First off this is a post from my blog project that I am very proud of and excited about.  It offers commentary on office life, life in general, and other randomness through commentary, poetry, music, and video, check it out, the link will be at the bottom.... Thanks myspace fam!

*The Cubicle Dance, it's bigger than the Soulja Boy, but even more annoying...

In the morning after sliding on my sheep costume and sensible shoes, I also throw on my representative skullcap (it looks cute with my locs sticking out the side, but I digress). The skully gets me compliments, in fact it becomes all the rage. (hot on the boulevard and shit). But then one day after a hard night of drunken debauchery the Cubicle Crusader wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, 10 minutes to get ready to beat rush hour, can't be late today got some bullshit to attend to an important meeting to attend. FUCK! Sheep costume is a little wrinkled, but it'll have to do, sensible shoes are at the door, so I'm good. Hop on the road and make it to Hell work in record time. Sweet! Seems like I am forgetting something though, but can't quite put my finger on it.... Step into work, head to the meeting, I can feel something in the air, it is thick like, like, like, me (hee hee)..... and then it happens Ol' Boy the Production Manager comes out of his mouth sideways, and without hesitation he gets the sista-girl, oh no he didn't headroll, attidude, eye roll trifecta..... Dammit, now I know what I forgot, that damn representative skullcap. "Gots to be mo' careful!"

Classic video from 1994

What ever happeded to Ill and Al Skratch ??? Where are my homies? I guess they're creeping through the hood... up to no good! lol

peace y'all,
naturally alise

This what I have been bumping as of late in the CD/mp3 player, some old, some new, all of it dope!

This girl is so ridiculously talented....... it is a unique that defintely pleased my ear... please check out her album: "day.break", you will not be disappointed (unless you are just boring.... and boring people suck...)

The "Bitter" album is just a masterpiece...... never gets old.

If you haven't heard the new Nas album I hereby revoke your hip-hop pass...lol, but seriosuly this album is the bizness, for realz, the Nas I love that I fell in love with on Illmatic but all grown up...

"...I'm leaving my fingerprints...." Dangit, that's right, I intend to leave my fingerprints on this world.... Love this song by Katy Perry who is the singer of the smash hit "I Kissed a Girl", well her whole album is pretty decent... but I really love this particular song.

I heart the Brand New Heavies, they make me smile.... one of my all time favorite bands....

Thanks for sharing a moment of your time with me...

peace,

alise....

Something short and sweet for ya......   Peace, Alise....

Ladrón de Besos (poem)

You are definitely a smooth criminal, but I'm not telling....

Pillager of pecks and puckers

Marauder of magical mouth to mouth moments

Sweet stolen smooches.... lip to lip larceny

Kisses are the the best ill-gotten gain

....and require accomplices

Can I be your partner in crime?....

Flashback: "Tender Kisses" ... Tracie Spencer

You have Alise in Wonderland once again

Evoking Cheshire cat grins

With embraces that cover a multitude of sins

Holding me tight  skin to skin

Where do I end and where do you begin?

Feeling like  kissing cousins because our souls must be kin…

Dred…. ing  this moment's end

Wondering how you stole my heart with a pen…???

And this living document you did amend

And With eyelid kisses you  ratified this  permanent grin....

(poem, part 1)

New poem hot off the presses.... and I do mean hot!

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Hillarious......