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Last Updated: 7/7/2009

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Age: 30
Country: US
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February 15, 2009 - Sunday 5:09 PM

Current mood:  amorous
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Currently listening:
The Fame
By Lady Gaga
Release date: 2008-10-28
November 22, 2008 - Saturday 9:50 AM

Current mood:  amused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Ok, so first of all...if you saw Justin Timberlake on SNL this weekend, you are very lucky. Because it was HILARIOUS! And it's apparently gonna be hard to find. Well, I have it saved on my DVR...but unless you're comin' to Vegas to watch it, that may not work. Locals...I can possibly be BRIBED. =P


If you have no idea what i'm talking about, let me tell you what you missed. Beyonce was re-enacting her "Single Ladies" video shoot and she had three backup dancers. The dancers were Andy Samberg, The New Guy & Justin Timberlake. This is how they were dressed:


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Justin danced his ASS off, and basically repeated the same ridiculously comedic line "We're the dancerrrsss" in a baratone voice with a feminine flair. I don't know why, but seeing him in that leotard, and those short black pumps...dancing with Beyonce...it just made me respect him that much more. Maybe because it showed how EXTREMELY secure he is with himself. Pretty frickin' attractive. Anyhoo...due to musical clearance issues, the video is kinda hard to find online right now. I was able to find something on YouTube that was edited a bit, and may be deleted soon, so hopefully you can check it out. If not, the hulu video at the bottom has a snippet of great quality.







Currently listening:
I Am...Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Edition)
By Beyoncé
Release date: 2008-11-18
November 6, 2008 - Thursday 1:26 AM

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: News and Politics
The proudest moment for me, was of course the fact that WE DID IT! But the second proudest was when McCain gave his speech and everyone booed when he mentioned Obama...but when Obama mentioned McCain during his speech, there wasn't ONE boo coming from us. Just goes to show the difference between us and them!!

Talk about SUCCESS being the best revenge!!

Note: By "US", I mean Obama Supporters and by "THEM" I mean McCain supporters. Not a racial thing...
Currently listening:
Barack Obama’s Speech on Race : A More Perfect Union
By Barack Obama
Release date: 2008-10-02
November 3, 2008 - Monday 7:07 AM

Current mood:AMUSED
Category: Web, HTML, Tech
October 22, 2008 - Wednesday 11:45 PM

Current mood:  aroused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
If you missed it...check it out. The Palin Rap is PURE COMEDY. How she thought this would HELP her campaign when MOST McCain/Palin voters are NOT into rap...is beyond me. But IIII loved it!

OBAMA!!!






Currently listening:
Chasing Pavements
By Adele
Release date: 2008-07-15
October 4, 2008 - Saturday 1:03 AM

Current mood:  awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
From TMZ.com:

Well-placed sources tell TMZ Queen Latifah is getting in the middle of the Sarah Palin/Joe Biden VP debate by portraying last night's moderator, PBS journalist Gwen Ifill, on "SNL" this week.
Queen Latifah on SNL
For the third time this season, we're told Tina Fey will be back, hysterically not answering questions as Palin. You betcha! No word yet on who has been tapped to play Biden.

Thanks to Latifah -- and since "SNL" has no female African-American cast member -- the world is saved from seeing Amy Poehler in black face.


From MaiTye:

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah...*sigh*

Intelligent, she very well may be.
But...then, so am I...and so are alot of my peeps.

That does NOT mean that we are qualified to be the next Veep. This insanity must end on voting day...It must! Until then, let's laugh at the impersonations on SNL, shall we?
September 29, 2008 - Monday 1:05 AM

Current mood:  awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Has anyone been watching the Sarah Palin parodies on SNL? You MUST check them out.

The similarities are uncanny.



Currently listening:
Paper Planes: Homeland Security Remixes
By M.I.A.
Release date: 2008-03-04
September 12, 2008 - Friday 11:53 AM

Current mood:  worried
This situation is scary...Hurricane Ike - Galveston...Houston, Tx.

My first thought is..."Where is Noah??"

I don't mean that in an insensitive way...it's just my way of internalizing the serious concern that this is waaay tooo similar to certain events in a certain Book.(Hint: Main character = Jesus)

Is it the "End of days"??

Something about 22 - 50 feet...they said this could bring FIFTY feet of water.

For the first time i've EVER heard...the advisory is "Leave or DIE"...

Check your local news or CNN...or anywhere. It's everywhere.


September 4, 2008 - Thursday 12:19 AM

Current mood:  enlightened
Category: Friends
I refuse to take a step back. Mom always said that the past is the past for a reason and should be treated as such. If I made a conscious decision to let something go, there is no logical reason to allow it back into my life.

If you are at peace, don't negate your own feelings to spare the feelings of someone else.

Love those who love you...and appreciate the experiences you've had, but remember they are just that: EXperiences.

"On and on we seem to go...but you don't know what you've got til it's GAWN..."

Alot of my former friends reach out to me...and I can't help but think twice before shutting them down. Guess that's the sensitivity of a Cancer in me...

But, as I've gotten older, and matured...I've stopped allowing people to use me and it has become easier to say: "It's too late...."


Currently listening:
Apologize With One Republic
Release date: 2007-11-27
March 22, 2008 - Saturday 4:40 PM

Current mood:  awake
Category: Blogging
All your MaiTye in ONE location...
Currently listening:
Yael Naim
By Yael Naïm
Release date: 18 March, 2008
February 1, 2008 - Friday 3:04 AM

Current mood:  animated
Category: Blogging
Currently listening:
The Moldy Peaches
By The Moldy Peaches
Release date: 07 May, 2001
January 7, 2008 - Monday 8:51 PM

Current mood:smitten
Category: Blogging
So, as you may know i've been doing my blogging over at maitye.blogspot.com

And it's not the same kinda bloggin' i've been used to doin' at MySpace...it's been kinda deep and whatnot...with me looking inside myself and expressing feelings that I wasn't expressing before. So feel free to check it out, as I won't be doin' that kinda stuff here on the Space.Anyhoo, my latest addiction is STILL Video Blogs, and I've been getting my VLog on at LiveVideo - Maitye's Page

BUT...as I watched them tow my car away...and will inevitably be sitting here waiting on the verdict as to why the fucker won't start...(SOOO NOT COOL FOR A NEW TOYOTA)...I decided to do an old school blog!Sooo, here goes nuthin'...it's just like riding a bike, right? I hope so!

First off...who saw the ILNY2 Reunion last night? Was it me or did Sister Patterson AKA NY's "Mom" put the hurtin' on Champion?? That looked like some reaaaal lovin to me!And damnit if Mr. Wise didn't attack Tailor Made just like a SPIDER MONKEY! That there was HILARIOUS! Wasn't much more excitement on the show, if you ask me...So, we will move along.

Brandy...Brandy...OH BRANDY...Please do better. We are the same age. Why do you look 87? I know you've been stressin' lately...but goodness gracious mama.

Has anyone seen P-Diddy's twins? Now...I do NOT talk about the kids...and lawd knows they are as precious as they can be...But DAMN!!! What are they feeding these lil' angels?? Jesus.Moving along, before I get struck down for that...Who uh, told this broad...that uh...this was a good idea? I mean really...the wedding day IS mostly about the bride...and I mean, the bride should technically have it her way. But this is extreme. Like to the max.



Ok...I actually need to make a run to wal-mart while waiting on my car to be repaired, so I'm gonna end on this note...I saw this pic on another site and it was titled "What's wrong with this picture??" The answers were HILARIOUS...and I'm wondering if there's anyone here that has anything to add...Or if anyone had the same answer that I did. =)



That's all for now folks...MaiTye out!
Currently listening:
Clumsy
By Fergie
Release date: 11 December, 2007
December 16, 2007 - Sunday 11:55 PM

Current mood:  animated
Category: Blogging
Currently listening:
American Gangster
By Jay-Z
Release date: 06 November, 2007
August 22, 2007 - Wednesday 4:08 PM

Current mood:  chipper

So...let's start with one of the Trainwrecks, shall we?

Fuckin' Li-Lo...(Lohan)According to TMZ.com, the D.A isn't SURE if they are gonna charge her with ANY felonies at all, and that would mean that she could possibly only serve the MINIMUM which is four days in jail!! They better reconsider that, because seriously...that could cause a riot. This broad is outta control and she keeps runnin' to rehab for protection, NOT to get better.

I don't even wanna talk about her ass anymore, so if you wanna read more, head over to TMZ. Also, according to one of my video-blogging sources...Nicole Richie's doc has recommended an abortion of her 4 month old fetus. Apparently doing cocaine, 78 shots of Patron a day and smokin' herb till the cows come home MAY have an effect on an unborn child, specifically in the first trimester. DUH!! Nicole is unfazed by this tragic possibility and has decided to KEEP the baby. For the baby's sake, I pray that it's born happy and healthy.

Moving along, our girl Beyonce had yet another concert snafu when her dress blew all the way up revealing her DREAMGIRLS in all their glory! Once again, she didn't miss a beat, although she made sure those puppies didn't pop out again! Apparently her people had the video removed from YouTube (as usual), but TMZ is always there to keep ya in the know! Dreamgirls!

Who else is in the news today? Oh yes! Foxy Brown! She was sent to jail today pending her next hearing. I guess she thought being pregnant would cause the judge to look past her probation violations...not sure why because if Nicole Richie had to go, surely she knew her black ass wouldn't be an exception to the rule! She annoys me anyway...I mean, what happened to her rap career? All she's doin' now is either gettin' beat up or beatin' someone else up. Not cute.

I gotta run, but on a final note...I am hoping that Kanye sells more records than 50 cent when they drop their albums JUST because I want 50 to sit his cocky ass down somewhere. How juvenile is it that you THREATEN to end your career if Kanye sells more albums than you? And aside from the 12-19 year old demographic that seems to be obsessed with all things rap-ified...WHO really gives a shit? Not MaiTye...

That is all, just some random shit I wanted to get off my head. I'm off to buy some wine!

*Update: In case you didn't hear about Vida Guerra's parking ticket situation...apparently the meter maid (he was a guy but that's what they call them) that wrote the ticket told one of her friends he would lower the price of the ticket for naked pics of Vida. He has now gotten his 18/19 year old ass suspended while they investigate...even though TMZ cameras caught the whole thing. He will probably be fired. What a retard.

*This blog post is spellcheck free!

 

August 16, 2007 - Thursday 1:34 AM

Current mood:  ecstatic
Category: Life
I's married NOW...

I said...I's married NAH!!

Yes folks, that's correct...You are now reading the blog of Mrs. Ray!!

*Moonwalks*
Currently listening:
Let’s Get Married
By Jagged Edge & Run
Release date: 04 July, 2000