http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGchOj-8H-I

Here is the latex mermaid tail I made, functioning underwater. This is to tide you over with a teaser while I get some other footage ready. I hope you like it, I am planning a new tail construction soon.

I typed my name into google, and found I was getting around abit. Here is the latest interview on me Shared on Essex UK TV, and SantaBarbara Arts TV

Lady Onna Profile by Essex UK TV





There's a range of channels now broadcasting me, and it varies from downright weird stuff, to short films, funny, hilarious, music creations and subliminally disturbed maybe..

I must admit I was surprised to see the spread on me.

I had a rather bizarre set of encounters this last week. I had to send in a load of body mugshots to a production company for a casting on a sexual relationships guidebook to be published by Dorling Kindersly. Well, nothing unusual there, I've done such castings before. Get in, strip, headshot, hands, feet, backshot (bumshot), profile, short interview, then out. Your polaroid gets clipped to your rep photos, and the next prospective body model walks in. Only, this is the second such casting I have been called for, and in the same week..

An invitation to write for LATEXPORN.com ! lol!

Sadly, I can't show you any of my gratuitous criminal bodyshots here, or even directly link to the column. So if you really want to see it, where I introduce myself fully in the flesh then use your head and find Lady Onna on the latex porn site. MWAHAHA. There you're going to get my full opinion on my sexuality with latex. Which I cant really go into here. But I introduce myself at an ironic time of doing a casting for the sex book. The same sort of book that signalled the end of a previous relationship. Basically when he pulled the sex guide book out to refresh our relationship, I knew it was over. This was going back to basics, and thinking about boring stuff and positions, not my spice sadly.

Then I went a bit cheeky and sent my version of hints to the producers of the SEX GUIDE book. I sneaked rubber into some casting shots, with a suggestion of play ahem. I think this isn't really relevent to the target value market they are aiming at though. Time for a new book I say. So this week for me has been unusual, all about the writings of sexuality. I wonder if any of this knowledge now could have saved the relationship back then? umm, nahhh.

Underwater work. Attunes you to your body. My feelings introvert and I love the feeling of pressure all around. It changes me, I feel my heart rate slow, my thoughts dissipate. Or maybe it's my brain DYING!!

Hesitating for a while before I posted this blog. I recently did one of my usual paid gigs of an underwater performance for a photography shoot. I am uninhibited to perform nude underwater. I find I'm very relaxed, feel free, in control, in magical world, and at the same time energised. Only this time, this shoot - there was a difference.

This was the first time I had done the shoot underwater - with a guy NOOD! The photographer David Barber is published, and for the both of us this has been an overdeveloped mostly private and almost titilating hobby. He is compiling his next works into a new publication, themed on underwater lovers:

Amphibians

It is meant to be a gentle, but alluring documentation of eroticism. Only, seeing as I had never shot nude, - with a guy before, - NOOOOOD too, I thought: 'Hmmmm what the hell, I'll share the experience of what I'm up to, and got David to record some of the activities on my underwater Hi8. I am presenting it to you now in this short clip - Censored lol for Myspace of course. I have put it to one of my Vocals, produced by Rubus, It seemed to fit.. So .. HOLD YOUR BREATH AND WATCH!



It was strange with someone to interact with for a change. We were directed to act like lovers. Actually at first I just wanted to hang on to him and see him drown >:-] heehee. I could see his face underwater, and was coy to avoid too much snuggling, or a snog, even though - it felt kinda sweet! Well actually really nice. But I'll tell you the real secret of why I am coy, yes it's part of the act, but also I was highly embarrased he'd get a yucky face full of snot. Stuff they dont tell you about underwater work. I was streaming eeeyyyuuuuurrrr!!! AND HE KNEW TOO! obviously a good actor then, the things we put up with!

Well, I guess secretly maybe we train for acting just to secretly get a kick every now and again if the chemistry is right. Shaz is a body mentality freak (martial artist actor) which made him suitable for the underwater role, because he is attuned to physical challenge of breathold, and er.. :P yeh - has a bod!

I want to play more with my underwater camera. Please help! I need somewhere to practice freely! I love to do underwater ballet and am a true aquaphile and good at what I do. If you're inspired to Assist with David Barber's Publication Project then leave your interest here.

I often have freak dreams, I love them! I cobbled together this picture to try and explain the imagery going on in my head..

I had a bizarre dream that woke me up before it concluded. Sometimes they do, sometimes they dont. But I thought I'd write hem down anyway - just in case i can piece them together. Forget the bullsh#t about what they mean, I just have a creative mind that forms imagery around my emotions I have relived for a moment.

I am on an old wooden planked pier, there is a cabin at the end. Men are dealing inside. I am quietly trying to study their business through the dirty paned window. Feels somewhat James bondy. But then one of them comes to the window, and in my haste to get away with no where else to go, I take a leap into the water...

Now the perspective changes to theirs. He looks out the window and spots something in the water... 'what the f#ck is that!' (I think he is talking about me, and slink further under the pier slowly shileded by planked steps on the side of the cabin). I do not realise he is talking about a thing in the water.

He has ushered his colleagues to look. It appears the size of a wooden dingy. A spider like creature. Floating inverted under the surface of the water, insect like a water boatman. Slowly waggling it's legs.

I have not seen it. and fearing I have been found out, try to make a get away pulling myself through the pier stilts. They are bemused if it is some sort of trickery of light, magnified maybe. But it's clearly becoming a reality something is there, rather freaky, an object to behold the eye. One of the guys lobs something at it. At which point I realise they saw something else in the water - not me. I am shitting myself now, dont much like the thought of dealing with jellyfish or other freaky things, but I cant see it yet.

I have a choice, go under the water where the men cant see me, and face this thing... or where i am risk being seen by the men.

And now it's winching itself back in. spreading its inverted legs under the water into it's hive under the pier. And I was fucking IN IT. I see the legs sprout out of the water one by one and clink themselves onto the pier legs. The men above are clearly freaked, and confusion brings their weapons to hand. Yet the thing makes it's way further inward toward me. climbing up as it goes, inverted under the pier.

I choose to go underwater, and jettison myself as far away from the pier while the thing clambers up.. maybe to deal with the interest of behaviour coming from the men. I dont look back, I swim away underwater as the mermaid again..

Who wants to feature in our next film?
Short film uploaded onto Virgin Media: http://www.virginmediashorts.co.uk/films/film/behind-closed-doors/

Behind Closed Doors

Are you really up for it?

Lady Onna and Angel Eyes present an uncontrived view of life behind closed doors amid the chaos of life and normality and change, locked in dreams my mistress does forsake me, a whiplash girlchild left in the dark, don't forsake me, please dear mistress strike and cure my heart does severine await me there I am tired please awake me from all these tears I'll kiss your boots of shiny leather if you will await me there strike dear mistress and cure my heart...

NOT BAD for miss golden bum here!. Actually I was barred from youtube for a couple of weeks and it spurred me to make this fetishy toilet humour film during the thought of pooing on youtube. So i stuck a camera down the loo.

Then while i was barred from uploading, all this cool sh#t happened :)

The video got me invited through virgin media shorts to dailymotion by a creative agent, where i am now hosting some of my ideas and films. As I expect my youtube account will eventually pulled for overpopularity again. After all after sporting ranking guru honours and costing them bandwidth hahahaha!


On top of that, I was suggested to submit the film by Dailymotion to the LIAF and Poo Productions infectious film calling:

Global Handwashing Day: a selection of entries will also be screened at the Golden Poo Awards at the Prince Charles Cinema, Leicester Square, London to mark Global Handwashing Day (15 October 2009). This will be hosted by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
http://www.globalhandwashingday.org

World Toilet Day: there will be a second Golden Poo Awards held in Singapore on World Toilet Day (19 November 2009), which will be hosted by the World Toilet Organization.
http://www.worldtoilet.org

As part of the London International Animation Festival (www.liaf.org.uk) in September 2009 and screen at the Curzon Soho, London. The films will be judged by a panel and there will be an audience voted winner.

IT'S GASMASK WARFARE IN MY TOILET AGAINST ALIEN INVASION. BE VERY AFRAID OF THE TOILET POODLE, I don my super long latex gloves kept to hand...

Considering the latest headline news regarding spread of virus. I demonstrate taking precautionary measures into my own hands when confronted with the usual biological hazard in the bathroom. The following is a joke film I made SITTING IN VIRGIN MEDIA SHORTS:

http://www.virginmediashorts.co.uk/films/film/warning-bathroom-hygiene/

LOL Oh My God These titles are getting bad!
Someone save me from this shame hahahaha

Here's a video I edited of some messing around antics involving a Large Latex Balloon, a vacuum cleaner, extreme ballet heels and corset...

THE ULTIMATE FEMIDOMME!! LOL


Female Doll ft. Onna by Kalaniah


Music for Female Doll by Kalaniah is now on my Top Friends list. Now, practice is done, going to put some ideas together for Lady Onna to bring X-rated Mr Men to life.. who wants to help this time?

is it stinging?
the acid in your stream
hear the ringing
voices in between
you picked the tunes to play
and you had to have your way
got your masterpiece
but you don't simply...

so here it is, custom made
you've wrapped the world around your finger
did you take on an endless tower
has your spring turned into winter?
you're frozen cold, a one-man show
but who is watching?
there's no one watching

no one is watching
no one is watching

now you've got it
everything you asked
burned your bridges
so why you're turning back?
my doors won't fit you through
your head's too heavy too
could i give you now
still the same tale

so here it is, custom made
you've wrapped the world around your finger
was it all a big mistake?
has your spring turned into winter?
you're in control, a one-man show
but who is watching? there's no one watching

so here it is, custom made
you've wrapped the world around your finger
you claimed the fame, it's another shame
was it all a big mistake?
has your spring turned into winter?
you held your own, one-man show
but no one's watching, no noone's watching

but no one's watching, no noone's watching
but no one's watching, no noone's watching
but no one's watching, no noone's watching
but no one's watching, no noone's watching

and you can't go back
and you can't come back
and you can't go back
and you can't come back

and you can't go back (but who is watching?)
and you can't come back (there's no one watching)
and you can't go back (but who is watching?)
and you can't come back (there's no one watching)

but who is watching?
there's no one watching
but who is watching?
there's no one watching

no one is watching
no one is watching
no one is watching