I really don't think anyone is doing you a favor by not telling you what an unbelievable clod you are. Here is some etiquette than non stalker type people use for their behavior model:
When visiting someone's home that you don't live in, and even when you were staying there did not own the  phone line that went to said home, do not immediately pick up someone else's phone and go through their caller ID to see who has called them. Stalkers do this. While I am certain you are still stalking me on the internet, you ever do something like that here again and I promise you, you will be called on it and when you throw your bitchfit you will be escorted out by the police.
You really are so full of yourself. Are you really jonesin' to get into other people's business since you had to leave here? Lord knows you got your fill of sneaking around into other people's business here. I wonder if your sister actually thinks that you aren't doing it to her too, even though you probably say you aren't? Here's some wisdom for her: If someone will do it to someone else, someone will do it to you too.
Once a creep, always a creep.

What kind of A-hole leaves trash all over a room that she used (literally) in the house of someone that is the main reason your sleazy ass made it through nursing school? What kind of Asshole leaves empty diet drink (of course! wouldn't want to get fat!) cans all over the room with paper, shoes, and paper and trash all over? I know what kind of an asshole.
Have you still not learned to go into other people's and not tell their children and pet's what to do? God, it takes all kinds and you really take the cake and inhale it. You don't even pick up on people's cues of looking annoyed or giving you the "I wish you would fuck off" look. You are single handedly the most oblivious person I have ever known in my life.
If you think you have fooled all my siblings with your "I'm just the sweetest thing!" act, they just look at the shit you left in that room for other people to deal with and that is all they need to know about you and what kind of person you are.
It's like you have no skill at all to not make an ass of yourself. How did your sisters learn stuff like that, and they didn't even go into the Navy?! How did all manner of social graces seem to pass you completely by? You think you need to teach your sisters how to live, but girl, it's the other way around. You really need to stop and take a few lessons from them before it's too late and no one wants you around.

I just have to laugh at you little big girl. I can  tell by some of the things a certain preacher in the family said that you have been laying on your wide load of lies and defamation thick since you've left. You need to make sure you keep the coffers open, don't you? Who knows when your lazy obese ass will get fired and you'll need to call in a few favors of monetary value? Could happen any day in my opinion, so I can see why you need to try to put down anyone who has information on you that could be a threat to that.
Funny thing is, I don't even bring up your sorry name ever when people come over. They are usually the ones to bring you up. I am so fucking glad you are gone I would like to forget you entirely, but obviously you are still stalking me on the internet and obsessing over it.
Another funny thing is, most people you are trying to defame me to know that for every true or (probably) false thing you could say about anyone you know, there are ten true things that are ten times worse they could say about you. You know that and that is why you have to go ahead of people to defame them before anyone hears the actual truth about you. I think the way you have lived your life and the way I have lived mine give a true testimony to people as to who is telling the truth.
I know it did for me when you tried to do that to your sisters when you  moved in here. Too bad someone else believed you instead of your sisters. She doesn't now, I know that much and after your behavior here nobody is going to believe jack shit of what you say even if it is true. These people knew you long before I did and just what a horrible shit you have always been. That is what happens when you go around lying, physically beating up people, fucking up your own life and throwing tantrums. You have no credibility. So you should just give it up, cause you are only making things worse for yourself.  Did you hear that?
You have no credibility.
 

Girl, don't think I haven't noticed you've called everytime I've logged into Myspace this morning. Stalk much? Still that much of a loser that you've got nothing better to do than to concern yourself with your cousin?? How creepy!
I told your sister everything you need to know. You call the freaking hospital if you are so concerned. Everyone here is busy and I really don't want to talk to you.
Let me tell you something else little girl. How fucking horrible is it of you at this stressful time for you to dump all your fucking shit off here like it is some present?! And now it will take so much freaking time and effort and we'll have to call someone to help us move all that shit out of your previous shithole room when we need it more than ever now to put all our stuff in to try to make some extra money, oh by the way was what we were in the process of doing when you lied your ass in here for two fucking years. Yeah, just till you "find a place", which meant "till I squat my ass here, make an ass of myself until I have used everyone to my advantage while screwing up all of their plans".
 You asshole. You should be charged a shitload of money for dumping this load of shit on us during such a stressful time, or ever, really! You are one major oblivious, selfish clod and you don't even care or have any shame! You actually see it as doing someone a favor leaving all your unwanted trailer trash shit here! We can't even walk in that room! Three fourths of it is still unusable! You asshole!
I do not wish to speak to you at this time. Everyone else here is busy as the moment. There are other people you can call. Do it.

as usual. While you left an entire roomful of your shit here by lying to get your free storage as you had planned. You had two weeks to move, so you just sat on your ass on the internet while watching t.v. and let your sister do all the packing and work while she was here "helping", which to you meant "doing all the work for your lazy ass".

Here's what's going to happen this week, just to let you know. I'm changing the locks out. I'm cutting off the internet you are still using and not paying for. I am also taking pictures of all your shit and putting it up, one by one on craigslist for free. It's going to be gone. You left it here. You abandoned it, so it is going. For free. You are not going to squat your shit in that room making it completely useless for years. You would do that. You wouldn't even have a twinge of conscience in doing that. Same here when I give all your shit away on Craigslist. You had your chance to get it out, you didn't, and now we have to. I'm going to get on it right away.

I consider it abandoned property. You swore you were coming back yesterday to get the rest, and now you have no truck and you have to start work immediately. Too late. You snooze and booze and you lose.

You know what? Now that I think about it, I may sell just enough of it to recoup the two hundred and something dollars you cost me when you were here in the two hundred you ripped me off for and the tons of food  you threw out to make room for your frozen pizzas and ice cream, not to mention the food you ate. The rest goes for free after I recoup my losses.

 

So you're really going for broke now that you think you are all that and a nurse and off to your wonderful life. You are just proving to everyone that I was right. You can hide what an asshole you truly are when you want something, and you wanted free room and board and internet and food and food and food.

It's amazing how right you think you are on everything when you life is still one of the most screwed up I've ever seen. You can't even carry on an adult conversation as you proved yet again this Saturday. You cut people off and yell them down if they dare try to finish their thought that was coming out of their mouth first. You are loud and obnoxious and such a know it all who has no capability of when to shut her trap.

So the little chihuahua is a danger to my nephew? Even moreso than grabbing his arm and also standing by an open window in the middle of a thunderstorm with him while the lightening is so close there is no delay between the flash and the thunder? More than that?

Well, thankfully dogs can't commit insurace fraud and steal food and generally make a mooching ass of themselves to the degree that you have achieved so I think we will get by.

You have no credibility! Where have I heard that before? You steal two hundred dollars from me, you lie to my siblings and cost them THOUSANDS of dollars, you cost my mom THOUSANDS of dollars and your pitiful little "gifts" hardly made up for that. That "certificate of appreciation". Oh. My. God. What a worthless gift. Completely useless. What kind of an ass wastes money on something so useless. Oh. Nevermind.

So now you are back to being an asshole since you are moving out in a few days and I have to laugh! You don't seem to remember the predicament you were in when you came here. Your family wasn't speaking to you, you were homeless with no where to go. So now that you have burned your bridge completely here, you are off to go back to your family! And things are going to go great there because you have changed! (Well, back into an asshole here, but there you will be soooo different!) Well let me tell you somthing. For someone who locked her keys in her car four time in the past year and still didn't have the brains to get one of those magnetic key things, your career as a nurse might just be short lived. If your temper doesn't get you fired within the year I will be surprised. I will also be surprised if you don't lose your licence for stealing drugs or some gross negligence. Your sister will come to realize she wants to get as far away from you as possible for her own sanity and safety and you will be right back where you were two years ago, and then where are you going to go? I think you know it's not here. You know that don't you? So you can act like you are all that right now, but a rhino doesn't change it's spots, so go ahead and burn all your bridges right now, girl. You are the one who will wind up being sorry, not any of us. Not your sisters. They are likable and will always have someone there for them. You, not so much.

Your poor sister. I hate to break it to her, but the sweet, lying girl you are being now is the same one that moved in two years ago. Oh, you had changed so much! Learned so much! And now we are all so very happy to see you go! But it's going to be different for your sister! You have promised and laughed and acted all silly and sweet, just like you did before you moved in here.

 Your sister would have better luck if she put an ad in the paper for a complete stranger to be her roommate, than her own sister. I hope she is reading this. I want her to know that you are a danger to her and I say that in all seriousness and gravity. You are a danger to everyone you are around. I can't even express the relief I feel that you are leaving and I really hope to never be around you ever again. You have proven, time and time again that you have not changed, you just hide it when you want to get your way.

Can't wait till Friday!

To be overly happy that OJ is sitting in the clincker today? At least for a little while!

There is a weird trend I've noticed lately in advertising and commercials. Tell me if you don't notice this too.

Okay, first off, it seems like every single Fat Food commercial, say for McDonalds or Burger King, shows some fat, unattractive guy, married to some hot babe of a wife. Think of that "Hey honey, I'm Spongebob Nopants!" commercial. Try not to barf.

So what is the message they are trying to send? That even if you are partaking of the fat food on a regular and large basis, you will still land a hot babe who just cannot get enough of your greasiness.

Now, fast food forward to all the Jewelry store commercials out there. It always depicts a really good looking guy giving jewelry/proposing/anniversarying some even hotter babe. So what is the message there? Simply this: Even if you are fatassedly ugly, if you give some hot girl some nice expensive ice, she will view you as the best looking man on earth.

Laugh Out Loud at commercials sometimes!

So. I just started this page. Who knows what I am going to do with it. I never know what idea might pop up, or what crazy talk I want to spew in a blog. This is not a clever spam page, though I admit, if it were a spam page, it would be clever. I haven't gotten a background yet. I shall do that soon. Or later. Whenever. I do know, that I intend to cause as much trouble with this page as possible.  The top friends on my list, well they added me first--although I don't think Ashton counts, cause I think he had automatic add. That's just cheating! But I shall leave them for now to their honors, changing them when I meet new and more exciting people and stuff.

So, y'all. Prepare yourselves. Hunker down and hold on.

P.O.W.