hahahaha i've done this one with my friend a lonnnng time ago:

the guy smokes cigarretes.

it takes a lot more than that to be the president of usa.

you gotta snort cocaine.

Yeah, this is me, here, again, with more bad-english-writing.

I've just seen a piece of the R Kelly sex tape with that 15 years old girl. The girl is so teenager that when she is shakin' naked for him, they are listening to BACKSTREET BOYS. I mean, that's a strong argument to say she is really teenager. Even if she was 30, the Judge would say: "R Kelly, she's a kid. Come on. Come on."

- I was thinking.
- Say.
- "Adolf Hitler"... is a pretty good name, don't you think?
- What d'ya mean?
- It sounds good.
- What you're sayin' is awful! Aren't you ashamed of that?
- No, easy, man. Listen to me. The guy was a devil, was satan and everything else, ok? But I'm not talkin' about HIM, I'm talkin' about HIS name, ok? It's a really cool name, man! You know, it could name a... I don't know, a soda or a bubble-gum.
- You're nuts.
- Do you know those lollipops that you suck, put in yourpocket, and then you can continue suckin' it later? So, "Adolf Hitler - In the flavors strawberry, cherry and orange."
- Do they have it made of orange?
- Oh... they had, they don't make it anymore.
- That's a shame.

I was building my profile here... and somethings are just weird.

My favorite one, so far, is:

Sexual Orientation:
( ) Bi
( ) Gay / Lesbian
( ) Straight
( ) Not Sure
( ) No Answer

What would be "Not Sure"?

"Oh... I feel like I'm... I duno. Really, I... aahaha it's funny, I don't know. I have not even a clue that could say something... like if I listen to Daft Punk or some shit like that. It's not the case."

And these not-sure-fellows, do they have something like a yearly parade? You know, with flags and songs, and a giant ribbon with the saying: "Hey, we do have the right to be... not... I don't know exactly what are we doin' here... anyway, whatever."

I promissed my gramma I'd record her a cd-r with some Nelson Gonçalves tunes. It's her favorite singer, you know. I promissed 2 months ago, and my mother ALWAYS come to ask if it's done.

You now, I avoid work. So I procrastinate it the most I can, right? And it's logical that it's not ready, and won't be ready till, I don't know, Kill Bill vol. 47.

So today, my mother comes to me, again, and ask if it's done, I say it's not, and she goes:

- Anyway, I don't want it to become the suicidal-book fable.
- What is this about?
- You know, the guy asks another guy for this "Suicidal Book", that is some kind of book that makes you don't kill yourself when you feel like you want to do it... but anyway, and the owner of the book NEVER lends him, till someday... the owner kills himself.
- And?
- That's it, that's the moral.
- Yeah... hm, er... I guess if he died, it's because he was so pissed of those requests... BUT, for this fable works, you know, who has to die, it's the guy that asks for the Suicidal Book. This would make the owner of the book regretful for not lending him the book.
- Just record your gramma cd, ok?

Well, hello.

Just using this blog for exercite my english writing, which is kind of bad, you know. The listening and speaking are doin' ok, fine, thanks. And the slang-writing is just great! But if I move to NY someday, I hope to get a job, and this job is not sellin' crack.

Bye bye.