Best Music Video Ever...

I apologize for being born female. Clearly my fault

I apologize for your not understanding. Again, My b.

I apologize for not being weak, or a pussy

I apologize for the fact that I'm not a dumb bitch.

I apologize for you not being my top priority.

I apologize for not bailing when things get tough.

I apologize for being in a bar.

I apologize for having a vehicle.

I apologize that said vehicle is sometimes is located in the city of Beverly.

I apologize for having a verizon wireless cellphone.

I apologize for my texting ability.

Most of all, I apologize for not having the answer this time. But I'll work it out. No worries.

this is totally real...check it out!!!  anyone wanna go?

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/01003ECF834936FE?artistid=787227&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=1


best band ever.

Check this out...the crawling in the dirt is the best.





i love this guy. Almost as much as i love lou pinella.

So last night, I left my lights on in the Jeep when I went to Emily's to let the dogs out, after I dropped off CVS Johnny (not to be confused with the other Johnny, lol).  Yeah, I know smart moooooooove, lets all take a shot for my being stupid.  Actually I chalk it up to being too tired, but whatever

So anyhow, I called Pete, and there was no way he was coming to help me because he is not helpful at 1am.  So Alicia rescued me with the CVS yellow bag of fun that came with jumper cables, a flashlight, a cone, and some band-aids. We used Paul's Jeep to jump start my Jeep, and now she works fine.  I worked the overnight, and i wanted to stay til noon, but Dave and I were brawling and ill stache was wild, so I left.

I need one of those things that charges your battery without another car.

Or I guess I could just refrain from leaving my lights on when I go inside.

Kendra and Victor = India, does anyone have a clue when Kevin comes back?   I want a TMNT from McDonalds.

click that link...

vote for them...please and thank you.

i support the local flavor, and you should too.

even my mom likes them, even though she thinks they are called the "tuff guys"

my mom would vote...you all want to be like her...

or you could because they "rejecting the growing prevalence and image conscious affectation of so called "emo" bands that were beginning to dominate the landscape."



and thats reason enough

haha

Okay, before you judge, i have netflix, so i watch random movies.  Do not watch Bend it like Beckham.  I know you like it Chris, and i would like to know why...

SPOILER ALERT:

do not read the following if you 1) have not seen the movie and think you will like it or 2) have not seen the movie and care what its about

Basically, its about an indian girl from england, who wants to play soccer but her parents dont approve.  So, she plays any way on a team that keira knightingly is on, and they are friends, they both love their coach joe, and he loves jess not jules (kiera knightlys character).  Jules mom thinks she is a lesbian.  They both want to go to college and play for the WUSA which is the womens soccer league in the US. Oh yeah, there is a something about jess's sister getting married.  you can guess the ending.

First of all, what was with the gay guy.  Jess's friend Tony is supposedly gay.  In the beginning he was totally ungay, and wore sporty clothes and talked without a lisp.Then after he told Jess he was gay, he started talking different and wearing shirts that belong in The Tog Shop catalog.   Then, he said he did fancy Jess, which I take to mean like in a sexual way, and but he doesnt want to marry her....wait what?

Then, he says he will marry her, so Jess can go to college in Santa Clara, and she says no.  Why didnt she just marry the poor boy, so he would have to tell his mom he REALLY likes david beckham.

2nd, what was with when Tony and the boys were in the stadium, and Jess's dad comes to the game...even though he is mad.  he sits like 2 rows away from Tony et al, and they never notice...and he doesnt notice them....then of course, her dad is at the game, so jess brawls with some random girl who called her a racist name.

Jules mom is a stupid character...she thinks she is a "lesbo" cuz she has short hair, plays soccer, and hangs out with jess.  Um, yeah okay, is this movie from like 40s?

I actually didnt completely hate it...it was funny at times, and had a vague plot.  I didnt get why the sister was having sex in a car a bunch of times.  There were stupid things, like the sisters weddign was on the same day as the finals (OMG) and the coach was lame.

Anyone else see it?

 

We're aint here to hurt nobody.

Chris now has verizon which means he has wild ring back tones.  I keep calling him to listen, but he answers.  Loser.

I like when you go on youtube, and you put in a song title so you can listen, and some tool has made an anime video along with the song that makes no sense.  Its even better when the video has closed captioning.  The one i was watching said "I'll play the do re mi fa so la ti do for you, to break your ribs".

What does mean?

So if anyone cares, im working at the seeds outlet on wednesday...and i have no retail exp.  Oh wait, I work in retail.  Sometimes I forget.  What day is it again?

Elephant riderz this weekend.  If dan et al would have a show, i could plug them.  They only have cool t-shirts. and CDs.  Elephant Riders have a song called "Old Speckled Hen Beer"....

Police tickets go on sale tomorrow.  Please tell me you know who the police are.

i worked the overnight last night, i have no clue what day it is.

Some people hacked into my stupid myspace and changed my picture to a group of rappers (also known as a rap group) and it said FAM 92 on the edge of it.  Whatever. 

Dan Levy says "Stuart Scott has a stupid eyeball".

Elephant Riders play next sunday if anyone wants to see them.  Me, Chris and his green hat will be there.  Its at Dodge Street, which is an excellent venue.  Chris also made the move to verizon.  Im sure Andy is happy he can brainwash more people.

I dont have anything more to write about.  I mean, Im sure i do, but i cant think of anything witty to say now...so [insert witty comments here]

im at the stupid library printing stupid emails so we can have dinner cheap at not your average joes, and this stupid lady keeps clearing her damn throat across from me...what a fucking tool.  i hope they kick me out for writing fucking.

anna nicole died, cameron is prob very sad, he loved the trim spa.  i wonder why she died...if anyone figures it out, message the blog so we can all know.  some old lady at seeds told another old lady that i sit with.  what a cool job i have.

i dont understand why the hell i have to approve every god damned comment and message everyone leaves me.  how the hell do i turn that off?  its stupid and now my comments are all in the wrong order. 

if anyone wasnt aware, i won fucking 500 dollars at the hall cuz they called my name OMG WTF BBQ.   im going to buy a fucking lap top so i can do this at my god damned house.  See, it pays to have a cool god damned name.  this blog swears like a sailor.

some lady wished me lots of love in my life. why doesnt she suck an egg?