"He doesn't mend shoes, he spreads celebrity news,
heeeeeee's the Gossip Cobbler."
June Sarpong is a virgin, she once got a handjob of one of the boom operators on T4, but that doesn't count. Fact.
GMTV's very own Ben Shepherd has no fingerprints. Fact.
Ronan Keating's real name is Ronan Kitchen. Non-Fiction.
Leeds United were originally called Land Rovers. Fact
Christina Aguilera has slept with over 15% of all American citizens. Fact.
Gaby Logan (nee Yorath)'s top 3 favourite fruits are:
1. The apple
2. The tomato (clever)
3. The one from the thin blue line who always had a curly wurly in his pocket.
The lead singer of The Kooks (Luke Pritchard) washes his hands in salt. True
The B.A. in B.A. Baracus stands for British Airways.
Dr. Fox has a PHD in being a proper helmut. Not false
Bob Marley's record "No Woman, No Cry" was written during a time when his wife (Jane Cooper) went away for a spa weekend and he masterbated so furiously he cried milk. DEFINITELY TRUE!
That's quite enough gossip from the cobbler for one evening, I've got to go and re-sole a rumour regarding Summer Hoyland, it's a belter.
Till next time.