Kanye...
so yeah kanye releases his video for the song "Flashing Lights"


(in case you want a higher res or if that doesnt work for you...heres another link)
ok now that you watched that...WTF??? Sorry a fat ass doesnt make everything all right....where the hell did this come from?.....I'v listened to that song hundreds of times and made hundreds of music videos in my head....not one of them even being 100th the amount of garbage that was....i swear this better be a teaser clip to something amazing...and there better be 2000000 more naked booties of equal or greater value to make up for this "tease"

*sigh* i hate to say it but the quality of his work keeps going down... Can tell me nothin video...a black man in the desert...screaming at the sand "cant tell me nothin" wtf?...n*gga are you smokin rocks?

...le sigh...i digress...if his work doesnt improve im gonna have to stop supporting and just dl the good stuff from limewire...

--mr.picture

im diggin these couple shots i took....opinions?




and peep my boy mike beats @ http://www.myspace.com/jzment

now i know we all know about the big  DON IMUS fiasco where he called the Rutgers Womens Basketballs team a bunch of  "nappy headed hoes"....

i mean hey its a lil understandable for and african american womans hair to get all napped up n shit while playing semi-pro ball....i mean tell me you could run back n forth on a basketball court for an hour and not sweat out your perm!...

(oh and if you wanna see the girls just on some random-type-shit looka-here )

if he had just said nappy headed and not hoes....i think he may not have gotten fired but thats just my 2cents...cuz then it would have just been TELLING the truth...its not like black people dont call their own hair nappy!...if he hadnt said hoe's those girls woulda just been mad that they got caught in the public eye lookin big-foot was their hair-stylist...

but anyways on to the current shit...
i was reading news on BET.com today.....(yes i know...it was a fluke i was even on the website but hey what do ya know?)....and i read this article basically summed up WELE 1380 Radio host Big John referred to Daytona Beach Commissioner and mayoral candidate Dwayne Taylor, who is Black mind you, as a monkey, also saying that Taylor would be a bad choice for "his people."

now for those of you who might not know..."Monkey" falls right in line as the #2 degratory racial slur for black taking a close second to "nigger" and if you dont believe me heres an excerpt from urbandictoinary.com :

"  Monkey-.
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now with all that said and done you know the NAACP had a huge fit ...blah blah blah...we want him fired...blah blah blah ...but the funny thing about it...is they didnt fire him...the radio satation said his statement was not racist...(yeah right)...It said John will not be fired and that :

"Big John's statement about mayoral candidate Dwayne Taylor was in poor taste, but it was not racist. We apologize to members of the Black community who are offended by misunderstanding this to be a racist remark."

i mean, shit...ive heard rappers and other blacks refer to black women as "nappy headed hoes" before....but ive NEVER heard anyone refer to their own kind as a muthf*ckin MONKEY...so whats mighty Big Jons Excuse?


so what do you all think?

oh and i havent been posting blogs because im moving them all to illfresh.com but this one right here i had to post now....i couldnt wait!

Well since i guess im an expet on the subject i thought id write a blog about it...How to make people not like you

1. Tell their deepest darkest secrets they entrusted to you after multiple pinkie swears at social events whose attendees include their friends family and ex'es....then blame it on the alcohol....

2. Say horribly mean things in story-form with subtle references that they are the min character but never admit to them that they indeed are...
          ie.:
                You: Shelly was a fuckin whore because she fucked two guys in the                         back of her taurus.
                Sherry: *thinks..hey i did that...but im not a whore..but Shelly sounds                     alot like Sherry...hmmm..*

3. Whenever someone calls no matter what you are doing act incredibly busy...then say "This isnt a good time...i actually have important things to do i'll call you back."...*proceed to hang up*.....*erase number from phonebook and call history*..*never EVER call back* ...rinse and repeat as needed

4. Constantly makes jokes referencing rape or molestation after your "friend" tells you their childhood story about how their Uncle Rufus took them in the tool shed, tied them up with bungie cords, dressed them in a spongebobsquarepants costume, and touched their naughty places. All the while forcing them to sing "Pretty Lady" while he wore his leather assless chaps and electric nipple clamps.

5. "Borrow" (wink wink) a few expensive things or lots of little inexpensive things...never return them. When questioned about them act ignorant and claim them as your own and that you legitimately bought them off of EBAY.

       Joebob: Hey i was wondering when i could get my digital camera back?
           You:  Huh? What camera?
             JB:  You know that Nikon?... the silver one?
            You:  Oh you mean that camera i bought off ebay?
             JB:  No i mean that Nikon coolpix S1 that i let you borrow 3 months                             ago? Its silver and has a 2gb memory card inside. I let you                                 borrow it January 7th right before we went to that party?
            You:  Oh i remember that...yeah i gave it back to you right after                             the party...i bought this one off ebay cuz i liked yours so much

6. Everytime you visit them. Take a HUGE shit in their restroom...do not flush. Even if you are just stopping by to pick them up to go somewhere else claim it is an emergency and that you HAVE TO USE THEIR RESTROOM. Once in the restroom, waste aproximately 103 sheets of toilet paper and be sure ,as i stated before, not to flush. *repeat as needed*

7. Kick them in the shin...no one likes to be kicked in the shin.........it hurts

8. Exploit their flaws and weakpoints.
       ie: 
           if subjectA is sensetive about his height...alays wear 6inch heels when you                     see him
          
            if subjectB is sensetive about their weight innocently propose a trip to                             old country buffet in random conversations
          
            if subjectC is insecure about the size of his manhood the next time you see                     it up close in person ask him if it has gotten smaller

9. Ask to borrow their cellphone then make 1-900 calls to gay phonesex                 hot-lines...then when done turn the ringer to silent and loose the phone in a         never again findable place. When asked what happened to the phone
        apologize and say "Well its gotta be in here i didnt go anywhere!"


and last but not least! the #10 way to make people not like you!!!!


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10. give them AIDS



now if you can consistenly do any or all of these things i can alllllllmost gaurantee that that person will stop calling, texting, messagin you all together and you can live a life of peace :)









oh and #11...dont comment on peoples blogs after youve read them ...yeah that makes people REALLY HATE YOU...*hint hint*

and now a random video for you :)

too easy

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be prepared for like 5 solid minutes of entertainment in this blog...if oyu dont got the time or patience...come back later...you missin out...lol

SOooooo i felt it was time for a new blog...i guess ima call this one current events?
brought to you by your everyday mild-mannered Myspace newscaster Eme DUBkins

Sooo in the news today..  its kinda obvious if you hadnt noticed i sorta revamped my page ...gave it a good ol face lift if you looked at it about 24 hours ago it looked like a homeless mans torn-up carboard box shelter after he had a severe case of diahreaha mixed with a bit of the stomach flu....also known as...pretty damn f*cked up...

but yeah...the news fuck me...and my page we want REAL NEWS...like Eddi Griffin crashing a FERRARI ENZO at a charity/promo event for the movie redline...and yes he posed and took pictures next to the wrecked car..



1.5 million down the DRAAAAIIINNNNN....damn...i mean undercover brother wasnt THAT funny...would you rather watch Undercover Brother 2..or watch a beautiful Ferrari Enzo zoom down the street....exactly!..why could he die and the car survive..or is that too harsh?

AMAZING HUH?...and yeah then this guys been gettin some buz on myspace as well...watch this vid and youll understand

This & that.

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and to answer your first question yes he is FOR REAL

hmm lemme see Oj has a rumored sex tape out there
theres a sneaker party on the D this friday
http://www.allstardice.com/Sneaker.mp3
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ummm
and oh yeah i RE-created my group that myspace shut down....
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SEXTANICA 2
well umm i guess thats it?....cuz i fell asleep while writing this and umm yes i forgot what i was talking about earlier

have you ever wished some people would just go the f*ck away?

i mean damn!!!...

i know they just finally recognized road rage a few years ago as a serious problem.....

like the invention of the invention of the car brought road rage

i believe the invention of the internet created a new type of similar burning passion

INTERNET FURY!

cuz i KNOW theres been time where you wish you could bitch slap someone through your computer screen!..you  know just reach out and place a soft hand on there neck and just ...then just suprise em and SQUEEEEEZE..



...and then scream..

YEAH MUTHAFUCKA NOW WHAT!?!?

the internet makes small people grow huge balls....and lil subarbanites thugged out gangters......

i swear im gonna invent some shit  or a program that'll make yo CD drive shoot out and pop yo ass in the forehead just cuz some internet wannabe-thug from montana pissed me off....BITCH YOU LIVE IN MONTANA?...aint no gangsta shit happening in Montana aside from some middle-aged red neck white people shooting a moose in the forest!



and my lil projectile cd drive shooter attack mechanism would sell MILLIONS! dont act like you wouldnt want that shit...youd be first in line...lol

well...in other news... the website i was going to make had the domain name bought out from underneath my nose! yeah im pissed but its ok its ok....cake ass computer programmer stealing my web domain...

so yeah i know this wasnt half as funny as my last blog...but its somewhat venting for me...so blah blah its not profound / hillarious/ imformational or anything but hey its not my fault you read it

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in case you all havent noticed...i dont write new blogs till i get 10  comments or so on them :) just f.y.i.... 2nd ive been thinkin of makin my own blog site...just for shits n  giggles...ya know? whatcha think?... anyways you dont care...yur like SHOW ME EVIL TEDDY...so im like...ok i will dont tell me you dont think teddy bears are evil......you say oh yeah...they're so sweet cuddly and innocent... FUCK THAT! its a BEAR!...i dont see you pettin bears at the zoo.. so i woke up this mornin  right?...rolled outta bed all  sleepy like looked on my  dresser and BAM! what do you think i saw?........ ........a teddy bear...... just starin at me with his lil evil teddy bear eyes.....sittin between  my xbox n my tv just STARIN! like hed been waitin allll night just  to get my azz... so im like ok ok....dont  freak out...its just a teddy bear ...so i did like the bold brave daring bodacious charming seductive manly man i am  and i kept my cool like an old man lookin at harcore porn sites at the library in the childrens section... i get up walk in the bathrrom to go brush my teeh and BAM! what do i see?.... its that muthafuggin teddy bear just chillin with my bottle of scope... now im really freakin out like a white girl in a horror movie....actually i take that back...im more like the black dude in the horror movie...i know that the film just started and all but THATS why im scared for my life!! cuz  the black man ALWAYS and i mean ALWAYS dies first...but thats why horror movie are so fake...ima make a horror movie and the black man will be the last to die...you know why?...cuz the monster is gonna be too lazy to chase his runnin black ass...cuz its a fact BLACK PPL RUN!! but im gettin sidetracked...back to teddy... so now im just thinkin nah he's not really there im just seein shit...so i act like hes not there...so i go to the computer to check my myspace mesages ...and then i stop and take a look again...and i say oh SHIT! its TEDDY! run fa the hills! hes gonna eat  my eyelids! so by this time i have to acknowledge his existence..i ask him eh whats your name?...he said "My birth name's Pinkerus Pinkerton...but the bitches call me PINKY" we chatted a few minutes....and then me and teddy aka PINKY have a heart to  heart talk... and im like "Yo man ...seriously...why you stalkin me?" he got up real close to me looked me DEAD IN THE EYE ................ .................. ........................... ................................and said B*TCH I DONT LIKE YO SIDEBURNS! and proceeded to whoop my @$$..... the end :-) evil teddy's true form click to see!

yeah yeah i know this isnt the blog its supposed to be...this blog was supposed to be "WHAT IS BLACK" but im too lazy to put that much work into writing right now

ive been giggin to some techno and trip-hop all day...........wieeeerrrddd.......

tricky
moby
chemical brothers
bjork
benny benassi
paul oakenfold
dirty vegas......weird....


want a taste?

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so yeah ...in other news

i cooked my mom dinner and a cake ..... COMPLETELY FROM SCRATCH....

yo if you dont know thats a huge and i mean HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT... im the microwave cereal KING!...

i even bought all the ingerdients from the grocery store by myself!...(with a lil help from cali baby though i might add...lol)....but just to put into retrospect how great of a feat this was for me.... ME! the guy that walks into a grocery store and takes hime 10 minutes to find where the milk and eggs are! let alone after that i realized it might be productive for me to go back and get a buggy seeing as im too lazy to carry these things

all in all the dinner was a success! it was moms birthday so it was my present to her... Homemade lasagna and a peanut butter caked with its own frosting also!....made from scratch

there was only one problem though i took the cake out the oven to let it cool...but then i forgot i had left the stovetop on...and well

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ok so....today im sleeping peacefully right?...in my bed....and i hear this wierd noise and the souond of something shaking....i look around half sleep and feel a strange pulsation in my matress...then EUREKA i find the source..MY CELL PHONE...SOMEONES FRICKING CALLING ME! and distubing my good old rest!...cuz damn i was sleeping good....

(you ever notice whenever you're having a good sleep people always want to call you/show up / bother you....but if you're bored and have nothing to do...no one is around to be found within 1000000 miles?)

anyways i answer the phone and give some jibber jabber and look out side and i see some faint sunlight...i look at my phone and it says 6:33...then i ask them why the hell you callin me so early in the morning?...and they're like huh?...i said somethings gotta be wrong for you to call me this early whats up?..then once again she says huh?.....im like IT's 6:30 AM WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?....

then she says what the hell you talkin bout myron its 6:30 pm....are you ok?....
needless to say i felt real stupid....

but the reall question is how the hell did i sleep all the way until 630 pm today?....whats wrong with me?

i think i need to get my life together...lol

and well to top things off i got scared today  by an obese woman in someones comment section today...makes me wanna go back to sleep


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the below has NOTHINGto do with my blog...so READ THE BLOG SILLY!

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ok so..... i was having a discussion with a group of friends...

the topic of bi-sexuality and homosexuality came up...three points of view were explored

1. Bisexual people are just confused and need to make up their minds as to what they want.

2.If you are bisexual...then you are gay VS. are you not gay

3. Bisexual people do exist but MEN CANNOT be bisexual VS. Men can be bisexual just as much as females can


for point #1 i dont know what to think...i know what i personally think but I have no comment i plead the 5th because of sources higher than myself have threatened my well being and  i fear for my life....

for point #2 i say if you are bisexual yes you are GAY... although you may still like to perform heterosexual acts you also like to perform homosexual ones as well.....and just like back in the 1950's.... if you got a little bit of black in you ...then you were black....

and you still dont agree with me?... you say yea im a girl and i like girls and guys but im not gay!...im bi!....yes you are bi....but bi stands for two...which is two things....heterosexual and homosexual!...

still not convinced?...ok lets say we have a negro...HE LOVES HIS WOMEN!...but every other weeked he like to take the occasional dick up the ass....what are you going to say?....

"THAT NIGGA GAY!".....exactly...

moving on....

and for point #3

so theres girls that like girls that like guys too..but theres no dudes that like dudes that like chicks?...one word BULLSIHT!...lol

ok...so what makes it so impossible for a man to be bisexual?...if we acknowledge that a woman can be bisexual than why cant a man?...is it simply because female homosexuality is more widely and more easily accepted than male homosexuality?

two women having sex is more beutiful than two men?...psh...thats just bullshit propoganda from society telling you what is beautiful and what is not..just like a brand name or style

*sidebar**....straight to the point...how often do you see men glamorized in magazines and billboards VS. women?...it is because historically MEN have had the money so advertisement and everything else was geared towardsMEN'S apreciation....***

so lets say you take a group of men and ask them if they would date a bisexual woman...more than 50% would say yes
now lets say you take a group of women and ask them if they would date a bisexual man...more than 50% would say NO...why?

gay guys tend to get along with females GREAT if you hadnt noticed...and guys like gay girls sometimes for their more masculine/tom-boyish attributes and/or attitudes plus for their down-right liberality...


...we're so we're brainwashed that a man is less of a man if he is gay...but a woman is no less of a woman if shes gay?...ok how about you take ten steps back take off your glasses, wipe the mud off...then look at all the bullshit youve been staring at and not seeing....
 
Men can be bisexual just as much as females can are we not the same species with different parts?


now..quick question...would you date someone bi?...why?..or why not?








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