Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 46
Sign: Capricorn
City: WADING RIVER
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/26/2007
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Saturday, November 07, 2009
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Current mood:  bouncy
Live from the Radissson Hotel in Rochester NY, its...Author Guy! Please, please, hold your applause, just throw money. So here I am at my first ever Astronomicon, trying as always to get my deserving books into the hands of deserving readers. We got snowed on, on the way up here. My wife was so jealous when I told her about it last night. Out on LI we don't get nearly as much snow as we'd like. We got in at around 4 and immediately set up our tables. My daughter, Julia, got a chance for a shower last night, but did I/? Nooo. And guess who comes by--last night--taking pictures of everybody for the archives. On the other hand he also recorded a brief interview with me that he said will be podcast sometime in December. I'm torn between calling my books epic fables, or new mythology. I don't think 'fantasy novel' really groks the essence, man. I've been trying for 7 years now to figure out how to describe my books in a 30-second sound bite or a short paragraph, and I still can't do it. I've got other interviews that I did a while back on the Destinies Radio show on WUSB, and the show archives are on CaptPhilOnline.com somewhere. I wonder if I can post them on my website? In chunks. The first interview was almost two hours long, since the follow-up DJ didn't get there in time. Fortunately I was able to speak coherently and extemporaneously for an additional hour, at midnight, until she finally got in. Howard had some good questions, so I had something to talk about. Anyway, back to last night. It was steampunk night, and here I was without a single copy of Echelon's new steampunk novel, Thomas Riley. Lots of people in steampunk costumes too. As often happens at these sorts of events, we had a lot of browsers, and few buyers. Most con guests will browse the dealer's room several times before making selections, and then they don't actually buy them until the last day, so they don't have to carry around a lot of stuff. So I was able to spend a goodly amount of time with several people, talking extensively about my books in particular and Echelon books in general. Most seemed surprised that I could describe the stories so well, even though I read them a long time ago. Maybe that's the pronlem with both my reading and my writing, I don't just read, I work at it, so I read more slowly and lesss often but I know the book when I'm done. If I was able to just put words on paper I'd also get more words written but I don't know if they would be as good as the words I write now. I got to shake hands with Robert Sawyer, the science-fiction author. Several of the other dealers are also panelists and such so I expect I'll meet a few more luminaries in the field before the weekend is out. Time to see about breakfast.
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
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Current mood:  inspired
Category: Life
Busy, wet, and windy.
We were set up to do an event is Islandia, on LI, yesterday, and the weather was just not inclined to cooperate. Last weekend was windy and cold. This weekend was windy and warm, with a few bouts of rain thrown in just for fun. I wasn't even planning to go, but my daughter (the one who does these events with me) asked why not, and the sun was out and the weather channel showed no clouds around. So we loaded up and raced on down to the event. Lots of vendors had chickened out, some even after they had gotten there and complained a lot while setting up. Even in the lot we weren't sure about it, but finally decided to take our chances. No sooner were we committed than it started to drizzle, and we had to get out the tarps I'd cut up after the disaster in Collingswood. The books spent the whole day under the plastic, which was good, since the rain wasn't constant but the wind was. My shelter blew up off the ground twice, and we spent the last two hours holding it down. My neightbor lost several glass ornaments when her christmas tree display crashed down. The event manager came around and told everyone that they would get their money refunded, and a while later came around and told everyone that the event was closing up 1.5 hours early. Even so we sold over 20 books, so all I can say is Tough It Out. The only thing quitting guarantees is that you'll achieve nothing.
Today I spent part of my morning counting books. Not only was the layout at the event pretty haphazard, but the packing up was even more so, and we didn't even do a final inventory until today.
I also checked out some agent blogs. Saw the usual advice about queries. It amazes me that people still need to be told some of the things I see in these blogs. My only problem in writing a query is the synopsis, but that's me and my story, not the simple format of a query letter. I did see that there seems to be an assumption on the part of agents that a story will have one protagonist and one plot/conflict. I started thinking maybe that's what my book needs, a stronger set of links between all the various parts and characters, so instead of multiple layers of plot, threads of plot woven into one, I could in fact have one plot. I doubt that it'll happen, but I don't think it'll hurt my story to try. In this case I was adding new text to my novel St. Martin's Moon. I'd always felt it was too short, but it took some time and distance to see where content could be added without being filler. The story really features three protagonists (which makes it tough to write a synopsis for, since there's no single plot, either) yet only one of them gets any great amount of screen time. The other two need to have some more presentation, which is what I did, partly. I'll probably be adding more, especially during edits, if it ever gets any. I also need to get more time in on my next novel, Tales of Uncle, as well as my contest entry for next year's Parsec contest.
Then today I watched two movies that I'd gotten from the Library. One was called the Librarian, the third movie in the series, called The Curse of the Judas Chalice. Humorous adventure about vampires and stuff. Much better than the second movie but not as good as the first, IMHO. I still think they should bring back Nicole Noone.
The second film was A History of Violence, a marvelous movie by David Cronenberg. A small-town store owner foils a robbery, and the notoriety brings him to the attention of some big-time mobsters who know him from his previous life, a life he claims was not his. What I loved about the film is that it was not about the crime or the mob or even whether it was his past or not. The movie is about the effect all of it has on his family, the members of which are led into the discovery and exploration of their own darker natures, which they hadn't even known existed before then.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
I just discovered the TV show Medium, and I am so glad I did. I found the first two seasons on DVD at BJs for $10 apiece, which is ridiculously low. I picked them up, even though I knew nothing of the show. Must have been my own psychic powers at work (I use the Force to select my books, too), because this show is everything I like and very little that I don't.
This is a show about a woman, a wife and mother. She also happens to have psychic powers, and the stories are more about the effect these powers have on her life than the powers themselves. Just as my own books are about a man, who has to rebuild his life after the gods have selected him to the work that needs to be done, so this show is about a woman trying to live a life with a power that is often as much a curse as a blessing. This show could easily have turned into some 'psychic detective' type of thing but has thankfully managed to avoid that.
It's kind of annoying, really, since I'm trying to work on my stories and novels and instead I'm watch episodes of this show every night. It's the problem to have, I guess.
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Friday, October 09, 2009
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Current mood:  silly
Category: Writing and Poetry
This time things are going to be different. It’s what I do, it’s
the way I write. My only rule, and I’ve said it a thousand times, is
“Never repeat yourself!”
Consider, for example, the story that was released last month by Echelon Shorts (‘Chasing His Own Tale’, read about it here) as compared with the story that is being released this
month, which I call ‘Boys Will Be Boys’, mainly because, well, that’s
the title. ‘Chasing His Own Tale’ began with a dark and stormy night.
‘Boys Will Be Boys’ starts with a…um…
Okay, different example: ‘Boys Will Be Boys’ began with a contest,
held by a very nice little convention out in Pittsburgh called
Confluence. Every year they have a contest for a story to be published
in their convention guide, and the contest has a theme. The year I
discovered it, the theme was ‘Hard Port’. Any interpretation of those
words was a good one, but the story had to include them somewhere. As
you can imagine, the story does not progress in a straightforward
fashion. No book written by me does, but this story really fed into my
tendency to take an idea and go off thattaway with it. Cybernetics.
Seamanship. (You know, ‘port’ means left, ’starboard’ means right,
that sort of thing.) (No, I don’t know where ’starboard’ comes from.)
Wine. Which one should I choose?
In 3500 words I managed it five times. In five different ways. I
should have a contest of my own, see if anybody can find them all.
I didn’t start out with the idea that it should be another comedy,
either, although it isn’t one, quite. I don’t usually start out with
any idea what a story should be or where it should go. I usually start
with a character, somebody doing something, and the story spins out of
what he’s doing, and why he’s doing it. Usually I’m lucky enough to
figure out what that is before I get to the end. A short story lends
itself to comedy, though, at least I’ve found it so. Or maybe that’s
just the kind of guy I am.
Nah.
So if you’re in the mood for fiction that makes a couple of good, sharp left turns (ha! Get it?), you can find it right here.
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Sunday, September 27, 2009
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Current mood:  amused
Category: Writing and Poetry
I was thinking about doing this as a character blog, and let Author Guy run the show, but AG’s a bit strange– “Greetings!
I am Author Guy, the primary character in the hilariously funny short
story, ‘Chasing His Own Tale’, so primary that I don’t even have my own
name. Now that’s primary. Besides, the story is in first person and I know who I am.” –and I quickly thought better of the idea. I thought about doing some kind of fake interview setup– “‘Chasing
His Own Tale’ is the story of how I wrote, or tried to write, a funny
fantasy story, and is in fact based on my attempts to write a funny
fantasy story. Very John Lennon-ish. Remember Nowhere Man? Anybody?” –but
couldn’t think of any questions to ask myself. Besides, it’s been done,
and I don’t do things that have been done already. At least I try not
to. I even invented a new character, Blogger Guy, to write this
blog for me, but the less said about him the better. So I guess it
comes down to me. ***Insert Girding of Loins here.*** When
my once-editor, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, asked me to do a short
story, and a ‘weird, silly, humorous’ one at that, I panicked. I had
only ever written one novel (Unbinding the Stone, get your copy today), and had, I thought, no idea how to write short, or comedy. Wrong on both counts. The
idea for ‘Chasing His Own Tale’ (which I will call CHOT because the
real name is just too-damned-long) ambushed me in a parking lot about a
week after I was asked to write it. After about another week of typing
away at my computer, giggling madly, it was done. I had a job at the
time that actually paid me to drive around thinking about stories all
day, and occasionally do other stuff in between, like work. Since it’s
a) a comedy, b) short, and b) written by me, it’s filled with classic
fantasy tropes turned on their heads, in a ‘Monty Python meets Zero
Mostel’ sort of way. It is, in short, a parody, a spoof, a farce, and
probably other words from the English theater tradition that I don’t
really understand. Hopefully you’ve all picked up on the
not-so-subtle hints that this all took place some time ago. I’ve
written a second novel since then (A Warrior Made, get your copy he—okay,
okay!), as well as several other short stories. The anthology CHOT was
written for , Wyrd Wravings, went toes up years ago (just three copies
left, and they’re all mine, ha, ha, ha!) and now my story is prepared
for a new chance at fame and glory. Please help it along by getting your copy here.
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
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Current mood:  annoyed
Category: Automotive
My car has been showing it's Check Engine light for a while now. First
I went to the Toyota dealership for an oil change and they said they
checked it and I needed a whole new catalytic converter, and those
costa lot of money. I was at a family get-together with my brother, and
his daughter's boyfriend works in a garage that happens to specialize
in exhaust systems. So I took it there and they said it was just a
sensor, much less expensive. About a week later I get another light,
but this time it goes on and off, like it used to. It's been on for a
few days and then I start getting a wierd problem I never had before:
it stalls out constantly. Fortunately I'd gone to the place near my
house to shop. If I'd gone to the place my wife wanted me to go to, I'd
never have gotten home. It wasn't so bad provided there was a constant
flow of gas, but the second you hit the brakes it died. The next day I
take it to the garage, a different one which was fortunately down a
large hill from me, so gravity did most of the work. I get it into the
lot and it dies, so I let it coast into a spot...or two...sticking out
a little bit. The garage guy gets to it a while later and takes 10
minutes to get it across the street (he said). He gets it up onto his
lift and tries to turn it on again so he can do whatever computerized
magic those guys do nowadays to check engines.
It starts. It runs. The check engine light is out again.
"Any appliance when demonstrated for the repairman will work perfectly."
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Monday, September 07, 2009
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Last week was the official opening of my publisher's new line of short
stories, called Echelon Press Shorts. They have a whole bunch of us
scheduled to blog for the entire month, except apparently on the
weekends. (I suppose this is a bad weekend to hope for all that many
people to be hanging around their computers waiting to read blogs.)
Normally I just write these posts as I go, but for my entry last week I
actually wrote a draft and polished the damn thing. It shows, doesn't it? I
was working from home Friday when I suddenly remembered that this was
Labor Day weekend, and I thought to myself, "Self--" (I can call it
Self on account of we went to school together) "--don't we have a
book-selling event on Labor Day weekend?" And I sort of thought I might
be right. This is one of the benefits of doing a number of these craft
and gift fairs on a regular basis. This venue's been doing events on
the Sunday before Labor Day (and Memorial Day) for a while now. So I
called and verified and I was there for the event yesterday, selling
whatever books people were interested in. It wasn't a great day, but
given the economic climate it was pretty good. People have so much more
interest in not buying things than they used to, but fortunately books
occupy a nice middle ground between the stuff that's not worth the
money, and the stuff that costs too much. But it seems like there are
fewer events than there used to be. I may be forced to figure
out this whole 'marketing' thing after all. I'll get to it, right after
I become an expert query letter writer. So how was your week?
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Friday, September 04, 2009
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Current mood:  thankful
Category: Writing and Poetry
So yesterday was a good day for me, in that I was the spotlight author for the day at the Echelon Shorts blog, and it even looks like a few of you actually clicked through to the book page and hopefully ordered it. Yay! I'm even looking at the stat's today and people are still checking it out. Yay! I spent most of yesterday sneezing, and today I had to leave work early and come home and sleep since I was utterly exhausted. So thanks to all of you who read my blog and maybe even read my story.
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
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Current mood:  hopeful
Category: Blogging
I have the spotlight today, on the new blog for the Echelon Press
Shorts line. Kind'a
strange how the names match up, there. Looks like a conspiracy to me. They're even giving away free copies to the first five commenters, how weird is that? What are you waiting for, this is Echelon, man!
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
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Category: Writing and Poetry
Today Echelon Press debuted its new line of short stories, called for some reason Echelon Shorts. My book was the first official sale, and currently sits as number 1, although there has been some welcome competition for the spot. Help me keep that spot! Not that I would mind terribly much if you helped someone else take the spot. Get a story, any story! I'll be the spotlight author tomorrow, 9/2, and I hope lots of you will stop by and leave a comment (and get lots of our stories).
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