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Age: 33
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State: NORTH CAROLINA
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Friday, February 13, 2009

like seeing a car jesus

It was like seeing a unicorn, Robocop and Jesus all at once. In 1948 Jaguar created one of the greatest engines of all time. Problem was they didn't have a car to put it in. They basically copied a Bugatti (some people say it was a copy of a BMW body, however they are all stupid and must die) and dropped the first XK series engine in it.

Behold the XK120-

So I am sitting at the gas station this morning and I look in my rear view to see a 40's Bugatti roll in. I crap myself. I watch it in awe, hoping it stops. It does. I jump out of my car and try to keep myself from acting a fool. I set up my gas pump and wait for the driver to exit. As soon as he does I am on him, "Excuse me, is that a Bugatti?", I am drooling as if I was meeting *insert your fav celeb, rock star etc*. He looks at me with wonder, "Wow you know what a Bugatti is?! No, this is a 49 Jag XK120". I almost crap my pants, from a distance I couldn't see the Jag ornaments. It was all original, matching numbers, Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance ready. “HOLY CRAP! This is the Jag that took the Bugatti body and dropped in the first XK!! I couldn't tell from across the parking lot, it looks just like a Bugatti form behind! Where did you, how did you, WOW. This was the first car to hit 120 mph, some say faster than that...holy..fast car in the world at one time.. -incoherent mumbling- Can I touch it?”

For the next 15 mins me and this guy talked about the history of his car and I listened on like I was sitting at the foot of Jesus himself. I think this is what people must feel like when they find god. I got to sit in her and crank her up. For a second I was about to knock him out and take it. I always said I wanted to die in a legendary manner. Well, a ball of fire and gun smoke in a XK is a decent story for the grandkids, however the sacrilege of the event rendered that impossible. Instead I payed homage like a good car geek, and then I headed to work to get laid off. This is honestly one of the greatest days ever.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

curled like a viper around the crimson derby
Current mood:

overstimulated

how much control are we in control of? do we bend and push our will into the nether hoping that somewhere, somehow we are controlling something so we feel less controlled? And when the moment comes when your destiny is no longer yours to control, what do you do? Do you show your ass in act of defiance? Do you lash out like a child? Do you crawl under the bed and wait for the powers that think they be, to project your destiny in the direction they see fit? I know what I do.. I debate my options, then I show my ass like no ass has been shown before and then I destroy and mangle the offending party. Yesterday I learned that when backed into a corner I am just as evil at 32 as I was at 18. I can be just as back biting and conniving as my worst enemy when attacked. I have no fantasy of survival either, just to take as many people down with me as I can. My lips calculate and measure every syllable, each word weighed and examined like a general and his troops. Like a wordsmith ninja, within moments I had made someone appear to their peers as weak and incompetent with the stunning use of... flattery. Who does that? Apparently I do when my back is up. When I was 18 I would have thrown a chair at someone and stole the radiator fan off their car. It seems as I have gotten older I just beat people down with a idiom and a carefully placed sarcastic euphemism.

The concerning thing is, this was the best day I have had at work since I got here.

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Saturday, November 08, 2008

invisible 10%

so while taking a shit today it hit me... the idea to beat all ideas. we have tried pride rallies, protests, wearing all white and dancing in assless chaps. So why not protest by just not fucking being here anymore. I posted it over on my Salon Blog... please repost it, stumble, digg, etc.. the post. I REALLY want to get the ground rumbling on this idea.

http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=40451

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Thursday, November 06, 2008

to be humble in victory
Current mood:

amused

To my democrat friends, we did it. good job. To those who voted intelligently and followed the issues, good job. Am I 100% sure of Obama? Nope. If anyone truly researched the issues and listened to the debates they will not be. I do feel better about him than McCain, hence my vote for him. For the first time in 8 years I feel hopeful for this country. So that was worth the effort. Only time will tell if we are right.

I have heard from several of my Democrat friends that they have encountered racist comments, hateful words etc from friends and family who rallied behind McCain. I think it is best to remember how we felt in 2004 when we told the nation that another 4 years of Bush would destroy our nation and driven by the Rove fear machines, people voted for him anyhow. Remember how angry we were? How we lashed out? How everyone who voted for Bush was a idiot and a ignorant bastard? Today is their day to be in our shoes from 4 years ago. So when they lash out at you, remember how you felt 4 years ago. Remember that sinking feeling when you knew this country was fucked. They feel the same way right now. We knew we were right in '04, today proves that the son pays for the sins of the father.

So when they lash out at you, forgive them. You know how they feel. Now is a time to heal. To come together and work as a team. We may have a difference in values and opinions, but we can work together if we are understand each others feelings. I mean really, how many of us looked into moving to Canada after the 04 election. So when you see your McCain supporter friend or family member, hug them and say "good game, good game, walk it off".

We elected a intelligent, well spoken and compassionate man who just so happens to be black as well. He is not the first black man who was capable or qualified to be president. But he is the first to make it. While this IS a historic time in our lives it is important to remember that this man won not because of the color of his skin, but by his ability to bring a nation together for a common cause. So tonight I ask you to be humble in victory, remember your pain in 2000 and 2004... turn the other cheek and extend a hand of unity.

And when no one is looking run around in your underwear shouting "NA NA NA BOO BOO, WE GOT YOUR ASS BITCHES!!!"

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

the truth
Current mood:

amused

Here is your daily dose of truth... Please stop believing shit you see on TV and political ads. Research for the truth. Remember Fact Check is NON PARTISAN. MEANING IT TELLS THE TRUTH AND IS VETTED.
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We are frequently asked several questions that we've answered already – particularly ones about chain e-mails. So before you send us your query, please scan this compilation of past Ask FactChecks and other reports. The answer you're looking for may be right here.

Note: These are by no means our full responses. Click on the links to read the full articles.
There is a lot more detail in each answer.

Is this chain e-mail true?

Probably not. In fact, that chain e-mail your friend sent to you is (likely) bogus. Seriously. (special report)

March 18, 2008

Isn't there a law against false advertising in political ads?

No. Candidates have a legal right to lie to voters just about as much as they want. Here's why. (special report)

June 3, 2004

Is there a connection between FactCheck. org and Barack Obama or Bill Ayers?

None, aside from benefiting at different times from the charity of the late publisher Walter Annenberg. We are a project of the Annenberg Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania and get funding from the Annenberg Foundation, created by Walter Annenberg in 1989. Ayers was one of three Chicago educators who applied for a grant from the Annenberg Foundation in 1995, which was one of 5,200 grants the foundation made during its first 15 years. That $49 million grant, plus additional funds raised locally, funded the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, which sought to improve Chicago public schools. Obama was selected by Chicago officials (not Ayers) to chair the board set up to administer Annenberg Challenge funds, and he headed it until 1999. FactCheck. org came into being in late 2003. For other details see our Oct. 10, 2008, article about Obama and Ayers, which includes a sidebar: "FactCheck. org and the 'Annenberg Challenge.' "

Who Caused the Economic Crisis?

Despite partisan finger-pointing, no one political party bears all the blame. It's not even entirely the fault of government. There's ample blame to go around. Experts have cited everyone from home buyers to Wall Street, mortgage brokers to Alan Greenspan. Oct. 1, 2008.

Would Obama tax my profits if I sell my home? Would he tax my IRA? Would he tax my water?

No. A new e-mail being circulated about Obama's tax proposals is almost entirely false.

July 10, 2008

Did Pelosi advocate taxing "windfall" stock profits at 100%?

No. A widely circulated e-mail quoting her is a fraud.

Dec. 7, 2007

Is Obama a Muslim?

Dueling chain e-mails claim he's a radical Muslim or a 'racist' Christian. Both can't be right. We find both are false.

Jan. 10, 2008

Was Obama born in the U. S. A.?

Yes. We give you the truth about Obama's birth certificate.

Aug. 21, 2008

Did Palin cut special needs education funding by 62 percent? Did she endorse Pat Buchanan?

Palin didn't do either of those things. False Internet claims and rumors fly about McCain's running mate.

Sept. 8, 2008

Did Obama urge supporters to help him change "the greatest nation in the history of the world"?

No. Obama never said what's being attributed to him in a number of chain e-mail messages. The line was meant as a joke about John McCain, Hillary Clinton and politicians in general.

Aug. 6, 2008

Did McCain crash five planes? Did he cause the 1967 Forrestal fire?

No. Chain e-mails and Internet postings that make that claim are mistaken. One crash was found to be his fault, but the Navy commended his piloting skills.

Updated Oct. 13, 2008

Did Obama write that he would "stand with the Muslims" and that he nurses a "pervasive sense of grievance and animosity" toward whites?

No. A widely circulated e-mail fabricates some quotes from Obama's books and twists others.

June 3, 2008

Did Obama say the National Anthem conveys a "war-like message" and should be swapped for something such as "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"?

No. That's false. The quote was one conservative writer's idea of a joke, which has been picked up and repeated as though it were true in a chain e-mail.

April 22, 2008

Did electing a Democratic Congress in 2006 really lead to increased unemployment, higher gas prices and more home foreclosures?

No, and most of the figures in a widely-circulated e-mail are made up. In fact, the entire premise of the e-mail is a logical fallacy.

May 8, 2008

Do members of Congress pay Social Security taxes?

Yes, ever since 1984.

Dec. 17, 2007
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Monday, September 29, 2008

like a mountian spring turd...
Current mood:

touched

I have written about taking a shit at work before. As you know, it is a art form. There are the turd burglars who come in just as you shit, the campers who camp out in the bathroom while you are poised to take a shit and never leave, hence leaving you cramped with quivering lip trying to hold back the impending doom that is a work shit. However today, I found something new... something so strange I can't even name it.
This morning I concocted a deadly brew of a Everything Bagel with sour cream and chives cream cheese and a monster java energy drink and a 9 am meeting. By 10 am things had began to change in my body. At first I felt content, and full of energy. Then it happened. One deep rumble and I knew that something bad was going to happen. I endured the last of my meeting and headed to the bathroom. No one there, sweet! I check under the doors to be sure and head into the handicapalble stall at the end of the ~~log~~ long row. I take care of business quickly before I can be burglarized, throw in a courtesy flush for good measure and then I hear it. I long low Pisssssssshhhhh sound coming from behind my head. Then I feel something spray on my ass cheek. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!" I yell. Is there a tiny perfume lady in the toilet (really what if that was your job? what a shitty fucking job)? I fight the urge to jump up, and instead I peer over my right shoulder. There is a timed air freshener with a hose that runs into the toilet bowl.WTF Mate. WTF.

Out loud I exclaim "oh no you didn't!" Just as I hear the "oh" come out of my mouth the bathroom door opens. In my mind my brain sends commands to my mouth to quickly close. Too late, there is a 404 error caused by the smell of bathroom air freshener. Unknown bathroom person has entered the room and has heard me. I hear a snicker of someone wondering why I just got all ghetto with a turd by shouting "oh no you didn't". I know they are wondering if I am about to take off my earrings and Vaseline my face and throw down. I am now trapped. I wait, it seems they are just peeing. I wait, they leave the stall, wash hands.... no door open. Crap. Checking make up. The seconds are years. Finally they leave. I wait for them to clear the hall and bolt. My ass smells like a mountain meadow.

Addendum- In the rush to get out of the bathroom I split the seam on the back of my drawers and had to walk around the whole day with my underwear falling down.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

palin, dogs and elk
Current mood:

amorous

Dude this Palin chick is working my nerves. I dont know if you saw Letterman the other night but Chris Rock went off. However he made a interesting point, everyone wanted to kill Mike Vick when he fought dogs, yet she can stalk and kill Elk and then flash a picture of herself holding a bloody head all over the news and yet she is a heartbeat from president while Mike Vick gets gang raped in jail?!?!?! Yes she killed a Elk, Mike Vick trained, fought and killed dogs. She rides in a helicopter and chases Elk, then shoots them from a elevated range, what great sport! At least Mike Vick dogs had a 50/50 chance. So you may say "Mike Vick did that for money and sport!!", what do you think she did it for? SPORT. Well Mike Vick killed cute and cuddly dogs, and elk are big and are for eating! Guess what in some countries so are dogs. If you are going to get your panties in a knot when someone kills one thing you better tie them in a knot when the next thing is killed.

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Tuesday, September 02, 2008

jumping out of planes lke fools
Current mood:

accomplished

this is the first video I have ever edited... I pissed myself laughing all the way through. Props to Joey, Scara and Anna for actually doing the jumping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DYaNrwRmPI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oae8QRUhEw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il19yL_oTYg

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

the epic saga of dirty saggy titties
Current mood:

amused

picture it Sicily 1938...

Apparently all bra's have the same life expectancy rate. Does not matter when you bought them they will all break within the same two week period. The apparatus you so depend on will inevitably get pissed and stab you in the boob. It is the way of the woman (much like the samurai but with more estrogen). Faced with life with one bra and the unsavory factor of not owning a washer and dryer, leaving me only with the option of showering in my bra every morning to keep from stinking up the place, I decided that a trip to Lane Bryant was in order.

Now for girl with the big ole meat bags, Lane Bryant really does have the best choice in boob containment units. On the fateful day I decided to purchase said bra my initial instinct was to go to the Lane Brant in Cary Town Center. It is one of the few malls that I like and don't mind going to it. Alas I heard a voice in my head say, "go to Crabtree, it is closer", I replied, "no I like Cary Town better" and it replied, "but really it is closer and you may as well save on gas". I argued that it also had the worst parking ever but eventually the shorter distance beat out comfort and I embarked on that fateful trip.

I get to Crabtree, drive for 20 mins trying to find a parking space close to where I "think" Lane Bryant is. I venture inside and walk to where I "think" Lane Bryant is... and there is no store. Huh? I look at the helpful you are here sign... it is not so helpful and there is no Lane Bryant listed. WTF mate? I then pull out my iPhone and look at the Google listing for Lane Bryant. There (just as it was earlier in the day when I goggled it) was the listing for the store in Crabtree. I call the store, I find out that they have moved to North Hills. WHAT THE FUCK.

I think to myself, fuck it go to Cary Town. the voice comes back, "North Hills is just a exit a way, just go there". I argue that I hate North Hill and all its yuppie friends... it is pointless. I have come this far, I might as well suck it up and go to North Hills. I call Z and tell her of my plight. I think the universe wants me to have dirty saggy titties. She laughs and tells me to just go to North Hills.

I do. And it sucks. There is no parking AT ALL. I drive around for a good 10 mins and cannot find anything but handicap parking. I consider slamming my leg in the car door till I get a handicap sticker and change my mind. I get cut off by a yuppie in a Saab. This leads to several hand gestures and choice words that seemed to offend the locals in such a manner that I am sure I saw a lady call 911. I haul ass out of North Hills.

I call Z. "That is it, I am convinced. The universe does want me to have dirty saggy titties. There was no parking at North Hills."
Z- you are so blogging this aren't you.
S-Yes

I now head toward Cary Town. What was only 4 or so exists away is now 9 exits away. I have endured parking decks the surface of the sun, my pants have a tear in the ass, my bra smells like ass, I am angry and frustrated. I call Alisyn.
Alisyn- heeeeellooooooooooo
Selma- The universe wants me to have dirty saggy titties
A- Whaaaaat? (I proceed to tell her the epic saga or bra shopping)
S- I swear to god if I get to Cary Town and it is closed, moved or there is no parking I am going into the first skinny bitch store I see and beating someone to death with a clothes hanger.
A- don't worry I will bail you out.

I reach my destination, pull directly in front of the closest entrance to Lane Bryant. As if the mall wanted to mock me for being disloyal I got rock star parking. Brilliant. Fuck you Crabtree. I hit my store, get my bra and get out. I even got a smoothie and pretzel for my troubles. The woman in the store did try and size me for a bra that you could have stolen turkeys in, otherwise it was shopping bliss. I will never leave my mall again. It has taught me that all other malls suck, the universe does want me to have dirty saggy titties, the idea of beating a skinny bitch with a clothes hanger brings me great joy and I should never listen to any voices in my head.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Help out Jessica! Please repost if you can...
Current mood:

ninja

Guys I need your help. A friend of mine has a awesome puppy and is fighting to keep him alive. Right now he is fighting parvo and she is quickly running out of money to pay the vet bill. Right now they are racking up at a rate of 400 a day. If you can do anything to help it would be awesome. Please re-post if you can. Give a dollar if you can. I know all our lives suck, and we are all broke. But honestly this girl fights the good fight everyday. giving back a little to someone who tirelessly works with those less fortunate is a awesome thing.

hello! could you please help me spread the word?

we are trying to raise money for our puppy's treatment and hospitalization. parvo is often fatal for dogs and Blue has been hit with a very tough strain. our vet has been taking very good care of her and i can only be hopeful that she will fully recover. we have spent $1600 in four days and i will gladly empty my entire savings account but i will not have enough money for five to ten more days of treatment. i cannot and do not want to imagine our family without Blue.

several of my amazing friends have offered what they could afford and it was suggested that i try to raise money online. so, i set up this website. i will be forever grateful to anyone who can give.
but even if you cannot donate money, please send your positive energy and thoughts to Blue!

http://www.fundable.com/groupactions/groupaction.2008-06-17.7814991977

thank you so much. please feel free to re-post anywhere! and check out our myspace page to see pictures of our family.

xoxox
jessica and heidi, india, blue, parker, pauli, kitten, and cow-cow!!
jessica_hulick@yahoo.com

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Monday, June 02, 2008

they are coming....
Current mood:

surprised

In today's blog the part of need4speed13420 is played by Selmisha, Alisyn will play the part of willowphile410.

(12:14:09) need4speed13420 DUDE
(12:14:12) need4speed13420 WTF
(12:14:16) need4speed13420 hahahahah
(12:14:25) need4speed13420 I just totally crapped myself
(12:14:39) willowphile410 ?????
(12:14:54) need4speed13420 NC State is testing their warning system
(12:14:58) willowphile410 hahaha
(12:15:03) willowphile410 loud?
(12:15:24) need4speed13420 some asshole made the intro chimes sound just like the close encounters music
(12:16:07) need4speed13420 so I am sitting here and I hear this shit through the window... I pause the tv and mute my laptop thinking I click on a website or something
(12:16:44) need4speed13420 I could still hear it... I was like NO FUCKING WAY. Really? you would think the aliens would be more original
(12:16:47) willowphile410 hahahahahahahahahahahahah
(12:17:09) willowphile410 blog it
(12:17:14) need4speed13420 hahaha
(12:17:16) need4speed13420 so am
(12:17:36) willowphile410 you should find a nice little audio clip of the close encounters music to put in there
(12:18:27) need4speed13420 I am sitting here going, great aliens show up and I don't even have acid to blame it on
(12:18:35) willowphile410 hahaha
(12:19:13) need4speed13420 I am just glad I did not get up and look outside
(12:19:21) need4speed13420 I would have never lived that shit down
(12:19:40) need4speed13420 although I almost did.. thankfully I am fat and lazy
(12:20:09) willowphile410 that's not good selma
(12:20:19) willowphile410 if the apocalypse comes, you need to be on your toes
(12:20:36) willowphile410 how do you know this wasn't just a test of the emergency apocalypse system
(12:20:42) need4speed13420 well I figured I would wait for the first blast
(12:20:59) need4speed13420 no need to put shoes on unless I have to
(12:21:06) willowphile410 and because of that attitude, the first blast is gonna come for you!
(12:21:34) need4speed13420 what you gonna do when the first blast comes for you..
(12:22:24) willowphile410 well
(12:22:26) need4speed13420 ..... well you see there was a deadliest catch marathon on... and I had seen it before however you always hope that maybe the next wave will get someone
(12:22:40) willowphile410 if a BIG FUCKING ALARM goes off first, i'm gonna look and try to get out of the way
(12:22:46) willowphile410 hahaha
(12:22:57) need4speed13420 hahah
(12:23:11) need4speed13420 but it was close encounters... that is some weak shit
(12:23:19) willowphile410 haha
(12:23:22) need4speed13420 if it was black sabbath I would have got up
(12:23:23) willowphile410 but appropriate
(12:23:27) willowphile410 hahahahaha
(12:23:40) willowphile410 next time maybe they'll play war pigs
(12:24:01) need4speed13420 oooooo excellent choice
(12:24:06) need4speed13420 that will make you move your ass
(12:24:32) willowphile410 but if you ever hear the buffy theme coming out of that big bitch, you better break off a chair leg and bless some tap water
(12:24:43) need4speed13420 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(12:24:45) need4speed13420 no shit

Currently listening:
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Release date: 2004-09-14

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

my dog ate your honor student
Current mood:

amused

while cooking out on Sunday I noticed Rufus chewing on something odd. Something not like a stick, shorter.. not a pine cone, more colorful. Hum... what on earth could it be? Upon further inspection I found it was a baby shoe. By the looks of it maybe a two year old's shoe. Pattie and I looked for parts of the owner but found nothing. We then remembered the was a amber alert for a little boy, which lead to several nervous jokes about sweet and sour child, moo goo guy kid and cream of some young toddler. Rufus seeming to understand that our jokes were at his expense dug up a wet rawhide treat that took on the appearance of brown floppy skin. He proceeded to throw it in the air and catch it which made us gag. Then to make it worse he would roll on his back and use his paws to dangle it over his mouth. The more we giggled and wretched the more he seemed to make it appear he was ripping apart baby flesh.

As I lay in bed that night I started to wonder where the hell did a baby shoe come from? Bedtime train of thought mixed with dead baby jokes makes for one hell of a ride... Rufus lay at my feet snoring and I wonder... "did he eat a baby?? holy shit what if he did?? Do you make him throw it up? I am clearly not scooping that poop. WTF mate.. did he bury the rest? He could not eat it all... I mean the head or something should be in the back yard.. what if he brought me the head to play fetch, holy crap that would suck... Did I leave the oven on? I don't think I did.. I could go check but I am so comfortable... bah.. I did leave the light on in the living room.. where did the baby come from anyway? Did it sneak out after everyone went to sleep? I should be asleep... 2:30, got to be at work at 9.. 2 to 3, 3 to 4, 4 to 5, 5 to 6.... don't count up the hours it just makes it worse. I want peanut butter... I need to shit. We do have the new Maxium, haha Zorka is gay.... I want my baby back, baby back ribs........... chillies baby back ribs ....zzzz ZZZZZZZ zzzzz ZZZzzzz... ZZZZZZ... BBQ SAUCE... zzzzzz"

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Monday, May 19, 2008

never having kids...
Current mood:

amused

While at the dog park today some asshole threw my dog when Rufus did what dogs do and humped his dog. It's a dog park you ass that is what dogs do, they hump each other. Rufus gets humped at least 5 times each visit. You can bet on three things at the dog park, they will shit, they will hump and they WILL find mud. Anyway, next thing I knew I flew off the picnic table and was in this guys face, spitting as I launched it a tirade. This man was at least a foot taller, 36-40 ish, construction workers build. I told him in no uncertain terms that I would mop the floor with his ass if ever touched my dog again. When I say he threw Rufus I mean he picked him up by his neck and hurled him. This ended with him screaming "well get your dog off mine", to which I replied "ITS A FUCKING DOG PARK YOU FUCKING TOOL! THIS IS WHAT THEY DO, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING MORON". At this point my, I was standing with my chest bowed out ready to destroy this man over throwing my dog. My dog. If I had kids I would be on the roof of the preschool with a sniper rifle ready to pop caps in the asses of offending kids. I am too over protective of the things I love, I would worry myself to death. I am not sure I would ever be able to break loose enough to let them make their own mistakes. I would probably tail them on their dates in a black windowless van full of glowing green screens, infrared night vision, audio enhancement tools, GPS tracking and god knows what else. I am just not built for motherhood, I am more built for the FBI, US Marshalls office or an assassins guild.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

A bowl of fuck of
Current mood:

moody

so maybe it is the impending doom of mothers day, tax bills or a week of broken ac and a sick dog but I have reached a moment of complete and total fuck it. It kinda feels nice like when you pee when you are rolling.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

scientific voting method
Current mood:

amused

I know I posted this as a bulletin earlier however I just needed to keep it for my book *snort*
so democracy is a bitch. I have not been able to make up my mind, well I have and it will be to vote as a indy as a vote not for president, but as a vote to push for a independent third party in politics. However I am still registered as a democrat. So I am standing at the ballot box today and the choice is clear.. Hill or Obama. Ahhhhhh crap. In one hand Obama has a better chance of beating McCain, but little of the experience that I feel he needs. Hill has the experience but she is the most hated woman in the Republican parties world. Little chance of her beating McCain.. so who do I vote for???? I settled it the way that things have been settled across play grounds across the world....with shoulders held high I uttered the magical words of choice known throughout the land... eenie meeni miny mo pick a rabbit by the toe, if it hollers let it go, eenie meeni miny mo... The woman at the poll looked at me like I killed her kids. I just looked at her and said,"whatever lady, if it was not for my 'momma told me to pick this one right over here but I changed my mind and chose this one right over here' Obama would have gotten my vote. Your lucky I did not have someone to play one potato two potato with".

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