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Last Updated: 9/13/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 33
Sign: Pisces

City: SAYREVILLE
State: New Jersey
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/10/2005

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Sunday, September 13, 2009 
Christopher James NIeratko II
born September 11th, 2009
7 pounds, 7 ounces.
NEVER FORGET.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 
here is the first installment of cuba blogging on my end.


http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/05/meet-the-nieratkos-cuba-part-1.html#comments%22


if anyone wants to hire me and jenna to make those faces next to you to feel prettier, we are available for birthdays and bat mitzvahs.

c


Thursday, April 16, 2009 

http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n4/htdocs/skinema-811.php
Thursday, March 26, 2009 
As of yesterday, after nearly 10 years of writing the column for Bizarre
i have been terminated. Due to redesign.
I just wanted to thank any readers that have been supportive over the column over the years. You're kindness has always been appreciated.
Me and my wife will miss you.

Chris Nieratko
Thursday, February 12, 2009 
if youre bored, meet my wife's retarded uncle lonnie:
http://www.viceland.com/wp/2009/02/nieratko-you-should-meet-lonnie/

warning: FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!
Sunday, December 21, 2008 
to and yours from us and our....
some digital Christmas craze from the Nieratko
chrisnieratko.com


heart,
C&C
Friday, November 07, 2008 
Finally updated stupid website.
but it was worth the wait.
its my wife's retarded uncle Lonnie's
Xmas & Hog o Ween parties!
http://chrisnieratko.com/
Sunday, September 28, 2008 
I'm is going to be at the Vice Bar on Old Street in London tonight. Sunday the 28th at 8pm. The Old Blue Last. Come drink.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 
So me and the wife and the Red Bull Skateteam will be in England from September 21st to October 2nd.
going from London to Bristol
to Birmingham
to Liverpool
back to London
where i'll have a book reading/signing/drinking party at Vice's Old Blue Last on September 28th.
Are you around? you should come out.
say you will.

chris
Saturday, August 16, 2008 
stop me if you've heard this one before...

http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n8/htdocs/skinema-136.php