I yes, I would like to talk about real stuff. So sometimes do you ever feel like your online friends are really there for you. If I'm having a rough day I have real flesh and blood friends I can call, but sometimes my myspace friends aren't as busy, and will listen to my bullshit. If I put out a bulletin saying I'm sad, or wishing to discuss something trivial to get my mind off life*cough porn* , *cough cough masturbation* my online friends respond to me, and  this is comforting. I know in your head your thinking we only respond because of: a) the t, b) the a, or c) the incredible filth that you write, but I'm going to have to tell you I don't give a rats ass. All I really care about is that when I'm feeling emo I always have someone to talk to, even if they do keep trying to find out where I live.


My most favorite picture...

Genuinely I feel like many of my online friends care about me, I may delusional but I feel the love, and I'm going to tell you I like it! I also feel like there is a sense of community, albeit a community of people that want to ass rape each other, especially among those who blog and those who read blogs. Am I wrong? This week when the Naked Nurse was deleted it seemed very clear to me that it was a moment of blogging solidarity when we needed to band together and help her find her friends and readers. Now if you are reading this and don't know the Naked Nurse , I highly recommend you check her out, I mean all I'm gonna say is hot lady, nice rack, and great masturbation material. For those of you that hate pimps or dirty birds disregard the statement above.


My Boobies

Lately I have been sending out bulletins about porn, trying to get you to tell me what you like. I'm going to come clean on this one, growing up Catholic gave me a strong love of the forbidden porn, but I've really not enjoyed that much porn in the last few years, being that the last long term (as in prison term) relationship that I was in was with someone who was addicted to porn, amongst other things. Now though, that eons have passed the allure of the shiny pussies has given me a pulse between my legs yet again, not to mention the fact that I read enough blogs and erotica where sometimes my eyes just wanna look at the pretty pictures, while I rub one out. This doesn't diminish my love of erotica though, I have loved reading naughty things since I was about 10 reading Judy Blume's Seventeen, while my Mom wasn't looking. I love creating my own mental pictures with someone else's dirty thoughts, makes me add my own twists and turns.So let me know what kind of porn you like, I want to experience new things (wait a minute isn't this a recurring theme).

So I tell ya my lovemuffins I shall continue on my path to myspace enlightenment (attention whoring) until you guys don't love me anymore, Tom deletes my ass, or I get some sort of real life (not likely). Oh and friend my back up profile here,even though it is pathetic and sad, I mean this deletion stuff is getting scary, especially for a lazy girl like me. That is all the out there-ness I have to share today, I'll be back with my usual smut on Thursday...until then please touch yourselves for me.
P.S. This blog contains photos I've used before because I couldn't take new ones, I'm in bed with a sore throat...


A popsicle sounds really good right now!

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Okay Lovemuffins, so as Black Wednesday(Valentines Day) approaches...as usual I find myself feeling quite inadequate being alone. I think that a holiday all about love is pretty much sucky unless you have one of those fairy tale relationships. I have a  fairy tale relationship with my sex toys, although poor Mr. Rocket (My favorite Battery Operated Boyfriend) rarely gets used with all my additions to my collection. I'm thinking about getting myself the fastest route to orgasm for Valentines day, the rabbit, I had one before but it was a little too much for me(It made me twitch). Anyway I wrote a little Ode to my sex toys, how very appropriate, that it is a parody of a Willy Nelson song, get it Willy...


Oops did I say that

To all the toys I've loved before
Who have made my fantasies more
and at times have even made me sore

I'm so glad you were around
to please my mound

To all the toys I've loved before
Plastic is really not so bad
and when you cheat it does not get mad

I'm so glad you were my dick
instead of being with someone that made me sick

To all the toys I've loved before
Who have traveled in and out of me
making my pussy full, so happy

I'm so glad I choose you at the sex store
even the one for my backdoor

To all the toys I've loved before
You have helped me be less of a slut
and so many on my list got cut
even though I put you in my butt

I'm so glad you were in my drawer
when I come home a drunken whore

To all the toys I've loved before
I'm so glad you were always ready
even when I was emotionally unsteady

I'm so glad I bought those duracells
for now I'm hearing bells

To all the toys I've loved before
I'm so glad you gave me all the pleasure
So much, I could never measure

To all they toys I've loved


So leave me some comments, there is probably more to follow this week, when I'm anxious, I blog. Oh and if you want to see this girl kissing her pussycat, my profile has a few new photos....


Me and my anxieties await

Hey! Well first I gotta say Thank You to all you lovemuffins who wished my sick kitty cat, Nikademus, well. He doesn't have a tumor, just a really bad infection in his mouth. I was quite relieved seeing that I thought that after losing a pet last year, I thought this might drive me over the edge. Nikademus is 15 and a half years old, and I've had him since he was a baby, so I love him very very much. Now if only it was easier to get him to take his medicine.

Me and my baby!
 

True love, this ones a little dark but he hates the flash...


I just can't stop hugging him!

I also wanted to say Thank You to all of you that read, commented, and voted on my last blog series, it was really some good smutty fun.

So Wednesday night I went out clubbing in my nightie, it was a slumber party themed night, what a turn on. It was quite fun being so close to naked in public, not to mention I had to drive there, and walk to the club knowing I had so very little under my coat.It almost drove me to masturbate in the car, but I thought I might be a little swervy seeing how excited I was.Now I've started thinking that I might like to go out close to naked more often. So I thought I'd share another fantasy of mine and add a little twist, just because...

I wore this, I think everyone saw my panties.


Here I am bad girl in the corner again...

I come to the door wearing nothing but a coat and lingerie underneath, you answer and quickly take my coat and pour me a glass of wine. "So what is this surprise you have for me?" I ask, as I notice you admiring the black satin corset laced tight and stopping just below my tits allowing them to be squished up yet free. As I notice your stare I find myself turning so you can admire the black satin g-string and burgundy fishnet thigh highs from the back. "Are you ready for it?" you respond. "mmm one more glass of wine, I'm still tense," I say smiling. You pour me another glass of red wine and tell me about the erotic adventure you have planned, as you gently caress my inner thighs.You plan to tie my hands together and my feet together and have me on my hands and knees, and then you have invited a few friends, male and female, over to play with me while  you watch. You would like to watch them touch me, lick me, tease me, and fuck me with some toys. You will watch and allow someone to pleasure you orally, but you will save the fucking for me...although next time you might want to watch someone else fuck me. "Kiss me," you say and I do, as I feel your hot mouth on mine I wonder what adventure awaits.

You lead me down the long dark hall into your bedroom, the bed is large and soft. As you kiss me I feel your finger gently caressing my pussy and then entering me slowly. "Oh look at how wet you are, did the thought of strangers playing with you excite you? I think this calls for a spanking," you say. You bend me over the bed I quiver anticipating your hard slaps on my ass, but first you rub my ass cheeks admiring the view of me in high heels and a g-string, you unzip your pants and pull out your glistening hard cock. "See this, your a bad girl," you say as you spank me with your hardness, I moan. "I could help you make it better," I say sweetly, as I stick my tongue out to lick you. "Not so fast dirty girl," is your response as I feel your hand against my ass smacking me hard. It stings but at the same time, I am incredibly turned on. "Oh fuck," and a few moans are all I seem to be able to get out of my mouth as I feel my ass cheeks hot and rosy. I feel my pulse in my clit, in between hard smacks as you rub my ass, and wish you would finger me.


It just wouldn't be my blog without some ass...
 
You lead me up on to the bed and you carefully tie my ankles separately and then together with a few inches in between, with a red rope that binds me tightly but feels silky to the touch. You touch my back and grab my tits pinching my nipples before you begin to tie my hands, in the same way. "Now as you wait maybe sit in back on your calves with your arms streched out, but when you hear me enter the room I expect you on all fours." You leave the room and I wonder who will touch me, as my body aches to be satisfied, and filled. I hear your voice coming down the hall, who is with you I wonder, what pleasures await....

Okay now cum feel me up, bring some friends, put your fill in the blank in my mouth, etc.... in my fantasy the people vary but it always ends up with quite a lovely fucking from my Master. I can hardly stand the anticipation, particularly good timing, since I just bought some new toys.

So I'm sure all my Lovemuffins know to leave the blog whore her comments and ass lickings...

I'll just sit here and wait for you.

So love muffins these pictures are still all themed around my bed, this time around I'm just showing you a little more relaxed reality. I'll be bringing back the lace for the final episode of this fantasy(yup it will be a three part series). I'm going to give you a little short bit of the end of this blog from part one, but if you want to read the whole thing click here.


Me sitting in bed with my puss, trying to enjoy some smut.

The brief recap of the end:
I see the look of ecstasy on your face and let you buck your hips and fuck my face slowly and deliberately as you moan. I taste a little bit of your juices as you are now allowing me to set the pace and I move to the rhythm of the music sucking you hard and deep and fast. "Stop, stop...I don't want to cum yet," you say. "But I want to taste you," I say as I remove your hard cock from my mouth and stroke it, slick and wet with my spit.

Now with 23.2% you guys voted to let me taste your cream

Here goes nothing:
"Okay baby, just let me sit down on the bed, my legs are getting a little bit shaky," you say as you take your pants completly off and move to sit on the edge of the bed. I remove my untied wrap sweater and wiggle out of my little black skirt, allowing you full view of the green lace bra with matching g-string, garters, and of course black fishnet stockings. I crawl to you on all fours sensually, looking into your eyes. As my face meets your knee, I sit up and allowing my tits to brush against your leg. I lick your inner thighs and move up towards your balls, after licking them I move on and tease the head of your eager tool. I begin to take you hard and deep in my mouth, as you reach down and pull my tits up and out of my bra, teasing my erect nipples with your fingers. You moan as my lips seem to hug your cock, sliding slickly up and down, swallowing you deeply.You moan and grab my head as you thrust yourself deeper down my throat. I see that you are going to cum soon and use long hard deliberate strokes with my lips until I can feel your cock begin to pulsate in my mouth and throat. You grab the back of my head as the warm creamy love juice shoots into my mouth and throat. I swallow it greedily, and very slowly allow you to escape the warmth of my mouth.
You pull me up on to the bed with you and touch my body as I moan. "You liked that didn't you?" you ask, I nod. "I'm so wet," I say as I roll over allowing my round ass to face you. "Let me see," you say as your hand runs over my inner thighs feeling the wetness, and the begins to explore my nether lips gently parting them and stroking my clit, I gasp as a finger slides deep within me. You slide your finger in and out of me, as you stroke my clit and say,"You are so wet, what a bad girl, you liked drinking my cum, didn't you?" I moan and nod as you ask me to get on all fours on the bed.

 I have a lot of ass, does anyone want some?

Your hand begins to rub my ass, and examine my behind, before I know it you have savagely torn off my g-string, leaving the garters and stockings to frame my sex. Your fingers wander and begin to fuck me from behind. I feel the other hand rubbing my ass and the a sharp sting as you use it to spank my ass hard, I moan and you feel my pussy pulsate with desire for more. I feel your cock growing hard again on my thigh, it excites me. You spank my ass until it is a bit stingy and hot, as I feel your wet tongue lapping up some of my juices on my thighs, I moan. "You taste a little bit sweet," you say as I am now panting with desire. As one hand continues to finger me I feel your tongue meet my asshole and lick, I thrust back against your fucking hand as your tongue enters my ass. The sensation feels so good, so bad, having your tongue exploring my naughtiest parts.
 I feel as though I'm going to explode with pleasure, but just then you stop and roll me over, pulling me towards you I rest my legs on your shoulders and you tongue my clit. "Oh God, you remembered, your going to make me cum," I say as you lick me a little faster and you use your fingers to fuck both my pussy and ass simultaneously. You just stop and smile and as you dive back in, I can feel the very beginning warmth of orgasm. I can feel myself stiffen as the warm pleasure rocks my body and I start to spasm. You continue and I scream as I cum for what seems like an eternity grabbing your fingers with my kitty, ah pleasure.

Braless, need I say more(this ones for you Matt)

As you come up and kiss me I taste myself on you, you hold me tighty as I feel your cock against me stiffer than ever. "I like making you cum," you say as I rub your excitement, and say," I loved it, but now what are we going to do with this?," as I stroke your stiffness adoringly.What happens from here, I mean I know I'm getting dicked, but how?



Okay so vote, comment, and leave the love, ass lickings, and sex toys here. The conclusion will cum soon, with even worse naughty pics!

Having a computer in my bed is a whole new experience, it makes me feel like I am bringing all of you lovemuffins to bed with me.I brought my bottle of Syrah( my latest wine of choice,it coincendentally goes really well with dark chocolate:), and I thought I'd wear something sexy to bed for you.

I lay here thinking about what I'd like you to do to me...letting my fingers roam and touch my body, find my wetness, caress my most sacred parts. I thought you might like to experience one of my naughty nasty fantasies...


I've been chatting with you online for sometime now, we've become good friends, we talk about sex occasionally allowing a tiny touch of reality invade our lust filled conversations. I've shared some very explicit pics from my private collection turning both of us on. I convinced you that a webcam was a good fun by first giving you a very naughty show, and we've masturbated together. So much anticipation built up I'm almost scared to meet you now...but then I think of the promise of hot sex and continue carefully applying my lipstick. I put on a short black skirt that barely covers the top of my garters and stockings instantly making me wet. As I drive to where we have decided to meet for a drink my heart beats fast, but as I walk towards the bar's door I slip on my confidence, walking tall in the black pumps that always make me feel so sexy. As I enter I see you facing the door smiling and I instantly rush to give you a hug, squeezing you tight like an old friend or lover. I can't believe how handsome you are in person, we can't stop smiling. We chat as I order a Corona and a shot of tequilla...I giggle, and try to make jokes as I feel your hand on my lower back making me tingle a bit from your touch. "Do you want to get out of here?", you ask and I smile very discretely slipping your hand from my knee up my thigh and into my g-string, "What do you think?" I say as I feel you caressing my smoothness gently placing a finger between my lips encountering immediately my wetness. I try to stop myself but a little moan escapes my lips as you gently rub my clit, teasing me, making me yearn for more. "My hotel is only a block away," you say as you slide your finger, now soaked in my wetness in my mouth. I whisper in your ear as I grab your hard cock, " I need you inside me, in my mouth, in my pussy, in my ass."


As we enter your hotel room you kiss me passionately tasting my lips, biting them, exploring my mouth with your tongue, holding my face softly with one hand and grabbing my ass with the other. "We need a little music," I say in anticipation of what I might do next...You cue up on your laptop, and I kiss you as I begin unbuttoning your shirt, nuzzling your chest, ever so gently teasing your nipples with my tongue. As I kneel before you, you smile as I undo your belt and begin to unbutton your pants, "Ah I see your just dying to have it in your mouth," you say, fully knowing of my oral fixation. I smile and nod looking up at you cupping your balls in my hand, swirling my tongue around the tip of your nice shiny, thick cock. I give your balls a slow deliberate tongue bath, and then I look up at you innocently and ask, "Would you like me to suck your cock?" "Ummm," you moan," How could I say no?" I smile and slowly take in the tip and work a little more in my salivating mouth, using my lips to caress your ever enlarging organ as I suck. I take one hand and untie the bow on the side of my wrap around sweater, opening it to reveal a green lacy bra, and as I see you moan at the sight of my enormous tits I take all of you in my mouth, in my throat. I see the look of ecstasy on your face and let you buck your hips and fuck my face slowly and deliberately as you moan. I taste a little bit of your juices as you are now allowing me to set the pace and I move to the rhythm of the music sucking you hard and deep and fast. "Stop, stop...I don't want to cum yet," you say. "But I want to taste you," I say as I remove your hard cock from my mouth and stroke it, slick and wet with my spit.
Okay so here is the catch ...

You tell me where you want it to go, I'll write part 2 based on the winning response. Leave me some licks, some comments, some fucking dirty love....