So, how bout we start at the beginning.. the VERY beginning of summer..

From about, Manteca- On.

It turned out to be an awesome summer. One of the best I think I've ever had in fact.

I'm still not quite sure what was so funny..

Anyway, it started out with Lela & her family visiting her parents' in Manteca. So not only do I get to visit Lela but we also get to swim, watch movies, and go out,

as much as we can anyway.

When Lela visits it truly feels like a summer vacation.

Mostly because we end up playing quite a bit.. Hahaha.

Does this hat make my ass look fat?

Hell, From Manteca, we're just a hop, skip n jump from anywhere remotely interesting.. when she's allowed to go out anyway, Haha...

That's a whole other story in itself and we are both convinced her mom is bipolar, and possibly menapausal but, that's another story.. we still love her

Anyway, this particular journey starts off in July of '07. 

I spent as much time as possible enjoying their pool, and trying to straighten out my farmers' tan. Ahem.

I try to stay outta the sun as much as possible, but for when I actually AM in the sun.. it *always* gets my arms... so I go through a portion of summer lookin like the geek.

But I don't care..

Lela and I ended up goin out pretty much one last time before she had to go back to Missouri.

It ended up being a pretty inebriated evening to say the least.. I guess it ended with her oldest daughter seeing her in a bikini top, thus traumatizing her right into therapy when she reaches midlife.. Hahaha...

Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures of that. Apparently I was too busy floatin around and hell knows what else in the spa. I do remember watchin Lela puke over the side though.. ick dude..

By the next day, she was hung the fuck over. I felt like shit but managed not to puke my guts out. Even though I looked like a frizzball.

Anyway, come right down to it, it was time for Lela to go back to MO. And we both kinda joked around with the idea of me goin back with her. She was gonna be leavin the next mornin. Hell, I didn't have anything to do for the next few weeks.. and SHE didn't have anything going on.. Alrighty then, that just left me to get my shit together.

So that's exactly what I did. She asked Billy (her hubby)

right off the top if it was ok if I tagged along, and true to Billys character he said, "She can go if she's ready when I get there, if not we're leavin her behind!" Hahaha. (Good thing I was pretty much ready ;) )

So at around 1am I drove back to Sacramento to commense to packing. Talk about jammed for time! I had no fuckin clue what I was gonna pack for an undetermined amount of time. And I had never been that far east in the U.S. so I didn't know what to expect weather-wise. I was told however that it's really humid. And since it was summer, I figured hot as well. Ha! That's not always true I found out..

Just kidding, we didn't stay there! That particular building was in someones backyard ;)

Well, after no consideration of what the hell to bring, and trying to grab snacks and everything else I figured I'd need, they showed up. Bright and early around 6am. I rolled my big ol suitcase to the van, threw it inside, packed myself in and off we went! I can't tell you how excited I was. Funny thing, when I hang out with Lela, I almost feel like a teenager. We stay up late doin n lookin at hell knows what,

go out window shopping,

sleep overs, Hahaha. You name it. And if it's trouble, whether we like it or not, we usually find that, too ;)

I gotta tell ya, I slept through damn near all of the states.

I would usually wake up when Billy would stop for gas, restroom or dining breaks. Other than that, I spent a great deal of that 36 hours asleep, Ha!!

But the few times we did stop and I did venture out, I was definitely happy.

In each state, I either saw something interesting, or just witnessed something funny, or horrifying even.

For instance, when we hit Utah, the only thing I was awake for was this;

Something to do with downhill skiing in Utah- affiliated with the Olympics. And that was the ONLY thing from the view of the store we were at. Hell, at least it was something different..

In Wyoming I woke up long enough to have dinner and realize that there were casinos in regular establishments, and it was all smoking friendly. Now that in itself amazed me.. Hahaha! I'm definitely not used to smoking indoors, so I took full advantage of it at every opportunity I could ;)

The second morning on the road we found ourselves at a McDonalds' in Nebraska.

So like everyone else, I dragged myself out of the van and into the store. The smell of grease that early in the morning just nauseated me so I skipped right ahead to the restrooms so I could asess the damage and try to clean up some. Funny, but after just 1 full day, a 24 hour period, in the vehicle, I felt like a Mac truck had hit me. Talk about exhaustion..

Anyway, Lela & I got into the restroom where there was a lady coming out of one of the stalls. In her late 60's I'd say. Dressed similarly to a soccer mom in pastel colors, closer to 30 years her junior, OR a yodeling mountain climber in Bavarian knickers.... (Boy do I wish I had pictures of her!!)

Lela and I had been doing something in the mirror (probably cleaning up!!) when the lady asked me if I was a religious lady. Right then and there I knew I was in the bible belt. I told her quite a bit, including that I didn't need to be religious to be moral and some other stuff my poor head can't remember due to it being so long ago and only 6 in the morning.. She went on to ask me about my tattoos and commented about how I could probably be Indian (or some shit!!) because of my piercings. I don't really remember because I was only paying half attention to her as I was more interested in the stall she was P-Blocking from me, Hahaha. I do remember however that by the time she walked out with her silver buzzcut saying "Hail Satan!" in my most cheerful voice I could muster. ;)

And also around NB, I also determined that men compete with one another by how large n new their John Deere is. I swear I saw one in 99% of the backyards I was lookin in..

While we were stopped gassing up somewhere there, I was observing a guy ridin down the street (the actual main street of town) on his tractor. Grinnin from ear to ear with his baseball cap on as he trudged down the street. Just then I saw another guy comin from the opposite direction on a bigger, newer John Deere, smilin an even bigger smile than the first guy. I watched as the guy on the newer John Deere got closer to the guy with the older one and about pissed my pants in laughter when I actually witnessed the guy on the older tractor sink a little lower in his seat, and his smile fade. Bwahahahahahaha!!

See boys n girls.. size does count ;)

Anyway, we finally made it to Missouri and after getting all rested up, we went out the next day.

 We travelled to a few different cities around where they live on Ft. Leonard Wood.

And I gotta say, so much of the countryside is gorgeous. From what I noticed while coherent anyway ;) Hahaha

Don't forget to stop n smell the flowers along the way ;)

While we were out, I took pics of alot of signs.

 Stores I'd never heard of,

some that just looked interesting, and some just like ours with different signs or what-not.

Out of them all I discovered that "Hardy's" is what we call "Carl's Jr." here. And they have Waffle Houses out that way. Nothing like what we have here. They dinners are true to the South and serve chicken with waffles and gravy. I'm still pretty pissed I didn't get the chance to eat at one of em =(

But we did visit some of Lelas' friends.

And she is a Hillbilly. Self proclaimed. As is her family ;)

While there I was taken to one of Lelas' friends' old houses' (try saying that 3 times fast!).

Where I took a few pictures from around the area.

Just gorgeous countryside.

Oh yeah.. and Tornados

And I don't have any pictures of em, but there were fireflies! And gazillions of em at that! I had NEVER seen one before, so of course that was one of my first drunken excursions..

Taking pictures of military vehicles was also entertaining to me.  

Met up with one of Billys' friends

that and trying to catch an armadillo that was running beside us on the street.. Those 2 activities pretty much kept me active while I was there ;) Hahaha

We'd run off to visit Lelas' husband Billy while he was golfing.

We discussed stealing a golf cart, ya know..

how far we could get in a stolen one and how long before they'd catch us. Things of that nature.. ;)

There was even a Sonic there.

But all in all, I had a great time. I wished that leg of my adventure hadn't ended so soon.

And get yer head outta the gutter.. it says BAT house ;)

Was the Blair Witch here??

I miss the hell outta her when she's gone. So we decided that sometime this coming summer, I'll have to come out again.

Only this time, I'm only taking *1* carry on..

But THAT, along with visiting Tanya in North Carolina, will be my next story here in the next day or so... ;)

Yeah.. you read that right.. and not necessarily that order either ;)

This particular blog starts off as part of a 3 nighter..

(PS~ There's my daddy!!)

Be afraid.. be VERY afraid..

It starts off at the All American Tattoo Fest here in Sacto!

And lemme tell you.. there were things that didn't happen in Vegas but will only stay @ the tattoo festival.. Heh..

Heyyyy.. here's Mike Stouts' hetero lifemate! Mike Hood!

Anyhow..

There was much entertainment to look at..

my eyes were constantly seeking out people and things.. eye candy GALORE!

Even my friend El Gato was there, although I didn't see em there =(

That's ok though, cause I ended up steakin em away for a day or two after all that took place when I first kidnapped em from the Mad Sin show..

Anywho..

There were girls' reversin the birth process!

There were boys swallowin fire!

There was that same boy swallowin a sword!

This boy had a Punisher tattoo, too!!

And then there was little ol me..

With my once nekkid foot..

transforming it into an idea that I'd had, and that my tattoo artist was able to duplicate from my words..

I LOVE a tattoo artist that understands my needs..

*sigh*

Anyway.. from there.. it was party time! And also the next day..

This boy I know named Richie in a band called ZBS (Zero BullShit) played at the Distillery. He's kind of a ham, but, that's ok. He rocked the place and he knows it..

And the boy with the tattoo was there!! From the convention!! Hahahaha!!

STOUT!!!

And of course we had The Walking Dead.

If you haven't seen these boys play, you need to do it.

Anyway... this boy wanted to go home with me..

They kick fuckin ass. And their tunes are constantly evolving..

There was a bunch more to do with me & Emile but I think I will omit that for now.. eh darlin? ;)

Heh

And yeah, this was also the night I woke up in land park aand wasn't sure how or why..

Oh yeah.. good times for all.. Ha!

Anyway.. from there it was totally downhill.. And also the 3rd and final day of my partyin..

This night brought me to good ol Fanny Ann's.

I love that place..

Where I decided to meet up with a friend of mine named Thom.

And totally hit on the cute bartender.

Who swore that he'd met up with me the night prior.. hmmm...

now did ya really darlin?

Where the hell was I? This bartender was hot..

Either way.. By the time all was said and done, my regular bartender of 10 years or so was jealous as all hell.. He also took a picture for me.. But myspace rules and regulations forbids me to post such material, and I really don't want my profile deleted for nudity..

Anyway, the cute bartender served me up somethin to "help me out". To this day I still dunno what I was drinkin but he was sure servin em up real tall like. And not chargin me for half of em. So I was tippin him 10's.

Hell.. he was cute..

And don't forget, Thom is still sittin next to me. All the while I'm leanin over the bar, whisperin and bitin on cute bartenders' ear, kissin em even. While my Regular gets jealous and Thom seems to be as well.

Oh well.. I was havin a good time.. and methinks my new bartender was as well..

Closin time inevitably came around..

And that's when I wanted steak n eggs.

So Thom n I decided to stumble to Dennys' nearby for some drunken grub.

We had to wait.. til 3am to get food.. I was pissed.. it felt like an eternity..

And by the time I got it, the food sucked.. I was fuckin pissed.. The steak was all fatty n grisley.. ewwww..

And apparently a group of chinese tourists tried to buy me from Thom. Where I got pissed and said "I am totally CAPABLE of pimping MYSELF out, Thank you!" All the while slurrin my words..

Hahaha..

Good ol wholesome fun it was ;)

I then proceeded to stumble to my car where I passed out for the remainder of the evening..

Mornin came around and people were startin to come around Old Sacto, so I decided to bail.

I went up Capitol to Folsom and hit SoCals Tavern.

Where I had a Bloody Mary for breakfast. And some boy fell in love with me.

Told me he had a girlfriend but would leave her for me. Wow. And I hadn't even bathed, looked like shit, and was hungover workin on another drink..

My oh myyyy...

I gave em my number anyway.. ;)

The next blog doesn't get much better folks.. more drunken debauchery and such.. BUT.. from Manteca now..

Heh...

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So it was Tommys' nephews' birthday, Cody.

And well, the family had decided it was due time for a trip to the zoo. Which was totally cool with me. Cause ya see, I'm close enough to bein family, so I of course, was invited. And besides.. I love the reptile house..

Long story behind this one as well..

Let's just say that shortly after this day happened, shit fell apart with Tommy n Angela. But it's all good. Things have a way of workin themselves out, even when it looks like everythings' gonna be shit..

So anyway.. yeah...

We got there and I of course had to do the tourist thing..

We all had such a wonderful time..

We started off just goin through the entire zoo.. we were there for HOURS I tell you..

And looked at all the animals in their entirety..

I won't post them all here.. but just so ya know.. I took 461 pictures that day.. Ha!

Amazing eh?

Well.. I just happen to be kind of an amazing kinda girl ;)

Hahaha

Anyway.. we had a blast and when we were tired of the zoo, we decided to stop off at the park and have a picnic. In which it was an awesome good time.

It's those days that I miss.

Well.. those and goin to the river.

But things are gonna be better cause Tommys' back now and things are much better!!

So yeah.. look forward to more trips to the river and more pictures ;)

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Well.. this particular blog is gonna pick up where I left off...

At the airshow of course!

And it was totally awesome.. Hotter than hell.. but more entertaining than any ol' place could possibly be on any particular Sunday.

I was thrilled as all hell to be there.. regardless to the weather.. I always enjoy a good airshow..

I think the girl flyin this particular aircraft was tryin to write "I <3 U"

People wanderin around, simply enjoyin the sun and all there was to take in..

People were so fuckin hot they were seekin refuge under the wingspan of the jets..

For some reason I found this extremely fuckin funny..

And I'm always blown away with the size of the jets on these things.. I mean.. seriously..

And why was no one under that particular one? Hmmmmm...

I did end up climbin up into the huge cargo carrier, and the nice Navy boys lemme take pics in the cockpit.

Actually.. I just wanted to say "cockpit".. ha!

Anyway.. couldn't help but to photograph a few extras, as I know a boy in WA state named Travis, so I figured I'd immortalize em..

And at these airshows.. there's always so much goin on.. sometimes I can't even remember what I'm photographing..

Seems that particular helicopter was flyin backwards or some shit.. or maybe it was the one droppin boys from it.. Hmmmm..

Who says size doesn't count?

And even though this next <3 was probably for cancer awareness.. I'd like to think it was for some girl out there that's seriously loved..

Stunt planes kick ass..

And if I remember correctly, it was a chick operatin this one...

How can those people not pay attention? Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.. there was soo much to watch..

And ya can't have an airshow without some aviation destruction..

BOMB the fuckin airstrip!!

Mushroom cloud layin mother fucker..

And I just thought this was cute.. like a gentle giant and a baby or somethin..

And of course the stealth bomber.. always amazes me..

I swear you couldn't see em when he flew sideways.. er.. vertical? with yer eyesight..

And ya gotta LOVE stunt copters!!

This Copter went outta his way to put on one helluva show.. trust me.. he kicked ass...

Talk about gifted..

And once again.. people seekin shade..

The view I took from the lemonade stand that charged my ass 5 bucks per lemonade, which in that heat I gladly paid.. grrrrr....

Stunt boys..

Hell.. if you were there.. ya might even see yourself.. seems everyone was under the jets..

The Finale..

And oh yeah.. ahem.. there were boys to view as well ;)

Uh huh... heh...

They were everywhere..

Even on top of the planes...

What was I doin again?

Shit.. that's right..

Watchin an airshow.. heh..

Overall I had a fucking blast.. If ya didn't go again this year.. you suck..

I did..

I came home sunburned but happier than hell!

Be WARE.. the next blog is gonna cover not only a trip to the zoo, but also an attempt at Gerle creek...

Ciao for now!!

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Blog Tag

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you chose a list of people to be tagged, list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their profile and tell them to read your latest blog.

(Most of my quirks are of a sexual nature, imagine that! Haha.. given that.. everyone I know seems to know all of this about me, therefore most of this falls back onto sex.. guess I'm just not all that interesting!)

1~I often daydream about people in sexual situations that I probably shouldn't be..

2~I masturbate after my shower every day

3~I listen to Justin Timberlakes' "sexy back" and dance provocatively through the house, with the windows open or closed, clothing optional ;) Haha (the song changes to some other "sexual" type song with a beat from time to time..)

4~I think about sex more often than anyone I know- guarranteed, and will act upon it at any given moment..

5~Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet was the most erotic/appealing man I've ever laid eyes upon..

6~When I was super depressed some years ago, I used to watch "Leaving Las Vegas" with a pint of whiskey and 6 pack of New Castle..

7~TOOL & APC put me into an almost depressed state that I can't get enough of, although most of it reminds me of a love I no longer have.

8~I've fucked on a corpse

9~I have had the same apocalyptic dreams for the last 10 years. They never change and I always die.

10~I wonder sometimes just how many "loves" people get in their lifetime and if I've exhausted mine or met and ignored him? Hmmm... (How incredibly fuckin cheesy.. but had to try n pull away from sex n alcohol! Haha) 

The following are chosen to be tagged....

Nivek (although I know he won't do this, I at least want him to know I'd be interested in hearing his thoughts) ;)

Cain

Geoff

Jenn

Joe

Jay (because I love u!)

Mike B (Just because I haven't heard from you in forever..)

Lela

Elif

Dreamer

Laura

Gabby

Bekah

Jimbo (this outta be interesting.. haha)

Adam (because I wanna know!)

Handsome Jack (cause he's my pervy equal)

David

Well first let me say that I am TRULY sorry for makin everyone wait for so damn long..

This blog really shoulda been done well over a month ago (ok, I think we filmed the weekend of the 8th in March? I dunno..)  But either way..

Without further ado.. I present to you.. The filming of Little Red..

First of all, I hafta say that it was a total blast.. I met some really awesome people and am thankful for that. I actually caught the bug and can't wait for our next project to come up.. But anyway...

It started off when I got to Geoffs' house between 7:30 and 8pm on that Thursday. He then gathered a few things together including a few lights, chairs and what have you's. We loaded up the car and after gassing up, we were on our way!

Drivin over was fairly peaceful and I learned where the Dairy Farms were by smell.. sight unseen, at least I HOPE they were dairy farms.. haha..

But anyway, we finally got there where we met Johns' wife, Kim. Super nice lady. After some conversation and finding out that John was out but would be home shortly, we decided to retire ourselves for the night. We got their boys' room and were asleep shortly after hitting our pillows.. I vaguely remember hearing boys' voices' sometime later on in my haze of sleep.. Come to find out, my senses were correct.

In the morning I awoke to several more people there than when I'd dozed off the evening prior.. hmm..

Come to find out, these new people were Johns' family. Fernando, Joe and Noah. Couldn't be a better bunch of guys' mind you. They were soo much fun during Geoff and I's stay there..

But at this particular time I didn't know them and we were all enjoying our continental breakfast =) Mmmmm.. OJ and muffins.. banana nut even ;)

Seems somewhere around this time while I'm enjoyin my tasty beverage and muffin I remember John "challenging" someone about the death star being in a certain shot in a movie, or something to that effect.. Ya see.. I'm such a total loser that after the ORIGINAL star wars, stopped paying attention. I do understand now that while growing up I was watching them out of order, but hell, I wasn't aware of it at that time and well.. eh..

Anyway, I walked into the family room and retrieved my script from Johns' sofa. Read through it and excused myself outside to smoke. Where I saw more people waiting. After some conversation, Dominique shows up and Jerry goes to work on her hair.

We finally, eventually, get to "Downtown Oakdale". Not a bad little town. Where immediately Fernando, Noah and Joe start unloading everything out of Johns' van.. talk about knowin what they're doin.. These boys had everything out and into the alley faster than a girl can scream "Panty Party!!!" Hahahaha

So then I took some pictures of the preparations. So much goes into this.

If your not really paying attention you don't know but, damn.. there are so many details..

I took about 5 million pictures of the opening scene.

Could ya blame me?

I was actually really excited to finally get everything going.

And it was at that moment that I appreciated my bringing my back up batteries and cards. I hadn't realized I would be using my own camera for continuity.

So I was thankful for what I had. Made things easier in remembering rather than having to write everything down and make small sketches..

I probably took more than 5 million pictures..

Soo many of the opening..

And I noticed something about the pictures I took this time around. They are more technical than "fun". If that makes sense? Because I had been trying to capture different things that I thought would matter to detail, I didn't really get many interesting shots. Oh well..

That's why I was thankful Kim was snapping away! ;) She ended up with quite a few good ones..

But the first day was a blast! I met Dominique,

I met Nick,

I met Kamrin.. hell, I met ALOT of people.. and was elated to be in the great company I was in.

By the end of the days' shooting, John and Kim announced that they are treating us all to lunch! Awesome.. We ate at the Mexican restaurant (El Jardin) right next door to where we had been filming all day.

End of the day and I'm pretty exhausted.. I didn't notice it at the time but, we were actually pretty busy out there! Hahaha!

Sleepy time.. for what feels like moments..

Next day! We're headed off to Ripon, where the Orchards blow gently in the wind and well, ya got yer farm country!

I absolutely ADORED Vangie and her husband. I don't remember his name because, well, I started calling em Papa. =) Hahaha 

I can't say enough good things about them. And the property surrounding them was just as beautiful as they are..

So once again we start shooting.

We're already a little behind so get to it quickly..

Once again with Noah, Fernando and Joe pullin everything out of the van and setting things up.

John stressed here and there...

And we all joked a lil'...

And then took some sound and footage..

One of my favorite parts' of the whole thing was making and "aging" the mason jars.

Heh... GOTCHA!! ;)

This was done so that we could put "testicles" into them.. which I will get into more here shortly..

Starting the kitchen footage..

It's amazing what all goes into this..

Back to balls.. Look at the dates on the jars... Any look familiar?? ;)

Ya see, Little Red has a nasty habit of cutttin off boys' testicles in what she calls a sort of "cleansing".. I won't go into any more of it than that, you'll hafta watch the flick to enjoy that ;)

What the other half was doing while the kitchen scenes were being shot.. Haha

Hmmm.. wonder what this look is for? Hahaha

There is ALOT to filming any project.. luckily we all got along great thus making it a great mesh..

(sidenote~ The footage from Ripon that you see here is over a period of 2 days..)

Ok.. back to the balls for the last time.. (I can't help it! Hahaha!!)

Actually Jerry had made them out of hamburger meat and dye.. ewwww...

and that skin lookin thing next to em is just that.. it was a piece that Jerry had made to put over Nicks' thigh so that Little Red could inject him..

Ahem.. gross.. Haha

Tryin to open windows.. Hahaha

There was soo much going on..

And of course my cameras' last battery was dyin fast =(

It was awesome.. always something going on.. just amazing..

The table.. torturous table.. mmmmmmm.. almost erotic ;) Hahahaha

Either way.. I had a great time and can't wait to do it again! Thank you!!

With the rest of the hundred or so pix that I didn't get into this, I'll be makin a slideshow and distributing that to anyone who's interested.. hundreds and hundreds of photos guys and gals ;)

It was soo much fun... And I can't wait to see the finished product!!!

CHEERS!!!!!!!

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So now, little man, your tired of grass;
L.S.D.,Acid, Cocaine, and Hash
When someone pretending to be a true friend
Said, I'll introduce you to Miss Herion
Well honey, before you start fooling with me,
Let me inform you on just how it will be
For I will seduce you and make you my slave,
For I've sent stronger men than you straight to their graves.
You'd think you could never be such a disgrace.
Then you'll end up addicted to poppy seed waste.
You'll start by inhaling me one afternoon,
Then you'll take me in your arms very soon.
Once I've entered deep down in your vein
The craving will really drive you INSANE.
You'll need lots of money (have you already been
told)
For darling, I am more expensive than gold.
You'll swindle your mother for less than a buck.
You'll end up an animal, vile and corrupt.
You'll beg and you'll steal for a narcotic charm
And only feel content when I'm deep in your arm.
One day you'll realize the monster you've grown,
And solemnly promise to leave me alone.
If you think you have the magical knack,
Honey, Just try getting me off your back.
The vomit, the cramps, your guts in a knot
The jangling nerves screaming, for just one more
shot
The hot chills, the cold sweats, the withdrawal
pains,
Can only be eased by my little white grains.
There is no other way and no need to look
For deep down inside, you'll know you are hooked,
You'll desparatly run to the pusher and then
You'll welcome me back to your veins once again.
And when you return, as I have foretold,
You'll ultimately give me your body and soul.
You'll give up your morale, your conscience, your
heart, and then you'll be mine, till death do us
part.

Author Unknown

A few weeks ago Nikki fell ill.. She caught some nasty cold or flu that rendered her unable to consume mass quantities of alcohol as we usually do..

So being the good friend that I am, I made her up a bag of remedies to get her back into the bars with me.

First of all.. having a supply of Theraflu is important to ones' personal well being when feeling under the weather.

It not only helps to stop the coughing and clear you up, but also knocks you flat on yer ass so that you don't care much about being sick for at least the next 4-6 hours each dose..

Next would be the all important cough suppressants.

Both Halls and Ricola are acceptable and usually help out when you feel a cough attack coming up and you don't wish to submit to it..

Sleepytime Herbal Tea...

yum yum... need I say more??

And then of course we have Vitamins. These are very important in gettin yer immunity back up and ready to drink more alcohol!

Then of course we have the vitamin C

This also gives hope to a speedy recovery!

When all else fails and your simply exhausted and just want to crash out, and you might even have a fever, you can take tylenol with sleep aid

Knocks yer ass out within 20 mins!

Next up, a sugar free cough expectorant, AND suppressant.. depending on where you are and whether or not you have to be busy, this might suit you.

The all important "Wal-borne"! For those that don't have "Airborne" on hand but still wanna boost that immunity!

How could we forget Vicks' Vapo Rub? This stuff.. I'm tellin ya, could melt the hair out of a camels' nose. And make you sweat to death if ya have a fever.. but ALSO works wonders on clogged up noses and throats..

Next we have Ibuprofen aka Motrin. Always works in taking down a fever in all my experience. Definitely ranks higher than tylenol with me..

When ya think you can handle somethin to drink..

you might wanna try some lemonade.. Sugar free though. Not too stressful on yer tummy but gives you back the nutrients ya might lose while with fever..

And of course.. we all know the benefits of chicken noodle soup

The broth of chicken noodle soothes the tummy and the noodles are light enough that if yer tummy is feelin stable enough, should give ya some energy.

AND, if yer feelin REALLY lucky, throw some saltines in it..

This will thicken up yer soup promising a hearty meal!

And it doesn't hurt to have a friend that has Vicoprofen either ;)

So there ya have it..

And Nikki was all better and ready to party like a rockstar by the end of the weekend! 

Haha

Cheers!!

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Eye see you!!!

I know, I know.. it's been FAR too long since I've posted a new blog and I truly apologize for that.. lifes' been a rollercoaster full of twists and turns for me lately.. both good and bad but definitely action packed!

This particular blog, through no ones fault but my own, will be filled with several subjects.. as the last few have been..

But at least they're not boring.. one must understand that I'll be goin away this afternoon to help in a movie project with my buddy Geoff.. in all reality, I shouldn't even be sitting here doin this.. but, priorities! By the way.. wanna see me blonde? ;) Hah! Yeah, it's true..

But that isn't the reason for this new onset of pictures, nor is it to tell you that the last guy I dated is now gay

(I always thought he was as did my friends.. but ANYWAY!)

This blog starts off with a cozy evening between friends.. Nikki, a boy from Davis she knows- Cameron, and myself.

We find ourselves at the Old Tavern as most weekends we do..

It's usually the same with us, we start off with several pitchers of beer, moving upwards and onwards to car bombs and shots of gin and whiskey as the night progresses. But this night... yes, this night is different..

As Nikki sat and talked to Cameron I noticed few things around me..

As this boy I've known off n on and mainly online walk in and as I surprise attacked em with the camera, it dawned on me..

I am a straight gangsta with this camera of mine.. I can "shoot" unsuspecting peoples' at any angle.. only temporarily phased by the guzzling of beer, car bombs, shots, or the occassional fag. By the way,

OLD TAVERN- YOU SUCK! You told us more than a month ago the patio would be back open for us to guzzle our beer and smoke simutaneously.. LIES!!

It's been well over a month and we're still havin to drink inside. In which we ALL hate. So ya know they've gotta be losin money cause we're not the only ones bailin the scene early.. bastards..

Anyway, Nikki & I notice a guy that seems like one of the same from the Town House gig we caught..

so the deal is that I catch a side view of his tattoo.. in which I try desperately, and what seems to be in vain, to do so..

more or less catching his rear and occassional shots of Nikki

Sorry dude!

But at least I tried, finally ending with one we could live with..

and guess what? It was him! Haha

So as the night progresses Cameron shows more signs of wearing thin and Nikki asks him more about her panties she happened to have left at his house one night, I believe the weekend prior..

You must understand, this blog is being written about 2 weeks after the fact.. I wasn't able to bring myself to do it before hand..

So we go from drinkin to me hangin outside more.. after stealing the doormans' stool I start to try and ask for door admission.. but my plans are thwarted by the door man directly inside.. dammit..

That's ok because I happen to notice more interesting things brewing when I see a cop car pull up a street beside the bar..

which street you might ask?

I have no clue. Like others.. I firmly believe that the Old Tavern migrates as you leave it each time.. So with that, I can only give you limited information..

Also, see my vids section for the vid of the girl gettin arrested for DUI. At the end of the vid I say somethin to the effect of the cops noticin me there, right after I shut it off, one of the cops actually waved and said hello to us there..

However, we did happen to see several boys riding along on small bicycles with maybe one girl which caught our eye..

And I tried desperately to take pictures of them all..

but my camera was just not gettin along with the dark that night.. and I fought it at every chance I got..

When finally.. a nice boy, nice good lookin boy (ok.. you will all notice how I call most boys in ALL my blogs, nice or good lookin.. I cannot help that I find the opposite sex completely irresistable.. I dunno why, but they're just so damn hot.. most of em that is anyway... ahem..), came up and allowed me to photograph him with no problem...

Thank you cute bicycle riding boy!!

Anyway.. the night goes on and I suspect some different vibes but don't let on... and of course I'm PISSED about the patio situation @ Old Tavern..

And not too long later, and before closing time (which is becoming a nasty habit mind you, old tavern used to get all our money when the patio was open!) we head for Nikkis' house. Cameron, Nikki and I.

When we finally make it to her pad.

Nikki wants her panties. Cameron? Where are Nikkis' panties that you claim you brought back with you to give to her?

Uh oh.. I don't like where this is going..

At this moment, which isn't unlike those before where he mentioned he had NO problem with me taking pictures of anything that might happen.

why?

Because they "feel silky and he likes how they feel"..

the black panties on top of the red ones..

are NIKKIS...

The red ones? His..

Wow..

He pulled out his junk. And poor unsuspecting Nikki didn't even know it..

Did ya see the look on her face? Ha! Priceless! Posin next to a guy that has his junk out and she didn't even know it ;) Haha! 

Um.. anyway.. Nikki.. how'd that go?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So yeah.. draw yer own conclusions as I better not have a say so and don't let this happen to you...

I must tell you however, that the black panties are indeed Nikkis'. The red ones' underneath are HIS.

We're still tryin to figure out if they were made for boys or girls..

I'm not so sure I want you to tell me if you know.. ;)

CHEERS!!

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