i have song titles soon to tease people. we'd like to release our albums in solid form or on iTunes soon. Big recording session very soon. I'll also be posting the CultFunkHero album on the webpage soon, and maybe some other bonus stuffs as well.

Song Titles:
Cashier Android Blues
Instant Boner
Stranger in the Rain
Mind Control Mang
Live in the Ocean
Cosplay Girl
Run In The Shadows
Captain Asshole

We're also going to have a live version of Zombie Panic soon. Sweetness.

Yeah so we had two feet of snow yesterday. Quite the rarity in Texas. We wrote a new song while screwing around and even have a video of us doing it on the fly, and in the snow, no less. We'll likely do more with it later.

Anyways, we have pics of Sparky in the Snow Day folder. Behold him in his token minority presence. And add him as a friend while you're at it.

we will performing there, live at denton, live date to come soon.

play lost odyssey. hironobu sakaguchi needs to eat.

peace. thanks to dj ordos.

This is what we're working on, I'll have some clips soon.

Instant Boner - About a trombone player, lots of undertones. Breakbeats with Nintendo koto hits and a change-up for an Axelord massacre. It's very reminescent of Baron Von Ugly.

Mind Control (working title) - About how much I hate sound guys/girls/dickheads. Axelord says it reminds him of Ramones only we use a spatula noise in our drumbeat. It's ringy.

Live In The Ocean - I wrote this during my trip to the coast with my neko this past summer. It reminds me more of Joy Division and actually has some primitive form of counterpoint. Lots of reverb and fun lyrics. My Neko loves it.

Stranger in the Rain - Deep slow jazz with low dark synths and long notes. Ambient and very dark. Kind of a new thing for us.

Cashier Android Blues - About an android who hates work while another android tries to keep him cheery. Very upbeat with NES synths. We lovers it.

Polkastomp (working title) - My attempt at writing polka. Yes, I said polka.

Well well well I don't know if anyone knows, but we've been working on some new material. However, there have been delays as Axelord is teaching his hellspawn how to open guts with the axe, (she's so sweet and cute) and there are other obligations like work and love and such.

But here's some news. First off, my bass guitar named Aragorn has been promoted a class (courtesy of my neko as an X-mas gift) and is now known as Alucard thanks to a nifty Ayame Kojima-inspired airbrush design. Nerds will know what the hell I'm talking about. If not, I pity you, for you have not lived.

In other news, our token minority presence is planning to build a PVC set with his tax return so our stage presence will be a bit more Blue Man like. We like noises.

PLAY NO MORE HEROES.
SUDA 51 NEEDS TO EAT.
BITCH.

We're finally back. I recently acquired some fiber-optic internet capability so I should be able to answer everyone now. We've got a private X-Mas party tonight but we will have more shows soon in the Denton area. I'll write more soon - happy holidays and all that biz-nasty.

We're back, sorry for the delay. Gustuf and Axelord have recently moved, so Gustuf (me) is without internet - it gives me the sadness. :(

But I bring good news! Welcome our newest member, Sparky. He plays the percussion of anti-paralyzation - which means he'll make your ass shake. We're also working on some brand new material and have now relocated to the Denton area. I apologize to anyone who has tried to get in touch with me - please leave a message here (not my email because it will soon change) and I will get back to you as quickly as I can - I will have internet soon. Soon, I say!

Other good news - we should have some new stuff up soon. We also have another MySpace page being run by Axelord that has additional music - add us for twice the fun. Albums for sale and merc hopefully coming soon. Keep you posted, and we miss you all. Mwah.

things are good here. our last show went as well as we could hope, we still need new equipment, which is coming quite soon. hope you like the new live pic we have up. a live bootleg of ours is up for download at this link.

we also have a banner now.


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Alright, so here's the skinny.

Our last show was plagued by technical difficulties - the Great Axe shorted during Axelord's solo halfway through the set and our soundman didn't know half-shit about levels so everything was imbalanced. Therefore, Axelord needs a new axe, but thankfully other Axe-Wielders have offered their weapons for our upcoming shows so we will be able to fulfill our obligations.

Dreamworld was also very cool to give us another show - on the 11th, which is next weekend. Be there. We're also still playing at Club Dada on the 21st in Dallas along side other wonderful people - we're quite excited.

We'd like to apologize to those who have offered us out-of-state shows - currently our funds don't permit us to travel out of state, but we still want to thank you for your consideration and ask you to please keep us in mind in the future.

my internet has been dead for a while, but i'm back now. only a few new things:

1) i'm on gaia online now if anyone else is. my handle is oddioblender, of course.

2) show coming soon at club dada in dallas on august 21st - more info as this develops/ roster becomes finalized.

3) nerdcore news still kicks ass.

4) i had deathly hallows in my hand at midnight on the 21st - and i read the whole thing in that 27 hour period. wheeeeeeeeee!!!

5) hugs.