Ok people as the year is nearly over, it's time for my awards ceremony, I'll be giving honours to special people who deserve them so here goes...
Quote of the year:
Tim
"You kids need to put things into perspective, your brother just lost a baby, there are children dieing in ditches with nothing to eat,and oranges are lovely but they're the only citrus you'd want to eat on its own, I fucking hate grapefruits."
Insult of the year:
Ian "I'm not saying you're easy Hannah but you've had more ex's than a crateload of castlemaine."
Drunken speech of the year:
Dorrien "John I've known you many years, and I love you I do...and I would take a bullet...NO!...I would take as many bullets as it ensures to ensure you don't die!"
The you and me and BT award, for telephone services:
Dan.
The Ginger "I'm sick of drugs" award:
Adam
Best use of the word CUNT:
Giacomo "I hate that fat tub of cunt."
The Smooth Moves award sponsored by Senokot:
John "I like to drink 'em fast"
The spirit of Christmas award:
Jaime, for the most unique gift I have ever come across.
Lifetime service award:
Arron, because he's still here.
Most improved person:
Ian "I want to be smarter" Norsworthy
The "hand me another" award for excessive alcohol consumption:
Arron, because there's always time for a beer.
The "Did I say that out loud?!" award:
Dorrien "HE'S SOOOOO HOT!" (he's also standing right behind you)
Best birthday party award:
CAPTAIN ROCKSTAR
The Robert DeNiro award for best transport:
Rob "I suppose you want a lift"
Surprise of the year:
Jaime's hair turns purple
The yarrrrggghhhhhh award:
it's actually a tie, Kelly and Paul.
Unsurprise of the year:
Paula and Gary's weekly arguement.
The L'orielle award:
Paul, the gay one, like a little Jon Bon Jovi Ninja he is.
Biggest disappointment award:
Dorrien and Nat's ex copping off to piss him off, AND I FUCKING MISSED IT!
The "service temporarily unavailable" award:
John
The evergreen award:
Cole, because he has more toys than I do.
Best photo opportunity award:
Krishna, myself and Ian, for THAT photo.
The NOOOOOOOO award:
Mulletman Mike has his hair shaved off.
Best night out:
Much whiskey, Command house to see WWJD, with more whiskey, then to the Tap dressed as Axl Rose, with more whiskey, for a truly ridiculous night.
...and so concludes my awards. Merry Christmas to one and all and keep saying funny shit next year. I love y'all.