Panda Sneezing

Stupid MySpace won't let me post my pictures so I put them of Facebook instead. Check out my baby! Woo!

http://chapman.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2036686&l=ff8a2&id=35804512

If I were a film director, who directed a lot of eating scenes, I would always ask my actors to eat noodles.

Think about it: the discontinuity of consumables has always irritated me, if everyone always ate noodles, there would be no problem! You start the scene with a heaping pile of noodles and you end the scene with a heaping pile of noodles and no one is the wiser. It's genius! GENIUS I TELL YOU!

No one would ever know how much noodle mass is missing because we all know that noodles have a space-taking mind of their own... which is why they must be eaten... so we have space to live.

I wonder if "I miss you" feels the same for you as it feels for me... ?

Today marks the first official baby possum sighting of 2007!

 

...that's all.

 

Pictures to come. :)

Warning to all of my single friends who want to stay that way for a while:

There is something in the water out there in Irvine.

I got a call yesterday morning from Juanita telling me that she became engaged over the weekend. This morning I got another call from her telling me that someone in her office wanted to tell me something...it was another aquaintance of mine (Stacey) calling to let me know that she got engaged yesterday!

So I have concluded that there must be something going on out there and have decided to warn my still semi-single friends:

If you go to Irvine, drink only liquor. Stay away from the water!!!

*sigh* Spring Fever.... :)

Who is next?!?

When I get excited I shake like a cold little puppy.

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Start the water...it could be cold!

2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
Only when I am buying them. Moisturizing shampoos are bad for me.

3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
...this question could be misinterpreted...like I just did...I plead the 5th.

5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Uhhh no. I have a brother.

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
yep. It is really weird. If you don't spit out the paste quick, it runs down your body and makes everything minty and tingly. Always spit quick!

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
I use body wash but when I lived at my parents' house we didn't have a soap dish or anything so occasionally my brother's bar soap would land on my feet. Ouchie.

9.) How old do you look?
I'd say I could pass for at least 19 these days. As long as I keep my hair short and don't get fat.

10.) What's the last song you heard/sang?
Fall Out Boy: This Ain't A Scene, It's A G-D Arms Race!"

11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
On Facebook I joined "Raisins! Stay the F#*% Out of my Cookies!"

12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Oo! Oo! Oo! Grant and I are going to Universal City Walk to catch Snow Patrol and OK Go at the amphitheatre there! Hooray!!! After that I guess it's back to Grant's house to cuddle all weekend! <3 <3 <3 (You know you're jealous!!)

13.) What is your mood at the moment?
Now I am thinking of my wonderful sexy boyfriend and how much I wish I was at his house instead of mine so I am all ooey gooey but sad because I am not with him. Uhmph. Thanks for asking. :P

14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
nope. Not really a fan.

17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Haha, Stine we have called eachother slut to our faces! LOL. How wrong...we shouldn't do that ever again. Okay? Okay. PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS!

18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut?
STINA!!!

19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Yes, my super sexy Puerto Rican boyfriend. He almost didn't make it. Damn that sweet sweet tan! :P

20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
Yep. I have a weakness for musicians...Bassists are better. hehe

21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
Hahaha. No.

25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends?
Dunno. Never tallied...

26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
...no. I don't think so. Oh! Wait! Yes. 6th grade we had secret Valentines. We were obligated to leave anonymous valentines to make the person feel special. I did. :) Do you remember that Lorena?

27.) Can you fix your own car?
No. None of it. I just learned how to pop my hood and it's still kind of hard if it's night time.

28.) Do you like staying up late?
I do! I am a night owl but it's not condusive to working at 8:30am. :(

29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Doubt it. I am good a faking intelligence.

30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Nope.

31.) Have you ever been to jail?
not yet. ;)

33) Do you like the smell of beer?
Not particularly. I guess I do enjoy framboius though.

34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
I've watched friends and family die but I never directly killed them. I don't remember ever dying.

35.) Have you ever given to charity?
yes

36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
I don't think so.

37.) Do you ever get depressed?
Yes. Fortunately it doesn't happen often.

38.) Do you live with your parents?
Hah! No thank you very much.

39.) Do you have plans for your future?
Yes, yes I do. Although they seem to be constantly evolving...which is good. The only thing constant is change.

You are
[] short
[x] 5'4"-5'5"
[] 5'6 - 5'7 ''
[] 5'7" - 6'0
[] tall 6'1 and up

NATURALLY
[] blonde
[] redhead
[] brunette
[] dirty [i prefer strawberry] blonde
[] brownish
[x] dark brown
[] black
[x] indian red/light brown
[] Dont Know... Dyed Too Much

[] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[] black-eyed
[] green-eyed
[] Hazel-eyed
[] gold/gray-eyed
[] silver/gray- eyed
[] blue/green-eyed
[] blue/gray-eyed
[] green/gray-eyed
[] they change colors
[] Amber

[] glasses
[] contacts
[x] neither

[x] short hair
[] medium hair
[] long hair

Your favorite color(s) are?
[] red
[] khaki
[] aqua
[] pink
[] hot pink
[] yellow
[] black
[x] green
[] lime green
[] blue
[] white
[] turquoise
[] silver
[] purple
[x] brown
[] orange
[] grey
[] fuscia
[] maroon
[] gold
[] teal
[] coral
[] clear
[x] bronze
[] I don't really care
[] rainbow
[] I basically like all colors

Your personality is sometimes...
[x] talkative
[] shy
[x] funny
[] serious
[x] laid back
[] strict
[x] hyper
[x] sarcastic

The pets you have HAD?
[x] cat
[x] dog
[] rat
[] ferret
[] bunny
[] Squirrel
[] fish
[]horse
[] bird
[] frog
[] hermit crab
[] turtle
[x] hamster
[] snake
[] gerbil
[] guinea pig
[] pig
[] goat
[] chinchilla
[] tarantula
[] geese
[] baby chicks
[] baby ducklings
[] monkey
[] none
[] hedgehog
[] snail
[] piranha
[] seagull
[x] newt
[] pigeon
[] lizard

TWO'S OF EVERY KIND

Two Names You Go By:
(1) Megan
(2) Meg

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
(1) Chapman sweatshirt
(2) avacado on my Chapman sweatshirt

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
(1) Canada
(2) Australia again

Two favorite animals?
(1) Freefuls
(2) anything named Bucky

Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
(1) I want to be cool like Christina
(2) I am wasting time until I can go to sleep and make it closer to Friday! Yay!

53.) Spell your name without vowels:
Mgn Rn Bll

54.) How many pairs of jeans do you own?
4 but I only really wear 2

55.) What color(s) do you wear most often?
brown, black, white, grey

56.) Last song heard on the radio?
Sublime song...the one in spanich, "I'm your Poppi con la chingo los cahones y los mande a mi!" Sorry...I think I mushed verses together there...it's hard to concentrate...the TV is on and I can't sing the lyrics out loud to check because my mom is sitting near me and speaks spanich. I'll get my ass kicked.

57.) What's for dinner tonight?
a turkey, bacon, avacado sub.

58.) Are you happy with your life right now?
For the most part yes, but at this point in life (or any point in life aside from vacation) who is completely happy? For instance: I desperately wish that Brea and Redlands were geographically closer. All in good time I suppose.

[Do you own a...]
PS2: nope
XBOX: nope
xbox 360: nope
PSP: nope
Gamecube: nope
Digital Camera: yes

60.) In what state or country do you want to go to school after high
school?
I stayed in Cali...about 45 minutes from home.

61.) Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle?
I used to..but only in the summer time really. I like the long shorts. It's hard to find shorts that cover your entire butt these days.

62.) How do you make money?
I pimp Stina's body on random corners in Hollywood...and do accounting on the side.

63.) Last thing you bought?
a new eyeliner, 2 boxes of knee high panty hose, and some Hersey's Nuggets with almonds and toffee.

64.) How's the weather?
Cold and cloudy. It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

65.) When did you start summer break?
After high school graduation (2001) and finished after college graduation (2006)

66.) Favorite pair of shoes?
bronze slippers that are comfy to go clubbing in.

67.) Do you own big sunglasses?
Gosh no! Ridiculous!

68.) Do you find yourself attractive?
I appreciate my genes.

69.) What should you be doing right now?
Watching Heros avidly!

70.) How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
one but not my own ;) Rar!

71.) What color shirt are you wearing:
white tank top with a brown shirt over it all covered up with a cozy over-sized Chapman sweatshirt.

72.) Name one thing that you do everyday?
Turn off the alarm on my cell phone

73.) How much cash do you have on you right now?
nada

74.) What's your favorite sport?
Ultimate Frisbee!

75.) What did you have for dinner last night?
Cheesecake Factory lemon crusted chicken, mashed potatoes, and asparagus.

76.) Look to your left, what do you see?
My mommy

77.) Do you have plants in your room?
nope

78.) Favorite Starbucks drink?
Venti Passion Fruit Lemonade with two pumps sweetener

79.) Recent time you were really upset?
I think that was a while ago when I posted a locked post that no one could read and everyone thought was about them. I am glad that only happens occasionally.

What a sad way to end a survey.

I <3 My BIG PINK COOKIE!!

Just to smash any weird assumptions before they start: Nope, not gettin' hitched or anything remotely like that. I just happened across this article on the New York Times web page today and thought that these were worthy of passing along to my friends for future (however near or far that may be) reference. I hope you find them worth contemplating.

<3 Megan

1) Have we discussed whether or not to have children, and if the answer is yes, who is going to be the primary care giver?

2) Do we have a clear idea of each other's financial obligations and goals, and do our ideas about spending and saving mesh?

3) Have we discussed our expectations for how the household will be maintained, and are we in agreement on who will manage the chores?

4) Have we fully disclosed our health histories, both physical and mental?

5) Is my partner affectionate to the degree that I expect?

6) Can we comfortably and openly discuss our sexual needs, preferences and fears?

7) Will there be a television in the bedroom?

8) Do we truly listen to each other and fairly consider one another's ideas and complaints?

9) Have we reached a clear understanding of each other's spiritual beliefs and needs, and have we discussed when and how our children will be exposed to religious/moral education?

10) Do we like and respect each other's friends?

11) Do we value and respect each other's parents, and is either of us concerned about whether the parents will interfere with the relationship?

12) What does my family do that annoys you?

13) Are there some things that you and I are NOT prepared to give up in the marriage?

14) If one of us were to be offered a career opportunity in a location far from the other's family, are we prepared to move?

15) Does each of us feel fully confident in the other's commitment to the marriage and believe that the bond can survive whatever challenges we may face?