1. How tall are you barefoot?
- Ankle-high to a cricket
2. Do you own a gun?
- Is that legal? Only in Kansas on Tuesdays.
3. Look at your planner for January 14, what was you doing?
- Not using bad grammar.
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
- Just one. Guess where.
5. What are you wearing right now?
- A kilt and a motorcycle helmet.
6. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
- I'm not that adventurous.
7. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
- Like a Virgin
8. What song do you want played at your funeral?
- Don't Worry Be Happy
9. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
- Money
10. Do you miss anyone now?
- Not since I adjusted the scope.
11. Ever go to camp?
- Once, at Crystal Lake...had to cut the trip short though.
12. Next trip you are going to take?
- Got some shrooms in the fridge...
13. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
- No, but if you hum a few bars...
14. Rehab?
- Sure!
15. Do you wish on stars?
- Only B-list celebrities.
16. What do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
- Old and useless...
17. Current worry?
- Well, now it's becoming old and useless!
18. Current hate?
- This survey for making me worry about becoming old and useless!
19. Do you do push-ups?
- That's illegal in this state.
20. Would you be a pirate?
- Only for good booty. ;)
21. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
- condoms, lube, and penicillin
22. Are you vegitarian?
- No, but I support the troops!
23. Do you have A.D.D.?
- Yes, Automatic Defecation Disorder.
24. Who is your loudest friend?
- The voices in my head.
25. Who is your most silent friend?
- Deaf Larry
26. What were you doing 12AM last night?
- Depends. How much did you see?
27. Do you play air guitar?
- Ya wanna wrassle?
28. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
- Why? What'd you do to him?
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
- Reaganomics
30. Worst injury you've ever had?
- Doctor dropped me on my head when I was born, but I don't think it had any effect on me effect on me effect on me effect on me
31. Do you burn or tan?
- Naw, I can't cook.
32. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
- Dry ones.
33. If you had one wish, what would it be?
- World Peas...oh damn!
34. What's the last sporting event you watched?
- Synchronized Goat Hurdling
35. What songs do you sing in the shower?
- It's Raining Men
36. Does someone have a crush on you?
- Only if they're insane.
37. Do you love someone?
- No, I let them all go and none came back.
38. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
- Does porn count?
39. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
- Tastes like Magenta.
40. What's your favorite movie?
-
a Rather Irregular Double-Feature DVD of course!
41. What's the last contest you entered?
- a Rather Irregular Caption Contest to win a FREE DVD!
http://www.ratherirregular.com/contest/
42. Will you repost this survey?
- Only if I'm bored out of my mind.