So… this might not be safe for the kids, but I had to get a screen shot of it...

I opened up the Google News page, and at the very bottom, no pun intended, of the page was a story about people getting sick aboard a cruise ship. That’s when I noticed the picture that accompanied the story…
 

My only question is; is this the international symbol for this affliction?

Who knew?

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I come to you today to write about an animal that is over
populating this world. Or more importantly, office buildings… no wait… anywhere
people gather. I am talking about that guy, and we all know him, who thinks he’s
a comedian/can write comedy, and won’t drop it until you agree with him.

Okay, okay… before anyone says it, I know, glass houses…  But I have a good caveat. I write a blog,
which can be worse than being a comedian, but more importantly, I don’t call
myself a comedian. Anyway… if someone is actively going after their dream to
become a comedian, then you know what, you are that for which you seek.

Whom I speak of are those wastes of space that tell you that
they are going to be a comedian, but then never do anything about it. Except
talk to you about how they want to do it. Then there is the whole fact that
they recycle jokes, or tell you jokes that they stole from other people. They’re
not so much as funny, but more like they just make everyone uncomfortable because
you know that if you laugh you’re just encouraging him, and if you don’t laugh,
then you might come off as rude.

Now, I know that might be one of those faux-douche bag
comedians out there reading this, thinking, “Say, that’s not me. I’m funny, I
know it. I’m just waiting to build up my material before I go out there.” That’s
great dude… I’m sure your Mom said you were special too.

So, to help us all out, here are the warning signs that you
are not funny and will never be a comedian:

..1.      
You do an impression of a character from “Family Guy.” (Bonus douche bag points
if it’s Quagmire.)..

..2.      
You laugh at your own jokes...

..3.      
You call it a “joke” but in actuality, you just
described a scene from a “Simpson’s”
episode...

..4.      
You think the louder you get makes you funnier...

..5.      
You are a happy well adjusted person...

If you have discovered that, yes, you are “that guy,” you
have only two potions. One; please shut up and stop torturing the rest of us,
or Two; just get up on stage and do it. No matter what option you choose from
these two possibilities, you will end up earning our respect.

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"I don’t think I even want to know someone who hasn’t heard
“Strawberry Fields” before. And if you are out there, what hole have you been
living in? I remember being 12 and in my brother Greg’s room and listening to
the tape of “Magical Mystery Tour” and just being blown away that this was a
song written by human beings. Was it possible? Was it likely?  How can four guys write a song that makes me
feel alone and connected with every other dreamer that has ever existed, and
that one day there will be a place for us? And to think that this song never
hit number 1 on the singles charts, but I can’t even imagine a time where a
song like that could be released as a single. It just seems to me like it is a
song that has always existed."

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So, a good friend of mine sent me this link to a trailer. Please, and I mean please, watch it, and then tell me if the description of the movie matches what you have just seen.

Remember kids, never marry a caveman.

Merry Christmas!!!

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P.S. - For your viewing pleasure...

It's that time of year when I post my Christmas Video. Enjoy...

Happy Holidays...

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