My stupid neighbor woke me up at 8:45 this morning. This is the only thing I could think of to do as I drank my coffee:
What is your middle name? ....
L. – It stands for “Leave Me Alone in the Morning, Stupid Neighbor”
What color is your mailbox?
Boring
Are you single?
Yeppers
Have you ever hit a deer?....
Nope
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Yes – it’s a figurative bridge over some troubled waters
What color is your room?
Pretty
Do you have a small driveway?
Um - it’s big enough to get the job done
Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
I don’t know my ringtone
What do you do first in the morning?
Well, this morning I cursed my neighbor who started some LOUD!!!!! Motorized something at 8:45. Usually the first thing I do is put on coffee.
What brand is your printer?
I don’t have a printer. I’m that poor. Yep, go ahead and say it “Awwwwwww …”
Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Arguing for fun, yes, but actually fighting, no although at the moment, I wouldn’t mind fighting my stupid neighbor.
What is your ringtone?
Um, see above
Are you taller than your mom?....
Yes. By about 4.5 inches
Are you God?
That is a ridiculous question.
Do you like someone?
I like lots of people, but if this question means am I crushing on anyone right now, sadly, no. Crushable men, where are you?
Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
I don’t really care. I have to write with colored pens for a living, but I wouldn’t say it’s particular enjoyable.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?....
My eyes hurt from being forced awake too soon. Stupid neighbor L
Last phone call you received?
Someone w/a blocked number called my cell at about 8:50 this morning (it's not been a great start to the day). Two things about this: 1). I NEVER answer the phone if the number is blocked. 2). I rarely answer my phone at 8:45am.
Last text message?
Not for me, the texting.
Do you hate your life?
“Hate”? Definitely not. Sure, I’m working to improve upon some things, but I’m a far ways from “hate.” Having said that, do you know what I do hate? Being awakened at 8:45 in the morning by my stupid neighbor.
Do you get mad easily?
I have a wicked temper, but I also have a very long fuse. I really can’t remember the last time I was really mad. I mean I’m annoyed w/my stupid neighbor at this moment, but I’m not mad.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Besides my stupid neighbor waking me up at 8:45 this morning? For the life of me I can’t understand why everyone likes Facebook so much. I have an account, but … I don’t get it. If I’m not into updating the thingie that tells what I’m doing every second of the day, and I don’t care what anyone else is doing every second of the day, and I don’t care about sending bogus crap like fake gifts, then what makes it special?
Are you cold?
Not at the moment; I’m the toasty temperature of coffee.
Do any of your friends have kids?
Yep - several of them do.
Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
Not that I can think of off the top of my head, but if you’re a pregnant friend whom I’ve forgotten, please don’t be mad at me, my stupid neighbor woke me up 2 hours earlier than the time that my brain wanted to begin to function.
How many years older than you are you willing to date?....
I don’t know. I used to say w/in 5 years either way, but if Frank Langella called? Yep.
Do you have any friends?
Yes, I’ve managed to sucker a few people in to being my friend despite the fact that I’m a bit unpleasant when I’ve been awakened by my stupid neighbor at 8:45 am.
Do you have any mean friends?
Yep. That’s why they’re my friends J
What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
The color of yo’ mamma’s face when she’s been awakened by her stupid neighbor at 8:45 am
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?....
Yep. Dated him—actually lived with him for 7.5 years. I love my friends, but they don’t get to determine whom I love.
Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
Um, no. That would hurt, and I’m not really into self-inflicted pain w/the exception of dating someone my friends hate for 7.5 years and living next door to a stupid neighbor who awakens me at 8:45 on a Saturday morning w/loud motorized crap.
Have you ever contemplated suicide?....
Not seriously although this morning at 8:45 am it did cross my mind.
Do you scratch your ears?
Huh? (I’d answer but I’m busy scratching my ears)
Who was the last person to hug you?
Bash. He trying to calm me down after being awakened at 8:45 am this morning.
What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
J. Crew
How tall are you?
Tall enough to reach the top shelf for a can of whoop-ass to open on my stupid neighbor (have I mentioned that he woke me up at 8:45 this morning?)
What is the closest green object?
My eyes. Than the wall. Then my rain jacket. Then (the list goes on and on and on and on…)
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Ugh! I don’t even want to THINK about if I had been born a boy. No offense, boys, I love you, but UGH!! I think they would have named my Patrick.
Do you want to have kids?
I’m pretty sure that ship has sailed, and I’m okay with that. I really never wanted kids if I wasn’t sure I’d have a stable relationship with their father (says a lot about my relationships, doesn’t it?). If I did have kids, I’d send them over to annoy my stupid neighbor who woke me up at 8:45 this morning.
What is the brightest color you're wearing?....
Black
Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Huh? I have no idea how to answer that.
Who do you hate the most right now?
My stupid neighbor
Who is one girl you trust most?....
Me J
Who is one guy you trust most?
Bash J
What color shirt were you wearing when you last kissed?
I can’t remember when the last time I was kissed was … awwwwww. I’m pathetic.
Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
Well, since I’m not crushing on anyone right now, um, no. Do you know who I definitely do NOT like at the moment? My stupid neighbor … he woke me up at 8:45 this morning …