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HEY EVERYONE THAT WENT ON DECEMBER 18TH!!!! that was definitely a rememerable day!!! thom found alexis i found mathew!! we definitely had fun in the crowds!!(well maybe not all of us) hey thom and rome!! go wipe ur ass with terrorist toilet paper and put osama in the bag!! lmao funny shit!! had a blast with you guys!!! o and anna harry potter jelly beans at starbucks!! lmao
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THIS GOES OUT TO JULIO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JULIO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU WE LOVE AND MISS YOU AND WISH YOU NOTHING BUT HEALTH AND HAPPINESS AND THAT YOU'RE SAFE AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN OUR PRAYERS!!!! YOU PPL THAT KNOW HIM BETTER COMMENT ON THIS IF UR HIS TRUE FRIEND!!! AND HES LEGAL AND HE CANT BE HERE FOR US TO HARASS HIM LMAO J/K J/K
Thursday, October 06, 2005 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

if you're into horror films heres a list what's coming up from now until october 20, 2006 so write those dates down to remember:

Updated September 28, 2005!

Compiled by MICHAEL GINGOLD

Note: Most release dates are tentative and subject to change. Filmmakers/studios: send updates to
gingold@starloggroup.com. Entire contents are Copyright 2005 Starlog Entertainment.

Fall
THE ROOST (Vitagraph)
Director: Ti West
Stars: Wil Horneff, Vanessa Horneff, Karl Jacob, Sean Reid, Tom Noonan
Four friends whose car breaks down in the middle of nowhere face a night of terror in an abandoned barn.
Website:
www.theroostmovie.com

October 4
SATAN’S LITTLE HELPER (Screen Media; video debut)
Director: Jeff Lieberman
Stars: Katheryn Winnick, Alexander Brickel, Amanda Plummer, Stephen Graham, Joshua Annex
A young boy helps a costumed devil on his murderous Halloween rounds—unaware at first that "Satan’s" killings are real.
Website:
www.satanslittlehelper.com

October 7
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: RAVE TO THE GRAVE (Freestyle Releasing; limited)
Director: Ellory Elkayem
Stars: Peter Coyote, Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, Cory Hardrict, John Keefe, Jenny Mollen
A college rave goes awry when the partiers partake of a new "drug"—actually a zombifying chemical.
Website:
www.returnofthelivingdead4and5.com

October 14
THE FOG (Sony)
Director: Rupert Wainwright
Stars: Selma Blair, Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Rade Serbedzija, Sonja Bennett
Remake of the John Carpenter film about a small town visited by a group of murderous 100-year-old ghosts.
Website:
www.escapethefog.com

October 18
*NEW DATE; NEW TITLE*
HOUSE OF VOICES (Universal; video debut)
Director: Pascal Laugier
Stars: Virginie Ledoyen, Lou Doillon, Catriona MacColl, Dorina Lazar
Formerly SAINT ANGE: A young housecleaner goes to work at a deserted orphanage and finds it still inhabited by one girl—and several ghosts.
Website: none yet

October 21
DOOM (Universal)
Director:
Andrzej Bartkowiak
Stars: The Rock, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Ben Daniels
A group of Marines battle monsters spawned by genetic experiments at a Martian scientific facility.
Website:
www.doommovie.com

*SITE ADDED* STAY (20th Century Fox)
Director: Marc Forster
Stars: Ewan McGregor, Naomi Watts, Ryan Gosling, Elizabeth Reaser, Bob Hoskins
A psychiatrist struggles to treat a suicidal young man who may have paranormal abilities.
Website:
www.staythemovie.com

October 25
BOO (Ventura; video debut)
Director: Anthony C. Ferrante
Stars: Trish Coren, M. Steven Felty, Jilon Ghai, Josh Holt, Dee Wallace Stone
A group of young people encounter evil spirits of the past in a haunted hospital.
Website: none yet

October 28
SAW II (Lions Gate)
Director: Darren Lynn Bousman
Stars: Shawnee Smith, Tobin Bell, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Glenn Plummer, Beverley Mitchell
Jigsaw returns for more mayhem.
Website:
www.saw2.com

THREE…EXTREMES (Lions Gate)
Directors: Park Chan-wook, Takashi Miike, Fruit Chan
Stars: Lee Byung-hun, Hye-jeong Kang, Jung-ah Yum, Mitsuru Akaboshi, Bai Ling
A trio of horror stories about a director tormented by a vengeance-seeking stranger, a woman haunted by her dead twin sister and dumplings with a most unusual ingredient.
Website: none yet

October
ZOMBIE HONEYMOON (Hooligan Pictures; limited)
Director: Dave Gebroe
Stars: Tracy Coogan, Graham Sibley, Tonya Cornelisse, David M. Wallace, Neal Jones
A newlywed couple's love is put to the test when the husband is infected by a zombie and begins to transform.
Website:
www.zombiehoneymoon.com

Winter
NIGHT WATCH (Fox Searchlight)
Director: Timor Bekmambetov
Stars: Konstantin Khabensky, Vladimir Menshov, Valeri Zolotukhin, Mariya Poroshina, Galina Tyunina
A group of superhuman "Others" protect the world from the forces of darkness—and an ancient prophecy about an all-out war between the two sides may soon be coming true.
Website:
www2.foxsearchlight.com/nwnd/

November 11
PULSE (Magnolia; limited)
Director:
Kiyoshi Kurosawa
Stars:
Haruhiko Kato, Kumiko Aso, Koyuki, Kurume Arisaka, Masatoshi Matsuo
The original Japanese film in which an Internet site conveys supernatural evil into our plane of existence.
Website:
www.pulsefilm.net

November 18
WOLF CREEK (Dimension)
Director: Greg McLean
Stars: John Jarratt, Cassandra Magrath, Kestie Morassi, Guy Petersen, Nathan Phillips, Jenny Starwall
Stranded travelers in the Australian outback are given "help" by a local man who proves to be deranged.
Website:
www.wolfcreekmovie.com

November 22
WEREWOLF HUNTER (Lions Gate; video debut)
Director: Paco Plaza
Stars: Julian Sands, Elsa Pataky, John Sharian, Gary Piquer, David Gant
A.k.a. ROMASANTA: In 1850, a man accused of a series of vicious murders claims he’s the victim of the werewolf’s curse.
Website:
www.romasantathemovie.com

December 9
MAREBITO (Tartan; limited)
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Stars: Shinya Tsukamoto, Tomomi Miyashita, Kazuhiro Nakahara, Miho Ninagawa
A freelance video cameraman uncovers a strange netherworld and an unusual young woman under the streets of Tokyo.
Website: none yet

December 13
CREEP (Lions Gate; video debut)
Director: Christopher Smith
Stars: Franka Potente, Sean Harris, Vas Blackwood, Jeremy Sheffield
A woman is trapped in the London subway tunnels by a mysterious and vicious attacker.
Website:
www.creepthemovie.co.uk

December 14
KING KONG (Universal)
Director: Peter Jackson
Stars: Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann, Colin Hanks
Remake of the 1933 classic about a giant ape discovered on an uncharted island who wreaks havoc when brought to civilization.
Website:
www.kingkongmovie.com

January 6, 2006
BLOODRAYNE (Romar Entertainment)
Director: Uwe Boll
Stars: Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, Will Sanderson, Michael Madsen, Udo Kier
A half-woman, half-vampire seeks revenge against other bloodsuckers in 18th-century Romania.
Website:
www.bloodrayne-themovie.com

January 13, 2006
R-POINT (Tartan; limited)
Director: Kong Su-chang
Stars: Kam Woo-seong, Son Byung-ho, Oh Tae-kyung, Park Won-sang
During the Vietnam War, a group of Korean soldiers go in search of a missing platoon and stumble upon a site haunted by ghosts.
Website: none yet

January 20, 2006
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Screen Gems)
Director: Len Wiseman
Stars: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Derek Jacobi, Shane Brolly, Michael Sheen
The battle between secret societies of vampires and werewolves (or "Lycans") continues.
Website:
www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworldevolution

February 3, 2006
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (Screen Gems)
Director: Simon West
Stars: Camilla Belle, Katie Cassidy, Kate Jennings Grant
Remake of the Fred Walton hit in which a babysitter is terrorized by a madman who calls and threatens her—from inside the house.
Website: none yet

February 10, 2006
*NEW DATE* FINAL DESTINATION 3 (New Line)
Director: James Wong
Stars: Ryan Merriman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Texas Battle, Alexa Johnson, Sam Easton
In this series entry, a group of people who have barely escaped an amusement park disaster are claimed by Death one by one.
Website: none yet

March 3, 2006
PULSE (Dimension)
Director: Jim Sonzero
Stars: Ian Somerhalder, Kristen Bell, Steve Talley, Christina Milian
Remake of Kiyoshi Kurosawa's chiller (see below) about a malignant entity released into our world via an Internet site.
Website: none yet

March 10, 2006
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Fox Searchlight)
Director: Alexandre Aja
Stars: Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw, Emilie de Ravin, Dan Byrd, Ted Levine, Kathleen Quinlan
Remake of the Wes Craven shocker in which a family breaks down in the desert and is set upon by a clan of savage mutants.
Website: none yet

March 31, 2006
*NEW DATE*
SLITHER (Universal)
Director: James Gunn
Stars: Michael Rooker, Elizabeth Banks, Gregg Henry, Nathan Fillion, Rheagan Wallace
The alien invasion of a small town leads to infestation, impregnation and worse.
Website: none yet

April 14, 2006
*CAST ADDED* SCARY MOVIE 4 (Dimension)
Director: David Zucker
Stars: Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Andre Benjamin, Joanna Krupa
Cindy Campbell returns to face the latest barrage of horror-film parodies.
Website: none yet

April 21, 2006
SILENT HILL (TriStar)
Director: Christophe Gans
Stars: Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Laurie Holden, Deborah Kara Unger, Kim Coates, Tanya Allen
From the hit video game: A woman searches for her missing daughter in the horror-haunted titular town.
Website: none yet

Summer 2006
*CAST ADDED* YOUNG HANNIBAL: BEHIND THE MASK (Weinstein Co.)
Director: Peter Webber
Stars: Gaspard Ulliel, Gong Li, Rhys Ifans, Richard Brake, Kevin McKidd
The life of cannibalistic serial killer Hannibal Lecter is explored at three different ages.
Website: none yet

June 6, 2006
OMEN 666 (Fox)
Director: John Moore
Stars: Liev Schreiber, Julia Stiles
Remake of the 1976 classic in which a couple discover that their young son is the incarnation of the Antichrist.
Website: none yet

July 14, 2006
*NEW DATE* GHOST RIDER (Sony)
Director: Mark Steven Johnson
Stars: Nicolas Cage, Wes Bentley, Eva Mendes, Matt Long, Sam Elliott
Marvel Comics-based project about a former motorcycle stuntman cursed to ride the night with a flaming skull.
Website: none yet

August 18, 2006
*NEW DATE; NEW TITLE* THE MESSENGERS (Columbia)
Director: Danny and Oxide Pang
Stars: Kristen Stewart, Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller, John Corbett
A family moves into a sunflower farm intending to restore it, and instead confront a frightening evil.
Website: none yet

SNAKES ON A PLANE (New Line)
Director: David R. Ellis
Stars: Samuel L. Jackson, Benjamin McKenzie, Nathan Phillips
A.k.a. PACIFIC AIR FLIGHT 121: A trans-Pacific flight is terrorized by venomous snakes intended to kill a key witness traveling to a Mafia trial.
Website: none yet

August 2006
ULTRAVIOLET (Screen Gems)
Director: Kurt Wimmer
Stars: Milla Jovovich, Cameron Bright, Nick Chinlund, William Fichtner, Sebastien Andrieu
In a future marked by war between humans and genetically created vampires, an infected woman fights to protect a "normal" child.
Website: none yet

September 8, 2006
*NEW ENTRY* THE COVENANT (Screen Gems)
Director: Renny Harlin
Stars: Steven Strait, Laura Ramsey, Toby Hemingway, Chace Crawford, Sebastian Stan
A mysterious stranger spreads terror at a prep school.
Website: none yet

October 6, 2006
*CAST ADDED* TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING (New Line)
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Stars: Jordana Brewster, Andrew Bryniarski, R. Lee Ermey, Taylor Handley, Heather Kafka
A prequel exploring the origins of the saw-swinging Leatherface and the rest of his bloody clan.
Website: none yet

October 20, 2006
THE GRUDGE 2 (Sony)
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Stars: to be announced
The deadly curse born of anger returns to claim more victims.
Website: none yet

Undated
*NEW ENTRY* ABOMINABLE (to be announced)
Director: Ryan Schifrin
Stars: Matt McCoy, Haley Joel, Jeffrey Combs, Paul Gleason, Rex Linn, Dee Wallace Stone
A paralyzed man residing in a remote cabin tries to protect vacationing college students from a killer Sasquatch.
Website:
www.abominablethemovie.com

ALTERED (Rogue)
Director: Eduardo Sanchez
Stars: Adam Kaufman, Catherine Mangan, Brad William Henke, Mike Williams, Paul McCarthy Boyington, James Gammon
Four men who survived an alien abduction 15 years ago capture one of the creatures and attempt to exact revenge.
Website:
www.alteredmovie.net

AN AMERICAN HAUNTING (to be announced)
Director: Courtney Solomon
Stars: Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, James D’Arcy, Rachel Hurd-Wood
Another cinematic retelling of the legend of the Bell Witch, a true haunting which occurred in Tennessee in the 1800s.
Website: none yet

BEOWULF & GRENDEL (to be announced)
Director: Sturla Gunnarsson
Stars: Gerard Butler, Stellan Skarsgård, Sarah Polley, Ingvar Sigurdsson
New film adaptation of the epic poem about a Norse hero battling a marauding monster.
Website:
www.beowulf-movie.com

BLACK CHRISTMAS (to be announced)
Director: Glen Morgan
Stars: to be announced
A remake of Bob Clark's cult classic about a sorority house plagued by obscene phone calls and worse by a mysterious psychopath.
Website: none yet

BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE (MGM)
Director: Katja von Garnier
Stars: Agnes Bruckner, Olivier Martinez
An Eastern European enclave of werewolves is threatened with exposure when a young female member falls in love with a visiting American.
Website: none yet

BORDERLAND (Lions Gate)
Director: Zev Berman
Stars: Brian Presley, Rider Strong, Jake Muxworthy, Martha Higareda, Roberto Sosa
A trio of Texas college students become the targets of a blood cult during a trip to Mexico.
Website: none yet

THE BREED (First Look)
Director: Nick Mastandrea
Stars: Michelle Rodriguez, Taryn Manning, Oliver Hudson, Hill Harper, Eric Lively
Young people vacationing on a remote island are attacked by vicious, super-intelligent dogs.
Website: none yet

CATACOMBS (Lions Gate)
Director: David Elliott, Tomm Coker
Stars: Shannyn Sossamon, Pink
On a vacation in Paris, an American woman faces terror in limestone caverns lined with human remains.
Website: none yet

THE CRAZIES (Paramount)
Director: Brad Anderson
Stars: to be announced
Remake of the George A. Romero film in which a chemical spill leads to madness among the residents of a small town.
Website: none yet

THE CREATURE OF THE SUNNY SIDE UP TRAILER PARK (to be announced)
Director: Christopher Coppola
Stars: Andre Ware, Steve "Chickenbone" Hedden, Frank Gorshin, Shirley Jones, Bernie Kopell
A.k.a. BLOODHEAD: Two brothers of different races must overcome their differences to uncover a treasure guarded by a monster-worshipping cult.
Website:
www.bloodhead.com

THE DARK (to be announced)
Director: John Fawcett
Stars: Sean Bean, Maria Bello, Maurice Roëves, Abigail Stone, Sophie Stuckey
A newly arrived family in a small Welsh town discovers that an "infection" afflicting the local animals is spreading to people.
Website:
www.whatisannwyn.com

DARK RIDE (Lions Gate)
Director: Craig Singer
Stars: Jamie-Lynn DiScala, Patrick Renna, Alex Solowitz, David Rogers, Jennifer Kelly Tisdale
Road-tripping college students are terrorized by a killer inside a haunted attraction at an abandoned amusement park.
Website: none yet

DEAD SERIOUS (to be announced)
Director: Joe Sullivan
Stars: Felissa Rose, Carson Grant, Michael Weingartner, Paul Coughlan
An anti-homosexual terrorist cult find themselves tangling with vampires after they take over a gay bar.
Website: none yet

THE DESCENT (to be announced)
Director: Neil Marshall
Stars: Myanna Buring, Craig Conway, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, Shauna MacDonald, Oliver Milburn, Saskia Mulder, Nora-Jane Noone, Alex Reid
Six female friends must fight for their lives against subterranean monsters they encounter during a caving trip.
Website:
www.thedescentthemovie.co.uk

DO YOU LIKE HITCHCOCK? (Marvista)
Director: Dario Argento
Stars: Elio Germano, Elisabetta Rocchetti, Chiara Conti, Cristina Brondo
Three film students get caught up in a web of murder, double-crosses and deceit inspired by the works of Alfred Hitchcock.
Website: none yet

*NEW DATE* FEAST (Dimension)
Director: John Gulager
Stars: Navi Rawat, Krista Allen, Balthazar Getty, Josh Zuckerman, Henry Rollins
A group of people trapped in an isolated diner fight for their lives against a flock of flesheating creatures.
Website: none yet

FIDO (Lions Gate)
Director: Andrew Currie
Stars: Billy Connolly, Dylan Baker, Henry Czerny, Carrie-Anne Moss, Peter Stormare, Tim Blake Nelson
In a world where zombies have been domesticated, a young boy tries to stop one household ghoul from reverting to its old flesheating ways.
Website: none yet

*NEW DATE* THE GATHERING (Weinstein Co.)
Director: Brian Gilbert
Stars: Christina Ricci, Iaon Gruffudd, Stephen Dillane, Kerry Fox, Simon Russell Beale
An injured American tourist takes shelter in a small British town and becomes caught up in strange events surrounding the unearthing of an ancient church.
Website: none yet

THE GRAVEDANCERS (to be announced)
Director: Mike Mendez
Stars: Dominic Purcell, Josie Maran, Clare Kramer, Tcheky Karyo
Three friends desecrate three graves and find themselves on the run from three very angry ghosts.
Website: none yet

*NEW DATE* GRIND HOUSE (Dimension)
Directors: Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez
Stars: none yet
A pair of one-hour horror movies separated by original trailers and short material in the grindhouse double-feature tradition.
Website: none yet

*NEW DATE* HARD CANDY (Lions Gate)
Director: David Slade
Stars: Patrick Wilson, Ellen Page, Sandra Oh, Jennifer Holmes
A man in his 30s brings home a teenaged girl he has met on the Internet, but she violently turns the tables on him.
Website:
www.hardcandymovie.com

HATCHET (to be announced)
Director: Adam Green
Stars: Joel Moore, Tamara Feldman, Deon Richmond, Mercedes McNab, Kane Hodder, Robert Englund, Tony Todd
A haunted swamp tour in New Orleans turns deadly when the participants are stalked by a murderous monster.
Website:
www.hatchetmovie.com

HEADSPACE (to be announced)
Director: Andrew van den Houten
Stars: Christopher Denham, William Atherton, Olivia Hussey, Udo Kier, Dee Wallace Stone
A young man's intellect begins to mysteriously expand, leading to waking nightmares and real-life murders.
Website:
www.headspacethemovie.com

THE HITCHER (Rogue Pictures)
Director: Dave Meyers
Stars: to be announced
Remake of the 1986 film in which a young man picks up an evil hitchhiker who frames him for a series of brutal murders.
Website: none yet

HOME SICK (Anchor Bay)
Director: Adam Wingard
Stars: Lindley Evans, Bill Moseley, Tiffany Shepis, Forrest Pitts, Will Akers
A young girl returns to her home town to confront her past, only to see her party crashed by a murderous motivational speaker.
Website:
www.sonicmonkeyfilms.com

HOSTEL (Screen Gems)
Director: Eli Roth
Stars: Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, Barbora Nedeljakova, Jan Vlasak, Jennifer Lim
A young man on vacation overseas encounters grotesque horrors.
Website: none yet

*NEW ENTRY* THE INVISIBLE (New Line)
Director: David S. Goyer
Stars: Justin Chatwin, Margarita Levieva, Chris Marquette
The spirit of a young man trapped in limbo must find his body with the help of the only person who can see him, a neglected teenaged girl.
Website: none yet

THE LAST WINTER (to be announced)
Director: Larry Fessenden
Stars: Ron Perlman, James LeGros, Connie Britton, Kevin Corrigan, Jamie Harrold
An advance team working for an oil company fall victim to madness and death in the wilds of North Alaska.
Website:
www.glasseyepix.com/html/lastwin.html

THE LEGEND OF LUCY KEYES (to be announced)
Director: John Stimpson
Stars: Julie Delpy, Justin Theroux, Brooke Adams, Mark Boone Junior, Cassidy Hinkle
A family moves into a New England home haunted by the disappearance of a young girl 250 years before.
Website:
www.lucykeyes.com

LIVE FEED (to be announced)
Director: Ryan Nicholson
Stars: Kevan Ohtsji, Taayla Markell, Stephen Chang
Young tourists in a foreign country wind up experiencing a vacation in hell.
Website:
www.plotdigger.com

THE LOST (to be announced)
Director: Chris Sivertson
Stars: Marc Senter, Shay Astar, Robin Sydney, Justin Stone, Ruby La Rocca, Erin Brown
From Jack Ketchum's novel: A cocky young man who got away with murder four years ago is pushed over the edge and goes on a new rampage.
Website: none yet

MORTUARY (to be announced)
Director: Tobe Hooper
Stars: Denise Crosby, Daniel Byrd, Courtney Peldon, Alexandra Adi, Bug Hall
A family takes over the running of an old mortuary, unaware at first of the ancient evil residing in the nearby cemetery.
Website:
www.mortuarythemovie.com

THE ORDEAL (Palm Pictures; limited release)
Director: Fabrice Du Welz
Stars: Laurent Lucas, Jackie Berroyer, Philippe Nahon, Jean-Luc Couchard, Brigitte Lahaie
A.k.a. CALVAIRE: A singer whose van breaks down in the middle of nowhere is terrorized by a group of brutal locals.
Website: none yet

PERFECT CREATURE (20th Century Fox)
Director: Glenn Standring
Stars: Dougray Scott, Saffron Burrows, Leo Gregory, Stuart Wilson, Scott Wills
A human cop and a vampire cop team up to stop another bloodsucker seeking to foment a war between their races.
Website: none yet

*NEW ENTRY* THE PLAGUE (to be announced)
Director: Hal Masonberg
Stars: James Van Der Beek, Ivana Milicevic, Brad Hunt, Dee Wallace Stone
Ten years after the world's children all slipped into comas due to a strange disease, they reawaken with a murderous bent.
Website: none yet

*CAST ADDED* THE REAPING (Warner Bros.)
Director: Stephen Hopkins
Stars: Hilary Swank, William Ragsdale, Idris Elba, David Morrissey, Annasophia Robb
A woman who specializes in debunking "miracles" and similar phenomena is called to a small town that seems to be suffering the Biblical 10 plagues.
Website: none yet

REEKER (to be announced)
Director: Dave Payne
Stars: Devon Gummersall, Derek Richardson, Tina Illman, Scott Whyte, Arielle Kebbel
A group of friends stranded at a desert motel/restaurant are attacked by a creature that is heralded by the stench of death.
Website:
www.reekermovie.com

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: NECROPOLIS (Freestyle Releasing; limited)
Director: Ellory Elkayem
Stars: Peter Coyote, Aimee-Lynn Chadwick, Cory Hardrict, John Keefe, Jana Kramer
A group of teenagers run afoul of the military's plan to use the undead as weapons.
Website:
www.returnofthelivingdead4and5.com

RETURN TO SLEEPAWAY CAMP (to be announced)
Director: Robert Hiltzik
Stars: Vincent Pastore, Jonathan Tierston, Paul DeAngelo, Isaac Hayes, Adam Wylie
Two decades later, the camp is plagued by more killings, and a camper-turned-counselor is convinced the murderous Angela has returned.
Website:
www.sleepawaycampmovies.com

RISE (to be announced)
Director: Sebastian Gutierrez
Stars: Lucy Liu, Michael Chiklis, Carla Gugino, James D'Arcy, Mako, Marilyn Manson
A reporter wakes up dead in a morgue and vows revenge against the vampires who put her there.
Website: none yet

RITUAL (Dimension)
Director: Avi Nesher
Stars: Jennifer Grey, Angie Fielder, Craig Sheffer, Daniel Lapaine, Tim Curry
A doctor visiting Jamaica discovers that a series of local murders are the result of voodoo practices.
Website: none yet

*NEW ENTRY* ROGUE (Dimension)
Director: Greg McLean
Stars: to be announced
An American travel writer and others on a tour through the wilds of Australia are terrorized by a gigantic crocodile.
Website: none yet

ROMAN (to be announced)
Director: Angela Bettis
Stars: Lucky McKee, Kristen Bell, Jennifer Carpenter
A sort of reverse of the McKee-directed, Bettis-starring MAY in which a sociopathic guy's obsession with a young woman goes horribly wrong.
Website: none yet

SATAN’S PLAYGROUND (Anchor Bay)
Director: Dante Tomaselli
Stars: Felissa Rose, Ellen Sandweiss, Edwin Neal, Irma St. Paule, Danny Lopes
A family gets lost in the Pine Barrens and is victimized by the crazy inhabitants of an isolated house.
Website:
www.satansplaygroundthemovie.com

*CAST ADDED* SEE NO EVIL (Lions Gate)
Director: Gregory Dark
Stars: Kane, Steven Vidler, Glen Jacobs, Michael J. Pagan, Samantha Noble, Christina Vidal and Craig Horner
A.k.a. GOODNIGHT and EYE SCREAM MAN: A group of youths from a juvenile detention facility assigned to renovate an old hotel are murdered one by one by a maniac lurking there.
Website: none yet

SHADOW: DEAD RIOT (Fever Dreams)
Director: Derek Wan
Stars: Tony Todd, Carla Greene, Nina Hodoruk, Andrea Langi, Tatiana Butler, Ruby LaRocca
The spirit of a supernatural killer reawakens and raises an army of zombies at the prison where he was executed 20 years before.
Website:
www.deadriot.com

*NEW ENTRY* SISTERS (to be announced)
Director: Douglas Buck
Stars: Asia Argento, David Cronenberg
Remake of the Brian De Palma chiller about a reporter who discovers that one of two separated Siamese twins is a homicidal maniac.
Website: none yet

*CAST ADDED* SKINWALKERS (Lions Gate)
Director: Jim Isaac
Stars: Jason Behr, Natassia Malthe, Shawn Roberts, Elias Koteas, Sarah Carter, Rhona Mitra, Kim Coates
A 12-year-old boy finds himself caught in the middle of a battle between opposing werewolf clans.
Website: none yet

SOLACE (New Line)
Director: Shekhar Kapur
Stars: Bruce Willis
A psychic brought in to track down a serial killer discovers that his quarry also possesses extrasensory abilities.
Website: none yet

STAY ALIVE (to be announced)
Director: Brent Bell
Stars: Frankie Muniz, Jon Foster, Samaire Armstrong, Steve Zahn
A group of friends who play an on-line horror game discover that its villain is manifesting—and killing—in the real world.
Website: none yet

THE STORYTELLER (to be announced)
Director: Andrew Getty
Stars: Michael Berryman, Frederick Koehler, Dina Meyer, Sean Patrick Flanery
A young man’s sleep is haunted by a horrific figure called The Cadaver, who compels him to deadly acts.
Website: none yet

TAMARA (Lions Gate)
Director: Jeremy Haft
Stars: Jenna Dewan, Chad Faust, Katie Stuart, Matthew Marsden, Gil Hacohen
An abused high-school outcast dies in a prank gone wrong and returns from the dead as a seductive, avenging vixen.
Website: none yet

2001 MANIACS (Lions Gate)
Director: Tim Sullivan
Stars: Robert Englund, Lin Shaye, Giuseppe Andrews, Jay Gillespie, Marla Malcolm
A group of young people on a road trip find themselves in an old-fashioned Southern town whose residents are insane killers.
Website: none yet

UNTITLED SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR FILM (Rogue Pictures)
Director: Asif Kapadia
Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Peter O'Brien, Sam Shepard
Formerly REVOLVER: A woman experiences vivid nightmares that lead her to investigate the murder of another woman 25 years in the past.
Website: none yet

WHISPER (Universal)
Director: Stewart Hendler
Stars: Josh Holloway, Sarah Wayne Callies, Dulé Hill
A group of kidnappers get more than they bargained for when the boy they abduct turns out to be evil.
Website: none yet

THE WICKER MAN (to be announced)
Director: Neil LaBute
Stars: Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Leelee Sobieski, Frances Conroy, Molly Parker, Kate Beahan
Remake of Robin Hardy's classic about a policeman investigating the disappearance of a young girl and getting caught up in a pagan cult.
Website: none yet

WILD COUNTRY (to be announced)
Director: Craig Strachan
Stars: Peter Capaldi, Martin Compston, Samantha Shields, Nicola Muldoon, Kevin and Jamie Quinn, Alan McHugh
Five teenaged hikers are stalked and slaughtered by a werewolf on the Scottish highlands.
Website: none yet

THE WOODS (Screen Gems)
Director: Lucky McKee
Stars: Agnes Bruckner, Patricia Clarkson, Bruce Campbell, Gordon Currie, Rachel Nichols
A new student at a remote girls’ school discovers the frightening secret behind her classmates’ disappearances.
Website:
www.mgm.com/ua/thewoods

Sunday, October 02, 2005 

Current mood:  amused
"I be thinkin that Ebonics be stupid" -Spike Lee Subject:Joke: Ebonics Homework Leroy is 18 and in the 8th grade. Homework is hard for him. One day, Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following vocabulary words in a sentence. Here's what he wrote. (Ebonic style) 1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody. 2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both. 3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house. 4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE. 5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB. 6. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS. 7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL. 8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE. 9. TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no TRIPOLI. 10. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again. 11. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM. 12. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe. 13. HORDE - My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school. 14. INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife. 15. HONOR - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first? 16. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY. 2.In the past, our ATM machines have had 2 choices on them. English, or Espanol. Now, they look like this: Enter Language Preference: 1. English 2. Espanol 3. Mo Money 3.ARTERY........................... The study of painings BARIUM........................... What you do when CPR fails CESAREAN SECTION....... A district in Rome COLIC.............................. A sheep dog DILATE............................ To live longer FESTER.......................... Quicker G.I. SERIES.................... Baseball game between teams of soldires HANGNAIL...................... A coat hook MORBID.......................... A higher offer NITRATE......................... Higher than day rate NODE............................. Was aware of ORGANIC........................ Musical OUTPATIENT................... A person who has fainted POST-OPERATIVE............ A letter carrier PROTEIN.......................... In favor of young people SECRETION..................... Hiding anything SEROLOGY...................... A study of English knighthood TABLET............................. A small table TUMOR............................. An extra pair URINE.............................. Opposite of you're out VARICOSE VEINS............ Veins which are very close together 4.EBONICS PART 2 Now that you learned how Leroy applies the English language to everyday conversation, I've now prepared a reference to interpret Leroy's typical idioms. A few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar... "Damn - that s**t is DOPE!" ~~~~~ That is a wonderful concept/object/action. "I can't FADE that!" ~~~~~ I am unable to handle this at this time. "Shante ain't HAVIN' it!" ~~~~~ This is not something that Shante will allow to occur. "Homey- Boo was dropping PHAT beats." ~~~~~ Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music. "YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!" ~~~~~ Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette? "JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!" ~~~~~ I had in my possession of a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity. "What's up? Why you ALL UP IN my s**t!?!" ~~~~~ Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs. "She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!" ~~~~~ The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existant at this time. "Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOOOOVE!" ~~~~~ Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the marital status of the female, with the intention of asking her on a date. "STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A** with my NEENER..." ~~~~~ It would be beneficial to your physical state to leave this area, as I will soon be encouraged by your disrespect towards me to shoot bullets into your fanny with my 9mm handgun. "Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN'!?!" ~~~~~ Why are the police officers always worried? "Friday night- COLD CHILLIN' with a 40 and a BLUNT." ~~~~~ It is Friday evening, and I am leisurely enjoying a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette. 5.Ebonics beauty pageant The first Ebonics Beauty Pageant was to be held in Oakland on Valentine's Day but it had to be cancelled. The committee could only get 49 states to send representatives because no one wanted to say in public "IDAHO". "I be thinkin that Ebonics be stupid" -Spike Lee 6.A Prayer??? English: Our Father, who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name Thy Kingdom come Thy will be done On earth as it is in heaven Give us this day our daily bread And forgive us our trespasses As we forgive those who trespass against us And lead us not into temptation But deliver us from evil For thine is the Kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever. Amen Ebonics: Yo, Big Daddy upstairs You be chillin So be yo hood You be sayin' it, I be doin' it In this here hood and yo's Gimme some eats And cut me some slack, Blood Sos I be doin' it to dem dat diss me don't be pushing me into no jive and keep dem Crips away 'Cause you always be da Man Aaa-men 7.Ebonics MidTerm Algebra I Mid Term Exam ...........Ebonics Version Directions: -Make sho yo be putting yo name on the upper right hand comer. -Don't be axing no dumbass questions and keep yo shifty mothafuckin eyes on yo own sorryass papers. Number I.(25%) Elon and Tyrell bot want to meet fo lunch. Elon's home be 5 mile north of Tyrell. If Elon leave at 10:30 bookin bout 3 mile per hour while Tyrell, who have one coolass bike, ain't not departin till I 1:00 zoomin bout 20 mile per hour, what time be Elon axing Tyrell for a bite of fiied chicken? Number 2.(25%) Yolanda, she be 11 year older than her daughter Carinda. Carinda have a bitch Carmel who haf her age. In how many years be Carmel haf as old as that uglyass ho Yolanda? Number 3.(40%) If Leroy axes Marvin fo 10 gram of 60% coke an Marvin ain't not got nothing but 8 gram of 80% and some ol 20% shit, how much of the cheap stuff be Marvin mixing up so Leroy can go off the hizzie? Number 4.(10%) Lenwood and Keshawn jus lifted one gross of basketballs offa Kmart. If studly Lenwood can dunk fo mo balls per minute than Keshawn, how long be these bros slammin and jammin fo they be needin suh mo balls to play wif? Extra Credit: Which number, A or B be bigger? Make sho you shows all yo work. A. The total number of hos Wilt Chamberlain and B.B. King be sleeping wif. B. The number of yard OJ done ran fo in his best season timeses the number a cuts he be putting in that nogood honkey bitch Nicole afta catchin her wif a guy what ain't got no goddam mothafuckin rights be ridin roun wif OJs car. 8.What did you say.? A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorts the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public. That's disgusting!" "Hey, coola down lady," the man replies, "I'mma just tella my friend how to spell Mississippi." 9.No doubt some Bible societies will feel compelled to publish a new translation of the Holy Scriptures in the newly discovered language of Ebonics. Here is a head start for them: EBONICS ENGLISH Big Daddy's Rap The Lord's Prayer Yo, Big Daddy upstairs Our Father, who art in heaven You be chillin' Hallowed be thy name So be yo hood Thy kingdom come You be sayin it, I be doin it Thy will be done In this here hood and yos On Earth as it is in Heaven Gimme some eats Give us this day our daily bread And cut me some slack, Blood And forgive us our trespasses Sos I be doin it to dem dat dis me As we forgive those who trespass against us Don't be pushin me into no jive And lead us not into temptation And keep dem Crips away But deliver us from evil Cuz you always be da man For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power and the glory forever and ever Aaa-men Amen 10.Hooked on Ebonics Now people who have had the luxury of learning from the Hooked on Phonics tapes can look foward to the all new Hooked on Ebonics series. As you all know, the Hooked on Phonics tapes taught us sentence structure like. "That dog is running across the street fast" But now that we have mastered that form of language, we can begin to start our Hooked on Ebonics series. This series will teach us new and improved sentence structure like... "Dat mutt be runnin' cross da steet ly a ma-fa" This new series will ultimately teach you how to relate to others in a new language. In other words, it will be teaching you how to properly structure words and spell them in a way that saves time. In short it is a revision of how you USED to talk before you got suckered into purchasing the Hooked on Phonics tapes. These tapes will be available only after you purchase the Hooked on Phonics tapes. Finally, this new series will not only teach people a new way of communicating, but it will allow people to choose how they wish to communcate. Or in Ebonics terms... Dis new stuff be show'n fowks how to be speek'n to dey own peepole 'nd't be show'n peepole dat dey can choos how to be speek'n to eech uder. Leroy is a 20 year old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment after completing the Hooked on Ebonics series. He successfully used each vocabulary word in a sentence. (I think these are new ones......) 1. Acoustic - When I was little my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall. 2. Iraq - When we get to da pool hall I tol my uncle iraq you break. 3. Odyssey - I tol my brother you odyssey da buty on that hoe. 4. Sodomy - When I go out at night, I like to have one bitch on one sodomy and another bitcho n de other sodomy. 5. Decide - My favorite girls are Waanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide. 6. Afford - I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but had to settle for afford. 7. Subpoena - I went to the john at the concert, but the lines were long and I hadda go bad, so da man sez subpoena sink. 8. Manual - I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messin with dat hoe. 9. Mister - My girlfrin went on vacation and I really mister. 10. Cadaver - I told my buddy Tyrone I liked his sister and wanted to see her and he said I cadaver. 11. Paramour - I was playing cards with my buddy Antonio and I said 'Wadda you got?' He said 'I got an ace high and you're gonna need a paramour to beat me. 12. Polyp - On my way home from the Pistons game the other night, I was involved in a fi car polyp. 13. Urinal - After the police broke down my door last night, they said, 'Darnett, urinal lot a trouble.' T h e . e n d .
Thursday, September 29, 2005 

Category: Romance and Relationships

hey my rent freaks!!!! those of you who are coming on NOVEMBER 23RD to see RENT and you wanna know the words to all the songs??? here they are:

We begin on Christmas Eve with me,
Mark, and my roommate, Roger.
We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th street and
Avenue B, the top floor of what was once a music publishing factory.
Old rock 'n' roll posters hang on the walls.
They have Roger's picture advertising gigs
at CBGB's and the Pyramid Club. We have an
illegal wood burning stove; its exhaust pipe crawls
up to a skylight.
All of our electrical appliances are plugged into one thick extension
cord which snakes its way out a window. Outside, a small tent city
has sprung up in the lot next to our building.
Inside, we are freezing because we have no heat.

[He turns the camera to ROGER]

Smile!

- Tune Up #1 Lyrics


[MARK]

December 24th, Nine PM
Eastern Standard Time
From here on in
I shoot without a script
See if anything comes of it
Instead of my old shit
First shot -- Roger
Tuning the Fender guitar
He hasn't played in a year

[ROGER]

This won't tune

[MARK]

So we hear
He's just coming back
From half a year of withdrawal

[ROGER]

Are you talking to me?

[MARK]

Not at all
Are you ready? Hold that focus -- steady
Tell the folks at home what you're doing Roger ...

[ROGER]

I'm writing one great song --

[MARK]

The phone rings.

[ROGER]

Saved!

[MARK]

We screen
Zoom in on the answering machine!

[An actor places a telephone on a chair and we see]
[MARK'S MOM in a special light.]

- Voice Mail #1 Lyrics


[ROGER AND MARK'S OUTGOING MESSAGE]

"Speak" ... ("Beeeep!")

[MOM]

That was a very loud beep
I don't even know if this is working
Mark -- Mark -- are you there
Are you screening your calls --
It's mom
We wanted to call and say we love you
And we'll miss you tomorrow
Cindy and the kids are here -- send their love
Oh, I hope you like the hot plate
Just don't leave it on, dear
When you leave the house
Oh, and Mark
We're sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you
I say c'est la vie
So let her be a lesbian...
There are other fishies in the sea
... Love Mom!

[Lights fade on MOM and answering machine.]

- Tune Up #2 Lyrics


[MARK]

Tell the folks at home what you're doing Roger

[ROGER]

I'm writing one great song --

[MARK]

The phone rings.

[ROGER]

Yesss!
[MARK]

We screen.

[ROGER AND MARK'S ANSWERING MACHINE]

"Speak" ... ("Beeeep!")

[Lights fade up on the street: the front-door area of]
[MARK and ROGER's building. Nearby is a battered public pay phone.]
[TOM COLLINS stands at the phone.]

[COLLINS]

"Chestnuts roasting ---"

[ROGER AND MARK]

[as MARK picks up the phone]
Collins!

[COLLINS]

I'm downstairs

[MARK]

Hey!

[COLLINS]

Roger picked up the phone??

[MARK]

No, it's me.

[COLLINS]

Throw down the key.

[MARK pulls out a small leather pouch and drops it off]
[the apron downstage center as if from a window; a weighted leather]
[pouch plops down from "upstairs." COLLINS catches it.]

[MARK]

A wild night is now pre-ordained

[Two THUGS appear from above, with clubs. They are obviously close]
[to attacking COLLINS, who says back into the phone...]

[COLLINS]

I may be detained.

[THUGS mime beating and kicking COLLINS,]
[who falls to the ground as lights on him fade.]

[MARK]

What does he mean...?
[Phone rings again]
What do you mean "detained"?

[Lights come up on BENNY, who's on a cellular phone.]

[BENNY]

Ho ho ho.

[MARK AND ROGER]

Benny! Shit.

[BENNY]

Dudes, I'm on my way

[MARK AND ROGER]

Great! Fuck.

[BENNY]

I need the rent

[MARK]

What rent?

[BENNY]

This past year's rent which I let slide

[MARK]

Let slide? You said we were 'golden'

[ROGER]

When you bought the building

[MARK]

When we were roommates

[ROGER]

Remember -- you lived here!?

[BENNY]

How could I forget?
You, me, Collins and Maureen
How is the drama queen?

[MARK]

She's performing tonight

[BENNY]

I know.
Still her production manager?

[MARK]

Two days ago I was bumped

[BENNY]

You still dating her?

[MARK]

Last month I was dumped

[ROGER]

She's in love

[BENNY]

She's got a new man?

[MARK]

Well -- no

[BENNY]

What's his name?

[BOTH]

Joanne

[BENNY]

Rent, my amigos, is due
Or I will have to evict you
Be there in a few

[ROGER defiantly picks out Musetta's theme from]
[Puccini's La Boheme on the electric guitar. The fuse blows on the amp.]

[MARK]

The power blows ...

Rent Lyrics

[The COMPANY bursts into a flurry of movement.]
[Then everyone except MARK and ROGER freezes in a group upstage.]

[MARK]

How do you document real life
When real life is getting more
Like fiction each day
Headlines -- bread-lines
Blow my mind
And now this deadline
"Eviction -- or pay"
Rent!

[ROGER]

How do you write a song
When the chords sound wrong
Though they once sounded right and rare
When the notes are sour
Where is the power
You once had to ignite the air

[MARK]

And we're hungry and frozen

[ROGER]

Some life that we've chosen

[TOGETHER]

How we gonna pay
How we gonna pay
How we gonna pay
Last year's rent

[MARK]

We light candles

[ROGER]

How do you start a fire
When there's nothing to burn
And it feels like something's stuck in your flue

[MARK]

How can you generate heat
When you can't feel your feet

[BOTH]

And they're turning blue!

[MARK]

You light up a mean blaze

[ROGER grabs one of his own posters.]

[ROGER]

With posters --

[MARK grabs old manuscripts.]

[MARK]

And screenplays

[ROGER AND MARK]

How we gonna pay
How we gonna pay
How we gonna pay
Last year's rent

[Lights go down on the loft and go up on JOANNE JEFFERSON,]
[who's at the pay phone.]

[JOANNE]

[On phone]
Don't screen, Maureen
It's me -- Joanne
Your substitute production manager
Hey hey hey! (Did you eat?)
Don't change the subject Maureen
But darling -- you haven't eaten all day
You won't throw up
You won't throw up
The digital delay ---
Didn't blow up (exactly)
There may have been one teeny tiny spark
You're not calling Mark

[COLLINS]

How do you stay on your feet
When on every street
It's 'trick or treat'
(And tonight it's 'trick')
'Welcome back to town'
Oh, I should lie down
Everything's brown
And uh -- oh
I feel sick

[MARK]

[At the window]
Where is he?

[COLLINS]

Getting dizzy
[He collapses.]

[MARK AND ROGER]

How we gonna pay
How we gonna pay
How we gonna pay
Last year's rent

[MARK and ROGER stoke the fire. Crosscut to BENNY's Range Rover.]

BENNY

[On cellular phone]
Alison baby -- you sound sad
I don't believe those two after everything I've done
Ever since our wedding I'm dirt -- They'll see
I can help them all out in the long run

[Three locales: JOANNE at the pay phone,]
[MARK and ROGER in their loft, and COLLINS on the ground.]
[The following is sung simultaneously.]

[BENNY]

Forces are gathering
Forces are gathering
Can't turn away
Forces are gathering

[COLLINS]

Ughhhhh--
Ughhhhh--
Ughhhhh-- I can't think
Ughhhhh--
Ughhhhh--
Ughhhhh-- I need a drink

[MARK (reading from a script page)]

"The music ignites the night with passionate fire"

[JOANNE]

Maureen -- I'm not a theatre person

[ROGER]

"The narration crackles and pops with incendiary wit"

[JOANNE]

Could never be a theatre person

[MARK]

Zoom in as they burn the past to the ground

[JOANNE (realizing she's been cut off)]

Hello?

[MARK AND ROGER]

And feel the heat of the future's glow

[JOANNE]

Hello?

[The phone rings in the loft. MARK picks it up.]

[MARK]

[On phone]
Hello? Maureen?
--Your equipment won't work?
Okay, all right, I'll go!

[MARK AND HALF OF COMPANY]

How do you leave the past behind
When it keeps finding ways to get to your heart
It reaches way down deep and tears you inside out
Till you're torn apart
Rent!

[ROGER AND OTHER HALF OF COMPANY]

How can you connect in an age
Where strangers, landlords, lovers
Your own blood cells betray

[ALL]

What binds the fabric together
When the raging, shifting winds of change
Keep ripping away

[BENNY]

Draw a line in the sand
And then make a stand

[ROGER]

Use your camera to spar

[MARK]

Use your guitar

[ALL]

When they act tough - you call their bluff

[MARK AND ROGER]

We're not gonna pay

[MARK AND ROGER WITH HALF OF COMPANY]

We're not gonna pay

[MARK AND ROGER WITH OTHER HALF OF COMPANY]

We're not gonna pay

[ALL]

Last year's rent
This year's rent
Next year's rent
Rent rent rent rent rent
We're not gonna pay rent

[ROGER AND MARK]

'Cause everything is rent

You Okay Honey? (the Street) Lyrics


[A HOMELESS MAN]

Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Somewhere else!
Not here

[The HOMELESS MAN exits. ANGEL gets a good beat going on the tub,]
[but is interrupted by a moan. He starts to drum again and sees]
[COLLINS limp to downstage-left proscenium.]

[ANGEL]

You okay honey?

[COLLINS]

I'm afraid so

[ANGEL]

They get any money?

[COLLINS]

No
Had none to get --
But they purloined my coat --
Well you missed a sleeve! -- Thanks

[ANGEL]

Hell, it's Christmas Eve
I'm Angel

[COLLINS]

Angel..? Indeed
An angel of the first degree
Friends call me Collins -- Tom Collins
Nice tree ...

[ANGEL]

Let's get a band-aid for your knee
I'll change, there's a "Life Support" meeting at nine-thirty
Yes -- this body provides a comfortable home
For the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

[COLLINS]

As does mine

[ANGEL]

We'll get along fine
Get you a coat, have a bite
Make a night -- I'm flush

[COLLINS]

My friends are waiting --

[ANGEL]

You're cute when you blush
The more the merri -- ho ho ho
And I do not take no

[ANGEL and COLLINS walk off stage right.]

Tune Up #3 (the Loft) Lyrics


[Lights come up on loft.]

[ROGER]

Where are you going?

[MARK]

Maureen calls...

[ROGER]

You're such a sucker!

[MARK]

I don't suppose you'd like to see her show in the lot tonight?
[ROGER shrugs.]
Or come to dinner?

[ROGER]

Zoom in on my empty wallet.

[MARK]

Touche. Take your AZT.
Close on Roger
His girlfriend April
Left a note saying "We've got AIDS"
Before slitting her wrists in the bathroom
I'll check up on you later. Change your mind.
You have to get out of the house.
(He exits.)

[ROGER]

I'm writing one great song before I...

One Song Glory Lyrics

[ROGER]

One song
Glory
One song
Before I go
Glory
One song to leave behind
Find one song
One last refrain
Glory
From the pretty boy from Maine
Who wasted opportunities
One song
He had the world at his feet
Glory
In the eyes of a young girl
A young girl
Find glory
Beyond the cheap colored lights
One song
Before the sun sets
Glory -- on another empty life
Time flies -- time dies
Glory -- One blaze of glory
One blaze of glory -- glory
Find
Glory
In a song that rings true
Truth like a blazing fire
An eternal flame
Find
One song
A song about love
Glory
From the soul of a young man
A young man
Find
The one song
Before the virus takes hold
Glory
Like a sunset
One song
To redeem this empty life
Time flies
And then - no need to endure anymore
Time dies
[ROGER is interrupted by a sharp knock on the door.]
[It is MIMI MARQUEZ, a beautiful stranger from downstairs.]

The door

Light My Candle Lyrics

[ROGER]

What'd you forget?

[MIMI enters, holding a candle and looking for a match;]
[her electricity is down, too.]

[MIMI]

Got a light?

[ROGER]

I know you? -- You're --
You're shivering

[MIMI]

It's nothing
They turned off my heat
And I'm just a little
Weak on my feet
Would you light my candle?
What are you staring at?

[ROGER]

Nothing
Your hair in the moonlight
You look familiar
[He lights her candle. MIMI starts to leave, but stumbles.]
Can you make it?

[MIMI]

Just haven't eaten much today
At least the room stopped spinning.
Anyway. What?

[ROGER]

Nothing
Your smile reminded me of --

[MIMI]

I always remind people of -- who is she?

[ROGER]

She died. Her name was April

[MIMI discreetly blows out the candle.]

[MIMI]

It's out again
Sorry about your friend
Would you light my candle?

[ROGER lights the candle. They linger, awkwardly.]

[ROGER]

Well --

[MIMI]

Yeah. Ow!

[ROGER]

Oh, the wax -- it's --

[MIMI]

Dripping! I like it -- between my --

[ROGER]

Fingers. I figured...
Oh, well. Goodnight.

[MIMI exits. ROGER heads back toward his guitar on the table.]
[There is another knock, which he answers.]

It blew out again?

[MIMI]

No -- I think that I dropped my stash

[ROGER]

I know I've seen you out and about
When I used to go out
Your candle's out

[MIMI]

I'm illin' --
I had it when I walked in the door
It was pure --
Is it on the floor?

[ROGER]

The floor?

[MIMI gets down on all fours and starts searching]
[the floor for her stash. She lookss back at ROGER,]
[who is staring at her again.]

[MIMI]

They say I have the best ass below 14th street
Is it true?

[ROGER]

What?

[MIMI]

You're staring again.

[ROGER]

Oh no.
I mean you do -- have a nice --
I mean -- You look familiar

[MIMI]

Like your dead girlfriend?

[ROGER]

Only when you smile.
But I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else --

[MIMI]

Do you go to the Cat Scratch Club?
That's where I work - I dance - help me look

[ROGER]

Yes!
They used to tie you up --

[MIMI]

It's a living

[MIMI douses the flame again.]

[ROGER]

I didn't recognize you
Without the handcuffs

[MIMI]

We could light the candle
Oh won't you light the candle?

[ROGER lights it again.]

[ROGER]

Why don't you forget that stuff
You look like you're sixteen

[MIMI]

I'm nineteen -- but I'm old for my age
I'm just born to be bad

[ROGER]

I once was born to be bad
I used to shiver like that

[MIMI]

I have no heat -- I told you

[ROGER]

I used to sweat

[MIMI]

I got a cold

[ROGER]

Uh huh
I used to be a junkie

[MIMI]

But now and then I like to --

[ROGER]

Uh huh

[MIMI]

Feel good

[ROGER]

Here it -- um --

[ROGER stoops and picks up a small object: MIMI's stash.]

[MIMI]

What's that?

[ROGER]

It's a candy bar wrapper

[ROGER puts it behind his back and into his pocket.]

[MIMI]

We could light the candle

[ROGER discreetly blows out the candle.]

[MIMI]

What'd you do with my candle?

[ROGER]

That was my last match

[MIMI]

Our eyes'll adjust, thank God for the moon

[ROGER]

Maybe it's not the moon at all
I hear Spike Lee's shooting down the street

[MIMI]

Bah humbug ... Bah humbug

[MIMI places her hand under his, pretending to do it by accident.]

[ROGER]

Cold hands

[MIMI]

Yours too.
Big. Like my father's
You wanna dance?

[ROGER]

With you?

[MIMI]

No -- with my father

[ROGER]

I'm Roger

[MIMI]

They call me
They call me Mimi

[They come extremely close to a kiss.]
[MIMI reaches into his pocket, nabs the stash,]
[waves it in front of his face, and makes a sexy exit.]

Voice Mail #2 Lyrics


[JOANNE's loft. In blackout another phone rings.]
[We see MAUREEN in silhouette.]

[MAUREEN]

Hi. You've reached Maureen and Joanne.
Leave a message and don't forget "Over the Moon" --
My performance, protesting the eviction of the Homeless
(and artists)from the Eleventh Street Lot.
Tonight at midnight in the lot between A and B.
Party at Life Cafe to follow (BEEP)

[MR. JEFFERSON]

Well, Joanne -- We're off
I tried you at the office
And they said you're stage managing or something

[MRS. JEFFERSON]

Remind her that those unwed mothers in Harlem
Need her legal help too

[MR. JEFFERSON]

Call Daisy for our itinerary or Alfred at Pound Ridge
Or Eileen at the state department in a pinch
We'll be at the spa for new year's
Unless the senator changes his mind

[MRS. JEFFERSON]

The hearings

[MR. JEFFERSON]

Oh yes -- Kitten
Mummy's confirmation hearing begins on the tenth
We'll need you -- alone -- by the sixth

[MRS. JEFFERSON]

Harold!

[MR. JEFFERSON]

You hear that?
It's three weeks away
And she's already nervous

[MRS. JEFFERSON]

I am not!

[MR. JEFFERSON]

For Mummy's sake, Kitten
No Doc Martens this time and wear a dress ...
Oh, and Kitten -- have a merry

[MRS. JEFFERSON]

And a bra!!

Today 4 U (the Loft) Lyrics


[MARK and ROGER's loft]

[MARK]

Enter Tom Collins, computer genius, teacher, vagabond anarchist,
who ran naked through the Parthenon

[COLLINS carries ANGEL's pickle tub, now filled with provisions.]

[MARK AND COLLINS]

Bustelo -- Marlboro
Banana by the bunch
A box of Captain Crunch will taste so good

[COLLINS]

And firewood

[MARK]

Look -- it's Santa Claus

[COLLINS]

Hold your applause

[ROGER]

Oh hi

[COLLINS]

'Oh hi' after seven months?

[ROGER]

Sorry

[COLLINS]

This boy could use some Stoli

[COLLINS, MARK AND ROGER]

Oh holy night

[ROGER]

You struck gold at MIT?

[COLLINS]

They expelled me for my theory of Actual Reality
Which I'll soon impart
To the couch potatoes at New York University
Still haven't left the house?

[ROGER]

I was waiting for you, don't you know?

[COLLINS]

Well, tonight's the night
Come to the Life Cafe after Maureen's show

[ROGER]

No flow

[COLLINS]

Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Eve
Whose charity is only matched by talent, I believe
A new member of the Alphabet City avant-garde
Angel Dumott Schunard!

[ANGEL sashays in. He's gorgeously done up in Santa drag,]
[with a fan of twenty-dollar bills in each hand.]

[ANGEL]

Today for you -- tomorrow for me
Today for you -- tomorrow for me

[COLLINS]

And you should hear her beat!

[MARK]

You earned this on the street?

[ANGEL]

It was my lucky day today on Avenue A
When a lady in a limousine drove my way
She said, "Dahling -- be a dear -- haven't slept in a year
I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear"
"This Akita-Evita just won't shut up
I believe if you play non-stop that pup
Will breathe its very last high-strung breath
I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death"
Today for you -- tomorrow for me
Today for you -- tomorrow for me
We agreed on a fee -- A thousand dollar guarantee
Tax-free -- and a bonus if I trim her tree
Now who could foretell that it would go so well
But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell
After an hour -- Evita -- in all her glory
On the window ledge of that 23rd story
Like Thelma and Louise did when they got the blues
Swan dove into the courtyard of the Gracie Mews
Today for you -- tomorrow for me
Today for you -- tomorrow for me

[ANGEL does a fabulous drum and dance solo.]

Then back to the street where I met my sweet
Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete
The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome
And I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet
Sing it!
Today for you -- tomorrow for me
Today for you -- tomorrow for me
Today for you -- tomorrow for me
Today for you -- tomorrow for me

You'll See Lyrics


[BENNY enters.]

[BENNY]

Joy to the world--
Hey, you bum -- yeah, you, move over
Get your ass off that range rover

[MARK]

That attitude toward the homeless is just what
Maureen is protesting tonight.
[Holding camera up to BENNY]
Close up: Benjamin Coffin the third, our ex-roommate
who married Alison Grey, of the Westport Greys -- then bought
the building and the lot next door from his
father-in-law in hopes of starting a cyber-studio.

[BENNY]

Maureen is protesting
Losing her performance space
Not my attitude

[ROGER]

What happened to Benny
What happened to his heart
And the ideals he once pursued?

[BENNY]

The owner of that lot next door
Has a right to do with it as he pleases

[COLLINS]

Happy birthday, Jesus!

[BENNY]

The rent

[MARK]

You're wasting your time

[ROGER]

We're broke

[MARK]

And you broke your word -- this is absurd

[BENNY]

There is one way you won't have to pay

[ROGER]

I knew it!

[BENNY]

Next door, the home of Cyberarts, you see
And now that the block is re-zoned
Our dream can become a reality
You'll see boys
You'll see boys
A state of the art, digital, virtual interactive studio
I'll forego your rent and on paper guarantee
That you can stay here for free
If you do me one small favor

[MARK]

What?

[BENNY]

Convince Maureen to cancel her protest

[MARK]

Why not just get an injunction or call the cops

[BENNY]

I did, and they're on stand by
But my investors would rather
I handle this quietly

[ROGER]

You can't quietly wipe out an entire tent city
Then watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' on TV!

[BENNY]

You want to produce films and write songs?
You need somewhere to do it!
It's what we used to dream about
Think twice before you pooh-pooh it
You'll see boys
You'll see boys
You'll see -- the beauty of a studio
That lets us do our work and get paid
With condos on the top
Whose rent keeps open our shop
Just stop the protest
And you'll have it made
You'll see -- or you'll pack

[BENNY exits.]

[ANGEL]

That boy could use some prozac

[ROGER]

Or heavy drugs

[MARK]

Or group hugs

[COLLINS]

Which reminds me --
We have a detour to make tonight
Anyone who wants to can come along

[ANGEL]

Life support's a group for people coping with life
You don't have to stay too long

[MARK]

First I've got a protest to save

[ANGEL]

Roger?

[ROGER]

I'm not much company you'll find

[MARK]

Behave!

[ANGEL]

He'll catch up later -- He's just go other things on his mind
You'll see boys

[MARK AND COLLINS]

We'll see boys

[ROGER]

Let it be boys!

[COLLINS]

I like boys

[ANGEL]

Boys like me

[ALL]

We'll see.

Tango: Maureen Lyrics


[The lot. JOANNE is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time.]

[MARK]

And so into the abyss...The lot. Where a small stage is
partially set up.

[JOANNE]

[playing with some wires]
"Line in"...
I went to Harvard for this?

[MARK]

Close on Mark's nose dive.

[JOANNE]

"Line out"...

[MARK]

Will he get out of here alive...?

[JOANNE notices MARK approaching.]

[JOANNE]

Mark?

[MARK]

Hi.

[JOANNE]

I told her not to call you

[MARK]

That's Maureen
But can I help since I'm here

[JOANNE]

I hired an engineer ...

[MARK]

Great!
Well, nice to have met you

[JOANNE]

Wait!
She's three hours late
The samples won't delay
But the cable --

[MARK]

There's another way
Say something -- anything

[JOANNE (into the mike)]

Test -- one, two three --

[MARK]

Anything but that

[JOANNE]

This is weird

[MARK]

It's weird

[JOANNE]

Very weird

[MARK]

Fuckin' weird

[JOANNE]

I'm so mad
That I don't know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off
I'm with you

[MARK]

Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?

[JOANNE]

As a matter of fact --

[MARK]

Honey, I know this act
It's called the 'Tango Maureen'
The Tango Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling

[JOANNE]

You're wrong

[MARK]

Your heart she is mangling

[JOANNE]

It's different with me

[MARK]

And you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound

[JOANNE]

I think I know what you mean

[BOTH]

The Tango Maureen

[MARK]

Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you 'Pookie'

[JOANNE]

Never

[MARK]

Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?

[JOANNE]

This is spooky
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?

[MARK]

Every time -- so be cautious

[JOANNE]

Did she moon over other boys --?

[MARK]

More than moon --

[JOANNE]

I'm getting nauseous
[They begin to dance, with MARK leading.]

[MARK]

Where'd you learn to tango?

[JOANNE]

With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm
room at Miss Porter's. And you?

[MARK]

With Nanette Himmelfarb. The Rabbi's daughter at the
Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.

[They switch, and JOANNE leads.]

It's hard to do this backwards.

[JOANNE]

You should try it in heels!
She cheated

[MARK]

She cheated

[JOANNE]

Maureen cheated

[MARK]

Fuckin' cheated

[JOANNE]

I'm defeated
I should give up right now

[MARK]

Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might

[JOANNE]

I'd fall for her still anyhow

[BOTH]

When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance
Make you fall

[MARK]

So you think, 'Might as well'

[JOANNE]

"Dance a tango to hell"

[BOTH]

'At least I'll have tangoed at all'
The Tango Maureen
Gotta dance till your diva is through
You pretend to believe her
Cause in the end -- you can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Till you're glum and you bum
And turn blue

[MARK]

Why do we love when she's mean?

[JOANNE]

And she can be so obscene

[MARK]

Try the mike

[JOANNE]

My Maureen (reverb: een, een, een...)

[MARK]

Patched

[JOANNE]

Thanks

[MARK]

You know -- I feel great now!

[JOANNE]

I feel lousy
[The pay phone rings. MARK hands it to JOANNE.]
Honey, we're... [pause] Pookie?!
You never call me Pookie...
Forget it, we're patched.

[She hangs up, looks at MARK.]

[BOTH]

The Tango Maureen!

Life Support Lyrics


[ANGEL and COLLINS attend an AIDS Life Support group.]
[PAUL, the support leader, sits on the downstage railing above.]
[GORDON, one of the members of the group, is standing downstage left,]
[facing the audience. As the members enter, they introduce]
[themselves and form a semicircle. Note: The names of the support]
[group members should change every night and should honor]
[actual friends of the company who have died of AIDS.]

[STEVE]

Steve.

[GORDON]

Gordon.

[ALI]

Ali.

[PAM]

Pam.

[SUE]

Sue.

[ANGEL]

Hi, I'm Angel.

[COLLINS]

Tom. Collins.

[PAUL]

I'm Paul. Let's begin

[ALL]

There's only us
There's only this ...

[MARK blusters in noisily.]

[MARK]

Sorry ... Excuse me ... oops

[PAUL]

And you are?

[MARK]

Oh -- I'm not --
I'm just here to --
I don't have --
I'm here with --
Um -- Mark
Mark -- I'm Mark
Well -- this is quite an operation

[PAUL]

Sit down Mark
We'll continue the affirmation

[ALL]

Forget regret or life is yours to miss

[GORDON]

Excuse me Paul -- I'm having a problem with this
This credo -- My T-cells are low --
I regret that news, okay?

[PAUL]

Alright
But Gordon - How do you feel today?

[GORDON]

What do you mean?

[PAUL]

How do you feel today?

[GORDON]

Okay

[PAUL]

Is that all?

[GORDON]

Best I've felt all year

[PAUL]

Then why choose fear?

[GORDON]

I'm a New Yorker!
Fear's my life!
Look - I find some of what you teach suspect
Because I'm used to relying on intellect
But I try to open up to what I don't know

[GORDON AND ROGER (who sings from his loft)]

Because reason says I should have died
Three years ago

[ALL]

No other road
No other way
No day but today

Over the Moon Lyrics


Last night, I had a dream
I found myself in a desert called Cyberland
It was hot
My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty
Out of the obice walked a cow, Elsey
I asked if she had anything to drink she said
Only thing to do is just over the moon
They've closed everything real down
Like barns and trophs and...
Preformin' Spaces
And replaced it all with lies and rules and
Virtual Life... But there is a way out

OOOOOOO
Only thing to do is jump over the moon

I gotta get outta here
It's like i'm being tied to the hood of
a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicidal
mickey mouse
I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta find a way... to jump over the moon
Only thing to do is jump over the moon
Then a little bulldog entered
His name we have learned was Benny
And although he once had principles he abonded to live as a lapdog to a wealthy daughter of the
revolution
1..2..3
That's bull he said
Ever since the cow took off with the fiddle that cows been jumpy
And the dish and the spoon were evicted from the table and elopped
And she had trouble with the milk and the mood ever since maybe it was a female thing
But who'd wanna leave cyberland anyways!
Bulls ain't so bad
The dish and the spoon for instance their down on their luck they come knockin' on my doghouse door
and i said "Not in my backward utensils, go back to china!" (bideebong)
The only way out is up, elsey whispered to me
A leap of faith
Still Thirsty?? Parched
HAve some milk
As i lowered myself beneath her and held my mouth to her swollen utters and sucked the sweetest milk
i have ever tasted!
Climb on board she said and as a harvest moon rose over cyberland we reared back we sprang into a
gallop leaping out of orbit i awoke singing
OOOOOO
Only thing to do
Only think to do is jump
Only thing to do is jump Over the moon
Only thing to do is jump Over the moon
OVer the moon
Over the ...

- Halloween Lyrics


How did we get here?
How the hell..pan left--close on the steeple of the church. How did I get here, how the hell?
Christmas! Christmas eve, last year. I could a night so frozen be so scalding hot? How can a morning
this mild be so raw? Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory as single frames
of one magic night forever flicker in close up on the 3-D Imax of my mind. Thats poetic- thats
pathetic. Why did Mimi knock on Roger's door? and Collins choose that phone booth back where Angel
set up his drums. Why did Maureen's equiptment break down? Why am I the witness and when I capture it
on film does it mean that its the end and I'm alone.

Without You Lyrics

MIMI
Without you, the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows.
Without you, the seeds root, the flowers bloom, the children play.
The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly, without you.
The earth turns, the sun burns, but I die, without you.
Without you, the stars roar the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud moves.
Without you, the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash.
The crowds roar, the days soar, the babies cry, without you.
The moon glows, the river flows, but I die, without you.

MIMI & ROGER
The world revives, colors renew,
but I know blue, only blue, lonely blue, within me blue.

MIMI
Without you.
Without you the hand gropes, the ear hears, the pulse beats.

BOTH
Without you, the eyes gaze, the legs walk, the lungs breathe.

ROGER
The mind churns!

MIMI
The mind churns!

ROGER
The heart yearns!

MIMI
The heart yearns!

BOTH
The tears dry, without you. Life goes on, but I’m gone.

MIMI
Cause I die, without you.

ROGER
Without you.

BOTH
Without you

================

ver. 2

ROGER
Where were you?
MIMI
I'm sorry I'm late...

ROGER
I know, You lost your keys. No, you went for a walk; you
had to help your mother. And how's Benny? I'm going
upstairs tonight.

MIMI
That's Not...

I Should Tell You
I Should...

Never mind...

ROGER
Happy Spring
(Roger leaves.)

MIMI
Without You
The Ground Thaws
The Rain Falls
The Grass Grows

Without You
The Seeds Root
The Flowers Bloom
The Children Play

The Stars Gleam
The Eagles Fly
Without You

The Earth Turns
The Sun Burns
But I Die
Without You

Without You
The Breeze Warms
The Girls Smile
The Cloud Moves

Without You
The Tides Change
The Oceans Crash

The Crowd Roars
The Days Soar
The Babies Cry
Without You

The Moon Glows
The River Flows
But I Die
Without You

ROGER
The World Revives

MIMI
Colors Renew

BOTH
But I Know Blue
Only Blue
Lonely Blue
Within Me, Blue
Without You

MIMI
Without You
The Hand Gropes
The Ear Hears
The Pulse Beats

ROGER
Without You
The Eyes Gaze
The Legs Walk
The Lungs Breathe

BOTH
The Mind Churns
The Heart Yearns
The Tears Dry
Without You

Life Goes On
But I'm Gone
Cause I Die

ROGER
Without You

MIMI
Without You

ROGER
Without You

BOTH
Without You

Will I Lyrics


Will I lose my dignity
will someone care
will i wake tomorrow
from this nightmare

Seasons Of Love Lyrics

COMPANY
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear.
525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.
In 525,600 minutes - how do you measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love.
Seasons of love.

SOLOIST 1
525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan.
525,600 minutes - how can you measure the life of a woman or man?

SOLOIST 2
In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried.
In bridges he burned, or the way that she died.

COMPANY
It's time now to sing out,
tho the story never ends let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends.
Remember the love!
Remember the love! Remember the love!
Measure in love.
Seasons of love! Seasons of love.

La Vie Boheme Lyrics


(Downstage right, the PRINCIPALS have lined up and are waiting to be
seated. A large table is situated down center. Down and to the right,
BENNY and MR. GREY are seated at a smaller table. The RESTAURANT
MAN tries to shoo our friends out)



RESTAURANT MAN

No please no

Not tonight please no

Mister can't you go

Not tonight can't have a scene



ROGER

What?



RESTAURANT MAN

Go, please go;

You - Hello, sir

I said, "No"

Important customer



MARK

What am I just a blur?



RESTAURANT MAN

You sit all night you never buy



MARK

That's a lie that's a lie

I had a tea the other day



RESTAURANT MAN

You couldn't pay



MARK

Oh yeah



COLLINS

Benjamin Coffin III - here?



RESTAURANT MAN

Oh no



ALL

Wine and beer!



MAUREEN

The enemy of Avenue A

We'll stay



(They sit)



RESTAURANT MAN

Oy vey!



COLLINS

What brings the mogul in his own mind to the Life Cafe?



BENNY

I would like to propose a toast

To Maureen's noble try

It went well



MAUREEN

Go to hell



BENNY

Was the yuppie scum stomped

Not counting the homeless

How many tickets weren't comped



ROGER

Why did Muffy-



BENNY

Alison



ROGER

Miss the show?



BENNY

There was a death in the family

If you must know



ANGEL

Who died?



BENNY

Our Akita



BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS

Evita



BENNY

Mimi I'm surprised

A bright and charming girl like you

Hangs out with these slackers

(Who don't adhere to deals)

They make fun yet I'm the one

Attempting to do some good

Or do you really want a neighborhood

Where people piss on your stoop every night?

Bohemia, Bohemia's

A fallacy in your head

This is Calcutta

Bohemia is dead



(The BOHEMIANS immediately begin to enact a mock funeral, with

MARK delivering the "eulogy")



MARK

Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes



COLLINS & ROGER

Dies irae dies illa

Kyrie eleison

Yitgadal v' yitkadash, etc.



MARK

Here she lies

No one knew her worth

The late great daughter of mother earth

On this night when we celebrate the birth

In that little town of Bethlehem

We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-

(MAUREEN flashes hers)

La vie Boheme



ALL

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme



MARK

To days of inspiration

Playing hookie, making something out of nothing

The need to express

To communicate,

To going against the grain,

Going insane

Going mad



To loving tension, no pension

To more than one dimension,

To starving for attention,

Hating convention, hating pretension

Not to mention of course,

Hating dear old mom and dad



To riding your bike,

Midday past the three- piece suits

To fruits to no absolutes

To Absolute- to choice

To the Village Voice

To any passing fad

To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -



ALL

La vie Boheme

La vie Boheme



(JOANNE enters)



MAUREEN

Is the equipment in a pyramid?



JOANNE

It is, Maureen



MAUREEN

The mixer doesn't have a case

Don't give me that face



(MAUREEN smacks JOANNE's ass as she exits. MR. GREY reacts)



MR. GREY

Ahhemm



MAUREEN

Hey Mister- she's my sister



RESTAURANT MAN

So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad

Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter

And one pasta with meatless balls



A BOY

Ugh



COLLINS

It tastes the same



MIMI

If you close your eyes



RESTAURANT MAN

And thirteen orders of fries

Is that it here?



ALL

Wine and beer!



MIMI & ANGEL

To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries

To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese

To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo

To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou



MAUREEN & COLLINS

Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion

Creation, vacation



MARK

Mucho masturbation



MAUREEN & COLLINS

Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new



COLLINS

To Sontag



ANGEL

To Sondheim



FOUR PEOPLE

To anything taboo



COLLINS & ROGER

Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage



COLLINS

Lenny Bruce



ROGER

Langston Hughes



MAUREEN

To the stage



PERSON #1

To Uta



PERSON #2

To Buddha



PERSON #3

Pablo Neruda, too



MARK & MIMI

Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow

To blow off Auntie Em



ALL

La vie Boheme



(JOANNE returns)



MAUREEN

And wipe the speakers off before you pack



JOANNE

Yes, Maureen



MAUREEN

Well - hurry back



(MAUREEN and JOANNE kiss)



MR. GREY

Sisters?



MAUREEN

We're close



(ANGEL jumps on top of COLLINS, who's on the table. They kiss)



ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY

Brothers!



MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS

Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,

Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman

German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein

Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa

Carmina Burana



ALL

To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy

Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,

To no shame - never playing the Fame Game



COLLINS

To marijuana



ALL

To sodomy,

It's between God and me

To S & M



(MR. GREY walks out)



BENNY

Waiter...Waiter...Waiter



ALL

La vie Boheme



COLLINS

In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence

immediately following dinner

Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn

chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred



ROGER

Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an
erection on high holy days



(ROGER picks up an electric guitar and starts to tune it)



MARK

Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the

eleventh street lot,

Will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,

While accompanying herself on the electric cello

Which she has never studied



(At this point, JOANNE has entered and seen MAUREEN playfully kiss

MARK. JOANNE exits. BENNY pulls MIMI aside)



BENNY

Your new boyfriend doesn't know about us?



MIMI

There's nothing to know



BENNY

Don't you think that we should discuss-



MIMI

It was three months ago



BENNY

He doesn't act like he's with you



MIMI

We're taking it slow



BENNY

Where is he now?



MIMI

He's right - hmm



BENNY

Uh huh



MIMI

Where'd he go?



MARK

Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song

(ROGER picks up a guitar and plays Musetta's Theme)

That doesn't remind us of "Musetta's Waltz"



COLLINS

Angel Dumott Schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from Paris

While accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub



ANGEL

And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist

Including the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment

To self-destruct, as it broadcast the words:



ALL

"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS"



BENNY

Check!



(BENNY exits. Lights on MIMI and ROGER)



MIMI

Excuse me did I do something wrong?

I get invited then ignored all night long



ROGER

I've been trying I'm not lying

No one's perfect I've got baggage



MIMI

Life's too short, babe, time is flying

I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine



ROGER

I should tell, you-



MIMI

I've got baggage too



ROGER

I should tell you



MIMI

I got baggage, too



ROGER

I should tell you



BOTH

Baggage - wine



OTHERS

And beer!



(Several beepers sound. Each turns off his or her beeper)



MIMI

AZT break



(MIMI, ROGER, ANGEL, and COLLINS take pills)



ROGER

You?



MIMI

Me , You?



ROGER

Mimi



(They hold hands and stare into each other's eyes lovingly. The rest of the

company freezes)

Seasons Of Love Lyrics

COMPANY
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear.
525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.
In 525,600 minutes - how do you measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love.
Seasons of love.

SOLOIST 1
525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan.
525,600 minutes - how can you measure the life of a woman or man?

SOLOIST 2
In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried.
In bridges he burned, or the way that she died.

COMPANY
It's time now to sing out,
tho the story never ends let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends.
Remember the love!
Remember the love! Remember the love!
Measure in love.
Seasons of love! Seasons of love.

Goodbye Love Lyrics


Mimi:
It's true you sold your guitar and bought a car?
Roger:
It's true - I'm leaving now for Santa Fe It's true you're with this yuppie scum?
Benny:
You said you'd never speak to him again
Mimi:
Not now
Maureen:
Who said you that you have any say in who she says things to at all?
Roger:
Yeah!
Joanne:
Who said that you should stick your knoes in other people's...
Maureen:
Who said I was talking to you?
Joanne:
we used to have this fight each night
Mark:
Calm down
Joanne:
She'd never admit I existed
Mark:
Everyone please
Mimi:
He was the same way - he was always "run away - hit the road don't commit" you're full of shit
Joanne:
She's in denial
Mimi:
He's in denial
Joanne:
Didn'y give an inch when i gave a mile
Mark:
Come on
Mimi:
I gave a mile
Roger:
Gave a mile to who?
Mark & Benny:
Come on guys chill!
Mimi & Joanne:
I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had someone to live for-unafraid to say i love you
Roger:
All your words are nice Mimi but loves not a three way street you'll never share real love until you love your self-I should
no
Collins:
You all said you'd be cool today so please for my sake...
I cant believe he's gone
I cant believe your going(to Roger)
I can't believe this family must die
Angel helped us believe in love I can't believe you disagree
All:
I cant believe this is good bye
( Maureen and Joanne reconcile and go home. Collins returns to the funeral home. Mimi and Benny leave together. Roger and
Mark are left alone.)
Mark:
I hear there are great resturants out west
Roger:
Some of the best, how could she?
Mark:
How could you let her go?
Roger:
You just don't know...how could me lose Angel?
Mark:
Maybe you'll see why when you stop escaping your pain at least now if you try Angel's death wont be in vain
Roger:
His death is in vain
Mark:
Are you insane? There's so much to care about there's me there's Mimi-
Roger:
Mimi's got her baggage too
Mark:
So do you
Roger:
Who are you to tell me what I know. What to do
Mark:
A firend
Roger:
But who Mark are you? "Mark has got his work" they say "Mark lives for his work" and "Mark's in love with his work" Mark
hides in his work
Mark:
>From what?
Roger:
>From facing your failure, facing your loneliness facing tha fact you live a lie
yes, you live a lie tell you why
you're always preaching not to be numb when that's how you thrive
you pretened to create and observe
when you really detache from feeling alive
Mark:
Perhaps because I'm the one of us to survive
Roger:
Poor baby
Mark:
Mimi still loves Roger
Is Roger really jealous or afraid that MImi's weak
Roger:
Mimi did look pale
Mark:
Mimi's gotten thin
Mimi's running out of time
Roger's running out the door--
Roger: No more! Oh no! I've gotta go
Mark:
Hey for someone who's always been let down who's heading out of town?
Roger:
For someone who long's for a community of his own, who's with his camera, alone?
i'll call i hate the fall
(Mimi enters)
you heard?
Mimi:
Every word
you don't want baggage without lifetime guarantees
You don't want to watch me die?
I just came to say
goodbye love goodbye love
came to say goodbye love, goodbye
just came to say
Roger: Glory
Mimi:
goodbye love
Roger:
One blaze of
Mimi:
goodbye love
Roger:
glory
Mimi:
goodbye love goodbye
Roger: have to find
(Roger leaves Benny enters)
Mimi:
please don't touch me understand I'm scared i need to go away
Mark:
I know a place, a clinic
Benny:
A rehab?
Mimi:
Maybe could you?
Benny:
I'll pay
Mimi:
goodbye love
goodbye love
came to say goodbye love goodbye
just came to say goodbye love
goodbye love goodbye love goodbye love
hello diesease
(Mimi runs away, Collins is booted from the funeral hame when he can't pay the bill. Benny offers to pay; then he and
Collins go drinking. Mark stays behind to prepare for his meeting with "Buzzline".)

Out Tonight Lyrics


MIMI:
Whats the time?
Well it's gotta be close to midnight
My body's talking to me
It say,'Time for danger'

It says 'I wanna commit a crime
Wanna be the cause of a fight
Wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt
With a stranger'

I've had a knack from way back
At breaking the rules once I learn the
Games
Get-up life's too quick

I know someplace sick
Where this chick'll dance it the flames
We don't need any money
I always get in for free
You can get in too
If you get in with me

Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna play?
Let's run away
We wont be back
Before it's Christmas Day
Take me out tonight (meow)

When I get a wink from the doorman
Do you know how lucky you'll be?
That your on line with the feline of
Avenue B

Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna prowl
Be my night owl?
Well take my hand we're gonna howl
Out tonight

In the evening I must roam
Can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome
Feels to damn much like like home
When the spanish babies cry

So let's find a bar
So dark we forget who we are
And all the scares from the
Nevers and maybes die

Let's go out tonight
Have to go out tonight
You're sweet
Wanna hit the street?
Wanna wail at the moon like a cat in
Heat?
Just take me out tonight

Please take me out tonight
Don't forsake me - out tonight
I'll let you make me - out tonight
Tonight - tonight - tonight

What You Own Lyrics


MARK
"Hi. Mark Cohen for Buzzline... Back to you Alexi. Coming up, vampire welfare queens who are compulsive bowlers."

Oh God, what am I doing?

Don't breathe too deep
Don't think all day
Dive into work
Drive the other way
That drip of hurt
That pint of shame
Goes away
Just play the game

You're living in America
At the end of the millenium

You're living in America
Leave your conscience at the tone

And when you're living in America
At the end of the millenium
You're what you own

ROGER
The filmmaker cannot see

MARK
And the songwriter cannot hear

ROGER
Yet I see Mimi everywhere

MARK
Angel's voice is in my ear

ROGER
Just tighten those shoulders

MARK
Just clench your jaw til you frown

ROGER
Just don't let go

BOTH
Or you may drown

You're living in America
At the end of the millenium
You're living in America
Where it's like the twilight zone

And when you're living in America
At the end of the millenium
You're what you own

So I own not a notion
I escaoe an ape content
I don't own emotion- I rent

MARK
What was it about that night

ROGER
What was it about that night

BOTH
Connection- In an isolatiing age

MARK
For once the shadows gave way to light

ROGER
For once the shadows gave way to light

BOTH
For once I didn't disengage

MARK
Angel- I hear you- I hear it
I see it- I see it
My song!

MARK (On the phone) ROGER
Alexi- Mark One song-glory
Call me a hypocrite Mimi
I need to finish my
Own film Your Eyes
I quit!

BOTH
Dying in America
At the end of the millenium
We're dying in America
To come into our own

And when you're dying in America
At the end of the millenium
You're not alone

I'm not alone
I'm not alone

Take Me Or Leave Me Lyrics

maureen:
every single day,
i walk down the street
i hear people say 'baby so sweet'
ever since puberty
everybody stares at me
boys girls i can't help it baby
so be kind and don't lose your mind
just remember that i'm your baby

take me for what i am
who i was ment to be
and if you give a damn
take me baby
or leave me

take me or leave me

Maureen:
a tiger in a cage
can never see the sun
this diva needs her stage baby
lets have fun
you are the one i choose
folks will kill to fill your shoes
you love the lime light to now baby
so be mine but don't waste my time
cryin' 'honey bear are you still my, my, my baby?'

take me for what i am
who i was ment to be
and if you give a damn
take me baby or leave me

no way, can i be what i'm not
but hey, don't you want your girl hot?
oh, don't fight, don't loose your head
'cause every night who's in your bed?
who?
who's in your bed?
spoken:kiss pookie

Joanne:
it won't work
i look before i leap
i love margins and discipline
i make list in my sleep baby
whats my sin?
never quit
i follow through
i hate mess but i love you
what do with my improptu baby?
so be wise 'cause this girl satisfies
you got a prize but don't compomise
your one lucky baby

joanne: take me for what i am
maureen: a control freak
joanne: who i was ment to be
maureen: a snob yet over attentive
joanne: and if you give a damn
maureen: a loveable droll geek
joanne: take me baby or leave me
maureen: a anal retentave

both: thats it
joanne: the straw that breaks my back
both: i quit
joanne: unless you take it back
maureen: women what is it about them?
both: can't live with them or without them

chorus:
both: take me for what i am
joanne: who i was ment to be
maureen: who i was ment to be
and if you give a damn
joanne: and if you give a damn then
take me baby, or leave me
maureen:take me baby, take me or la-la-la-la-la-leave me
both: take me baby or leave me
spoken: guess i'm leaving i'm gone!

I'll Cover You Lyrics

(Angel)
Live in my house
I'll be your shelter
Just pay me back
With one thousand kisses
Be my lover - I'll cover you

(Collins)
Open your door
I'll be your tenant
Don't got much baggage
To lay at your feet
But sweet kisses I've got to spare
I'll be there - I'll cover you

(Both)
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are, my love,
On life - be my life

Just slip me on
I'll be your tenant
Wherever - whatever - I'll be your coat

(Angel)
You'll be my king
And I'll be your castle

(Collins)
No you'll be my queen
And I'll be your moat

(Both)
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are, my love,
On life - all my life

I've longed to discover
Something as true as this is

(Collins) (Angel)
So with a thousand
sweet kisses If you're cold
I'll cover you And you're lonely
With a thousand
sweet kisses
I'll cover you You've got one nickel only
With a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
When you're worn
out and tired With a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
When your heart has
expired

(Both)
Oh lover I'll cover you
Oh lover I'll cover you

I Should Tell You Lyrics


Roger
I should tell you I'm disaster
I forget how to begin it

Mimi
Let's just make this part go faster
I have yet -- To be in it
I should tell you

Roger
I should tell you

Mimi
I should tell you

Roger
I should tell you

Mimi
I should tell I blew the candle out
just to get back in

Roger
I'd forgotten how to smile
until your candle burned my skin

Mimi
I should tell you

Roger
I should tell you

Both
I should tell you

Well here we go
Now we --

Mimi
Oh no

Roger
I know -- this something is
here goes--

Mimi
Here goes

Roger
Guess so
It's starting
-Who knows-

Mimi
Who knows

Both
Who knows where
Who goes there
Who knows
Here goes

Trusting desire - starting to learn
Walking through fire without a burn
Clinging - A shoulder a leap begins
Stinging and older , asleep on pins

So here we go
Now we--

Roger
Oh no

Mimi
I know

Roger
Oh no

Both
Who knows where - who goes there

Here goes - Here goes
Here goes - Here goes
Here goes - Here goes

Thursday, September 29, 2005 

Current mood:  loved
Category: Romance and Relationships

Light My Candle Lyrics

[ROGER]

What'd you forget?

[MIMI enters, holding a candle and looking for a match;]
[her electricity is down, too.]

[MIMI]

Got a light?

[ROGER]

I know you? -- You're --
You're shivering

[MIMI]

It's nothing
They turned off my heat
And I'm just a little
Weak on my feet
Would you light my candle?
What are you staring at?

[ROGER]

Nothing
Your hair in the moonlight
You look familiar
[He lights her candle. MIMI starts to leave, but stumbles.]
Can you make it?

[MIMI]

Just haven't eaten much today
At least the room stopped spinning.
Anyway. What?

[ROGER]

Nothing
Your smile reminded me of --

[MIMI]

I always remind people of -- who is she?

[ROGER]

She died. Her name was April

[MIMI discreetly blows out the candle.]

[MIMI]

It's out again
Sorry about your friend
Would you light my candle?

[ROGER lights the candle. They linger, awkwardly.]

[ROGER]

Well --

[MIMI]

Yeah. Ow!

[ROGER]

Oh, the wax -- it's --

[MIMI]

Dripping! I like it -- between my --

[ROGER]

Fingers. I figured...
Oh, well. Goodnight.

[MIMI exits. ROGER heads back toward his guitar on the table.]
[There is another knock, which he answers.]

It blew out again?

[MIMI]

No -- I think that I dropped my stash

[ROGER]

I know I've seen you out and about
When I used to go out
Your candle's out

[MIMI]

I'm illin' --
I had it when I walked in the door
It was pure --
Is it on the floor?

[ROGER]

The floor?

[MIMI gets down on all fours and starts searching]
[the floor for her stash. She lookss back at ROGER,]
[who is staring at her again.]

[MIMI]

They say I have the best ass below 14th street
Is it true?

[ROGER]

What?

[MIMI]

You're staring again.

[ROGER]

Oh no.
I mean you do -- have a nice --
I mean -- You look familiar

[MIMI]

Like your dead girlfriend?

[ROGER]

Only when you smile.
But I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else --

[MIMI]

Do you go to the Cat Scratch Club?
That's where I work - I dance - help me look

[ROGER]

Yes!
They used to tie you up --

[MIMI]

It's a living

[MIMI douses the flame again.]

[ROGER]

I didn't recognize you
Without the handcuffs

[MIMI]

We could light the candle
Oh won't you light the candle?

[ROGER lights it again.]

[ROGER]

Why don't you forget that stuff
You look like you're sixteen

[MIMI]

I'm nineteen -- but I'm old for my age
I'm just born to be bad

[ROGER]

I once was born to be bad
I used to shiver like that

[MIMI]

I have no heat -- I told you

[ROGER]

I used to sweat

[MIMI]

I got a cold

[ROGER]

Uh huh
I used to be a junkie

[MIMI]

But now and then I like to --

[ROGER]

Uh huh

[MIMI]

Feel good

[ROGER]

Here it -- um --

[ROGER stoops and picks up a small object: MIMI's stash.]

[MIMI]

What's that?

[ROGER]

It's a candy bar wrapper

[ROGER puts it behind his back and into his pocket.]

[MIMI]

We could light the candle

[ROGER discreetly blows out the candle.]

[MIMI]

What'd you do with my candle?

[ROGER]

That was my last match

[MIMI]

Our eyes'll adjust, thank God for the moon

[ROGER]

Maybe it's not the moon at all
I hear Spike Lee's shooting down the street

[MIMI]

Bah humbug ... Bah humbug

[MIMI places her hand under his, pretending to do it by accident.]

[ROGER]

Cold hands

[MIMI]

Yours too.
Big. Like my father's
You wanna dance?

[ROGER]

With you?

[MIMI]

No -- with my father

[ROGER]

I'm Roger

[MIMI]

They call me
They call me Mimi

[They come extremely close to a kiss.]
[MIMI reaches into his pocket, nabs the stash,]
[waves it in front of his face, and makes a sexy exit.]

Monday, September 19, 2005 

Current mood:  calm
friends are there for one another friends arent there to judge or criticise but to give advice and love one another to help when ever needed no matter the hour and friends are a friend when they remember special things and celebrate good times a friend doesnt lie a friend doesnt steal from you or betray you and those friends of mine i love you all