1. Would you ever say anything dirty to the pope? Hey baby, men in cassocks make me HOT! I’m serious... did you see Richard Chamberlain in The Thorn Birds??
2. Do you like 80’s music?
hmmm, I love 70’s music but 80’s are okay (though thoughts of Denny Tario come to mind, then I get a little sick)
3. Did you eat a cookie today?
well, my baker room mate has been falling down on her duties... so NO
4. Have you ever pictured your crush naked? What the hell is a crush anyway? If it’s the person I love, desire, etc... I’ve seen him that way, thanks. If, instead a crush is someone you like from afar... then yeah, I guess I have thought about what they look like au naturale.
5. How broad are your musical tastes?
who you callin’ a broad?.... oh, sorry... yes I like all types of music
6. When was the last time you used the bathroom?
who could possibly be interested in this?????
7. Do you have anything special that you say to your significant other?
L.Y.
8. Do you personally know any bums?
I know several people I’d consider "bums" but I don’t know anyone who actually lives under a bridge or anything like that.
9. Would you rather live in New York or California?
hahahahahaha... neither
10. Have you ever been on a snowmobile?
no, you got one??
11. Who let the dogs out?
Wooh Wooh Wooh
12. Have you ever snuck someone into your house?
Naw, no need to sneak (and the past tense is sneaked, snuck is generally accepted... but sneaked is preferred)
13. What are the four things that you always have with you?
my iphone (i’d be lost without it), my glasses, a book to read, keys
14. Would you give the president the bird?
what’s the point? you just end up with secret services agents pinning you to the floor.. hey wait, yeah.... yeah, I would...
15. Will the world end in fire or ice?
ice, can you say "nuclear winter"?
16. What kind of music do you hate?
none, I hate some songs, some singers... but no KIND of music
17. Do you believe that animals have souls?
yes... I know some people who don’t though...
18. Would you rather touch or be touched?
hahahahaha good question for a CMT. I pretty fond of both.
19. Have you ever fallen in love with a best friend?
no, but some of my loves have become my best friends
20. Why can’t we be friends?
Who says we can’t?
21. What is your opinion about global warming?
I have mixed opinions... as, it seems, the scientific community does.
22. Have you ever watched Flavor Of Love?
VH1 has become as juvenile as MTV... and I hate "reality shows"
23. What type of jeans do you wear?
at the moment... Hydraulics
24. How do you sleep?
so so, better after a couple of gin & tonics
25. What time is it?
It’s time to move on, time to get going
What lies ahead I have no way of knowing
But under my feet, baby, grass is growing
It’s time to move on, it’ s time to get going
-Tom Petty
26. Do you like french fries?
oh yeah, unfortunately
27. Can you skate backwards?
hell no
28. Do you chew your gum loudly?
I don’t chew anything loudly... sucking... now that’s a different story...
29. Stretch your left arm far out as possible, and what do you touch?
far out where? in front? to the side? up?
30. Have you ever pretended that you were a pirate?
just yesterday, I was tied to the mast and .... oh, nevermind.