, sexually?
39. Do you have any one specific thought, picture or fantasy that you think of that gets you excited immediately?
40. Would you still have sex if you couldn't climax?
41. Do you prefer to give pleasure or receive it? (if you had to choose just one humor me, it goes with question ..40)
42. Do you ever find that sex gets boring with one person (when you start to fall into a pattern?)
43. Would you ever break up with someone because the sex was unsatisfying and/or your partner was unable to perform?
thankies to sara who inspired me to write this blog !
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We Are Pilots
By Shiny Toy Guns
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
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Current mood: giggly
1. Pretend the caller was lucky caller 20 on your radio station
2. If it's a telemarketer, say the person they're looking for wont be available for 5-10 years
3. Reply to their hello with no habla espaniol, even if they're speaking english
4. Pretend like you called them, instead of vice versa
5. Answer the phone like you're working at Pizza Hut
6. Answer the phone like it's a 800 suicide helpline
7. Honk an airhorm as soon as you pick up the phone
8. Scream 'Ah!! The voices!' and then slam the phone back down.
9. Answer as Amy Lee(or any other celebrity)'s secretary, then hang up, and if they call back act like you have no clue what they're talking about and be excited that they had Amy Lee's number.
10. Pretend they have the wrong number and that you've had it for 25 years
11. Play elevator music constantly when you pick up, but dont talk to the person untill they've stayed on the line for at least 10 minutes
12. Answer the phone in spanish
13. Break out into song every time they try to start a sentence
My Gf and I were coming up with these, tell me what you think. Comment if you have any more you think we should add!
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
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Current mood: giggly
1 excuse yourself to go to the bathroom come back soaking wet and offer no explanation
2 claim you must wear a bicycle helmet all the time as part of your "astronaut training"
3 just mutter the words"can't get away, can't hide" over and over again
4 Hide in a dark corner mumbling curses
5 Take a "sabbatical" from bathing (that means not to bath based on your religion or something like that)
6 Start walking your cat on a leash. When looked at funny or asked why sick your cat on them
7 Screaming "Attack of the flying monkeys" at random people
8 At the gym tell an employee you cloths got stolen. Then when your asked to give a description of them describe what they are wearing
9 Start practicing the ancient art of light brite
10 When someone talks to you cover your ears and say "lalalalala..." until they leave
11 phone everyone you know and tell them to stop calling you
12 Listen to elevator music on repeat. LOUD
13 scream " I know you are but what am I"at the top of your lungs every hour on the hour
14 When people walk by hide behind a fire hydrant and pretend they cant see you
15 ask every one you see that isn't smiling if they need a hug
16 every time you see a co-worker say"we meet again" and laugh evilly
17 yell at the ants on your lawn to leave you alone
18 answer your phone by saying "can't talk right now, busy dancing
19 at the zoo, talk to the monkeys as if you were visiting a loved one in prison
20 as someone exits the elevator whisper "I love you" as the door closes
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Black Waltz
By Kalmah
Release date: 27 March, 2006 |
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Monday, October 30, 2006
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Current mood: giggly
Category: Parties and Nightlife
1) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
2) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
3) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
4) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
5) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
6) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
7) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
8) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
9) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
10) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
11) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
12) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
13) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
14) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
 | Currently listening:
For Never & Ever
By Kill Hannah
Release date: 14 October, 2003 |
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006
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Current mood:Mysterious
Category: Friends
Yup. I Decided After 3 Years Being On Myspace To Do A Little Survey About Myself, Not By Giving You Fake Words But To Speak Of Myself By Your Questions ! Clearly Many Have Sufferd To Gather Much Information About Me Through Fakes On Other Websites, I Say It Loud And Clear : This Is My Only Personal Page , I Have No Other Accounts At The Moment So If You See My Pics Stolen, Report Them To Me , And If You Wonder Who Am I ? , Then Put Your Questions Here And i'll Answer Them Gladely !
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Sunday, April 02, 2006
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Current mood:  sympathetic
Category: Romance and Relationships
There Was A Goth Guy
That Met A Goth Girl
Both Slit There Wrist
Both Hated The World
Together They Killed
Together They Bled
After One Year
Together They Wed
They Slept In A Coffin
Screwed With A Knife
He Gave Her Love
She Took His Life
She Kissed His Lips
Tore Open His Chest
Took Out His Heart
-n- Ate All The Rest
There Was A Goth Girl
That Killed A Goth Guy
Both Wanted Death
Only One Got To Die !!
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Faktion
By Faktion
Release date: 21 March, 2006 |
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Friday, March 31, 2006
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Current mood:  blank
Category: Life
Well , Most Of You Know What Happened To Me Yesterday And I Thank Everyone For His/Her Support !!
For Who Didn't Got The News From Media, I Commit A Suicide Yesterday After Fuckin' Up Two Live Shows In Paris On Our Europian Tour, I Had Many Private Poblems A The Moment And I Was Really Fucked Up, I Tried The Best Way To Suicide, I Took Pills While I Had Cut My Wrists, Though My Good Friend Jen Was Havin' My Announcement, Another Friend Jezz Was Trying To Get Me Help And She Couldn't Locate Me, Thanks To Them Both,
Well, The Main Reason I Failed This Suicide Is Because I Wasn't Meant To Die Yet, And It Happens To Fail When A Fan Of My Band Was Trying To Get My Autograph After The Live Show Fight, I Was So Pissed Off At The Moment And Had To Get To Our Tour Bus, I Was Tryin' To Get My Gf Jessica And She Were Already Offline Eatin' Kebab, LOL !!
Well Anyways , This Fan Keep Knockin' On My Door And I Was A Mess After I Had The Pills And My Nerves Won't Help Me After Cutting My Wrists And Becuz She Know I'm In The Bus And She Saw Me, She Got Scared That I Might Did Somethin Carzy & As A Result She Kept Screaming And Got Some Security And Then I Got Saved :(
The Day After , I Was So Pissed Off That I Was Living Another Day , So I Kept On Screamin' Till They Injected Me To Calm Down !!
Well , I'm Now Thankful For All Of You Who Were There In Paris , And For All ur Support, Me & Mike Are Sure Gonna Get Together And Our Band Will Continue The Tour Without Me,
Its A Hard Life & I Have To Get Back Home To London, And Though They Won't Replace Me, They'll Suffer For A While But In The End Its Our Work , And Its Your Desicion To Taste It , Life Goes On & I Hope I Can PLay Back Soon !!
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In Due Time
By Submersed
Release date: 28 September, 2004 |
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