A couple went golfing one day at a very, very exclusive course lined
with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned,
"Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows
it'll cost us a fortune to repair." Of course, she tee'd off and
promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on
the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out...now we'll
have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is
going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice
said, Come on in." When they opened the door they saw glass all over
the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken
window. A man reclining on the couch said, "Are you the people that
broke the window?" "Ooh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband
replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for
myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said." He pondered a moment
and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life." "No problem, you've got it, it's the least I can do. And now
you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked looking at the
wife. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world" she said. "Consider it done." The genie said.
"And now, they both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?" "Well,
since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in
a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband
looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over
for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all
that, I guess I wouldn't mind." The genie and the woman went upstairs
where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied
each other repeatedly, and afterwards, as the genie rolled over he
looked at the wife and asked, "Tell me, how old are you and your
husband?" "Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly. "No kidding!
Thirty-five years old and both of you idiots still believe in genies?"
