The basis for karma is, do bad things and bad things will happen to you, do good things and good things will happen to you, which I guess can be simplified as ‘impartial cosmic consequence’. Now this is all fine and dandy but what I want to know is what happens if you live life as a perfectly decent person until your final moments, where you decide to do something unbelievably horrible? Other than a tainted name, how are you supposed to feel the effect of karma’s repercussions if you are dead? The only logical way in this situation for karma to maintain its plausibility is that you pay for it in advance. Therefore if a guy decides to go on a large massacre with his favourite shotgun in the local mall and commit suicide before he is caught, he would have had to already paid karma’s debt before the said event. Assuming that is correct and karma did already settle its debt before this guy chose to go trigger happy, then would it not be safe to assume karma’s pre-event dealing of a bad hand to be a large reason as to why the guy decided to go through with it? I have no doubt he would of said something along this lines of “The world has been bad to me, so its about time I be bad back to it,” to himself when the idea came to mind, which if you ask me sounds quite a lot like karma to me, but if we stop, look back and think about it, we are not just talking about karma anymore… We are talking about fate! Yes, sitting up in its ivory tower, pulling the strings is fate. That bloke never had a chance, he never had a choice, he was just the victim of fate pushing him right where it wanted him. I always liked the idea of karma over fate because it gave the appearance of choice, if you chose to do the wrong thing then that’s why bad crap happened to you, it seemed like justice… So much for that, karma is just a brilliant marketing strategy, resell the same crap but gloss over the facts and make it seem like a buyable alternative! When it all comes down to it even though we have no choice, the rules of karma still do apply. However before I depart let me leave you with some philosophical mathematics. If a guy lives his life trying to be decent person but only gets a life of bad luck, what does fate, karma, or whatever you want to call it have in store for him? Motion City Soundtrack - Even If It Kills Me

I’ve got a lotta things to do tonight
I’m so sick of making lists
Of things I’ll never finish
I’ve lived here for the last 12 years
Since early 1995 all my shit has been in boxes
But if I had a little more time to kill
I’d settle every little stupid thing
Yeah you’d think that I would

But I’m too tired to go to sleep tonight
And I’m too weak to follow dreams tonight
For the first time in a long time I can say
That I want to try to get better and
Overcome each moment
In my own way

I wonder if I’ll ever lose my mind
I tried hard for awhile
But then I kind of gave up
Winter is killer when the sun goes down
I’m really not as stubborn as I seem
Said the knuckle to the concrete

But I’m too tired to go to sleep tonight
And I’m too weak to follow dreams tonight
For the first time in a long time I can say
That I want to try to get better and
Overcome each moment
In my own way

I’m not saying that I’m giving up
I’m just trying not to think
As much as I used to
Cause never is a lonely little messed up word
Maybe I’ll get it right some day
For the first time in a long time I can say
That I want to try
I feel helpless for the most part
But I’m learning to open my eyes
And the sad truth of the matter is
I’ll never get over it
But I’m gonna try
To get better and overcome each moment
In my own way

I sure want to get back on track
And I’ll do whatever it takes
Even if it kills me

Hey peoples and welcome to my blog which just happens to be fucking massive, so much so that I am splitting it into two parts, each with their own song to match the mood of each part! One for the more deep part, and one for the not so deep stuff... So dearest readers get ready for an epic blog of gigantically epic preportions!

Darkside of the blog

As we all know, I am a negative bubble when it comes to society as a whole. I don't like the world we live in, its shit, I walk around it and no matter where I go I find something that disappoints me. Children smoking and walking around wearing clothes your grandparents would be ashamed to see you in, groups of dickheads in hotted up cars cruising around waiting for someone to look at them sideways just so they can justify ganging up on them and beating them within an inch of their life. Not all places are like this but look close enough under the surface and everything still turns to shit, people so busy the don't have time for anybody but themselves, people so concerned with being in the green that they fail to see what the true problems are around them. I can't tell you how long I have had this view for, it was something that slowly dawned on me after losing the innocence of childhood, when I began to see the world for what it truly is. Sadly over the last few months this feeling has become more and more overwhelming, to the point where I have finally lost nearly all faith in humanity and the world we live in, with only the last amount of my hope for the world being trusted in the hands of a small few who try to do the right thing. So what does all this pessimistic crap have to do with this blog? Its time for a walk back to 9/11... I dont remember when I was that the World Trade Center and Pentagon got McFucked up, but what I do know is that it was sometime after I woke up to get ready for school on the 12th of September. The tragedy that was being described as the worst of our time was a topic that could not be avoided, it was plastered on the news, hammering us with so much crap we were barely allowed the chance to develop an independant view, people were claiming it was the end of the world while other people were claiming it was going to be the cause economic crash starting a world wide recession. You can tell I already had a fairly bad view of the world even back then due to the fact that the world wide recession sounded fun to me. Obviously the media's claims were the same on me as they were on the rest of the global populous, for everyone else these were scary times, possible economic breakdown, the enemy in our own backyard, no clear group to blaim and the threat that we may lose everything we have come to love. So why this trip down memory lane? Well its due to big announcement number 1... I am now a full believer that it was not terrorist who were responsible for the September 11 attacks, but the American States Government itself! But why would they do that? To justify their secret agenga to invade the middle east with a large scale scare campaign. I have been reading a lot about it lately, downloading movies dedicated to my previous claim, even looking up the American Governments response to the allegations, and after my investigation I have come to the conclusion that the group responsible for the attacks has to be the US Government as scary as that is... Now for a claim this big you need some pretty big evidence to justify your accusation. Thanks to YouTube I have a few videos I would like to show you...

1.) The second plane was going at an impossible speed


2.) At least 9 of the hijackers are still alive today!


3.) There is no reason why building 7 fell


Pretty crazy stuff hey? If you want a more in detail analysis I suggest you head over to The 9/11 Truth Movement, Scholars for 9/11 Truth & Justice and for the more lazy people Zeitgeist - The Movie where you can watch a doco-movie that goes through all the problems with the official truth. Although I do wish to note if you are going to watch the movie on the site, the first like 9 minutes is random crap and the following half an hour (off the top of my head) is skipable as it really only serves to discredit mainstream religion.

So yea our world today sucks, it loves the cock, although that aside I have always been comfortable in the belief that the best system for our society to base itself upon is democratic capitalism. I believed this due to the fact that I thought it added more of a healthy competitive side to a seemingly meaningless life... Sort of gives people something to aim for a strive to become, but lately though I have been rethinking this. Is this competitive lifestyle the best way for us to live? If life becomes about winning and getting ahead, what happens to those unlucky enough to lose? How can we live by a system that nobody believes is fair? In short there must be a better way. Which is about the time I make my big announcement number 2... I am now an Anarchist! "Well fuck me Jesus! What are you getting yourself into Jacko?" I hear you all say, well contrary to popular belief Anarchy does not mean chaos, but simply "without rulers". Of course that in itself does sound like it would be the cause of mass chaos, but I believe if instituted correctly it stands about the same chance of working as any other political system. The big debate I am stuck in at the moment is which school of Anarchist though do I belong to, Communist Anarchism or Collectivist Anarchism? Both of which have their own particular merit, and of course their own negatives. So for the moment I don't think I will align myself with any major schools of Anarchist thought. "Yea ok Jacko thats all fine and dandy, but why Anarchism? Couldn't you be just straight out Communist like every other anti-Capitalism nut out there?" Well I suppose this is due to the fact I feel that after reading around that 1) Communism is more of an economic model, whereas Anarchism has more of emphasis on the way of life and the individual. 2) Communism doesnt have any clear principles other than "a society in which all its members jointly (communally) own its resources and in which the society's wealth and products are distributed equally to everyone" but Anarchism on the other hand has pages devoted to them. "Please Jacko, humour me... What are these principles?" I honestly don't believe I could put them any better than this page right here! It is an excellent description of what I and other Anarchist's believe, please do check it out!

The Flaming Lips - Do You Realise?


Lightside of the blog

Wow that was intense! For those of you who decided to skip the deeper shit the basic sum of the above is 1) I believe the US Government was responsilbe for the September 11 attacks and 2) I am now an Anarchist! So on with the fun stuff eh? Well about a week or two ago I was havinf above average problems sleeping... Like I was up at 2 in the morning even though I went to bed at like 10 and I was showing no signs of going to sleep soon. "What am I going to do?" I thought to myself "I can't get to sleep, I am not tired, I need to do something to calm myself into a sweet sleep..." So I did what every teenager does at 2 in the morning when he can't sleep... Watched my favourite adaption of a Jane Austin! One and a half episodes of BBC's Pride and Prejudice mini-series later I was dead asleep! :D BBC really did a bloody good job with that. Here's my favourite scene! :)


(Note: The video is about 18meg and if you have no prior knowledge of Pride and Prejudice none of what they talk about will make much sense to you)

Anywho this week for the latest inductee into the 'Weapon Status' hall of fame we have Neg (pronounced Nedge) for his creation of the sport called Urban Sprinting! Now I could explain it to you, or you could just watch the following video... Trust me its funny as!

Urban Sprinting


Would you believe its been nearly a month since my last blog? Yea I know... Believe it or not I did have a lot more to write about, but funnily enough Firefox has a bad habit of clearing my bookmarks to cause me pain for its own amusement, and all the source info I had is now gone and I can't remember what I was going to write about :( but never you fear I have done 3 comics since my last blog which are all going to be posted here for your enjoyment! :D







And now thats over with, all thats left is the song to end this half of the blog...

The Hoosiers - Worried About Ray


Until next time,
Keep Smiling!
XOXO

P.S. The person who can guess what the name of this blog is from, gets a hug personally from me :P

Well hello one and all, wassup? So its time for yet another of my seemingly never ending blogs. Yet again I have a nice long blog for you all to enjoy with great excitement and fun times. Lets get on with it then eh?

Now we all know that I love a good site that pays out on God (one of the great understatements of 2008 so far), and by gum have I found a good one. Ladies and Gents I present to you EvilBible.Com! With such classic bible bashing articles like Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian and Rape in the Bible. This site is pure gold, one of my favourite examples it gives is from Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New Living Translation)
     "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her."
Sure that makes sense, because if some guys rapes my daughter I would be cool with him giving me some cash and then marrying her :P

And now for more lulz, we have an article about how a Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans, it really does raise an important fact that we as a western civilization do really need to cut down on the crap we buy. Salad shooters? What the shit are they?

Blast from the past time! And today we are going back and getting all nostalgic about... The Animaniacs! Those guys were the bomb diggity, and are on my 'most wanted to be released on DVD' list just under Daria and Angry Beavers.

Animaniacs Spoof Power Rangers


Right! Now if you enjoyed that then I suggest you check out the following 3 links for they are the tits-magee :D
 - Animaniacs Song Complilation
 - Best Animaniacs Quotes
 - Animaniacs Wheel of Morality Compilation

Anywho seeing I am officially too lazy to finish this blog properly here is the latest Banned Stupidity strip and a vid of Flight of the Concords



Flight of the Concords - Jenny


Peace out peoples!
XOXO

Wassup everybody? How are all my peeps down in the hood yo? Not too bad... Thats pretty good. So I have an action packed blog for you... Yup, action packed! I have two comics and three videos for your viewing pleasure! And of course I have my usual ramblings. So without further ado I give to you, the latest install (at time of writing) of my blog!

I can not believe how many people do not know what a zoot suit is! Like every one out of two people how I told "Hey I want a zoot suit" to were like "Umm... WTF are they?" So yea humanity has let me down... If you do not know what a zoot suit is, please without telling me pay here a visit. It will open your eyes to the nirvana of coolness! :P

Story time! :D Anywho not between this blog and my last was the Hastings KFC staff party. Now seeing this was a celebration and in my no more drinking policy I have the clause "except for at celebrations" I decided I would give drinking another chance. Now how the staff party went was, party bus to Dracula's, super awesome great times at Dracula's, party bus home. After asking for a friends opinion I was told to buy premix Tequila, it was on special and came with a free chick drinks version of a stubbie holder. So I bought two 4 packs and had two quietly at home before rocking up to KFC Hastings with 6 drinks (which I think is a reasonable amount for a celebration) when I get there everybody is happily sinking a few before the bus arrives so obviously I down one too, then the party bus arrives and guess what? You can't bring glass onto the bus, of which I have five full bottles of :( So I do the logical thing and thats scull two so I can fit the other three into an empty 1.25 litre 7UP bottle comendeered from KFC. Now sculling two doesnt sound too bad, you have all probably seen me do worse, well... What you might not know is that even tho each bottle is only a measly 330ml, the also happen to be 2 standard drinks each! Tequila was a bad idea... Especially for my return to alcohol after months of keeping off the shit. So there I am on the party bus with the last 3 of my drinks in a 7UP bottle and enough alcohol in me for logic to completely allude me. In my head the following went down, "Yay party party party, party party party, wait! I won't be allowed to bring my booze into Dracula's... They ain't gunna let somebody walk in with a 1.25 of 7UP that smells like Metho! They gunna take my Jesus juice..." Now logically I could of left in on the bus for the way back, the party bus was talking us home so I could of saved it for then, but no I decided "I am going to have to scull the rest!" Tequila was a bad idea... I now remember why I like to keep the amount of nights I drink to a bare minimum, people who drink can be dickheads. Not saying I was wasted or being a fuckhead or anything like that but I do believe the waiter wished he was home sick with the plague when he asked me if I would like any drinks and I replied with "Sure, you pick, I don't care as long as it is alcoholic." He said it was called a brutality, supposedly it had something like rum or bourbon in it, I still think it was leaded petrol :P Anywho the moral of the story is if you buy somebody a souvenir glass from anywhere (definately Dracula's) and have it in your bag, don't throw said bag from the dance floor to your table... Glass breaks easily!

ZOMG its an Atari ad! :D This ad is the bee's knees! Absolutely, totally, seriously, to the max! :P



And today in the news I have two replica HMV Gramophones! They are the fucking shit! They were my Popa's, and I love them like a feminist university student loves Bjork! I want to buy a real one, but they are expensive as shit and hard to find. What is annoying me is I know my Popa had one but either he sold it before he died, or somebody sold it afterwards :/ Oh well here is a vid of me and Mitch playing "The Dart Song" by the Two Leslies on my Gramophone :D



Isn't that song full of dope beats yo? Hell yea it is, HIGHFIVE! :D Anywho its comic time, and seeing I didn't post a comic in the last blog my blog is now behind, so to combat this I am not going to post both the newest comic and the old one not previously shown in the last blog...





Now due to the fact I want to try something a little different, instead of just posting the lyrics of the song with the rare accompanying YouTube clip, I am going to straight out post the YouTube vid... So now I present to you, the Two Leslies again with Tea, refreshments and minerals! :D

Two Leslies - Tea, Refreshments and Minerals


Until next time,
Keep Smiling!
XOXO

Holla peoples and thanks for reading the latest installion of my blog :D As the title says anything goes (except anything that has full nudity or the letter that shall not be named) So to kick things off, I have some trivia... Have you heard that Nazi Germany gave Henry Ford Hitler's Grand Cross of the Supreme Order of the German Eagle?

So peoples, been up to much? I really haven't been... I gave BannedStupidity.com a nice lil upgrade, so you should head over there and check it out, not that there is much different for you, the user. The change is honestly mostly my end. But yea other than that, I haven't up to much. Feel free to comment me if you have been up to much :D (as long as it doesn't involve full nudity or the letter that shall not be named)

I HAVE DECIDED I NEED A ZOOT SUIT!!! They are the shit yo, and they are so going to be the next big thing, I can tell these things using my mad pychic skills! So buy up a metric shitload of the sexy devils before they become the big thing I have foretold and have a price inflation that could put petrol to shame...

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE BEST CAT VIDEO YOU'LL EVER SEE!


I could post song lyrics in this blog like I usually do but they might have the dirty unspeakable letter in their midst so I am going to give that tradition a break for this blog... So until next time, peace out! :D

Well hello one and all and welcome to a very overdue blog post thanks to the fact I kinda fixed my PC so it works... Anywho to make up for lack of blogness, I am going to make this one very long, and very angsty! :D So yeah, prepare for me to blow your proverbial socks off!

So yea I have a new pet hate! Yes on my long list of things I hate I have now added "People who buy hybrid cars to say they are going green!" Wow whoopdi-fucking-do! So your car now also runs on electricity as well as fossil fuels? Do you know how they make electricity? THEY FUCKING BURN FOSSIL FUELS! That or they whack small pieces of nuclear material together (heavily simplified) which is even worse! But I do wish to note that I am not completely against the idea, trying to save the environment is always a good thing to try, but unless your charging your cars battery with power from a green source like solar or wind generated power or one of those companys who like to advertise themselves as the green-er solution your not really helping the situation much. And yes I do know its the thought that counts but seriously, why not go plant a few trees instead?

Another thing pissed me off today, I saw a sticker on somebodies car that said "No Jesus No Peace" well did that set me off or what! No Jesus, no peace? Bullshit! I have the Crusades, French Wars of Religion, Thirty Years War and to a small point I would say World War 2 that say otherwise dumbshit! Hell what about the War on Terror we are currently knee deep in? Who is at middle of that? God almighty and his harbinger of Holy War, Jesus! How can a person get off thinking that? With or without Jesus there is still going to be war, it will just mean we might fight about something else, that or use something else as a scapegoat for getting control of the oilfields... AGH! People like that infuriate me, but I can't say to a point I don't like it. I am like those guys who get drunk and walk around looking for sombody to physically beat down, but instead I read some atheism ammo and wait for some religious nut to try and coax me into their beliefs so I can give them a verbal beatdown using my superior knowledge.

On a lighter note I was brushing up on knowledge of names of Coalition military operations of the Iraq War and by pantaloons they have some random names!

Here is a list of some of my favs! :D
Operation Soda Mountain
Operation O.K. Coral
Operation Santa Strike
Operation I CAN
Operation Centaur Fast Gas
Operation Suicide Kings
Operation Slim Shady
Operation Soprano Sunset
Operation Block Party
Operation Block Party II
Operation Moon River Dragon
Operation God help us
Operation Dirty Harry
Operation Hastings

I can't get over Operation Block Party, so much fun they had to have another! :P Seriously where do they get these names from..? Operation Slim Shady? Like you know you have to popular when the US government names an Iraq Military Operation after you!

Oh and by the way I totally need to buy this shirt! :)


And while I am at it I am going to spam you with Old School McDonalds ads!









And now for the song of toblog! Its from a band I only recently got back into, who happen to be called The Grates. Their lyrics don't make sense but they are catchy so who really gives a rats eh? Well here are two music clips of theirs, Science is Golden and 19-20-20. Anywho if you actually are crazy enough to want to nut out the lyrics for Science is Golden, here they are!

The Grates - Science is Golden

What's the go with all these new set of rules that you live by?
'Fraid you might die? watch them go by...

What's the go with all you scene suckin' fuckers you so high?
Yeah your so high? watch em watch em go watch em go by

Sleeping orders won't get you through the door,
You want more, watch em go by...

Slippery lips ain't done sinking ships in the mean time,
You dream of lines, watch em watch em go watch em go by

I don't know why you lay me out to follow,
I don't know why you lay me outside,
Cos science in golden, science is golden,
Watch your soul cos science is golden,

I don't know why you lay me out to follow,
I don't know why you lay me outside,
Cos science in golden, science is golden,
Watch your soul cos science is golden,

Science science science is go-olden, science science science is go-olden,
Science science science is go-olden, science science science...

Watch em go by, watch em go by, watch em go by, watch em go by,

I don't know why you lay me out to follow,
I don't know why you lay me outside,
Cos science in golden, science is golden,
Watch your soul cos science is golden.

Well thats enough of this poorly written, not proof read, all over the place, quite possibily nonsensical blog!
Later bitchs!
XOXO

...The Golden Compass is quite possibly the coolest movie to ever bare image on a movie screen ever, regardless of whether you have read the book or not you must go see the movie (and if you haven't read the book I suggest you go do that too as it is also the tits!) so get off your lazy arse and go see it bitchs! I will be happy to come help watch it :P

That is all I have to say...
Now go here for a taste of comedy zen...
Keep Smiling!
XOXO

Well hello one and all and welcome to my latest blog, LIVE FROM MY WII! Yes thats right I am writing this blog on my wii! Why may you ask? Well thats got a lot to do with the fact my PC has giving in the ghost again and I can honestly not be fucked fixing it again for the 1,000,000,000 time. Now due to this I am sorry to say that I will sadly not be able to update Banned Stupidity until I either fix my piece of crap or fork out the cash for a new shitbox.

Until next time, keep smiling!
XOXO

Word yo! Whats up peoples? Nothing much this way, just me being me. Anywho I was supposed to write this blog like a week ago but yea I couldn't be buggered doing it, (still really can't) but yea, enjoy this wonderfully near worth reading blog.

As I said in my last blog, my site BannedStupidity.com was scheduled for an update a few short days after said previous blogs, which indeed did go down over a week ago, so check it out... One thing to note is that for some reason a few days ago the site that manages my donated weapons of mass destruction RumAndMonkey.com has gone down, so the donate WMD's link will not work :(



This idea is an old one that I never thought to make into a comic until last week when I realised I hadn't made a religious crack for like 5 comics so yea, this baby was pulled out of storage. This one is a lil disappointing mostly because Jesus doesn't look sleezy enough for full effect.

So recently I have gotten into the Dresden Dolls... They rock out loud! (Homepage and Wikipedia Article) Anywho Amanda Palmer from them is doing 4 solo shows in melbourne, and you (whoever you are) should join me to one of them! Why? Because its something different to do dammit!

Dresden Dolls Music Clips
Shores of California (from latest album)
Coin-Operated Boy (from first album)
Girl Anachronism (from first album also, lyrics below)

Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism

You can tell
from the scars on my arms
and cracks in my hips
and the dents in my car
and the blisters on my lips
that i'm not the carefullest of girls

you can tell
from the glass on the floor
and the strings that're breaking
and i keep on breaking more
and it looks like i am shaking
but it's just the temperature
and then again
if it were any colder i could disengage
if i were any older i could act my age
but i dont think that youd believe me
it's
not
the
way
i'm
meant
to
be
it's just the way the operation made me

and you can tell
from the state of my room
that they let me out too soon
and the pills that i ate
came a couple years too late
and ive got some issues to work through
there i go again
pretending to be you
make-believing
that i have a soul beneath the surface
trying to convince you
it was accidentally on purpose

i am not so serious
this passion is a plagiarism
i might join your century
but only on a rare occasion
i was taken out
before the labor pains set in and now
behold the world's worst accident
i am the girl anachronism

and you can tell
by the red in my eyes
and the bruises on my thighs
and the knots in my hair
and the bathtub full of flies
that i'm not right now at all
there i go again
pretending that i'll fall
don't call the doctors
cause they've seen it all before
they'll say just
let
her
crash
and
burn
she'll learn
the attention just encourages her

and you can tell
from the full-body cast
that i'm sorry that i asked
though you did everything you could
(like any decent person would)
but i might be catching so don't touch
you'll start believeing youre immune to gravity and stuff
don't get me wet
because the bandages will all come off

and you can tell
from the smoke at the stake
that the current state is critical
well it is the little things, for instance:
in the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses:
please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her...

i dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this
so i might join your century but only as a doubtful guest
i was too precarious removed as a caesarian
behold the worlds worst accident
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM

Well I think I have pimped these guys out enough so to one and all,
Keep Smiling!
XOXO

Hello one and all and welcome to the latest edition of my blog! Yes this will be a short one in size, but in awesomeness it will be fully loaded. As you most likely have already figured out by the title of the blog I have an announcement to make. This announcement is that over the last 2 weeks as some of you may well know, I have been making my own website, and it is now ready for unveiling! Prepare yourself for www.BannedStupidity.com!!! Sadly the site is currently only at version 0.57 (I know its kind of an exact number but there is a reason for this), but over the next few days I hope to have it around version 0.85 if all goes to plan... Please do pay it a visit if you would be as kind and enjoy!



Don't worry this wasn't really an attempt to be funny, more a chance to feature Shakespeare. Also I wish to note I really do regret not making it a two panel comic... It would of looked so much less cluttered and confusing! :(

Anywho have a good one,
Adieu!
XOXO