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Last Updated: 11/6/2009

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Age: 34
Sign: Taurus

City: FISH ISLAND
Country: UK
Signup Date: 2/16/2007

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Thursday, November 05, 2009 

Current mood:LOOSE CANON MEDIA...
Category: News and Politics


Yesterday, 5 British troops were killed with their own machine guns by a 'policemen' they were training in Afghanistan...

Today 12 (13) Americans get killed by their 'own' inside their 'own' base in the US..


All round, these wars are getting to be very VERY sticky indeed and I can't see a victory being possible...


This quote caught my eye

'A serviceman stationed at Fort Hood who asked to remain anonymous told the BBC:

"I heard the emergency announcement over the speakers outside and saw people rushing to get indoors. In our office we're okay but we're hearing about the deaths. It's horrible and very shocking. We are still on lockdown. I am hearing that at least nine people may be dead. This is so terrible and frightening."'


For me this one quote - real or fabricated - illustrates the major problem with these stupid fucking wars..

AK47

Would you ever hear a Taliban fighter admitting to being frightened or shocked???

Of course they're scared and shocked - but would they ever  admit or be allowed to admit to it???

I doubt it..


I think the fundamental problem here is that the US & UK are RUNNING SCARRED!!!

Nevermind the posturing or the bold chickeshit statements by the politicians - the reality is that a large number of the troops currently fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan don't know why they're their, they don't honestly believe in the cause - and they really wanna go home...

THEY'RE RUNNING SCARRED!!!


And so it follows that Alcaeda and the Taliban (if they exist) will (sooner or later) win these wars easily for the simple reason that they have MORE taste for the fight, because it's their land and because they BELIEVE more in what they're fighting for...

They don't live in Disneyworld...

And they don't expect shit from this world other than an endless struggle..

They're still in touch with the brass tacks of living and dying...

And they don't worship earthly material success as being the be all and end all of life...

AK48

THEY HAVE NO REAL FEAR OF WHO THEY'RE FIGHTING OR OF LOOSING THEIR OWN LIVES...


And when you're dealing with an enemy who has no REAL FEAR of you

you can't defeat them...


 
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 

Current mood:WHISTLE!!!
Category: Music


I like about Mrs Giovanni is her penchant for ridiculous and outrageously straight viewpoints..


Yes boss, I always know I'm in for a good laugh when Mrs G says something like:

'Can I say....'

She'll then make some observation which is nearly always unusual, ridiculous, awkward and unsubtle..


One such view she's made clear for sometime now is that

'I don't like music..'


Yes boss, Mrs G lives with me, Mr Giovanni in a yuppie flat RAMMED TO THE GILLS WITH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MUSICAL TRACKS ON CD, RECORD AND MP3S

AND SHE HATES MUSIC!!!


Now on one level this is utterly stupid and an insult to my life..

But on one or two others, it talks a lot of sense and is both utterly correct and ahead of it's time..


Yes boss, when you ask for a little more flesh on the bones, Mrs Gs fundamental point boils down to the fact that she fails to see why people (REAL music obsessive buffs aside - perhaps 8% of the population) need to have canned music bobbling around their headz 24/7..?!!?!?

Why has pre-recorded music become such a fucking continual necessity of day to day life????


Well, my immediate response to this statement was:

'FUCKING BOLLOCKS!!!'


But as I was on my lunchbreak 2 days ago, I watched the flow of people walking...

And I wondered at what point it became essential for 3 in 10 people to be walking around with white fucking headphones dangling PUMPING THEIR HEADS WITH PRE-MANUFACTURED SOUNDS...???

HAVE THE REAL SOUNDS OF LIFE BECOME THAT FUCKING DIRE AND UNSUITABLE???

WHAT NEEDS BLOCKING OUT???



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Wednesday, November 04, 2009 

Current mood:FIZZY FIZZY!!!
Category: Music





OK then...

Try this..






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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 

Current mood:PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOUR CLUB!!!!
Category: Food and Restaurants


Today I was pushing my trolley aroud Tescos for a full 8 hours and about half an hour through that little pleausre, I noticed a truly FUCKING RIDICULOUS product...





DIET CAFFEINE FREE COKE?!?!?


SO WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THAT???

The only 2 good things about coke are that it has both sugar and caffeine in it...

Without either of those little demons WHY FUCKING BOTHER????

WHY PAY £1.50 FOR A BOTTLE OF BLACK FIZZY WATER WITH NOTHING OF ANY CONCIEVABLE USE IN IT????


Are folk that fucking desperate to be in the Coke club???

Is it spring water + shoe polish???

Can anything be any worse tasting than REGULAR Diet Coke???


WHAT NEXT TOBACCO AND PAPER FREE CIGARETTES???

BRANDY WITHOUT ALCOHOL OR A BOTTLE???

GAMBLING WITHOUT LOOSING???

BANANAS WITHOUT MUSHY WHITE PULP AND SKIN THAT QUICKLY GOES BLACK 4 SECONDS AFTER YOU'VE PEELED IT???


I BLAME ALCAEDA!!!









Currently listening:
Time Boom X De Devil Dead
By Lee "Scratch" Perry
Release date: 2001-08-20
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Monday, November 02, 2009 

Current mood:LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!
Category: Music


Despite the cool school hype, life in the UK is often a big old bag of balls....

Yes boss, it rains too much, the cost of living is so high hard working professionals need to be subsidised and folk ARE ALWAYS FUCKING WELL MOANING!!!


But some days, you can very well ignore the crap and admire this 'ere Pudding Island

Days like today...


Yes boss, as I load my 8th Laptop of the year up with the necesary software, I'm enjoying a clean machine WHIZZ ABOUT online AT MACH +++++ SPEED...!!

And in doing this, I click the BBC website in order to catch up on the latest DEATH DISASTER AND JORDAN NEWS!!!


And what lies at the top of the page???

DEATH???

DISASTER???

A NEW BOOK NOT WRITTEN BY JORDAN???

NO!!!

A great BIG banner advert for a 2 hour Derrick May mix..





Yes boss, this country might be a vile war loving hole, but SOMEHOW, we do know a thing or two about music?!?!?!?


So here it is...

2 FRIGGIN FULL HOURS OF SUPER SOUL MAY TO STREAM FOR FREE!!!!


What other countries state broadcasting corporation would sanction a 2 hour showcase by one of technos finest soul talents???

OK, maybe Sweden might - but America barely even knows it invented techno, let alone worships it with the kind of reverence pioneers like Mr May deserve...


So, get on over HERE and have this fucking SUPER SOUL MIX!!!

KAAAAYAAAAYYY!!!!



Currently listening:
Innovator
By Derrick May
Release date: 2008-06-03
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 

Current mood:PANTHER PANTHER!!!
Category: Music





Currently listening:
Island Life
By Grace Jones
Release date: 1990-06-15
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 

Current mood:EEEERRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Category: Writing and Poetry


I WILL SOON DO A GIANT WRITTEN SHIT!!!!


Yes boss, today I was wandering around Tescos, completing my daily housewifes job...


On Sundays I start work at 7am as opposed to the usual 6am...


YES BOSS, SUNDAYS IS FREE AND EASY DAY!!!

IT'S A BIT LIKE DRESS DOWN FRIDAYS!!!!

On Sunday, I can wear more casual clothes than normal!!!

I CAN HANG LOOSE AND GROOVY!!!

I CAN BEND THE MOTHERUFUCKING RULES!!!


But I don't...


NO BOSS, I LIKE TO WEAR MY UNIFORM IN IT'S ENTIRITY EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

I EVEN LOVE TO WEAR MY NAME BADGE!!!

IT HAS

PAUL

CUSTOMER ASSISTANT DOT COM

AND A PICTURE OF A CAMERA ON IT!!!


Anyway...

Today I was picking up the usual boxes of Kellogs Fruit & Fibre, the 12 packs of Tescos Luxury Toilet Roll and the sacks of Tesco Value Cat Litter...

And as I was pushing the trolley around, I was thinking...

THIS CAN'T GO ON!!!

CASA HASA GIOVANNA MIGHT BE OVER WITH BUT THIS BLOG WRITTEN SHOW ISN'T OVER!!!

I CAN'T KEEP WITH THIS NO WRITING SHIT!!!

I CAN'T JUST GET BY ON THE HUNDREDS OF CONTORTION AND PORTRAIT PHOTOS I'VE DONE BUT AM YET TO DISPLAY!!!

AND I CAN'T KEEP LIVING VICARIOUSLY OFF THE ALT.ART ADVENTURES OF MY PUBLICIST!!!

I HAVE TO WRITE WORDS AGAIN!!!!....

(Cat Food?? Aisle 12 on the left...YOU'RE WELCOME!!!! THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT TESCO BROMLEY BY BOW!!!!)

WHERE WAS I???

OH YES!!!!

I HAVE TO RE-ESTABLISH MYSELF AS BEING OUTSIDE OF THE OUSTSIDERS!!!!

I MUST HAVE MORE DAYS IN THE WRITTEN SUN!!!!

I MUST BE ME ME ME ON WORDS ON PAPER ON DIGITAL SCREENS THE WORLD OVER!!!!!


And so soon...

(I swore...)

I will do THE GREAT BIG WRITTEN SHIT!!!!


(I'm currently ranked 18th in the Tescos Bromley By Bow Dot Com Pickers rank...I AM MOVING ON UP!!! I WILL BE KING!!!)


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Saturday, October 24, 2009 

Current mood:JOB DONE!!!
Category: Music


So, we've had...

DRUGS!!! 7 INCHES!!! WONDERFUL!!! STARS!!! SUPER POP!!!
INTRODUCTIONS!!! WINTER!!! NO MORE GUITARS!!! COVERS!!! SPOKEN WORD!!! MR CLINKER PRESENTS!!! PRINCESS STEPHEN PRESENTS!!! MONEY!!! NATURE!!! TAPES!!! WAITING!!! 69 TRACKS OF CHAOS!!! ME ME MINE!!! DINNER WITH FRIZZ!!! KIDS MUSIC!!! REVOL!!! EASY LISTENING!!!


We're talking...

22 Months

22 Tuneshows

Each released @ 23:23 GMT

On the 23rd of the month....


NOW FOLLOWS

THE FINAL EPISODE!!!


Yes boss, No 23 is a fully confused 23 sample simple narrative episode about the oh so predictable Number 23...

It features amongst others: Paul Giovanni Aged 27 in the Nuclear Power Station, 2 Pac, Eric Satie, Noam Chomsky, Aphex Twin, Michael K, Armand Van Helden and many much more...


I AM NOT JIM CAREY!!!!

AND PEOPLE SHOULD DEFINITELY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!!!

AND NEVER EVER LAUGH AT MY SILLY JOKES!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!





FANTASTICALLY BIG THANKS TO MY SOOOOOOUPER OFFICIAL ARTIST FOR 23 FABTACULOUS COVERS!!!

I'LL ROLL ALL THESE COVERS AS LINKS TO ALL 23 EPSIODES IN THE VERY NEXT BLIGLICIOUS BLOG!!!!

HOORAY!!!




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Saturday, October 17, 2009 

Current mood:POP SCANDOLERA POP!!!
Category: Music
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Sunday, October 11, 2009 

Current mood:YAR YAR YAR!!!
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers


Of course, this last few months things here on Fish Island have been getting progressively more wierd and very definitely more FUCKING STRANGE HEAVEN HARDCORE!!!!

Yes boss, when I say that Fish Island is the ONE TRUE center of the world, many people think I'm joking or BIGGING myself and my surroundings up....

But I REALLY DO KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE!!!


Furthermore, I, Jim Jam Paul Giovan Demani £rd AM THE KING OF FISH ISLAND!!!


Yes boss, Mayo might live with his wife and 2 kids in one fucking room of a 3 bed maisonette (he sublets the other 2 rooms out to other Nigerian families) in Barking from wherein he commutes to spend countles hours a week looking after the pirssey nonsense made up by the spoilt occupants of this dull and slovenly new media ghetto...

But Mayo's been working here in the service of these here mostly ungrateful cunts for a while, and he therefore knows what's FUCKING WELL WHAT!!!


Yes boss, Mayo knows everyone who lives here on the Island from singer Shayne Ward to the artist Jake Chapman, to the bankrupt former leasehold owners of all the flats, to the ALLEDGED artist hippies who pay to squat, to Westlifes Security to strange strong people who work on boats...

When Amy Winehouse turned one of these here Yuppie Flats into her own personal crack den, Mayo was the one who yelled at her

'AMY - YOU'RE COMPLETELY MAD!!!!'

And sincerely meant it...


Mayo therefore knows who's who and what's what here on the Island....

And he therefore knows there's no-one else here who occupies both a yuppie flat AND a reconditioned ladies toilet (IT'S LIKE THE FUKING TARDIS IN THERE!!! - there's wierd shapes and the Giovan Personal Archive and a silver microwave that talks and photo quality lighting and broken tiles and scores of broken computers) all on the procedes of working a part time housewifes job AT FUCKING TESCOS!!!!


YES BOSS, MAYO KNOWS THERE'S NO OTHER WANNABE ARTIST/WRITER WHO EMPLOYS AN INFLAMABLE DIAMOND CONTORTIONIST AS HIS PUBLICIST!!!

HE KNOWS I HAVE A PINK 5 FOOT HIGH WENDY HOUSE IN MY FRONT ROOM?!?!?

HE KNOWS IT'S MY DAUGHTERS!!!

AND HE KNOWS I ENJOY IT MORE THAN SHE DOES!!!!!


YES BOSS, WHAT I'M DRIVING AT HERE, IS THAT MAYO KNOWS CLASS AND ORIGINALITY WHEN HE SEE'S IT!!!

AND MAYO SAYS THAT I,

PAUL DEMAN JAMESONS GIOVANNI 3RD

AM THE KING OF FISH ISLAND!!!!


OK...

What was this one supposed to be about???

Ahhh yes, FISH NEWS!!!!

(THERE'S LOADS, BUT I NEED SOME PHOTOS AND VIDEO TO MAKE IT ALL WORK!!!! AND THAT'S IN THE CONTORTION TARDIS AND I AIN'T GOING OVER THERE UNTIL TOMORROW!!!!)





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Sunday, October 11, 2009 

Current mood:NEVER EAT SHREDDED WHEAT!!!!
Category: Life


It's amazing how quickly one can loose ones desire to do something that only weeks before was something approaching COMPLETELY FUCKING NECESARY!!!!

Yes boss, I was about to write....

'IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK!!!!'

But it's not really...

No boss, I've been happily NOT writing blogs (or anything much except feisty emails) for a few months now, and all told life has been peachy and I've felt no need to scribble type anything whatsoever at all...?!?!?


I think this is what some self pitying fools call 'writers block'...

Yes boss, some folk who call themselves writers really sweat BIG STINKY BALLS when they find they can't write things down anymore...

THEY BECOME EVEN MORE INTROVERTED AND EVEN MORE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR SOULS THAN NORMAL!!!

THEY DRINK MORE AND THEY PACE THE FUCKING ROOM!!!

THEY DON'T EAT THE DINNER THEIR MOTHERS HAVE PREPARRED AND THEY DON'T GO TO BINGO!!!!

THEY FEEL LIKE THEY CAN'T GO ON!!!!


But all told, I, JIM JAM James Demani find such downtime to be nothing short of heavenly...

Yes boss, it usually means there are more exciting things going on in my life...

It usually means I'm out and about a lot involved in REAL things with REAL people - well, kind of REAL things...

It usually means my social abilities are functioning better than normal..

It means I'm drinking less than normal...

And most importantly, it always means I'm gaining a whole new round of stories and queer experiences with which to batter your heads with at some point in the future...


So...

What's new???



 
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 

Current mood:WONDERFUL!!!
Category: Music








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Tuesday, September 15, 2009 

Current mood:YEAHHHHH!!!
Category: Life


I'M BACK!!!

BUT I AIN'T WRITING SHIT!!!!

OR BLOGS!!!!!


I am however writing a ridiculous longer piece about my swimming heroics in the ROUGH MED!!! for use on www.paulgiovanni.com

Yes boss, that piece is called BIG WAVES ARE MORE FUN!!!

And it's about how I went swimming in an overly righ MED!!!!

Even by my standards this bugger is indulgent beyond all normal belief and it's almost finished and ready to go up maybe this week!!!



In due course, I'm also gonna be doing a full tour diary of the visit to Italy...

Yes boss, this trip to the old country was probably the strangest yet...

There was the usual grapes and the usual  wine and the usual beach, the usual mountains and the usual more FAAAAAAAMMLY than the Von Trapps....

And then there was the 3 day visit of and up and coming pop star Laura Steel and her manager Celina Rollon...

Yes boss, in collaboration with 'The Chairs Of Pop Power' I've recently been working with Laura Steel a great deal, and when I casually mentioned I was heading to Italy to make wine her and her manager became PROPER EXCITED!!!!

Yes boss, Laura was wanting a good quallity novelty custom labelled gift for the VIP tables at her launch showcase gig at the Cafe De Paris in two weeks time - AND WHAT BETTER GIFT COULD THERE BE THAN A LIMITED EDITION RUN OF HIGH QULAITY PROSECCO WINE AS PICKED BY THE GREATER FAMILY ONLY VAGUELY RELATED TO GIOVANNI?!?!?!?








Well, we had a super rock 'n' roll few days in and around the hills and that account'll come along in due course...


But for now...

It's all about: Refurbshing the fishy fort, refurbishing and building the Official Studio No2 AKA THE LADIES TOILET - DON'T FORGET TO FLUSH!!!!, taking and editing photos, working extra shifts at tescos, breaking and fixing computers, burrying the cat, smelling the air, missing the baby - and very occasionally sleeping...







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Saturday, August 29, 2009 

Current mood:YOU'VE GOT TO ROLL WITH IT!!!
Category: Music



ZANI – Do you feel it was like a JFK moment when the news had been announced?

Alan McGee – Of course, we wouldn’t be doing an interview at 00.30 if I didn’t.  It’s huge, like Michael Jackson dying. But I am glad I am doing this interview with ZANI.

ZANI – Thank you. Do you feel they were your baby because you nurtured them?

Alan McGee – You know I am not nostalgic, but their body of work is so good.

ZANI – Do you feel like you have lost a son?

Alan McGee – I am sad of course, but I am very understanding of it, because changes happen whether it is jobs or relationships, things happen.  Things are that meant to come to an end, do.

ZANI - Do you think Liam and Noel will talk again?

Alan McGee – Not for a while, but they will , they love each other

ZANI – What song do you think sums up Oasis’ career as a whole?

Alan McGee – "You Know What I Mean"



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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 

Current mood:WHEELESS!!!
Category: Life




A BLACK PIAGGIO SCOOTER WITH THE REGISTARTION PLATE

LX08 AVE

SHOOT THE FUCKING DRIVER!!!!


Yes boss, this morning, I had the considerable displeasure of finding this scene....







where Mrs Giovannis moto should have been...



YES BOSS, THE FUCKING SCOOTERS GONE!!!

WHISKED AWAY IN THE NIGHT!!!!

BY SOME SPOTTY CUNT OR CUNTS WITH A VERY LARGE PAIR OF BOLT CUTTERS!!!

So much for a FUCK OFF BIG GATE!!!, FULLY COMPREHENSIVE CCTV!!!  A FUCK OFF BIG CHAIN!!! & A FUCKING HALF ARSED SLEEPING SECURITY GUARD!!! being the solution to protecting and serving ones PRIVATE FUCKING PROPERTY!!!


This Historic Scooter was used in 2 key Giovan Collage Photos...






It was also used in at least one key blog...

http://paulgiovanni.blogspot.com/2009/01/wrap-up-warm.html


BUT NOW IT'S GONE!!!


Oh well...

C'est la vie...

Once the insurance pay out we'll have a sparkling new one...


The only thing I don't get about the theft is:

WHY DIDN'T THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL THE FUCK OFF FAKE YAMAHA HARLEY DAVIDSON INSTEAD OF OUR POOTLING LITTLE SQUIZZER???

THAT BASTARD DOES ABOUT 150MPH - OURS DOES 35 AT A PUSH...!!!


IT'S A WIERD WIERD WORLD!!!




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