You might have a tough choice this weekend. Checking out the new Batman movie OR staying home and watching porn. Here's a list of 10 things you'll see either way.
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1.
The Bat Wing
The Bat Wing isn't just for Batman anymore. Check out these Bat Wings.
According to the Urban Dictionary - Bat Wings are when you grab the extra skin on ones scrotal tissue and stretch them out to each side, with the penis in the middle. The veins in the testicles resemble the structure of a bat's wings.
The term was also used in the movie "Waiting" which deserves three kicks if caught looking at one.
"Aww no!! Not the bat wing!!"
"Haha, gotcha my friend.
Now that's three kicks you raging cock-smoker"
2.
Scary Masks
No that's not one of Joker's henchmen fucking Belladonna, it's a picture from the creepy website bethemask. com.
The site features regular Joes in bizarre masks fucking their favorite porn star.
3.
Tons Of Makeup
With the advent of HD porn, girls have been really layering on the makeup these days. We can only hope to see BangBus on the IMAX someday. Okay maybe not.
4.
Black Leather
I know, I know, Batman doesn't wear leather.
But give me a break, it's close enough :)
5.
High Tech Gadgets
Where does she get those wonderful toys?
6.
Clowns
Who doesn't love clown porn?
7.
Elaborate Costumes
We've seen our share of bad production value in porn, but the new movie The Four, due to release from NinnWorks Studios, seems to be on par with big budget movies like Batman.
Production value and hard core sex, you can't lose!
8.
Fight Scenes
Something you don't normally find in your garden variety porn but this is still hot, don't you think?
9.
The Battering Ram
Slang for "penis". The battering ram will be making many appearances in both genres.
10.
Hardcore Action
Not exactly the same hardcore action you'll see in Batman, but that's the point!
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